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A TRADER WRITING WAEC. Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was registered.

He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says: ''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks) After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer: Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.
Oga : Ebuka , how far? How e be?
Ebuka: E dey so simple Oga. Question number three say make we differentiate between a warehouse & a Shop.
Oga: Hen-hen, wetin U come write ?
Ebuka: Hmmm, I write say "warehouse dey for Ojota&say shop dey for Alaba. Oga : So na d only thing wey u write be dat ?
Ebuka : Yes Oga .
Oga : Chineke.!!! U dey craze? Common go back & put the phone numbers & our complete address, Stupid boy!!! Na so dem take dey get customers?, Idiot!!!!

na only this no vex

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Bite me [/color]

You will cry if I bit you
Don't wanna see your tears

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]NOT ON NL OOOO!!!\[/color]

Keep trying

log for today

7km running
100 plank rows
112 bicycle crunches
finito

I dey chop now, come join me.

BTW: CPC is still left with one state.
I am happy Akala and Daniel are gone, not happy Orji and Elechi are still there.

General peanut how far? Remember I did not use the 'n' or 'w' word before you get annoyed at me.
Just wanted to check your side

I heard you are planning an upgrade not sure there is anything to upgrade anyway.  I am dancing awilo to say well done

No vex make I digress

A TRADER WRITING WAEC. Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was registered.

He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says: ''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks) After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer: Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.
Oga : Ebuka , how far? How e be?
Ebuka: E dey so simple Oga. Question number three say make we differentiate between a warehouse & a Shop.
Oga: Hen-hen, wetin U come write ?
Ebuka: Hmmm, I write say "warehouse dey for Ojota&say shop dey for Alaba. Oga : So na d only thing wey u write be dat ?
Ebuka : Yes Oga .
Oga : Chineke.!!! U dey craze? Common go back & put the phone numbers & our complete address, Stupid boy!!! Na so dem take dey get customers?, Idiot!!!!

arsenal1:
Up till now inec has not bn brave enough 2 announce the winner in imo gov polls. as it stands now apga 13, pdp 11 LGAs

Which one make am 13?

It was 12vs11 as at yesterday with 3 inconclusive LGAs.
Where the the extra one come from?

^^ you look like someone who will shouting on top of her voice

No Buhari did not ask him to prove it.
Buhari asked him, 'did they vote for me?' to which he answered yes and Buhari said OK.

Chris then told him that there was rigging both ways but a better rigger won and that it is a case of kettle calling the pot black. It was then that Buhari said the court should prove it. He then went ahead to ahead to talk about how computer fraud that deducted 40% of his vote and that underage votes he got would not be up to 40%.

Listen again!

Chris has a video he will brandish and I think he interviewed the kids so a proof would not be an issue!

Ujujoan:
Lol   

Jee nodu ani . . . kedu ife gbasara gi?

Ndo nne kama a choro m ikwuputa na i ji iwe ede igbo gi.

I na-asu mma

Odunnu:
Fall in love with onye? Chukwu ekwekwala!
Why now?why do you wish me so much evil? Biko gbupu asu mmiri, biko!

kedukwanu nke i na-enyere onwe gi nsogbu na-enweghi isi.

Rapu ya maka ndi osukosu nwamkpi ga-asugbu.

O buru maka gi amara m na chukwu agaghi ekwe ka ngwere gbaa aji.


Uju na-aju maka agbam akwukwo O bughi maka agam akwukwo.
Igbo o na-ede na-apu anwuru

Odunnu:
You only read the twitter part abi?
Biko, change your siggy!
@Uju: nne kedu?quite a while. I dikwa mma? A na emekwa?

Left it there for a purpose
E dey bite you? E be like say you don fall in love with Buhari. Watch your neck, ma I na-emekwa love nwantiti

Odunnu:
I didnt vote for Extremism, I didnt vote Buhari.
The elections are over, now change the siggy and stop following ifyalways around

you just noticed me odunnu?

I am not following her. Her post was not there when I started mine
I would actually start following you since I am not following ifyalways.

I think you are the twitter!

Lacrissa:
Please need opinions. I am in my early, early 20's and do have sooooo many suitors either proclaiming their love for me or wanting to settle down but the problem is I have not seen anyone that has captured my heart soo bad and some of them are actually good. I am scared I would regret it as i know I would not be young forever but at the same time, none of the many, many suitors yet have moved me to think of marriage. What do I do? If I don;t pick now, would I regret it later on or am I just being picky?

