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Ify p
Happy Valentine. biko bia k'anyi jee legharia anya ma taratu ihe

@Mmuo
Ba a ma, uyo uyo ma a gi

ghettochyk:
plus. . . . ele onye si na m muru nwa nwoke?

Ikomi si na ya tuwara gi ime nwa nwoke. ngwa ikomi confess~

Your menses starts on 13th feb and is to end on the 16th of february.
What would you do?

ula ula ulaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bia gawa

Bring siasia or . . .

toshmann:
ya wu ndi ara abuo

ma o buru na i bu onye ara. o dika gi abuo. chei ulo ga-agba oku

Tosh
O na -abu emefee ya oke, o muta ejima nwoke abuo.

Romeo
Daalu nna m.

Are speaking will be correct if the chap was bluring out some stuff and the babe wanted to know what he was saying. She go like ' na igbo you de blow?'

Apart from that, do you speak igbo is the right thing.

Presido, amebo 1 of nairaland

Tosh onye oma m

Ofo soro ibe ya ree. Umuoma director. Jisie ike

Ify iwe gi adila oku inu.

I guess 'Nne I na-asu igbo' was meant for a woman.
However, it means 'woman, are you speaking Igbo?' (are you the girl and he is the boi?)

The Nne there translated literily will be mother but in the context, it is an affectionate or polite way of talking to a girl esp in this context.

Probably she wanted to say 'nna' instead of 'nne'. In that case case, it would mean, 'boy, are you speaking Igbo'.

If she wrote ', i ma asu igbo?' It would have meant, 'do youn know how to speak Igbo? or do you speak Igbo.

Hope this helps.
Igbo ndewonu.

Kedu ndi gbara surplus bro?

romeo:
Agaba gini na eme?

Tosh ga-agwa gi na ihe m kwuur bu eziokwu
1. Anya ahu nwanyi mara mma 1 of nairaland (tosh)
2 Osote ya Romeo

3 Onye nduzi umunwanyi na igbo thread Agaba

Brash o gini na-afio?

Romeo
Ihere gini na-eme m? A na m asi asi? chere ka tosh bia

muigbo ekene m unu. Threadi a bu naani udo.

So so ihe na-ese okwu bu nwanyi ma o bukwara na Tosh ya na Romeo no ya
Ma obughi etu ahu, o buru amebo presido batara hehe

Ify p . . . . olia?

Uwaje:
so because she is a woman and hes a man and he has MONEY shes only there for the money?if you flip the script and its the woman with the money, what will you people say?

@ poster,I think he is only rushing because hes not getting any younger, 34 is in my opinion is too old to not be married with children, so maybe hes feelin the pressure from his fam.

about his height: if you feel like the jolly green giant next to him then, u might want to rethink that idk, but one thing i can say is my mother did ONE thing right by marrying my dad, hes tall and we got his height

which means your mother is short. I will tell her
Girl
Just be sure of what you want and go for it. There is no way you will feel comfortable around someone you are not used to. He should give you sometime to be with him so you understand him. You are scared because you do not know him.
Get to know him and see if you are still scared.

Umaru Gomwalk was the VC(administrator )of UNN for over 5 years. Did anybody kill him?
people should stop all these sentiments.
Anyway it is every where even in the UK no matter how small

Have been receiving such mails supposedly from NAtwest where as I don't have and never had an account with Natwest.
Not only in naija.
Every day na for the thief na one day monkey go ngo market e no go return.

Romeo
if you know sam egwu, you will see his resemblance on her face.
That's the daughter jare

ifyalways:
@agaba,lie nsi oku.u just left me like dat i hope dat stew keeps u warm

O buru gi nyere m nsi oku, a ga m eri maka na O gaghi egbu m ma o bu ruo m afo.

Busy_body:
Sharpener-penetrating-pencil, wow, is that the latest technology in town This is one all-night maths lesson I cannot afford to miss Debosky darling, you would have to understand

Are you also interested in the lesson. Just come with a sharpener also. if you have a pencil you can bring it along.

spikedcylinder:
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Your replies are just so. . . .  
Butter mint, there is fire on the mountain o

Run run run! Ok the fire is out.

