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ifyalways: Eze Nri,Udo di.dalu
Tosh biko hapu m aka.Onye aghugho.I chuputa m na ulo Darfur,i ga-akpo m ala ulo gi?You want some milk?buy the darn cow! lol

Agaba owu Odumchi ka i na-agwa ya mechie onu?I na-acho okwu aka nri na aka ekpe.O nwere ihe merenu?Owu konji?lol

Konji na ewe different reactions.O jide Tosh,o daputa hoha acho onye o ga-azogbu.O jide Agaba o chowa okwu na ogu.O jide Darfur,o daba bathroom with ncha.O jide Presido1,ogho lecturer.lol

Happy weekend all.

O dika inuru ogogoro? Anokatara m si ya mechie onu? O bu na ihuro ihe ogwara m?

odumchi: O otu i na eme? Umu ala Igbo na ebe akwa

toshmann: Agu okorobia infact a choro m iku nkwa now. Ihe marriage a sef. Once in a while crown prince need-iri iku nkwa

Ify si na o ga abia, kemgbe 3 days ahughi m ya. And ima a-trust-ighi m Ify at all. Nwa agbogho ukwu nnu. Everytime ahu di ya hot. Bia kwanu kuo m nkwa ya n'eme m the more you look. . . .
O di ka m ga etinye ishi na thread ndi teenagers now. Ka m ga choro umu vitamin c were jide onwe m jare

Aww onye nke m. Lekwa Felimbombo dikwa available. O na-achosi gi ike. Aba Branch lee. Tosh na-acho onye o ga-eji gbatia ukwu. Ify ocho okwu. Ilechara m anya si na m nwere akwa okuko. Ka m nwetakwa gi na bed room.

odumchi: O otu i na eme? Umu ala Igbo na ebe akwa

Taa si ebe a gbafuo.

Odunnu: And who stood in place of the celebrant?

She came late to the party. No one stood in for her.

Odunnu: Thank you Egbon miiii. @agaba, you should have sent me a link to this afterall you have my phone number, my house number including my BB PIN

It was supposed to be a surprise party so I didn't care to leak the secret

ronkebp: And what about HOURGLASS?

You don carry enter 18.

You are welcome Sweets.

Jarus: That's why I mentioned this:





Still,, it's not been proved that Dike's claims are true, especially as his name was mentioned in the paper.

I did not crosscheck but someone said above that he cited another of Dike's articles which does not in anyway absolve him of culpability in the said instance.

Jarus: I discussed this with SLS yesterday evening and he made the following points:

1, The matter is in court so he wouldn't want to make official statements, but his communication guys may issue a statement to clarify that it was an institutional paper prepared by his research department, not his personal paper

If this was to be a compliment, I doubt if the CBN governor would have given credit to his research unit. As far as i am concerned, it is irresponsible of him at this moment to pass buck which actually is an inadvertent acceptance of guilt.

[quote author=Hour_Glass]Which part? How you dey?[/quote]Wetin dey your mind?
I dey fine oo. What about ya?

The crown prince of umumkpi, kedu ka eke si anya anwu?
Anu a na-agba egbe o na-acho condom
Agbakaria o siwa imi na g-string
Felimbombo na-achosi gi ike oo.

PhysicsQED: I don't think you can sue someone for using your words verbatim in a speech without acknowledging you.

It sounds frivolous and will probably be thrown out, meaning that Sanusi will probably never have to explain himself.

Yea not if the speech is published in a website and made available to the public for download!
By that it is no longer just a speech, it is document that can be cited!

[quote author=Hour_Glass]@all, two news

First news
I started my week 4 today in my running plan. It was quite demanding running for 3 mins and walking for 2 mins all for 25 mins, the challenge was in running for 3 mins at a stretch between 7-8km/hr. Right now I can say am running for endurance and not for speed (I will surely grow into it). Am enjoying every bit of this challenge and eating well. The lady trainer told me am weighing in at the end of the month (am so waiting,hoping I won't be disappointed), lol.

Second news
Resumed back to work after 20 working days leave today, and the comments went gaga. I need to tell you this, compliments in my dictionary is flattery except if it comes from someone who is not really fond of me. So today, I tend to regard the comments and reactions of haters today more than my friends/lovers. One of dem haters said, "I am going for my own leave sooner than I expected", 2nd "lemme check your cheeks *she kept checking for almost a minute* nothing really different only fresher", one could not afford to even answer my greeting, oh I loved all these (am I strange?). If I had resumed looking like a sack of garri, they would have been around me jeering and later finish their mama for back. I am really happy with myself and my body and that is what matters for now.

Week 4 am hereeeeeeee!!!!![/quote]My own compliment! Is that all you can do

Onlytruth: In all honesty, I believe that Sanusi is a product of a bad school. I find it hard to believe that someone like him would intentionally steal academic materials. I've seen a lot of that in Nigerian academic articles.
The so called academics we have in Nigeria are yet to understand the gravity of this offense.

