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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Aghans(m): 2:49pm On Nov 06, 2016
Happy Sunday my people

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Romance / Re: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 11:14pm On Oct 30, 2016
grin
Sports / Re: Kenyan Football Fan Peels His Skin To Show Support To A Team (Disturbing) by Aghans(m): 10:09pm On Oct 25, 2016
Madness of d highest order
Romance / Re: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 11:44am On Oct 14, 2016
Brainn ewsNg:


Ha

Some ladies eh
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Romance / Re: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 11:24pm On Oct 13, 2016
ajasbaba:
the guy was just battle ready.

nah hand him hold nah him cause that response.

i wonder if him hand enter Jerusalem.

lol
LOL
Romance / Re: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 4:21pm On Oct 13, 2016
Haywhymido:
the lady go hear am I swear. Na ur body go tell u
lol
action speaks louder than voice. The man beleives in action
Romance / Re: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 12:57pm On Oct 13, 2016
Optimist3rd:
And this too grin
lol
Romance / Re: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 11:11am On Oct 13, 2016
BrainnewsNg:


Ha

Some ladies eh
she just tel u her mind, she no b pretender
Romance / Re: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 10:52am On Oct 13, 2016
Holywizard:
E get De kin konji wey go hol u, u no get time to romance. if she waste time u go fit use hand tear her pant
lol konji master!
Romance / Re: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 10:28am On Oct 13, 2016
Holywizard:
the guy go be like make this wedding ceremony end jor make I go collect de fruit of my labour
lol he no need romance again, na straight to action
Romance / Re: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 10:32pm On Oct 12, 2016
Houseofglam7:
Dayummmm!!!
Dats some freaky huge weapon
Prepared for real action

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Romance / Re: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 10:01pm On Oct 12, 2016
TrapQueen77:





grin hahhHah.... If I'm the wife, I will cancel the reception after wedding, damn! Me too can't wait to try tat massive destruction ooo cheesy



Tat no be joke ooo... So phat! wink grin
grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: See What A Guy Did To A Facebook Girl(photo) by Aghans(m): 9:17pm On Oct 12, 2016
9ja guys no dey carry last
Romance / Re: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 9:12pm On Oct 12, 2016
osesology:
lol
He dey wait for any available space

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Romance / This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by Aghans(m): 8:40pm On Oct 12, 2016
This is what happen when ur girl ask you to wait till wedding night.

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Family / Re: Man Marries His Crush Of 6 Years, Then Grabs Her Butt - PICS by Aghans(m): 6:33pm On Sep 24, 2016
CindyeMerAld:
to tell u the truth......that girl no get breast at all
I think say na only me see am
Business / Re: What Type Of Business Can I Start With 1M? by Aghans(m): 11:36pm On Sep 23, 2016
Princepri:
seriously. you don't need any business idea. look for how and where you can
add value to peoples life in this recession.
people are suffering from hunger. you get my point??
Lol u ar on point
Business / Re: What Type Of Business Can I Start With 1M? by Aghans(m): 11:35pm On Sep 23, 2016
Pidggin:
Cement depot
Pls do u have good idea abt dat business
Business / Re: What Type Of Business Can I Start With 1M? by Aghans(m): 10:53pm On Sep 23, 2016
squarelead:
Business is an organised approach to providing customers with the goods and services they want. First Identify the needs of the people in your environment. Marketing of a business starts from the need of the people. Or better still contact a business plan analyst. Many business fail because we start to plan. Of course there are businesses, but there are no business in many business. For more enquiries contact 08132672031. We can make things work together.
Tanx alot
Business / Re: What Type Of Business Can I Start With 1M? by Aghans(m): 10:50pm On Sep 23, 2016
eph12:
Agriculture

You can get an acre to buy for 150k. Plant maize and cassava. You could plant yam too
Am not sure I can withstand farming. Pls which area can I see just cheap land?
Business / Re: What Type Of Business Can I Start With 1M? by Aghans(m): 10:47pm On Sep 23, 2016
Daniyemi:


How about an eatery?

