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elipheleh:
Most importantly, make sure you marry an intelligent lady. Joblessness can be temporary or momentary.

The greatest mistake you can make is be deceived by a dumb woman. Later you you start discovering how dumb she really is:

* Sorted most of her courses in school
* on top of that has more than 5 carryover in final year alone.
* Doesnt even know basic things like the meaning of U.N.. Doesnt even know what United Nations is.
* No way to converse with such an individual.
* Isnt even smart enough to study any course (like nursing) in preparation for family Japa to US or Canada
* etc.


The feeling can forever hunt you as a man. Your regret will be premium


Dont marry from afar o. Make sure you drill the lady with mental tests over and over again. Look into her results original copy. Dont agree to her own hyping.

You dey vex o

SAMBARRY:
the to way Nigerian married couples throw the Go and marry unsolicited advice is always very amusing

Oya tell them you are ready to marry and start a family and you need money to start a family,you will see how go and Mary will change

I no know wetin dey always pepper Una for body when you see a man or woman of marriageable age not married like say Na Crime to be single

They want make you join them for their self induced sufferness.

na hand brush you take paint am?

MS247:
Send him #1100

How exactly does he eat if he doesn't have 1k

Let him go and beg, or hustle in a market as a labourer

Get out of my face. His brother is a good definition of irresponsible human being. We all know the fact that, he is not the father. That doesn't mean he should not provide him the welfare he can afford instead of ignoring the boy totally. Many people has sponsored their siblings to school or learning trade. If the parents can not afford to. I cannot let any younger person around me go hungry talk more of my brother. Na this kind brother go dey do for people outside and ignore his own blood. If you cannot afford to feed him. You go clear him say things no dey easy for you.


The brother na irresponsible person abeg.

MS247:



Let's get some facts clear

1: Your brother owes you nothing , you owe your brother cost of rent and accomodation

2: Your Parents owe you education, shelter and welfare until you are 18, or 21 when you are legally adult

3: If you want your brother to feed you after providing you accomodations, you humbly go to him and plead...

My dear brother, kindly assist me with feeding pending the time I get something doing fetching money and I can contribute to our welfare,

4: whenever you get any Money, try and refill your brothers cooking gas, buy some spaghetti or noddles, or Golden penny Semo, Vegetables Oil and present it to your brother




Now I want you to surprise your brother this Weekend for Saturday morning

Buy

Ugwu #50,
Okro #100
Okporoko #150
Ponmo #200
Ogbono #50
Cray Fish #100
Dry pepper #100
Onions #100
Locust bean #50
Buy Garri #200 or Fufu

That is roughly 1000 Naira

Cook Eba and Okro soup for your brother tomorrow morning and serve him

.

You go send him money to buy all these things?

lashout1:
She has something to fall back to atleast

What?

Yes. I agree with you. He was not on call for 72hours but he was on call for 71 hours 59 minutes. Modafuvkas!!

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Illegal1:
omoh.....,..notin spoil, naira marley go rise again..


i still bliv say naira marley no get hand for dat guy death.

If he get hand inside the boy death. Make dem proof am with correct evidence instead of all this mob action against him. I no like naira marley but i won't join the emotional crowd mobbing him without evidence.

realmindz:
I understand it needed maturity. Lady A never got to know she was the initial target. All she knows is that I’m dating her friend. It all looks reversed, all her mind is that I was only being friendly to her because I liked her friend

She never look your picture for her DM?

nwafresh:
I'm watching Top Boy. Wtf!! A drug series filled with emotions innit, makes me wanna cry. How comes no one rates this series as among the best drug series?

Menh, i never knew the series packs alot of fun bro. I just started too and am loving it

abba190:
u better watch snowfall gomorrah is crap

Gomorrah is not crap just say you don't like it. After breaking bad it comes second for me. It was the first Italian series i watched and they nailed it. The only reason i won't recommend it. it is too bloody. The killings was much and it feels too real.

nwafresh:
I love drug related series and I've watched 👇
— Power ( James St Patrick )
— Power Force (Tommy Egan)
— Narcos Columbia (Pablo Escobar)
— Narcos Mexico ( Félix Gallardo)
— Breaking Bad (Walter White)
— Ozarks (Marty Byrde)
— Top Boy ( Dushane)

Please recommend some drugs related series.
I'm about to start Gomorrah. Is it a good one?

Check out Suburra

Make dem sack am sef he too dey demolish buildings.

what a joke

Carry una bullshiit comot for here.

BigName101:
after Dagrin's death, na this one pain me pass

If he knew say if bad reach this level he for just japa.

Bloody extortionists.

what product of generator 2.2kva can one get . The only heavy load it ll be powering is computer printer.

Discipline with exercise. No hard drug or let say they do it mildly because they are focus of the world. This musicians because you dey sing you started taking nonsense upandan

Idowuay123:
Back then during my University days (Unad), I was living at Iworoko and was dating an indigen Girl. I snicked into her room to to till day break as usual. Just around 11:30pm, her father knocked at her door that she wanted to have a discussion with her😃😀.

Thankfully, the room has a window that leads outside, she quietly opened the window, as I jumped out, I jumped inside a drum filled with water 😀😀😀.

I came out with all my clothes wet. I ran to the back of the kitchen because the vigilantes were blowing wizzle.

Atlast, the father came out after 20 minutes and the Girl came to look for me. I still went 3 good rounds that night.

She was a daughter of a prominent high chief in Iworoko then.

This risk is too much abeg. You be daredevil abeg.

ebuka1511:
This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.

On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.

I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.

With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.

On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,

Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.

Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.

She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?

I answered my friend.

She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now.
Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!

I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.

You dey SS 2 for 2002?


Na agba you be o. una no later reconnect for Facebook?

Chochovini:
. And must you yell at me to shut up b/4 making your baseless and usless point?

You this agbadorian idiot supporting a known Narcotic / Hard drug baron with his terrorist associate.

Your Orangutang from iragbiji village is NOTHING politically without vote buying, bribing of Inec, ballot de tat, and mandate stealing.

Now that he has forced, rig and bought his way up and with the supports of dead brainy useless elements like you, how are you and your household fairing?


You‘re telling me to shut up. May Thunder strike your father‘s scrotum, that‘s if you even got any to begin with, Ewure Gambia like you.

Insult anyhow you like. it doesn't change the fact that you and obi lost the election coming distance third like olodo. Atiku without any insult performed significantly well. Always insulting people online, i know you wouldn't try it offline. No structure, no strategies. What stopped you idiots from buying votes. Since obi promised to share 100 million naira to each nigerian. This how you ll continue to fail till the kingdom comes. To minions like you anyone not supporting your fraudulent agenda is poor.

Chochovini:
. Ok, Obi aside, So you mean, it‘s the druggie, a yoruba man who was likely to win in the North more than Atiku who‘s one of their own?

Shut the fk up. The Yoruba man has the political structure, his party was the incumbent president. His running mate is a core northeastern man, a muslim, two term governor. His political connection spread across the whole north. That is the structure we are talking about. Dedicated foot soldiers. That was how they won the election. You obi people will be doing cho cho cho up and down.

Something dey worry your brain.

Make una leave them to suffer

what tribe is IBB to be specific.

It can be fixed to mint. Na underneath rust i dey fear.

ismail4sure:
I can't believe my ear,
She said and quote "What you are doing no good o, even if I don't ask don't you know it's your responsibility to be giving me money for food everyday, abi u don't eat where you are,"

I swear to God this is first time a girl will tell this and she meant it,
My question is DID GUYS REALLY GIVE WOMAN MONEY FOR FOOD EVERYDAY

Many idiots does that.