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kehinde1588: 2nd 2nd 2nd 2nd 2nd comment

Help curb generational degeneration! Dis is an example. Nairalanders pls help!

Wish u a successful surgery

playah P: :PMmmtchew... See the albino baby sef!! Mmmttcchew... Ugly mucheche!!

I expected it,nairaland thing. Cute baby,me likey!

Heartless creatures

kokoye: So...what happens if some dumbo takes a loaded gun and it mistakenly goes off and kills.

They will blame Obama for that again?

No they will blame GEJ

1,2 & 3 doesnt work 4 me. For 13, do u expect me to just say yes,lyk say na food i come 2 chop. I go form 1st

Ladies! Hide ur weavons cos she wants them back.

Not my Uche! Its d gravel,she's not a learner!

kolamilan: dont you think you may be one of those customers.

Possibly dear

vivian chinaza: I don't know about other fair ladies, but I prefer dark guys. No matter how 'cute' a fair guy is I don't fine him attractive. But a dark, broad and smooth body weaken me in the right places. *winks*

Oh God! Dat's y my bf get plenty customers

When someone says his/her relationship is complicated,IMO it means both partners havent defined their relationship. They do things dat ppl in a relationship do but they r unsure if they r really in a relationship.

R2bees: k

Wat more can i say,they've said it all.

5alive: who is goldie?
Is she a boy? Or is he a girl?

Gerrout jor,wit dis ur stale question.

Ps 23. The Lord is my shepherd i shall not want.............. It comes to my mind when i'm in need n when i'm afraid

He's been beating her n she was enjoying it. Cos i dnt see y she didnt leave his sorry a.r.s.e

Thank God 4 her o! But i've just cut my hair

Holy family nursery/pri sch,Ikom. Federal govt college,Ikom. School of nursing,Calabar

No wonder! Now i understand its not their fault

Where's Tonto Dikeh?

INTERNET

yyb14: na lie

Must u quote everytin just 2 say "na lie"? U're not romantic at all.

Take a bow by Rihana

jeron1: How will u treat ma family and ma kids?
How will u feel if i pregant a lady outside and u her abt it?

If such a question was put 2 me,my answer 2 ur 2nd questn will be,"i will feed u wit rat poison"

9icest: Please, when does criticizing a President becomes a mortal sin? I dont understand the shuddy mentality of these GEJ people self. Haba, take chill pill. And to all those calling me names, thank you all

He neva said criticising a president is a sin. He only said its a disrespectful thing to say to a fellow human lyk u,esp one old enuf 2 be ur fada. BTW,wat has he done now 2 diserve ur criticism?

Its complicated

190:

wat is it?

I'm late! No val 4 me *crying*

Jik! Sum1 actually gave me a bottle of jik

yeye4live: Women now just care 4d money,no mater ow many mistake u ve, beat her up n gve her d insult of her life, if u hve mone she wil stil b telin u tank u sir

STFU! Be reasonable 4 once

They both look possessed

pboiskinpy: ...but like seriously,how dis guy go say make person de wash en cloth twice everyday...assuming say I de skul,after the first two lectures I go go wash am n spread outside,then wen I reach home,I wash again nilolzzzz

He neva said u shld wash ur cloths twice a day,he said ur UNDERARM