₦airaland Forum

SMartins1:
boys done high, iambibi done move onlow key, my lady molakem dey high on some bottles...Make I carry am go house...
Aghans I sight happy Bday once again.
Mr fraiser (MC), I sight you! did a gr8 job... hold ur woman go house ooo...e get why

lol Becareful because bad boys dey stay dat road oo. Enjoy ur honey nite (lol)

Rukkyola:
Which kain gown? Hu u c with gown. Na camp dress code we dey use 4 here. So better go change to white if u wan enter here.
Make I pirry u. Oya take
***gives her white short, t- shirt, socks, sneakers and waist pouch***
Oya go change

wel don

Fraiser:
yea yea gudevenin ladies nd stuborn men, dis is MC fraiser in d house, as u can see, we are here in dis party tonyt not because of any oda person bur our own personal person... D badest of gentlest niggas in GC.. Tonyt we are here to catch fun to d fullest lyk never bfor... Dis party na free world party, na my wife, no na me bring am com is not allowed, we are here to mingle nd reshurffle wit anybody we lyk. Bur bfor we start make we comit dis party to d hands of baba God, d great achitect of golden city. So I will invite my own personal babe gal, d ijogbon lady rukkyola to give us prayer... Rukky oya prayer pls

Amen. Ride on MC

SMartins1:
nah you dey yawh like this... you no trust me again?

my guy u no get me, i mean say u don drink give everybody? I trust u live (lol) but i don trust u die

SMartins1:
people... party hard

hop say drink reach everybody sha

Rukkyola:
D kain big wood wey I carry 4 my hand no go let dem near d gate.
ATTENTION EVERYONE: In case u don't have white to wear 4 d parry. I still get like 2 pairs of white shirts & shorts wey I fit sell 2 u o. Better hurry now.

lol u don finish work

Rukkyola:
Abi. Na 2 dey use our NYSC kits na im remain. Na my NYSC kula and cup I dey carry go Aghans buffday sef.

Abeg no allow person wen no where white.

SMartins1 where Qutyjoice and spixytinxy dem neva carry food come ooo. Abeg help call dem, tel dem say party don start

SMartins1 Abeg tell ur guys dem make dey start to share drink, i no won com out nw til MC call me out

MC fraiser pls over to u. Introduce our guest

MC fraiser where u dey 8 don almost nack oooo. D city babes dem dey show in groups ooo

Rukkyola:
Na so. If I like self, I go go do offering, make I dash people wey go pray 4 me all my NYSC kits abi make I sell them. Vex dey catch me anytime I c doz stuffs as dey occupy space 4 ma wardrobe 4 nothing. Abi make I start to dey wear them?
In short, dress code to Aghans buffday, na white. Make anybody wey wan attend beta wear hin supposed NYSC T-shirt and shorts and tennis and waist pouch.
If u no gri wear ur white com buffday, OYO is ur case. Na me bouncer 4 d parry. U no go enter.
I don warn una o

yes ooo na white. Make i go change my clothes. Mak ona come oo its almost 8:00

Fraiser:
enh enh e make sense lyk dat bur u go book 4 babes for me wey go dey around me, I no dey fit talk wel If babes no dey around, d mic sef no go gree carry my voice com out

my guy i don position two babes specially 4 u, Abeg u go help me tell DJ make him put belle 4 dat MIC

Rukkyola:
Happy buffday. Na me go b d bouncer 4 d parry. All in invited guest and trouble makers beware!

lol. Tanx

Fraiser:
ok make I first reason u make ur party no com flop, we go talk about money wen spixytinxy don come, oya giv me d venue, hope sey d mic, speaker nd everytin don set. Lest I forget na 3 ratio 1 guys nd gals gaz be o, I no dey do MC for gay party, gals must plenty

lol, d venue na dis great golden city. 4 babe matter no worry, dis city gather babe well. All our babes dem promise me say dem go show up

Fraiser:
bur u for wait make d boss give u go ahead na, na which tym b d bash sef?

na 8pm

SMartins1 Abeg tell DJ make he start to warm d city smal, mak our people kw say time don reach

