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Busy_body:
I don vex I don turn to stalker because of you, i wrote you poems, love letters, etc and you did not even acknowledge it i even followed you into kaypinchi's thread in the auto section today I want a divorce and thats not because i have always wanted 75% of everything you own

Chei baby, my sweet pepermint, you are the sugar inmy tea. How could you ask for a divorce?

Please I am sorry. I did not see the poem true. In fact I was away in naija for long long time hon. I will make it up to you in two weeks time. I will start tonight to show you the signs. my connection was bad last night.

So where do we start sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet pepermint

Seun:
The reason I didn't say anything about it is also simple. My net access is very bad at the moment. After locking a thread, I was supposed to create a new onw, but after having to restart my connection a hundred times every minute, I simply forgot. I expect the moderator to have understood what was happening and created a new thread for the Igbos but she doesn't seem to have that kind of initiative.

And when i asked you, I was too small to get this explanation. I bu mkpi (he goat)

Ghost sighting

I know that if this report is coming from Nigeria, some of our 'liberated' minds who are more westernised than the westerners will call it laughable and superstitious.

May be they will still say that. 'It cannot be proved scientifically'

A ghostbuster has been called to a "haunted" hospital following reports by staff of a cloaked figure roaming the wards and corridors. Related photos / videos Spooked hospital calls ghostbuster The spooky sightings at the new Royal Derby Hospital have prompted NHS bosses to summon an exorcist, The Sun claimed.

Senior manager Debbie Butler sent an email to staff, informing them of a plan to bring in a priest to rid the hospital of paranormal activity.

She wrote: "I'm not sure how many of you are aware that some members of staff have reported seeing a ghost.

"I'm taking it seriously as it is affecting some members of staff and the last thing I want is staff feeling uneasy at work. I don't want to scare anyone any more than necessary, but felt it was best I made you all aware of the situation and what we are doing about it.

"I've spoken to the Trust's chaplain and she is going to arrange for someone from the cathedral to exorcise the department."

The £334 million hospital is located on the site of the old Derby City General Hospital, which was built in the 1920s over part of a Roman road.

Ms Butler added: "I understand that some of you will probably be worried or scared about this. If any of you wish to discuss this, feel free to contact me at any time."

Anglican priests usually need to seek permission from a bishop before performing an exorcism. A spokesman for the Bishop of Derby told the newspaper: "Any case such as this is put to the Bishop. He would seek proper advice before taking action."

A spokeswoman for Derby Hospitals NHS Trust said: "We take information from staff seriously and are working with the hospital chaplaincy to put people's minds at ease."

chamotex:
Ise

na untop woman bed u dey always dey . . . nothing do you.

that is where there is unity and agreement.
Outside na

Baby please no vex you hear

baby no way. My location has never chan ;Dged.

I enjoy it there. you are the best
may be the person I called babe is under 10.

You are baby not babe.

busy_body
where have u been?

Chamotex

Adi m mma. I am fine ooo
you?

Sammy adi m mma. Gikwanu?

**osisi:
kpam kpam kpam
onye no ya?
o kwa osisi n'ekene
ada bekee,nwanyi oma

bekelina nno Ada igbo ka m mma na onu

MrCrackles:

N2.99milli ginni

OLE OSHI!

2.99 million zimbabwean dollars

IGWE_USA:
Umu igbo kwezuonu!

Nkenke ehi na'achu igwe enyi oso abatala n'ogbo. Achoro m onye m na ya ga anware n'ilu igbo. Onye obula chere n'okara aka, ya bia ka anyi ga n'obi ogayara, ka anyi mata mbe abuoo nke ka ike.

Udo diri unu niile.

nke bu oke, O bughi nke ka ike.

A na-ejikwanu anya a ma O ka chara acha
Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I know Seun has been closing some jumbo threads as he called it. My annoyance is that Seun would create a new thread and direct the usrs to the new one. But in our case, he locked it and went away.

Na wetin make I de vex. In fact to be sincere I have been expecting the locking following a recent trend mana otu nama ahu kaara i me ka anyi mara na ya achowago ira amu.

Ozioma
Gbanwee afa threadia tinye afa nke O na-aza na mbu.

Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady

Tinyekwa link thredi nke ozo ahu maka ndi ohuru. O gaghi ete aka thredi ahu ana ka nai

@Chinenye,

Seun Ehichala thredi ahu. Lee ihe kpatara O jiri wepu ya
fukkkk seun

nice one 'if he finds his way home, do not sleep with him'

haba
you are pretending like you are not aware?

yysl:
i no go talk

better talk

romade:
spik 4 yaself mister akaba

Usain wetin I do you?

romade:
envy on d run

hehe
this one na usain bolt

Ex Inferis:
SCENE 1, ACT ONE

ENTER 2 ARMED ROBBERS, ABOUT TO STEAL CAR.

Robber 1: " joe, comot dat security sharpy now make we werey befor polis come o!".

robber 2: "nna, relax nah! you no see how the mumu driver lock the steering to the clutch? e easy? as you stand there talk, make you opin eye well well o"

RUSTLING NOISE IN THE BUSHES, ENTER THREE VERY DRUNK COPS.

Drunk Cop 1:" haa! who goes there? berra identify yaself or suffer a barrage of acshidental discharge!!"

Robber 2:" Chei! omo, na polish, i don go!!"

ROBBERS EXIT LEFT, DISAPPEARING INTO THE BUSHES.

Drunk Cop 2:" hic. . . thosh na barawo, na army robbersh, where oga make we report"

Drunk Cop3. " oga dey yonder dey sh1t for bush. him go soon come"

Drunk Cop 1: " ash be shay we shee robber and we no shoot our riflesh. . hic. . . them fit talk for HQ shay we run comot and no pursue the robbersh."

