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Cramming screw your head after sch.

Jonathan indeed is not fit a enough for 2015!

Ya,just grab your calculator and follow the procedures chronologically.
1.Take your shoe size & multiply it by 5.
2.Add 50.
3.Multiply it by 20.
4.Add 1014.
Lastly,
5.Minus the year you were born you will get four digits,the first two is the size of your shoe & the last two digits is your age.
Happy Independence!

Little wonder the few Ghanaians we have in NL come here to spew gibberish.

dandydaniels: tried to post this on business section but they won't let me...mod can u do me that favour?...thanks

I'm not really good at this blogging thing but I've heard something like pay-per-click...that is,as u open each thread money is entering into d bloggers account

what if this is true...naira land is a blog that is run by posts members make(mine just made fp)...shouldn't they(seun and co) show appreciation in kind? after all we're all in this together...by making my post an fp and making money from it without showing gratitude(in cash), is that not plagiarism?



PS:don't ban me for this or pour me hot water fellow nairlanders

This thread was created at of envy.

samflexx: I would be very happy if chelsea,,united would lose their matches...perfect week ni oooo....iyalaya anything blue ati devil..

Dis wan nor go pass arsenal fan..arsenal licking chelsea anus since 77BC.

Oscar...

Game on

Nice one.

I just come read opinion ntn else!

Taiye4Christ: Your deepest desires, your best expectations and your greatest dreams will come to actualization. You are going from glory to glory as you transverse higher heights this new year.
You are not alone, God is with you. That makes you more than conquerors, more than champions. You are possessors!


We celebrate you, guys.
The most belated and happy birthday to you!!!

Thanks very much.

Happy bdy to myself and others celebrating today.

emmyrichie: I'm glad I left Arsenal for Chelsea... Wenger is seriously killing that club.

U are welcome to the blue army led by king Hazard & co.where ur expectations is never cut short.

Team Fc Blues

Backing falcons to deliver

chelseabmw:
Bad English....... pls correct yourself asap

Thanks for the observation.

Gunners fans are market today

ginajet: so I don't know diz handsome mumu is so broke that all he can he can think of is shawama when his mates are buying iphone 6

u can equally help him out

snowprince07: Wait make I read b4 I comment.

Are you still reading?

Chelsea Oye...

Arva: Hurry......

Why should i hurry?

The steel company in Delta state happens to be the largest production of steel in West Africa.It fold up because the management and staff failed to meet agreement as per salery scale couple with poor management.if only it can be resuscitated it will indeed take most jobless youth off the street.

Still on the verge

Liverpool walking alone since 10BC

•Turkey is in the present day Europe and
partly in Asia minor.
•Apostle Paul was a citizen of Tukey
because Tarsus exists in Turkey.
•Christianity existed in Turkey for about
1,023 years while Christianity has only
existed in Nigeria for 172yrs starting
from when Rev. Birch Freeman came to
Badagry in 1842.
•The seven churches Jesus spoke to in
Revelations 2&3(Ephesus,Smy
rna,Laodicea,Philadelphia,etc)existed in
the old Turkey.
•The disciples were first called Christians
in Turkey(Antioch)
•Turkey once had the largest Christian
auditorium in Europe called Hagia
Sophia in Constantinople.
•Mary the mother of Jesus was taken to
Turkey by Apostle John and till date, her
room has become a tourist centre.
TURKEY TODAY
•Present day Turkey now has 96%
muslims&0.02% Christians(lessthan
130,000).
•The Hagia Sophia(once largest church
in Europe) was taken over by muslims
and converted to a mosque for over
400yrs and later used as an Islamic
Museum
WHYCHRISTIANITYCOLLAPSED IN
TURKEY
•Emphasis on doctrinal differences
weakened the Turkish church.
•Rivalries amongst denominations
•Petty politics in church coupled with
ethnic biase
•The Turks were building big cathedrals
instead of building men.
HOW IT HAPPENED
•Osman Ghazi discovered the disunity
amongst Christians and used it to fight a
Jihad that led to a mass genocide of the
Armenians, the Hellen and Turks of that
day. Infact, the weapon of war used was
designed by a Turkish Christian.
•Many Christian women converted to
Islam to save their lives and some were
raped.
•Osman Ghazi started the Ottoman
empire which gave muslims political
post and made it a religion of the state.
IS NIGERIA HEADING THE WAY OF
TURKEY
•Virtually all the mistakes the church in
Turkey made, the Nigerian church has
made it.
•We are building Cathedrals at the
expense of discipling men.
•Disunity amongst churches
•Ethnicity in the church
•Denominationalrivalry, etc.
•Sharp division along doctrinal lines
MORE FACTS
•The spiritual foundation of Turkey is
stronger than that of Nigeria and
Christianity existed for over 1000yrs in
Turkey unlike ours which is just 172yrs
but Islam Radicalism uprooted it. If it
can happen in Turkey, it can also
happen IF we are not careful.
•The menace of Boko Haram has
destroyed a lot of churches in the north
and it may take another 200yrs to
evangelise Borno state alone.
•There is a secret agenda to Islamize
Nigeria&other African nations as
contained in Abuja declaration of 1989.
DON'T SAY IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE, IF
WE DON'T RIGHT OUR WRONGS AS A
CHURCH.
SOLUTION
•HEART-FELT Intercession
•Aggressive evangelism- the terrorist
reached out to the youths in the norths
first and gave them AK-47 and bombs, if
we had reached out to them on time,
they'll be carrying BIBLES today.
•Mission support:-God is holding the
church responsible for Boko Haram, yet
we are blaming the governement.If we
had supported missions and
missionaries, we would have those
insurgents to Christ long ago.
•Unity of the church is key in winning
this battle. The last but not the least
christians should be actively involve in
politics. Enough of these muslims
political office holder with islamic
agenda
ARISE CHURCH & LETS DO THE NEEDFUL.

Hilarious!

Nairalanders creating counter thread since 2005

customized13: you are a nigerian yet you sound like a local kumasi sloth, your IQ is as low as the purchasing power of a zimbabwean dollar.

Guy you get mouth.

I rep Ughelli but base in Utuama axis:Dyou can hook me up via whatsapp 07036157858.

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