otodeluxe:


I dey suspect you

gbengarock:


Y do I think u also fart during sex? Nice pix u v got

LaClickLaBend:

coman findout on my bed

moscobabs:
The bed,The table and my legs putting on the table while sleeping. there is Raid on top of that bed


U try sir, if u still wanna stay long there, please I beg u, find another place to lodge because this place is not good for your health. Remember if u fall ill now that money u r saving might not solve it. Thanks.

cc : justwise

DisGuy

lalasticla

seun

DICKtator:
"Why should you hire me?"

Ermmm, because I applied,i'm hungry and hungerbad.

I fit adultnap you.

Das why

tellwisdom:
Nigerian gurls are very foolish and dull. If he had refused you all these assistance, would you have come here to say "he's very nice"?? You scored him nice because he was able to help you financially and physically. I no blame you, na the eddiot wey leave him mama for village dey take care of a total stranger i go blame...Onye ara jati jati

uwagimboo:
The 1st pix, u looked like Fish bone..
The second pix, u re still fish bone but that of Cat fish..

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

DESNAT:
is true na...tell me,won't you feel embarrassed if I grab your butts?

DESNAT:
"he only wanted the lady to like him"...na jazz?
if touching a ladies butts in public,can make her like me.I better not have a hand.


donpoker9,just negodu.

tosyne2much:
God bless you oga Wristbangle for this wonderful write-up, may God widen your horizon

Since you have started the aluta, let me follow suite by adding to the points

9. They Reply PMs

Another way responsible ladies advert themselves to interested chairmen on social media is that they know how to spot opportunities, hence, they swallow their pride by constantly checking their mails and replying the PMs of the best of chairmen on Nairaland such as Cutehector, Mediapace, etc



10. They Don't Tax Guys For Money

A lady that will find a key to my heart is that who doesn't ask me for a penny no matter how much she needs it (not even N100). I have been dating my girlfriend for about 4 years and the love keeps on waxing stronger mainly because I like the fact that she has never for once asked me for a penny and it I give her, she will definitely reject it

I dey joke ni oooo

EVILFOREST:
who does these any more... especially now LADIES are now everywhere looking for whom to DEVOUR......

Jobia:
and any guy that sleeps with more than one girl is a what?

amuokuko:
Buried to rest
Are people buried on errand

OP, abeg no use this ur grammar wake the dead..

RIP to the dead..

olusipimp:

I think uy need a brain transplant cos da one you're using is already infested.....grow up kid and be reasonable for once.

medpren:
Her yoruba people wanted 'One nigeria' forever at all cost with the fulani mohammedans. Why shedding crocodile tears?
How many yoruba muslims condemned the killing?
Ishaq Akintola and other yoruba stooges of the fulani sultanate definifely does not give a damn about her death.

RIP woman your people think they can leave peacefully with mohammedans forever, and that demented belief contributed to the reason why the fulani (your people want to live with at all cost) think your life is worthless and dispensable.

RIP once more! I pity yoruba 'one nigerianists'.

Zehner:
She looks like she's got 2 golden horns at the top of her head

TamedWolf90:




Smiles, wanted to put a little smile on OP s face to calm his nerves then give the argument a go.... Its not my field but if I face it, bad as e bad, na draw I go get...

TamedWolf90:
I sabi am OP


But I no go tell you......