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scobaba: Shout out to all FGC Ikom alumni.

For all those senior trashing, provision chancing, money extortion n grass cutting, I say God bless y'all.

Senior uche amadi, I greet u specially. After giving me 45 strokes of d cane on july 4th 1996, I hope say u secure space for heaven?.

I don forgive u sha.

So FGC Ikom old students r on nairaland? Senior Scobaba! I c u!

I luv boarding sch. I remember d senior students will ask u wich punishment u want wen u come late to d refectory, knock,scala or slap? I preferred scala cos i hate slaps n knocks. (Scala is just lyk slap but instead of ur cheek ur back is recieves d slap). I also remember wen my kid sister mistakenly spent d nite in our laundry cos she was dodging 4rm a senior student. Wen we're taking our siesta a senior wil come arnd n say,if u knw u're sleeping raise ur hand up. If u raise ur hand,ure in trouble,if u dnt raise u're in trouble. We had water cistern n pit toilets. D water cisterns were always clean n optional. Majority preferd d pit toilet,we do wat we call fly over(sheet in a polyethene bag n throw it in). D only meal i always enjoy was sunday mrnin's bread,tea n egg. Friday mrnins were d worst,garri n beans(i always ended up in d toilet). Hmmmm,Our dear college! FGC IKOM

rose002: Av not heard d name who is Emeka Ike?

Ibu onye sef? Mtchewwww

Jeejile: And so what? ugly fool.

Bia! Who r u referring to?

Wen i prepare a terrible meal n he eats happily n say "its very tasty"

Bikoghi

Its cold here in Calabar.

Hate dat i luv u by Rihana ft Neyo

kayClt: He is actually a nice n very much talented.keep up d gud work Helen

#faints#

Yes i did n i will do it again n again n again,till death do us part

I saw dis angel too in my village dat same day. Lol

SmashingM: Must you copy the OP because of a two letter word?

Stupid two letter words 4 dat matter

Andyforte: What's this? Journalism or what? Why u put efcc logo and map or NAija?

Where u see "map or NAija"

nnalove: nothing is impossible for nig guys nawaooo because of ball. some kill their wifes because of a game of fun nawaooo
nig una too much

Dumbass!

iamswizz: shhhhhhh! Someone should pls hurry up and get a rope before he escapes again.

LWKM4H!

Dis dog looks lyk bance

Wen i lay me down 2 sleep i pray d Lord my soul 2 keep n if i die b4 i wake i pray d Lord my soul to take

Freiburger: irreplaceable

#word#

Tjohnnay: Dumb thread , most ppl here dnt respect God, bt una fit respect flesh, SMH

Dumb head,d topic says 'people' not God,gods or spirits

1.Nelson Mandela 2. T.B. Joshua 3. Oluwaseun Osewa

something lyk dis

[quote author=Table Leg ]You are a nitwit ...
Pastor's di..ck riding dunce![/quote]Agbaya! Devil's cu...nt slamming eeeeediot!

[quote author=Table Leg ]Shattap... You sound like one of the idio..ts who will go to a pastor and ask for permission to wee or poo before they do so ....
Everything pastor, even before you sleep, you ask your pastor! SMH[/quote]U too shattap! Wat's wrong wit sum1 seeking 4 spiritual guidance for a situation lyk dis. Allow ppl to express their opinion jare!

Yuck! Crazy ppl

Since when?

Not all ladies sir. I dnt enjoy d drama,i love movies dat will keep me at d edge of my seat,SciFi precisely

Sunymoore: the bag of GARRI that my father inherited from his great grand fathers. upto now the thing no gree finish

Abeg,i no want laff

Central Bank! Very reliable

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naylove: what useless education could u possible be giving them / what the eff is SCD

Too harsh!

Dis old man doesnt want 2 grow up. Mtchewwww

mosquitoNet: your own long pass di OP own sef

But he offered u a potato 4 ur troubles

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mosquitoNet: your own long pass di OP own sef

But he offered u a potato 4 ur troubles