Thanks for your opinions

I guess you are about 21 or 22. At this age people who will be coming your way may be much older than you are and you will be like this guys are not it for you. For instance they won't be be wearing their trousers down their asses which is the in thing. Those at your age bracket, won't be thinking about marriage very soon and if they come your way, they are just coming for the goodies and if you are lucky one may stick with you happily ever after.
It may be difficult for you to get attracted to them for marriage unless you get close.
Finally at this age women tend to be more superficial than real!

Flying eagle won 2-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVeU9tijJ_8

Listen to Buhari and CNN Purefoy on the underage thing.

Yes they voted for you!
Buhari OK

bros1234:
This is an eye witness report. A friend of mine who travelled home (Ehime Mbano) for the election said that on many polling booths people were induced to vote PDP for N3000 cash prize. He said that was why the so called Ohakim even got votes.

Now multiply that N3K with the number of votes he got. Its obvious this guy is on a destruction mission. We need to pray hard as I think think the ewu will share more cash for the re-run or what do they call it.

I can corroborate that report. I was on phone to Ehime mbano on the election day and I was told they were sharing N1000 each for anyone who agreed to vote for Ohakim.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Free to not apply [/color]

hmmm

lol you don come again

May you always find yourself where the flowers bloom

manuch:
please which 3 local govts

Oguta, Ngor okpala and Ohaji/egbema

calyx:
Ohaji Egbeme LGA announced and it goes to Rochas

12 against 11

Ohaji Egbema is declared inconclusive

It is OSu that has gone to APGA

One more LGA goes to APGA

so it is 12 for APGA
And 11 for PDP

williams85:
last time it was 21 lc apga:11, pdp:9 void:1
So how come.

The same question I am asking myself but that is what the guy reporting live said.

22 LGA in IMO

11=PDP
11-APGA

Source: Channels live reporting from collation centre.

Some commotion ongoing.

[quote author=fried-rice link=topic=654474.msg8215173#msg8215173 date=1303918034]I pity the people of Abia State,
[b]Theodore Orji, Ohakim, Akala and Uduaghan where fighting viciously for the Worst governor prize [/b]and the whole world knew this,
even with all the revolution taking place in all states of the federation the ibos of Abia couldn't seize the opportunity to sack the fo.ol out of government house like Oyo has done, Imo and delta is trying seriously to do,
now i hear [b]the governor won by a landslide with over 89% of the votes cast [/b]and some many of them are even rejoicing believeing he would change *SMH*[/quote]Add Martin Elechi and he will win.

Imo state

APGA 11 LGAs
PDP 9 LGAs

ziccoit:
My state, Osun State, is now 100% progressive (ACN). Others need to learn a lot from SW. Yorubas are actually the most sophisticated politically. If you fumble, Youbas will kick your a**s very hard.

I do not think that is good for democracy. A situation where there is no opposition tends to absolute power no matter how good the man at the helm started off.

That is how the PDP started and here we are today

CPC wins in Nasarawa


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Sagamite:
http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5694542-146/acn_wins_in_lagos_ogun_oyo.csp

CPC is bound to die or be a parochial party as it can never win any election in the South again after the post-election violence we saw.

Even if Abacha is popular, good thing CPC pulled him down. That is probably their greatest achievement till date. They took him down with them like this:

https://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/graphics/burst.jpg

I am happy Abacha lost out. I am also happy that the election has shown the lack of democracy that characterized the CPC.
I am not sure if they will win up to 4 states in the North. Still waiting for results from the other parts of the north.

PDP =28 out of 42 LGAs declared in kano
ANPP=14
CPC =none
Source: Channels

Why? because there is no internal democracy.
It tell us that Abacha was actually popular despite the accusation that he used his money to buy delegates. I did not expect the PDP to win in governorship in Kano.

CPC is dying somehow

300 bicycle crunches
210 seated oblique twist
200 plank rows
40 push ups
plank

[size=20pt]Meanwhile CPC is losing in KANO. They have not won any LGA in 42 LGA declared!

PDP=28, ANPP=14 CPC=Zero(my primary school teacher would draw a big egg for you if you scored zero). [/size]