You could sell food, pastries and the like.
I thought abt it because lagosans buy food a lot, am a guy hw can I start
Business / What Type Of Business Can I Start With 1M? by Aghans(m): 6:17pm On Sep 23, 2016
Pls nairalanders, I seriously need ur help. What type of business can I start with one million naira in lagos.
lalasticlala help me push am to promise land
Crime / Re: Killers Of Rev Fr John Adeyi Beg Family For Forgiveness by Aghans(m): 1:58pm On Sep 22, 2016
Some People get mind oo
Phones / Re: The Best Android Devices In Nigeria According To Price Category by Aghans(m): 1:50pm On Sep 22, 2016
Hmm use such money buy phone for buhari regime

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Aghans(m): 11:19pm On Sep 19, 2016
highdee3:
Hi, you're invited for a Financial Sales Advisor role at WORKFORCE, Beside UPS, Gbagada, Lagos at 10AM on Tues 20/Sept/2016. Come with your CV & dress corporate


Please who else got this or have idea what one should expect
Same here, see u tomorrow
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Aghans(m): 8:54pm On Aug 27, 2016
Rukkyola:
My humble president LogoDWhiz, I remove my hairdress 4 u oo.

Sent4rina my real husband, how is Niger?

Eddykisses1 my second husband, how u?

Fraiser, hope u are not making troubles n kd? If u are, O.Y O is ur case!!!

Jubrealguy, hope ur Hausa has improved. Help me greet kano o.

Kbs468, minister of information, it's been long we heard from u. Hope u are good.

Crobboy, u & sc31 sha! Deariz God!!!!

Dtobs, I greet u o

Amodu, na only u dey waka come Where have u hidden missoyin?

Johndanny, wetin GC do u?

Uncle Abbeyunique2, even u

Villagegoat, hope u are not making trouble n d village.

Justified10 turned coyy, hope u getting ready 4 batch B.

Jayloms, hope u are good.

Aghans, how is lag?

Oyehomie, how are u?

Eaglevision, I greet u.

Spixytinxy, warey personified. I want some paraga o

Blizzydodo, u just reminded me of my dodo dat got burnt yesterday.

Iambibi, my crazy neighbour, I need some fruit salad.

Fraih, watsup How is prophet Shammak?

Quityjoice, where are u hiding?

Sc31, deariz God oo

Katerine7, iya football, how is u?

Dapaiks, long tym!!

Themmy90, spiderwoman, I still remember u o.

Dchiefpriest, we need u to consult d oracle to know if d gods are angry with Nigeria oo

Darey001, how far??

Double J, Jombo jombo, I miss ur troubles oo. How is u?

Triple J, Joan Jane John, where have u been?

In short, I greet everyone!!!

I just thought ov saying "hi".

I will check back n future!!!!


Bye & take care!!!!!!!!

My lag dey, just dat d people inside no send corpers ooo. Na OYO we dey ooo.
Missing u badly




Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Aghans(m): 7:59am On Aug 24, 2016
debbie:
Urgent vacancy for Service Technician.

Job Summary

• To ensure installation, maintenance and Calibration of equipment to improve customer satisfaction, maximize retention and increase profitability.
Duties/Responsibilities
• Perform installation of equipment at client’s site as instructed.
• Ensure maintenance and calibration of equipment using manufacturer’s checklist.
• To give reports of clients service/ activities to head Technical or supervisory officer.
• Ensure repair and maintenance of company’s equipment where possible.
• Ensure repair of equipment using manufacturer’s instruction.
• Ensure all office appliances like light, air condition, and main power supply is switch off at close of work each day.
• Assist Admin staff in identification of equipment during stock taken.
• Assist sales team in equipment delivery to clients.
• Diagnose errors or technical problems and determine proper solutions.
• Build positive relationships with customers.
• Comprehend customer requirements and make appropriate recommendations/briefings.
• Perform other duties as assigned by manager.
• Respond to unscheduled client requests and emergencies at short notice

Experience
1. At 1 year experience in Technical field with a good knowledge of laboratory instrument installation or any related discipline.
Basic Educational Requirement
❖ OND in Technical field
❖ Basic Microsoft office knowledge

