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Ezinwannem:
r u sure you're in higher institution? am asking because your grammer and sentence structure is 0. abeg, edit and tell us what the problem is.

You have not seen anything my dear. They speak rubbish as English and one cannot but wonder how they passed their WAEC.

It is quite appalling.
@ topic

Give her a break. Probably she has a new catch or she wants to check out ogbono soup. Then you can look around and help yourself with some daughters of Eve around.

David

Naah

she said, no problem.

Ruby_Pearl:
lol, you are crazy!!
Why did I shave it? Why not?
Hmm, I like that song, but I prefer the clarinet
I meela

@post
A cold lemonade drin

k on a hot day

Trumpeters, clarinets sound ( m:-.r:d : m:-.r:d: s:-:-

O come my dear ruby_pearl ( s: s:- l:s:f:s:m:-:-

That would not be a problem.  I can learn it just for you.

About the shaving, it makes life easier  you know. _{Hope I know where you shaved}

Ruby
I will write a you a music. I will play it for you . I play the organ and the guitar as well.

Ruby, you are the priceless pearl
The costly ornament of the king
You nourish my soul like the pea
nourishes the skin

Ruby you are the best and you know it.
You are the best and you know it

Ruby_Pearl:
@post
rubs my feet. . . . I shaved it for a reason

Ruby_Pearl:
*thinks to herself* Finally, got here where I wanted!
The concert noise will cancel out the gunshot ^{*pulls out her CYMA airsoft gun*}

Men fall for this all the time, makes things easier

Pulls my kalashinkov airsoft gun for protection, hides from her asault. Let the game begin.

Ruby_Pearl:
@post
rubs my feet. . . . I shaved it for a reason

why did you shave it? ready for action?

minute:
write me a song and play it for me.

and if he cannot write songs?

What of the simple daily stuff that can actually make you feel like a queen?

:d ;d yea I will be sleeping like a baby and dreaming dreams

Ruby_Pearl:
^{*Runs to the bathroom*} I'll be right back

Shy? Very

Opens the bathroom door for her and closes it behind him. whispers to himself, she is shy

reallly you re very shy? well you will have to getused to your hubby and stop being shy at least with him.
Cos I will parade naked for you inside the house. Hiding nothing from you.

mesmya:
agaba emego hijack nwanyi ofuo bataranu,odika fa eji nwanyi me agaba ogu

Onwero onye m mere hijack abeg. Nani onye obioma ka m bu. Mesmya Imakwa nke ahu nke oma.

Ruby_Pearl:
I was feeling you right there, until you mentioned the bolded part.
There's a thing that every girl wants. . . . privacy

Don't really know that a lady that is mine who ride or who rides me will call that inversion of privacy.

Are you forgeting that the hairy area is just the outside of the house I normally enter into? When I am giving her head, I get to see everything even in more details. Except you are not intimate then, there is no need to let him there.

You may want to tell me why such act is an iversion of privacy. Is it that you are shy or something?

Ruby_Pearl:
I meela.
Na, no need to convince me anymore. . . . .

that's kinda sweet
@ topic

meeting a cheerful welcoming face, sweet smelling, and neat assuming she was at or came home before me, is romantic.

Doing her nails while telling her stories is romantic.
Shaving her wrestling triangle while watching her reaction is pretty romantic.
trusting me to protect her is super romantic

Ruby_Pearl:

struggling? naahhhh
with this I am going to have a sweet night sleep
take that

Ruby_Pearl:
Yes, you're right. (translate)
But I'll need some convincing.

Yes, you are right
Ee, -I- kwuru- eziokwu
yes-you- said- the truth
Or
Ee-i -nwetara ya
yes-you- got it right
.

Well I am trying ma best to convince you. May be i have to double ma effort

Ruby_Pearl:
because there's no vacancy

Well vacancy can always be created

Ruby_Pearl:
Oyinye, stop questioning him
Let stillwarra try it first 

why do you have to say that when I am asking for your lips?

stillwater:
Ok. I'll watch out for you.

