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uche13: Uche has been ill

E yaa. Pele ! You get well soon.

peruso: FELLOW NAIRALANDERS ABEG OOO WETIN DEY HAPPEN AHN AHN THIS IS VERY SERIUOS OO... ARE YOU GUYS OBSERVING THAT BEAF IS BECOMING MORE AND MORE QUIET ON ISSUES CONCERNING OUR NUMBER 1 SLOWSPOKE.......AHA AHN BEAF ABEG DONT DO THIS TO YOURSELF!!!! BE YOUR NORMAL SELF JUMP OUT AND DEFEND YOUR MAN AS USUAL WITH THE SAME INTENSITY AND VIGOUR YOU USE TO DO IT.. BRING OUT YOUR STRONG ARGUEMENTS ......


NA WA SOME THINGS ARE JUST H-A-R-D TO DEFEND SHA ......

BEAF DONT WORRY JUST ACCEPT DEFEAT THIS ONCE! ONLY THIS ONCE OOO

No it is you who cannot identify a standalone satire that should cover your face.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Where is prophet beaf ? [/quote]Too bad you fell for this

modath:

You don't have to tell her. She knows!

[quote author=Hour_Glass]Food Logs for yesterday/today

6:30am - 4 slices of bread + 1 mug of beverage

3:30pm - 2

Water - 10 glasses




Today

Echala where are you?
MightyLove where are you?
Uche where are you?
Agaba where are you?
who else where are you?[/quote]You asked after me as an afterthought. Well I am in ABJ. You can guess who I am with.

youngies: Biko nu umu Igbo: HELP!!!

A choro m a direct Igbo translation of "I miss you"

Dalu nu

O na-agu m aguu ihu gi.

onyinye2: @Aunty Ify
Yessssso!!!
I am getting married!!!
I suffered alot of heartache because I continued zuzuring around with my ego as I am a man
But finally, after I matured more and got closer to Chukwu, He blessed me with my future husband

Onyee ndewo! Finally you learnt your ear to the voice of reason. Good luck in your marriage.
Mgbe anyi na-agbaziri gi I na-eme akpu obi ochi a na-ato m maka a ma m na I kara aghota nke ekwe na-aku.

ronkebp: Hey peeps, how are you? i can see the exercises are still everly strong. I cheated over the weekend, the idea was to have a long rest, could not resist doing 30 minutes pilates, i feel much better but am still on my break, weighed though on saturday and i am down 4 pounds, i think it was due to the detoxification i am doing, am loving it anyways, no exercise and the weight is coming off oh be my guest then!!!!! lol, can't wait to be back though, missed my cardio. Will see you all soon. And to the new peeps that have joined us, welcome aboard!!!!

Nice one ronky.

[quote author=Hour_Glass]are you my baby [/quote]Ok you want to confess? Oya go ahead. Confess!

I don't know why people are not proud that a Nigerian artist is making waves in the UK. To get into the club and hear your homeboy's voice takes one back home from the UK.

Why should I consider the tribe of the artist before giving kudos?
BTW Oliver twist is my ringtone.

Go on Dbanj
You topped the urban genre last week
This week you are at no 9 in the main chat
Next week you will be No 1.

Let somebody say Amen!

[quote author=Hour_Glass]You know what? No wonder she calls you a deceiver. How you take know na[/quote]Because I feel it when y u transmit it.

[quote author=Hour_Glass]Was it me you were referring to? I will tie you and cane you before I allow you to do your workout today, naughty boy I will show you who the monitor is.[/quote]Who else? Thought you saw it before you asked after your baby

[quote author=Hour_Glass]feeling good, looking good[/quote]Yea I know

peacettw: I believe that Nigeria will get better in my life time and it all starts with baby steps. This is one of those steps. Ve a nice week

Thank you my sister from another mother. During the fuel subsidy saga, people were calling for this cut. Now that it has happened, the same people are still complaining. They played funeral song you complained,. They played wedding song, you wouldn't dance....haba!

[quote author=Hour_Glass]Baby howdy?[/quote]Happy Sunday sweets
I am cool, you?

presido1: Gwam gwam gwam, gwam onye nhuru na nke felimbobo na abali?

Echekwara m ma ikwusigo ije na nke mbobo. Ka toshi nwetakwagi
E vb v

According to the President, something must have gone wrong along the line from 1914 when the Southern and Northern Protectorate amalgamated till date, stressing that the problem of Nigeria did not start today.

He said: “Sometimes when critics are lambasting the government, my self as President and the governors sometimes begin to think that yes it is starting today. But what we promise Nigerians is that this country must change.

“When the Priest was speaking, I started asking myself – what must have gone wrong from 1914 that the Northern and Southern parts of the country were amalgamated? They were under colonial rule since 1960 when we started governing ourselves. From 1960 to date it is about 50 years.

“I don’t think it is the two years that President Jonathan assumed the office that these problems came up. So something must have gone wrong and all of us citizens of this country must reassess ourselves, our journey from independence till date, the areas that we have not done too well in order to effect a change.