I learned the lesson when a lecturer (here in the US) gave me a "C" score on an "A" paper simply because I failed to use the very citation style she wanted us to use (not that I didn't even cite it). I forgot to use the TURABIAN style of Note-Bibliography citation, and instead used the "Reference" style; that was it! Now, imagine what would have happend if I mis-cited or failed to cite at all. All hell would have been let loose.

Sanusi should go back to school!

60% was deducted from my essay score because I did not cite adequately.

Amen

jennykadry: Agaba, Please give me a link to richy's sh@gging thread

Here you go
https://www.nairaland.com/661744/friends-girl-friend-blackmailing-me

Richvkunt: Believe what you want.There was no time frame on that story.
Your detective is free to go back in history to dig up more stories.
That does not change the fact that you are a nasty person who advises women to leave their husbands at the slightest chance you have.While you stay put in your own abusive marriage

Wow! Even when you were reporting the story in real time. The thread is still there. You taunted us with updates. Come on!

jennykadry: This is why I have sworn to marry agaba. why won't his supposed wife Leave him? Is this the kind of man a woman wants to spend the rest of her life with? Ehen oga mentor, as useless as his followers

Buahahahahahahahaha wait o, he is going to tell you his cousin or friend posted with his ID

I have no objections

Richvkunt: ^^^
If you can not comprehend what I am saying and choose to twist logic on its head because you want to make a politically correct statement,I am sorry I can not help you.
Go back and read carefully.
Everybody knows why they are on this forum.
I certainly am not here to get laid!
Pain of divorce after three teen age MALE kids-don't make me laugh.

Something is missing here. Look at this thread you started 11 months ago where you were single. You shagged your best friends girlfriend

My Friends Girl Friend Is Blackmailing Me! by Richvkunt(m): 11 months & 21 days
I have known my friend for about ten years,and we are quite close.About six months ago he introduced me to his girl friend,now I have to tell you that this girl looked very pretty and was well endowned.Since this was the first time I was meeting her,I invited the girl and my friend out.We went to one of those joints where they sell beer and pepper soup,and of course we all had a jolly good time.
After a couple of beers,we all loosened up a bit,and the discussion moved from one topic to another(generally every one was having a good time),however after a while I noticed that my friends girl was eyeing me in a curious way,although at that time I thought nothing of it.After drinking beer for like four hours,I drove the couple to my friends flat,said good night,and drove home to my own flat.
The next day at work my friend came over to me and told me that his girl was not pleased that during our outing,I did not have any female companionship,and therefore she proposed that she hooks me up with one of her friends,however because she felt shy about broaching the subject with me she decided to send my friend to deliver this message.Well,after a little thought I agreed that the next time she visited,she could come along with her friend.
That Night the three of us went out for another round of drinks and pepper soup,I noticed that my friends girl still continued to study my face in a curious kind of way,I decided to ask her about the date she was bringing for me.I asked her what my date would be like and she told me the girl was like her.At this point,my friend excused himself to go to the loo,and it was at this point that the girl requested for my phone number,which I willingly gave to her,she quickly called my number and asked that I should save her number to my phones contacts memory.My friend came back from the loo and the three of us got into my car and drove to my flat where we watched TV and had a few drinks before I drove them home.
Life continued,the days went by and then exactly a month later,my friends girl called me that she was coming to my flat with her girl friend she had told me about.Suspecting nothing I asked them to come over,however an hour later when my door bell rang,and I opened the door it was my friends girl that was standing on my doorstep alone.
I asked her where her friend was and she told me she would meet up with us later,as she had an important errand to run,so innocently,I allowed her to come in.She sat on the easy chair and asked for a beer,which I supplied her.I suggested I call my friend to join us,but she suggested otherwise that we should wait till my date arrived then we could all go out together,and again I agreed,foolishly I must say,anyway to cut a long story short we started hitting bottles and soon we were pretty drunk,then she confessed that there was no friend/date for me.She told me she came to my flat because of me and that she wanted us to have an affair
We ended up making love,if you could call it that,It was more of care free animal like than passionate S-ex,but it was good,so good that I can still taste the feelings in the air.We were together till day break,when I quickly sneaked her to the bus stop praying that my friend would not chance upon us.I must admit that I felt a slight guilty feeling when I ran into him later that day at work but I brushed it away because the s-ex had been so good.
However a week later the girl calls me to tell me she has broken up with my friend,and that she is ready to become my steady girlfriend,and I was like WTF?This was susposed to be a one night stand.Anyway I politely told her it could not work,but she started crying on the phone,saying she is in love with me.D-amn,I am certainly not in love with her!
She came around,to my place the other day,and we ended up in bed again(yes,it was goood) and afterwards said she is in love with me and is going to tell her boyfriend about us,anyway I pleaded with her not to do that but she has been threatening me over the phone that she is going to spill the beans,if that is the only way to make me belong to her.
I do not really care for this girl,and I do not want to destroy my relationship with my pal.Secondly if this girl comes to my flat I am not sure I can resist having s-ex with her.
Dam-n I am confused!
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There was no hint you were ever married or even had a kid.

