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seedord247: And some eediots will be coming here to post rubbish on how to make a girl like u or how make your relationship shyt work......

Show any girl in the world that this mansion belongs to u and ssee wether she wont love you even thou taribo west fine pass you..

B1tches love money broke azz niggga want love.

I hate posts lyk dis,cos no matter how rich u are u wont get my luv if ure ugly,i cnt even luk at d face n smile. Besides,nice house

God bless u 4 giving me daymares

Ms_Steph: *sighs* guess he is looking 4 attention.

He cnt seek 4 attention,cos he's got more than enuf attention

Smallville, season 5

My frnd Nkiru called me 1st n I called my big sis 1st

At home,ate n slept.

alaoeri: Abeg oh are these prophecies? Why not BH bombing 'll end soon, kidnapping 'll stop etc.

Do u knw d meaning of prophecy?

The giant of Africa.

Oh! D day i gave a patient an iv drug n she reacted to it. Her entire family almost chopped off my head. Tnk God she survived,cos i was lyk,how will i bear d thot of killing sum1 n is dis how i'll lose my license? I didnt sleep 2ruout dat nyt

I cnt pray in my dialect,i can only say d words i picked out 4rm my mum's prayers.

Congrats gal

I was indoors 2ruout. Ate,slept,chatted,watched movies,drank(plenty of water) n dat's all

How will this increase my salary to N1m per shift?

ayox2003: Poor-huckster. Not even ready to take any responsibility. 'U'...as if husbands are the only one meant to cater for kids.


Frawzey

no nid 4 abusive language,neva said i wont play my part but he has to do more as d "HEAD"

Decryptor: A woman who hears the name "God" and runs under the bed to hide.

Lwkmd! Exactly d answer on my mind

shymexx: How do you expect him to do that when he's scrounging for crumbs everywhere

because i said i dnt want to get married to d world's richest man doesnt mean i want to get married to a pauper. Read wit understanding

U dnt have 2 be d world's richest man to be my husband. Just make sure u can send my children to d best schools n give them d best in life

Abeg una left me jooooor! Very soon Inyanya go say he no talk so

Mynd_44: What!!!!!

Too sexy huh? Makes u speechless

lyk it or leave it,she's d sexiest. *wears insult proof*

immunno: I had dis calabar babe I went 2 visit,she prepared afang Soup wit periwinkle and fufu.whlie I dey dey hammer d fufu wit d wonderful soup I didn't no dat periwinkle was sopposed 2 be sucked out and tried chewing it.as d tin 2 hard I com dey swallow periwinkle,I don swallow like 3 b4 her elder sister corrected me......come see as dem turn me 2 object of lafter,I felt so stupid dat day

Am sure its d small type,cos if its d big one,bro,ur itong(long throat) 4 end u 4 hospital

CFCfan: New York?

No,Calabar. Lol

Empire state of mind

Its called Akabarisua in ikom language

Cross River

tellwsdom: Nigerian gurls are too ugly..why??

who's dis baboon talking shyte? Show us ur fugly face

I passed my final qualifying exams without stress. Praise God!

Same thing on my mind. Dnt knw wat 2 give my mum. I'll end up giving her cash cos am on my way home n i've not gotten anytin 4 her