“Let us not play politics with the development of the country. Let us work hard to change our country for the better. We have no other country to go to. There was a time we had a television play where Andrew wanted to check out of the country; we are not checking out of this country, we will all stay, we will all work together, do our best to change the country for our children.”

Kobojunkie: Let us also be careful not to pull statements apart in such a way that we end up with claims that are different in meaning from what was actually said.



The line in bold suggests he believes the problem started in 1914, right at the time of the amalgamation, not after it.

The president mentioning the amalgamation and suggesting that something went wrong right from the get go is not supposed to happen, especially when you consider the level of division in the country today. We dont need more divisive talk, especially from the nations number one.

Also, He is making this statement at a funeral wake, not some political get together, and that causes me to wonder why.

Yes, this is Nigeria where most anything goes, I accept that but the statement is unbecoming of a president. His statements should instead be of those that cause people to see hope in Nigeria, even as it was created. Not statements that suggest that there was a problem in the country's creation/since its creation.

I am sure kobo that you chose to pick a part of the sentence that would allow you to critize as usual. Even by your highlighted part of the statement, you would see clearly that the president was referring to what happened within a period of time starting from a reference point (1914) when Nigeria became a country, when Nigeria came into existence till now that Nigeria is 52. 'From' is very different from 'in'. If he had said, what happened in 1914 ...., you would be right sir/ma.
He is right on the money

Argument based on your assumption and what you chose to believe
On the other hand assuming that he meant the latter, I would cut him some slack especially as it appears that all the Northerners including his VP and the PDP boss are pursuing sectional agenda.
The same people that would support Buhari when he incites violence claiming he has said it as it is, are the same people calling for the head of the president when he said the truth as it is.

Opoki: I will not comment untill Messi move on to another League be ye EPL,Lique 1,Serie A or Bundesliga and set the same set of Record... Only those who knows what the word "Team" means will reason along with me.:..its CR7 any day.

I share your view.

To maintain weight= eat the amount you burn
To lose weight= burn more than you eat. This can mean that you eat normal and sensibly but work out harder or deprive yourself and work out averagely.

When you eat, eat healthy!

Have a nice weekend.

Where is the class monitor?

[quote author=Hour_Glass]Where is Burntcoal[/quote]She don disappear again

oluite: I have been a silent follower and have started to derail so i need to be accountable so i am taking a break from being silent.I recently had a location change and have been very busy at work closing late sometimes this i guess helped me add some

35mins-brisk walk 33mins coupled simulated skipping 2mins(didn't use a jump rope)

thur food log
morning:2 crackers,1 apple
lunch:3 servings rice,plantain,2 piece of chicken
snack:1 apple
Dinner:will be crackers n carrot
N/B-(i attribute my weight gain to eating so late and going to bed immediately)

When the wait gain arrives, thou shall surface from thy hiding place oh oluite

[quote author=Missy_B]Rotfl!

Na only on Naija roads? Just overtake me, coming dangerously close or drive too slowly in front of me, the next thing you go hear is ''Cretino/a''. It happens everywhere.[/quote]Italians are crazy! So do not compare

modath: HG baby am right here so is your sweetheart/deceiver , cos u feel like you are here all by yourself I'll post my log for today.
20mins of run/wog(a walking jog),strenght training for about 25 mins(lunges squats,mountain climbers,bicep,planks and push ups)
In the morning I had pap with a bit of bournvita and milk(my version of chocolate milk to repair muscle fibre),lunch was rice and beans, snack was cucumber and 4pieces of cracker buiscuits,my dinner was eba and okro with fish...water,I have no way of measuring cos am like a fish.
I am @ 77.

I hope you did not hear anything mody? I was only teaching her mathematics and how to be a good girl. You know me well now

[quote author=Hour_Glass]who is talking to you tscheeewwwww *walking away smiling*[/quote]Tags along with hand on her shoulder

[quote author=Hour_Glass]Hi all, no running today because week 6 ended yesterday and week 7 should start tomorrow I need to rest a little/cross train.

I did circuit resistance training in the gym today, side bends with different weights, dumbbell flys and used the traditional lat machine (sounds like that). All in 30 mins + 15 mins on the elliptical trainer. I sat on something they call massaging machine for 8 mins too, I hope that counts as stretch because I forgot to stretch.

I need to tell of my skirt that I was adjusting all day today, trust me I bought my size last month o, it was quite disgraceful because it was so obvious to everyone. *anyways I forgive the skirt sha*. I don't know if to count that as one of my Non-Scale-Victory, but don't be disappointed I have decided not to weigh or measure. I am fine.

agaby loooooovvvveeee where art thou?[/quote]Behind your bedroom door

Esejojo: .
You guys must have missed the part in the report that stated that the ban is specifically for PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS aka Government institutions

Thank you!. It may be a comprehension problem!

It is a nice policy

folahann: Had it not been for spuds drawing against Villa. I withdrew my statement (in my mind) after that incident.

I also[b] thought[/b] the jinxed of not winning final game of the season would continue. (an away match for that matter) Much thanks to the west brom keeper though, is it Flop or Fulop they call him.

Stop thoughting that kind of thoughting for our dear club!

Welldone Mr endowed