NRI PRIEST: Nwokem, okwa ima na akwulu oto laa nwanyi di ime, amuo onye ala----chetakwa na ekene ghalu nkuli aka buzi nkpali----Agaba, onye nya na nwanne ya na eli nni osi buto oku, chubia maka na obu nsi---nwune,oburo oku nine dalu ibibele nyulu anyu----ya diba,mbosi nta ka ayi chuo na owelle nshi. . .nkea bu nke ikpeazu Ezeani Nri ga asa gi okwu maka adi afusia ebe ana echi Ozo,jebe ebe ana alu agwu!

Chei ewu ataa m igu n'isi. isi akwu dara n'ala edetula aja. Nri priest, anu gbanaa taa echi bu nta. Ugbala anaghi adikata ocha diwa oji. Ugwu muta mgbaji ukwu agadi nwanyi amuta agakata akwuru. O ji oso agbakwu ogu amaghi n'ogu bu onwu. Agaba kwuo okwu, nri priest ekpuchie onu. Ekene m unu

jennykadry: Lol so you did not know he is divorced? Why do you think he has so much anger inside of him. He must have done something really bad to make that woman throw in the towel and take a walk even though they both have a kid together

You divorced me too

[quote author=Hour_Glass]quoting the wrong post, na so I don rscatter you reach [/quote]Na I quoted the right post.I was referring to the single ' thanks'

Finish off this game Ronaldo!

[quote author=Hour_Glass]What I can advice is what is called ROTATION, especially for all the above DVDs. Just make it a weekly stuff and before you know it another 30 days is off. Give yourself 1 - 2 days of rest. So what you do is alternate the workouts after you might have sorted them into strength and cardio.



Cathe is another nice instructor. She is good with weights (as I can see, you are falling in love with weights now)and heavy ones at that. I have one of her workouts where she used just exercise balls. Good luck as you decide too.
Thanks[/quote]Thank you for thanking me

NRI PRIEST: Agaba, nwata adulu iku anya oghotaro,aga alupia anya...okwanu onye nwanne ya na agba ajo egwu na ako oko iku anya...Agaba,ima na agwa nti nti anuro,egbupu isi nti esolia naa ije...malukwa na nmili zolu ezo ga emechaa kochaa..ma lota na nwata kwochaa aka osolu ogalanya lie ife... Agaba, kam juo gi; onye na ejiro aku ona echi Ozo ? nya dibakene, maka na aku fesia odalu awo...Agaba,kam jukwa gi ozo; obu Ezeani ka i na aju onye chilie Ozo !!!

Nri Priest, Ikwikwi nyuru aru si umu nna ya kweere ya egwu, ha si ya tufiakwa na a naghi ekwere ihe ojoo egwu. Achoro m ka I mara na ire oma ka ejula ji aga n'ogwu. Ukwa ruo oge ya o daa. Ma na onye huru ukwa di n'elu ya were osisi dutuo ya, O gaghi aka aka wee daa. Mgbe ahu chi ojoo ariwa ibe ya elu. Ihe okenye no ala hu, nwata kwuru oto, Ogaghi ahu ya. Nri priest, O na-abu emee ngwa ngwa emeghara odachi. Anokwana na mmiri ka ncha baa gi anya. marakwa na nwannunu nekentioba muta efe efe ebeghi ebe, di nta amuta agba agba atughi atu. Were nwayoo ka ofe roro aro zuoro gi nri.
Ka m juokwaa ozo, gi bu ezekudene, kedu onye chiri go ozo?

You people want to give GenBuhari another poll to whine about. Tomorrow if he contests and wins again, GenBuhari will say it was rigged because nairaland poll was against him

Chrisbenogor: 12 pages and here are my thoughts.
The man obviously has plenty of learning to do, women need to be put in their places. I will send my sister fast out of my house if she cannot get along with my wife, not because I don't love her enough but simply because she is really the only one I can send out, even if my wife is the tiger.

I mean what will I be teaching my sisters? That their own husbands can turn them into punching bags if they have disagreements with their sister in laws? Heck if the mans sisters do not even realise that they would be in this lady's shoes someday then there is a problem.

That said I do not believe that the fault lies squarely with the man and his sisters the OP must have aided it one way or the other. The way forward is simple, the violence part should be dealt with, not in the "fire brimstone I take my kid and runaway and you never see us again" type of way but in a diplomatic manner that brings lasting peace.

You are so correct bro.