Am here for u jare.

Thank u oooo.

Cutehector:
Pls stay where you are. Kidnappers are much in nigeria now.

Holy Mary! If I catch this maid ehn,what I will do to her as never been thought of. Eleribu somebody.

fairlyusedpant:
Ha, like seriously? I thought it was a joke, imagine two girls rape a man, O God, two girls, as in two girls with two big water melons and yam legs, O God, i need to flog that man for claiming that he was raped, that was what happened to okafor chinedu snr,, chinedu was jejely on his own ooo, when aisha and nkechi came to his room and told him that they want to rape him, chinedu was pretending to be scaried, so he laid on the bed as aisha and nkechi did their thing, instead of chinedu to remain silent, he was busy shouting '' ewoo, jesu, odi oku, edakun mi, please na, don't stop'', while the girls were thinking that they were raping him, chinedu was busy pretending and enjoying the thing, then nkechi and aisha got tired, but chinedu was not tired, so he jumped on nkechi and told her that she must rape him today, that how nkechi started shouting her own ''please na, i would not do it again, ewoooooooo''' right now, as i am typing this to you, chinedu and aisha are in the police station, to report the rape case, the dpo is still asking '' who rape who''

Lolz.

ClassCaptain:
If na me ehn,

Sebi na prick dem want ...

I go go, find better Viagra,alomo mix am with origin, add don Simon and yoghurt, join monkey tail put, two cans of power horse, one bottle of Doro webo DRink and tramadol too..

Wetin she wan collect by force, na she con dey beg say e don do !!!

Awon owo wobilikitu

Ha ha! U can lie ehn, only u will drink those concoction n u will b able to breath again?

No vex o, na joke I dey o!

God bless u sir.

Richy4:
Is another girl knocking at the side door OP?

Why is this an issue to you instead of the employers..?

Do you now realize that she was older than you or what?

is she committing adultery?

is she not a good mother to your kids?

Does her n@kedness look different or aged overnight since you Now discovered the age discrepancy ?

What precisely is the problem here? This is something that could be overlooked when there is love....

People are different anyways.. but i can only have trust issue with a lady when I have an evidence that she is "running around" not something as petty as age difference.....If She like let her be 100 and claim 15 for all I care as long as she is a wonderful mother to my children and attend to my needs..

Hmmm nkan nbe, OLORUN jor o.

Lolz.

Oh God!

Stupid girl sold all her belonging just because of ordinary phone, Saturday that will good/sweet,u will notice it on Friday.

Smiles. The guy is handsome sha.

Hmmm anty KEMI again

Smiles.

Thank u for this, u really have help someone u know.

Am not surprise thou, awon were part 2.

proddey:
I am a 37 year old bachelor and I must confess that never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine that someday I would be desperate to get married. When I was in my twenties, I used to hear of desperation amongst ladies to get married but I never clearly understood the feeling. I felt only ladies become desperate to get married; I never knew that guys also become desperate at a particular age.

Once a 35 yr old single lady in my former office was crying in the office. She refused to speak on the reason why she was crying until she eventually opened up to one of my colleagues to say that she feels like she might never get married again. Apparently she had tried all she could but no one seems to be interested in her hand in marriage. It was actually quite amusing to me because I used to think that we all have the ability to control our emotions regardless of what we are passing through.

Everything changed about me when I turned 34. One day I was on my bed in my bedroom and suddenly I felt a rush of emotions come upon me so strongly that all of a sudden I just began to realise that I was desperate to get married. I really can’t explain what happened to me that day; you need to actually experience it to know what I’m talking about. By the following year the desperate feeling became like torture and the loneliness was so depressing. I could no longer bear it when I attended weddings to see other young couples getting married. I could no longer stand it when I hear people discussing marriage or weddings around me; I would just stylishly excuse myself from their midst.

In my office they nicknamed me "the oldest bachelor". Trust me, I really don’t find that nickname funny at all. Even when people innocently ask "Hey, why are you not yet married?" or "what are u waiting for?" These are questions that I just can't take emotionally. Naija peeps could be so insensitive at times! I’ve had two ladies tell me that they cried on their 30th birthday because they never ever imagined that they’d still be single at age 30.

I must confess that when I go to church these days, I barely pay attention to what is being preached. Instead my eyes just keep roaming round the church checking out all the single ladies to see which one of them I can poach on immediately after service.

I was meant to travel to the U.S seven years ago but I decided not to because I felt my chances of marrying a Nigerian lady would be higher if I remained in Nigeria. Seven years has passed and still nothing nothing. For those of you who feel changing location, like returning back to Nigeria, would increase your chances of finding a spouse, it is not guaranteed, you had better just remained where you are. Your spouse would locate you there. Your life must continue and you shouldn’t make decisions around finding a partner.

For those of you who got married early or who are still young so you never experienced the pressure to get married, you really don’t know what matured singles are passing through. Sometimes, you find yourself thinking too much and the thoughts can really weigh you down. Matured single ladies cry a lot.

If me as a guy could be feeling like this, I can only imagine what the ladies are passing through emotionally and psychologically. I know that ladies feel the pressure much more. At least we guys don’t have our biological clocks to think about. It gets to a stage that your parents will stop disturbing you to get married, they’ll now start praying for you.

For those of you reading my post, it is my prayer that you all get married at the right time and age and particularly to the right person so that you don't have to pass through the emotions of desperation to get married.

Oh my!!! Your post hit me so hard because am feeling the same way.

I don't think they r not normal, they may disguise as abnormal person while they actually know what they r doing. We need to be careful if we see something like this or similar to it, ask ur self y do they greet themselves? Y are they naked at d same time? Y within the primary n nursery school? They might b ritualist, kidnappers or evil men.

To those that have been cheated, Don't say he / she destroy ur life , he/she make u to know d other side of of d world, u learn your lesson in a painful way n u must b strong to stand on ur feet. Is not easy thou but everything will b alright. They don't deserve u that's why they leave u. Someone somewhere need u more than anything in this world. ( we will be FINE )

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RoyalBlak007:


Thanks alot,

do have a nice day ahead.

And u too.

Imagine this rubbish? I think the girl is mad or high on weed.

Good for both of them, wahala won ni ye.

Wow! Nice write up. Thanks.

End time pastor.

Oh no! Kunle why now? He look very ugly to me jare.

Ha! Imagine this old fool, the sango that will strike u is coming from redemption camp. Eleri buruku somebody.

Oshisko!!!

TuneChi369:
I go first ask her if i be oracle to her cos this na burnt offering...

Hahahahaha, I laugh so Tey I sidon for ground o. Kai u badt.

uwagimboo:
Nah by force to take Pre-wedding pinshure

See as the gal do face like say nah her family debt them use am settle..

Aww, that's too harsh meh? Smiles.

kennykendo:



lol fart.. and I'll zip up, lock with a padlock n swallow d keys

That's serious, ( smiles) .