OK , no problem
Ok = O di mma
No problem ( nsogbu adighi)
problem = nsogbu
Adighi literaly means 'is not 'or 'there is no

Hot cleavage, hot lips, seductive eyes

hmmm
That is no problem. The tutoring goes on on nairaland. Where ever it is spoken we interprete. na so e do go.

Efosa confess. You get eye for the guy. period.
I don't want to say he pursued you and you refused cos I know you go give am to get your promotion

bluespice:
@ chamo
 

agaba! not u again!
thats it am logging off now
thank goodness no one here knows my addy
una go find me tire shebi una still dey see my picture make i go put the real one

What have I done? _{please give me the addy. I will not give it to anyone except Chamo my friend. if you permit me}

Ruby_Pearl:
Mba.
My lips are not soft. . . . . .feels like needles and graphite.

What makes my lips soft works in real time and will soften your lips also. that will not be a problem honey

Blue you can show me the butt please. I like good butts also.

The brain, the butt and the breast (3 B's)

Define a woman. The puss.y adds nothing to the value. it can only reduce the value if it is infected.
So you wanna show me the booty?

Ruby_Pearl:
And you think you'll be able to provide me diamonds on a daily basis?

I will meet your daily need of diamond ofcourse

Blue

Just said everybody  should be speaking whatever lang he wants.

Blue and doyin, whatever you like say it.

Ngwanu Onye obuan suwa nke diya mma
Bluespice na Doyin ihe di unu mma kwubenu

Ruby_Pearl:
@Agaba
Wanting Igbo lessons does not mean I want a kiss
I know where to get it from. . . .My pillow is softer than your lips and does more action

My wanting to kiss you has nothing to do with your wanting Igbo lesson's. Igbo lesson is done in Igbo thread . BTW my lips have been adjudged the softest you could kiss. So do not fear.

And how do you know when you never touched me.

onyinye2:
LMAO!!! Deja Vu You are the umpteenth person who has said that about me.Ahhh. . . . are you upset because onye nkuzi was corrected? Ahhh. . . . . it is oka.

So in your dictionary correction means imposing your thought on another? Then you are despot.

Ruby_Pearl:


I like jewelries better than compliments

And I offered to give you diamond that you are worth and you did not believe that i have what it takes

I sure know how a diamon necklace will magnifying that cleavage when it hangs just above it.

Ruby_Pearl:
@agabaSee this one.
Don't classify me honey. . . . . esp ,not based on what I write on Nairaland.

yea sweetie I was also talking about your nairaland character. I know what we have here are clones

onyinye2:
Nwannem
You have said it all.
Btw. . . . . My name means "Gift from God" because if you had the "Chukwu" part. . . . it sounds sort of manish. So the "God" part generates on its own.

After altering my post you are kissing me. Abeg i no want. na Ruby I de kiss

Ruby take that

Ruby_Pearl:
Meela.

But what am I foot dragging about na?

You said that I was complimenting you cos i wanted a favour. To wich I said it is not true, I have always complimented you. never appreciated my compliments wanted that of david

Ruby_Pearl:
Okunrin= boy.

But Okinrin and doyin in same sent means "monkey boy"

Thanks Ruby.

You see people's name actually speak much about what they think about themselves

Onyinye = gift
She thinks she is gift to mankind and sees no other one besides her

Ruby-pearl:

She thinks she is invaluable and wants a husband who will be buying her precious stones as a sign of romance

Stilwater:
Peaceful, beautiful humane and humble and she has potrayed that here.

Tope means somethin sweet as well.

na waooo

Blue
please what is okunrin?

I don de see that too much

Ruby_Pearl:
Anya ura?
translate jor

Anya does not mean love.
Anya = eye (literarily)
ura = sleep ; put them together it will come out as sleepy eye.

But anya ura here is a kind of euphemism. means you are foot dragging