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Sports / Re: Maurizio Sarri: I Smoke 60 Cigarettes A Day, Says New Juventus Coach by agistwityusuf(m): 5:50pm On Jun 27, 2019
Him own na play , come to katsina and see something .
Islam for Muslims / Re: 14 Most Common Mistakes During Salaah And How To Correct Them by agistwityusuf(m): 9:58am On Feb 22, 2019
Jazakalahu khairan .
Jobs/Vacancies / Advert Placement, Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital Zaria Job Positions by agistwityusuf(m): 10:44am On Dec 24, 2018
The management of ABUTH are calling interested job seekers to fill the following positions.

Jobs/Vacancies / Advert Placement, Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital Zaria Job Positions by agistwityusuf(m): 10:25am On Dec 24, 2018
The management of ABUTH is calling for interested job seekers to fill the following positions.

Nairaland / General / Diary Of An Almajiri (video) by agistwityusuf(m): 10:29pm On Dec 23, 2018
Almajiri gotten from the arabic word "Al-muhajirun" which means a person who leaves his home in search of knowledge in this case islamic knowledge. A system of education mostly practice in Northern Nigeria. That is the official meaning but of recent it has come to be associated with begging. So to the average Nigerian an almajiri is a begger. The lost in translation is largely due to the abuse of the almajiri system by greedy persons.
The current trend in the almajiri system serve as a means of excape from parental responsibilities by the parents of these children and also as a personal ATM to the teachers that are meant to teach them. Majority of these children Were forced into this system of education by their parents at an early age to a place far away from home. Left to fend for themselves with the little money they earn from begging and child labor. They are exposed to a life of crime , sexual abuse, political thugs, terrorism , drug abuse. Only a lucky few benefits from this system, graduate and go back home.
Most wonder the streets, hanging around restaurant begging for food, sleeping on the streets and under bridges.
The almajiri system of education is now a social menace to the Society of which if nothing is done quickly would lead to a full blown epidemic. .
Parents of these children most take responsibility and the teachers must be held accountable. Criminal charges level against both the parents and the teachers of any child found roaming around the streets begging. Efforts need to be made to return these children back home.
Let's lend our voice together with that of Elraj to help this voiceless children from far far away.
http://www.krockcitydegreez.com/2018/12/elraj-diary-of-almajiri-spoken-words.html
Nairaland / General / How Long Does It Take For PHCN To Generate Bill For A New Building? by agistwityusuf(m): 9:17am On Dec 23, 2018
I moved into a new apartment two months ago, its a new building with four other two room self contain. Unlike my previous apartment where each flat is equipped with a power holding meter this one doesn't which means we have to contribute towards the bill by the end of each month.
Fast forward to end of first month, the power holding company disconnected us from the grid without any prior notice or bill. After we asked them why, they said we didnt pay for lost revenue which is 10,000 naira. That the bill for the house will not be ready until next year which according to them is a normal procedure for any new building. I mean! I knw its not my job but how hard can it be to generate bill for a house. They reconnected us back to the grid after we paid.
Just yesterday they came and disconnected the power, throwing down the wires from the pole, we were able to raise 8000 naira this time around because a certain tenant refuse to pay and he is busy giving the " I dont give a damn attitude " . Anyway we were able to make it up to 10000 naira only for these(PHC) people to say its now 20000 naira .
Today is the second day in total darkness, no power to pump water to the tanks. I am currently with my small bocket looking for where to fetch water. Please someone help me ask PHC people whether this payment for revenue lost is legal o before I run mad in the dark.
Crime / Parade Of Notorious Fake Pharmaceutical Drug Manufacturers by agistwityusuf(m): 4:55am On Dec 17, 2018
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PRESS BRIEFING

PARADE OF FOUR (4) NOTORIOUS FAKE PHARMACEUTICAL DRUG MANUFACTURERS AND DISCOVERY OF A FACTORY WITH HEAVY MACHINES USED FOR PRODUCING FAKE DRUG IN IKOTUN AREA OF LAGOS STATE BY THE FORCE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER, Ag. DCP JIMOH MOSHOOD. 14th DECEMBER, 2018.