Interested candidates should send CV's to careers@uniqueinstrumentsng.com with Subject: SERVICE TECHNICIAN. Pay for entry level is 40k experienced hires will earn between 75-80k
How Many of us received invite from dis company. I got message from dem dis morning for career chat on Thursday
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Aghans(m): 2:28pm On Aug 22, 2016
Internal Audit Executive - Nosak Farm Produce Limited
We are a reputable, world class, dynamic, creative and result oriented organization. We are currently recruiting for the post of Internal Audit Executive.
JOB RESPONSIBILITIES
*.Assist in co-ordinating and perform general audit activities in the factory
*.Carry out internal audit assignments and process/procedural review in various department based on audit plan
*.Participate, monitor and review monthly stocking/inventory activities and transactions
*.Coordinate and perform periodic suppliers’ price survey
*.Prepare timely weekly and monthly reports based on activities and achievements
*.Assist Team Leader Auditor to perform risk based audit planning via review different sources of information
*.Maintain open communication with the line Compliance Manager and subordinates
*.Develop audit controls and measurement to ensure correct practises are established
REQUIREMENTS
*.Relevant university degree/equivalent
*.Final stage of ICAN(P.E) or recently qualified in ICAN /ACA
*.A minimum of five (5) years work experience, a minimum of 3years as an internal auditor
*.Previous work experiences must be in a manufacturing sector
*.Highly motivated, results-oriented individual with integrity and able to work independently under minimal supervision with an attention to detail and accuracy
*.Analytical, excellent report writing and investigative ability
*.Experience in tank farm or depot will be an added advantage
*.Strong working knowledge of Microsoft applications (Excel, Word)
*.Ability to manage numerous tasks and sensitive information in a professional manner in a fast paced deadline driven environment
Applications with detailed cover letters, resumes and day time telephone contact numbers should be sent to: careers@nosakgroup.comwithin two weeks of this advert. The email should have the subject: "Internal Audit Executive - NFPL". Kindly include a copy of your cover letter in the body of the email. Note that your application willNOTbe considered if the above request is not met
Crime / Trader Arrested For Naming Pet Dog ‘buhari’ by Aghans(m): 7:10am On Aug 17, 2016
A 30-year-old trader has been arrested by the police in Ogun state for naming his pet dog ‘Buhari.’
The trader, Joe Fortemose Chinakwe, of No 10, Omikunle Street, Sango-Ota, Ogun State, was reportedly arrested last weekend, after one of his neighbours of Northern extraction complained bitterly that he named his dog after his father, Alhaji Buhari.
Vanguardlearned that the complainant reported the case at Sango Police Station, last Saturday, after which the trader was arrested and detained.
However, it was gathered that efforts by the police to recover the dog, which they intended using as evidence failed following a clever move by the suspect.
The trader, said to be trading in female wears at a popular market in Sango, allegedly directed his friends secretly to kill the dog and possibly eat the meat in order to avoid being implicated. It was gathered that consistent appeals by his friends and relations for the police to grant him bail failed as the complainant and his kinsmen reportedly threatened to kill the trader if he was released on bail.
Trader denied bail
The case, however, took a different dimension two days later when Chinakwe’s relatives went to Sango police station to further plead for his bail only to be informed that the case file and the suspect have been transferred to Ogun State Police Command headquarters at Eleweran.
A relation to the suspect, who simply identified himself as Chiedozie, toldVanguardthat his brother was being persecuted for no just cause and expressed fears that he may either be poisoned inside police cell or thrown into jail.
Chiedozie said: “Chinakwe is a lover of dogs and he names them after things that tickle him. He bought this dog a year ago and named it Buhari. Unfortunately, some Northerners, who dominate the vicinity where he resides misconstrued his intention and connived to take him up. The complainant then claimed it was derogatory because his father answers Buhari.”
Police sources, however, toldVanguardthat the actions of the suspect “were very provocative.”
The source said: “he not only named the dog Buhari but boldly wrote it on the body of both sides of the dog and was seen parading the neighbourhood dominated by Northerners with it.”
As at press time, relations to the suspect were still making frantic efforts to effect his bail while his accusers are insisting that he must be prosecuted.
Police confirms arrest
When contacted around 8pm yesterday, the acting Police spokesman in Ogun State, Abimbola Oyeyemi, ASP, said he was still trying to get the Divisional Police Officer in-charge of Sango for details.
Oyeyemi later called, stating that: “I have made enquiries. The man bought a dog and inscribed Buhari on both sides of its body. One Mallam lodged a complaint and when our men got there, we found out that it was true. You know such thing can cause serious breach of the peace and ethnic or religious unrest. We are charging him to court for conduct likely to cause a breach of peace.”
Continuing, he said: “He was arrested last Saturday and we are taking him to court later today (Tuesday) or tomorrow morning (today). You know an average Northerner will feel bad over such a thing. It can cause serious ethnic crisis or religious confrontation because when you are relegating such a name to a certain person, you are indirectly insulting him.”
When asked about the whereabouts of the dog that will be used as evidence against the suspect, the police spokesman said: “The dog cannot follow anybody except the owner. We will use him as our evidence because he did not deny it.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/trader-arrested-naming-pet-dog-buhari/

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