Fraiser:
set without money? If no b spixytinxy wey specially follow me talk on ur behalv I for no show up, I stab a meeting wit PMB because of ur party, now u dey tell me sey u don pay my money giv spixy wey, d money wey she go take stock her shop wit paraga. U better follow me reason wella now bfor its too late

my guy i don settle everything b4, i sure say spixytinxy 4get. Anyway Wetin u go tak. Abeg help time don dey go. I won go baf.

opiscoal:
.... Bday mate... Awayu? I hope ur day is sense making

yes oo, na dis city mak my bday colourful ooo

Fraiser:
money ke? She never follow me talk anytin o, you never even know my price bfor u dey give her money

she say na she b manager. She stil talk say if i her i don already see u.
So hw we go go am nw, time don almost reach

SMartins1 d drink don ready?
Qutyjoice and spixytinxy d food don ready?
D party go soon start.
fraiser d MC hop u don set?

Fraiser:
na u dey call me since? I see ur 50 missed calls, I was in a meeting wit d DG den, we were discussing hw we go take shift campin from april 27 to august 30, april 23 is my wedding nd I go use may, june nd july for my horneymoon. So anytin d matter? Am in a hurry I still hav anoda meeting

na me call u na, August too close na, u 4 beg dem for December 31st. We d citizen of dis great golden city are sending u back to negotiate for 31st of December

Fraiser:
Mehn! I no just believe sey na me b dis for GC, after all d setup...everytin around me just colude set me up since yesterday afternoon... Network, phone, nepa all of dem... Nawa o... All d same I tank God for d journey mercy back to d city sha... Wen I even dem com sef plenty potholes for sky no let my plane run welwel... I specially salute d pressy of dis city LogoDwhiz, d info minister kbs468, members of my family blizzydoDo, fraih, qutyjoice, shammak nd oyehomie, my ever sure padis eaglevision, abbeyunique2, jubrealguy, sent4rina, Folabibret, Smartins, DTOBS, crobboy, my Godson sirguy542, my sugar mama spixytinxy, my partners in trouble making iambibi nd rukkyola, my easter asun villagoat, d beautiful baes around beckytee, chommieblaq, merikims, SC31chymi nd molakems. And to all d esteem citizens of GC I doff my cap, I also wish d celebrants of today Aghans nd opiscoal a resounding happy birthday, longlife nd prosperity.

amen.
Hop spixytinxy give d money wen i pay 4 u 2 MC d party 4 dis city at 8pm

SMartins1:
Aghans, make bobos go ready nah...
@beckytee catch ya leha
@iambibi, still waiting for you
@molakem my LOVE, Whr are you?

I hail the full house.


See ya'll lera

na u dey in charge, anything wen u go do na b best, just ride on

SMartins1:
nah babe ooh! very correct one... no worry ur self. nah we get am.. lol

i dey always dey believe u, u neva fall my hand once

spixytinxy:
u no no qutyjoice at all, dat gurl no get any single respect, na so her mouth sharp like razor blade

i go cal her talk to her. But i kw Qutyjoice oo, she no sabi talk oo

spixytinxy:
u no no qutyjoice at all, dat gurl no get any single respect, na so her mouth sharp like razor blade

i go cal her talk to her. But i kw dis babe oo, she no dey talk oo

spixytinxy:
I say mk una chill fraiser go soon come, Sebi na evening d party wan strt

na evening. I believe u

SMartins1:
if fraiser dey too busy, my pardi(iambibi) go still feet run the mara for u

ok na, tel ur guy in case fraiser no show

spixytinxy:
y u go dey join me nd qutyjoice togeda, me nd day gurl no dey gree at all

my dear do am for me. I kw Qutyjoice she no get problem

spixytinxy:
cool down him go soon come bt se una no say fraiser like moni oooo, mk una ready him moni ooooo. Abeg na me una go pay d moni to cos am his manager

if na money issue he go stil reason us because we b E guy. No worry i go find u smal tin mak u give am

SMartins1:
spixytinxy done give you one of our best MCs ooo. nah how to reach am now! so nah der wahala still dey small .

na only him i get 4 mind, Abeg stil dey help dey cal he line