Busy_body:
Darling Debo, its not what you saw honest We were just discussing the rudiments of Mathematics, thats all, ask Spikedcylinder, she will tell you

See how I have been making you proud here Darling Debosky See me representing my hubby's renowned brainy brain here [size=5pt]Scroll to the bottom of each posts, I goofed in the first one, and tried to cover my hide in the second post by continuing to goof on, lol. Children of nowadays, if you don’t use your brain, you will lose it, lol [/size]

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-220877.32.html#msg3384707


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-220877.32.html#msg3387618

You mean he is blind, long or shortsighted? Debosky, how do you type then?

@topic
Never let him treat you like s cumbag. But try and maitain your marriage. talk to him about how you feel

spikedcylinder:
Ha ha!
I guess this is one gist that your busy body cannot penetrate.
Aswerigawd, Agaba was teaching me mathematics o!

ok ! get your sharpner ready. I will bring the pencil. you have to understand it today or else.

Topic

you need self esteem. you need to be healthy above all

debosky:
See this agaba publicly cheating with my boo

No, the university will expel me if i cheat. I no de carry mgbo walahi. let alone for public

Topic.

Do not add weight.

Busy_body:
I will pretend I did not see the 2 posts before mine

you just did not see nuffin

Busy_body:
Yippee, Siena is back in the romance/family section and raring to go

I will pretend I did not see this

*Hauwa*:
ewooo!! agba, biko am nwa virgin Mary eh. today is uka so no sin.

Echelon, i only replaced the 'e' in your Eche and put in 'i' to make it echi. lazy you to read between the lines. you are not igbo than anyone ok.

presido, grandpa fought for and at everywhere. Enugu, benin, ore etc. he used to tell us also abt the mammy water that came out of the river so that they could pass while the enemies continued to shoot at the mammy water. he scared us with stories

ewoo, oo njo? hmm ok o di mma

*Hauwa*:
Ikomi, sabi sabi gi is too much. what are you subsetting all abt? either [b]amu[/b] or subset

my grandpa fought Biafra war too you hear  !!!!

Kedu ihe nke a putara ?

spikedcylinder:
Seen. You spend a lot of time in the Auto section huh?

Butter mint, howz it goin'?

can see you are feeling good. lol

I suggest your hubby sees a psychiatrist.

In as much as some guys like em curvy size10 is curvy enough.
When you begin to frequent the cardiovascular unit, he will be the first to complain.

I think he is a bit weird in this age and time.

Hauwa, ma a na-enyekwa gi address jidekwa panti gi aka.

Anyway Tosh nwere enuff condom.

Gawa, I mecha Igwa any ka I si gaa

debosky:
Stop beefing jo! 

She did not lead to her father's looting - if you had evidence of excessive living/spending, then you might have a point. The mere fact that she is in a foreign university is no pointer to anything.

Many people work hard in naija and send their kids to school abroad. Punish the father for sins (if true) and not his innocent daughter. 

PS Ibime I agree with you - quite bland. Wouldn't look at her twice, except she was loaded of course. 

Bro make some enquiries about that babe. She is a single mum though . . . lol
All Egwu's kids are extravagant so do not even go there.

presido1:
imaghi nwaakiri ahu ana akpo toshmann, Ok ebe tosh bu ezigbo mmadu gaa nu na kardiff central police si ha na obu gi bu Toshmann Nwa-mama, maka chineke iga aga jail from their maka ekpe go ya ikpe findia guilty since. Charges: Assult, Insult, rape, stealling(Condom),[/b]drink driving, intent to supply, possesion, hooliganism, etc. ndi ojii nile no na wales wu zi suspecti maka nwakiri ahu. His last offence wu stealing my mojo. Am yet to report him to scotland yard and FBI.

Ib bekee ekwela doti mesa gi,doti mesa gi, gi ewere ncha sachapu ya [b]onye ji ego ga alu gi. Did u understand my post?

Njakiri go back oo. only the bolded portion can hold true with Tosh. O buru ihe ndi ozo, Presido you are on your own. You may wish to edit play or no play

Guys
This is my ID bntashi@yahoo.co.uk

Let get some stuff done. Though I may not be available at todays conference, I will be subsquent ones. I have an appointment already.
I am in one more time.
Bless you all

Guys I am in
Whatever you wanna do I will be part it as far as we are up for positive change we believe in