SUSPECTS
i. Emeka Madu aka Cabara 47yrs - Owner Of the suspected Fake Drug Manufacturing Factory
ii. Eze Young 26yrs – Staff in the suspected Fake Drug Manufacturing Factory
iii. Chijoke Umunna 19yrs – Staff in the suspected Fake Drug Manufacturing Factory
iv. Kingsley Obilo 22yrs – Staff in the suspected Fake Drug Manufacturing Factory

EXHIBITS
i. Plastic Buckets of different types of fake drug
ii. Cartons of packed fake drug for distribution
iii. A vehicle being used for the distribution of the suspected fake drug
iv. Large quantity of unprocessed Cassava Flour, Coloring chemicals and other substances used in manufacturing the fake drugs
v. Several Machines fabricated for processing, manufacturing and packaging of the suspected fake drug
vi. Forged pharmaceutical papers


The IGP Intelligence Response Team working on credible intelligence stormed and raided a secret suspected fake drug Factory hidden in the residential Area of Ikotun in Lagos State where substantial production, packaging and distribution of suspected fake drug to different parts of the Country is being carried out. These dastard acts may have resulted in several deaths, health complications and physical disabilities to many victims Nationwide.

2. The hideout where the suspected fake drug is being illegally produced on No. 2, Okunnenye Street, Ikotun Egbe Area, Lagos State was raided on 13th December, 2018 by Operatives of the IGP Intelligence Response Team (IRT) led by the Commander of the Unit, DCP Abba Kyari where the following suspects, Emeka Madu aka Cabara 47yrs – the owner and leader of the gang operating the suspected fake drug Factory, Eze Young 26yrs, Chijoke Umunna 19yrs and Kingsley Obilo 22yrs were caught and arrested in the act of producing the suspected fake drug with the use of Machines fabricated for processing, manufacturing and packaging of the suspected fake drug. The above listed exhibits were recovered from their possession.

3. The suspects confessed to the crime and admitted to the various criminal roles they played in the processing, manufacturing and packaging of suspected fake drug.

4. Investigation is on-going and efforts being intensified to arrest the other suspects still at large. All suspects will be arraigned in court on completion of investigation.

Ag. DCP JIMOH MOSHOOD
FORCE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER
FORCE HEADQUARTERS

ABUJA

Education / Re: Free Knowledge That Might Save A Life One Day by agistwityusuf(m): 9:31am On Nov 21, 2018
12. If your car especially the fuel tank were on fire, do not try to douse the fire with water. Water is lighter than petrol and therefore would sink to the bottom of the tank. The boiling water would produce more heat, which when cannot diffuse, would cause explosion -use dry powder fire extinguisher. Using the incorrect agent can allow the fire to re-ignite.
If the fire cannot be put out within 3 minutes, abandon the car.

13. You are driving a car and your brakes failed,then
Do not say your last prayers in panic and be shouting "Jesus! Jesus!" upandan!
Do not kill (turn off) the engine in panic as turning off engine will lock your steering then you can't change your path to avoid collisions.
Do not change your gear to “neutral”, just decrease the gears sequentially. If you are in 80 with 4 gear come to 3rd and hit accelerator car will slow down like wise do with rest of the gears.
Once you have attained impact sustainable speed, try hand brakes. If they failed too, collide your vehicle with a similarly sized, parked car because Car fronts are designed to absorb shock (structurally weaker) and hitting a similarly sized car will distribute the momentum evenly
Else collide it with a tree or pole( make sure you wear seat belt and have air bags).

14. Never walk down the stairs with your hands in your pockets. This way if you trip/fall, you’ll not be able to catch yourself.
15. If a stranger gets in your car forcefully and orders you to take them somewhere, you can drive straight into a pole or a lamp post. This way you’ll render yourself useless to them because
a) the car is damaged and
b) you've drawn enough attention by crashing the car.
Sure, you'll damage your car but you'll save your life. Ensure your seat belt is on and your car has airbag.
I know I run the risk of sounding like a religious bigot but we are sharing life-saving tips here, and what I'm about to share has proven time and time again to be a major life saver.


16. If there are more than 2 routes to your house, try as much as possible to occasionally switch routes and don't switch in a patterned manner.... This will help you against ambushed kidnapping

17. Don't walk on/by the road when you talk, instead stop and finish your phone call before walking.
You will experience Inattention Blindness (you may be looking at an object but you'll fail to register it or process what it is).
The human brain cannot multitask. Walking and talking on a cell phone are two thinking tasks that involve many areas of the brain. Instead of processing both simultaneously, the brain rapidly switches between two cognitive activities.
Cell phone use reduces pedestrian safety. It shuts the world around, makes you blind to danger and is one of the leading causes of death for pedestrians.