Drunk Cop 2: " dat one na true talk. oya, begin dishcharge ya guns".

THE INEBRIETED COPS RELEASE A VOLLEY INTO THE AIR. ENTER A POT-BELLIED POLICE INSPECTOR, PANTING AND HOLDING UP HIS PANTS.

Inspector:" wash going on here, who are you shooting?

Drunk Cop 1, (saluting and woblling):" Chan-sir!!! na shome army robbersh wan shteal this moto".

Inspector, (letting go of his pants and pulling out gun): " where dem, where dem i say?"

Drunk Cop 3: "shir, dem run enter bush as we wan arresht dem, shir"

Drunk Cop @: "na him we dishchage in case dem ogas ashk for HQ".

Inspector (smiling): "good, good. we fit tell dem say we engage the robbers in serious fire for fire".

Drunk Cop 2: "but oga, how we wan carry explain shay we fire 50 rounds and we no kill, wound or arresht anything"?

Inspector: " hmm, dat na true talk be dat. we need a culprit".

SUDDENLY A GOAT BLEATS IN THE NEARBY BUSHES.

Drunk Cop 2: " em, oga. we fit grab yonder goat and tell dem for HQ say na one of the robbersh do juju become goat".

Inspector: " dat one na rubbish. who wan hear that kind tory and believ?"

Drunk Cop 1: "but oga, remember wen dem johson for Area Office been carry one dead fish wey dem parade for TV say na dat rapist change becom fish?"

Drunk Cop 3: " na true! last month, abi? shebi na medal them give them and bonus?"

Inspector:" hmm. una get point. oya! begin handcuff that goat!"

END.

Boy e be like say u de there. Nice one

Anyways
Mr JJyou or miss

I am sure you will abhore an unkept and smelly lady who is beautiful inside.

Making rice stew and adding too much oil

One of my friends quiped, ' the stew is sweet but it appears you bought the vegetable oil very cheap'
Good she said that though.

jamace:
Yea man, happily married. DELIBERATE EFFORT by both of us has been our guiding principle. It works like magic .

That's it man. Your post says it all. Just wanted to confirm. You talked like someone in a bliss.
Keep it. We shall all get there some day.

wow at jamace
are you married?

toshmann:
onye ashi, ify onye ashi. ashiri adighi mma o.
o kwa nani 2 days kam buru felimbombo. and erebeghi m ihe presido, onweghi onye choro igoro ya., o ka no na e-bay. but eji m ya biri ego from bank as collateral. the manager of the bank birila m ego bu nwanyi, so amaghi m ihe wu plans ya.

Ihere adighi eme manager ahu? Amu ya gbara small size. Anyway nke presido were ike inyere ya aka

but nani 2 days ka mu na felimbombo noro. olaghachikwala UK last weekend, osi na o nwere important appointment na UK this week. so amaghi m appointment o nwere, ogwaghi m details ya, emechaa unu juo agaba.

Toshman, so imechara nweta feli? ahinze

Two days anyway you go manage am. Ok erutere this side. Ify P bu agada gbachiri uzo so nothing de happen.

jamace:
Do you work in an arbattoir?

Do you wanna know if he is a butcher?

ezigbo ji na sauce

Poor you. Lol

Not going to say this is a movie story but it is very similar to amovie i watched. nollywood

The only difference was that in the movie, the best man banged the bride on the eve of the wedding. The bridegroom walked in on them without their knowledge. he went away, had the wedding the following day. But was a stranger to the woman for close to 2 years. He however was hell bent on destroying the best friend.

not gonna start my own story

hehehehe
we hope so

more on the goat trial

The Vanguard newspaper considered the story so important it had to position it strategically on its front page on Friday, January 23: this is the story of the goat that was paraded, the other day, as a robbery suspect by the Kwara State Command of the Nigerian Police Force. Even the BBC published the story on its website. We are told that a group of vigilante security men had tried to arrest two men who were trying to steal a Mazda car somewhere in Ilorin, the capital of Kwara state, when suddenly the two suspected robbers took to their heels.

 
The vigilante men, who in many parts of the country now help to secure life and property, due to the inefficiency of the police, gave the robbers the chase. One of them escaped. The other one rested his back on the wall, and turned into a goat. The local vigilante refused to be outwitted. They promptly arrested the goat (in a bold display of citizen action) and took him(?) to a police station, where the goat was dutifully arrested and detained. The goat has since been paraded before the press, apparently to show how efficient the Kwara Police Command is, and in the words of the State Police PRO, Mr Tunde Mohammed, the goat, ram or sheep (there is an identity crisis here) will not be left off the hook until investigations have been concluded.

If anybody is wondering what is going on here, I urge that person to consider also a similar story that broke a week earlier in the Isokoko area of Agege, Lagos. This other story was also so important, it made the front page of the PM News. It is the . . . . .
If anybody is wondering what is going on here, I urge that person to consider also a similar story that broke a week earlier in the Isokoko area of Agege, Lagos. This other story was also so important, it made the front page of the PM News. It is the story of an Okada, motorcycle passenger who after using the helmet that was provided by the motorcyclist suddenly turned into a tuber of yam. Persons who claimed to have witnessed the miraculous transformation raised an alarm and called in the police. The motorcyclist and the tuber of yam were arrested. Both okada rider and yam tuber are currently being detained at the Isokoko Police Station in Agege, Lagos. The reduction of the Nigerian Police Force to a level where its officials now arrest and detain goats and tubers of yam as criminal suspects is disturbing indeed. It is a strange development in Nigeria's criminal justice administration system. We have before us a major issue of law and its interpretation. And it is something that should interest our legal experts

I wish the goat and the tuber of yam will be detained together
http://odili.net/news/source/2009/jan/25/15.html

sorry hon
did not know