18. When involved in an accident and a medical rescue team is on site, don't go about screaming your lungs out "help me! Help me! Yeparipa!"..... Make little or no sound as it is a well known fact that the less injured aren't usually the most vocal in an accident. The silent ones are most times attended to first as it is assumed they are CRITICALLY injured.

19.Do not take pictures of military vehicles, military personnel or military installations without permission. - Don't ask me why but you can find out if you want.

20. If you are in a foreign country, stay out of political discussions unless you know all of the parties VERY WELL. If pressed for an opinion, then simply state ,truthfully, that you don't know enough to comment. You will stay alive minding your business.

21.There is a little, clever device that can prevent death, headache, bleeding, back pain, neck pain, bone fractures, head trauma, brain damage, organ damage, bruises and emergency hospital admittance.
It’s called a SEAT BELT, use it always.

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Education / Free Knowledge That Might Save A Life One Day by agistwityusuf(m): 9:31am On Nov 21, 2018
Free Knowledge That Might Save A Life One Day:

1. Never take out an object you’ve been stabbed with. It’s actually preventing you from a hemorrhage. Let a doctor or other medical person remove it.

2. If you need urgent help in a public place, do not scream for help. People will think someone else will help you. Instead, call out for help to one specific person.
The bystander effect, is a social psychological phenomenon in which individuals are less likely to offer help to a victim when other people are present. The greater the number of bystanders, the less likely it is that any one of them will help.

3.If the plane you’re in has to perform a water landing, you should never inflate your life jacket while you’re in the plane, as it will make you stuck on the ceiling. Get off the plane first, then inflate the jacket.

4.If you’re cooking with oil and gas and it catches fire, never try to extinguish it with water. Because of the oil, you’ll instead make the fire bigger. Simply turn off the gas and use something non-flammable to cover the flames. A pot lid, wet cloth or a wool blanket are useful.

5.Stay close to the ground if any building catches fire. Smoke is the first cause of death during a fire & smoke rises. Clearer air for breathing is found close to the ground.

6. If you find yourself in the ocean, for example, and want to surface, your first instinct will be to paddle as fast as you can. It will exhaust you, and eventually cause you to drown. Instead, just float.

7.Wherever you go, be it a mosque, church, a party, or even a school, make sure you see 3 exits. It can be both easy and hard. Scan the space with your eyes so that even if there’s only one door you’ll find at least three ways out.
Why? If something bad happens, it’ll be too late to look for an exit. If you’ve found and memorized them in advance, you’ll be able to move toward one of them almost without thinking.

8. If a dog is going to attack you in open place then,
do not run, dog can catch you in no time( since it is open place).
do not look into its eyes( animals can sense fear).
do not show your back( showing back is a sign of fear).
grab a stick if possible. Stand straight and be in attack mode. Walk backwards slowly until you are out of attack zone(200 meters is dog’s attack zone).

9. If you notice you are being followed, Raise your head, and go slowly.
People tend to instinctively lower their head and increase their pace when they sense danger. However, you should do just the contrary: confidently raise your chin, and slow down.
Why? When you follow your first instinct, you become prey. Who or whatever is threatening you, slow down, raise your head, and look sideways to see the danger with your peripheral vision.

10. Suppose you rammed your car into an electric-pole and live current wires on your car then,
Do not panic. Your car tyres are made up of rubber and will work as an insulator. The metal surface of the car acts as a Faraday cage due to which the electric field inside the car is zero.
Do not step out of the vehicle,if you do so you will complete the circuit between wires and earth and you’ll be fried in no time.
Pick up the floor mats in you car and throw them on the ground where you could reach by jumping
Make sure you cover maximum area with mats
Open car door widely( roof top is preferable) then jump onto the mats which you placed earlier.
Make sure you remove two legs at once( keeping one leg inside may complete circuit).

11. If you were bitten by a viper/any venomous snake, do not run(the venom will spread faster). -Take a picture of the snake if possible or remember its features (pattern/head shape).
-Within the first 2 minutes, more than 95% of the venom will still be around the wound.
- Tie your shoelace 3 inches above the wound to slow down the spreading of the venom and loosen the tie for 30 seconds every 10 minutes to avoid necrosis.
-Call for help.
Phones / Re: How To Make Glo Network Browsing Speed Fast Like Mtn,etisalat by agistwityusuf(m): 10:30am On Apr 08, 2018
Bro you too much biko. Three bottles of origin for you

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Travel / Re: How To Have A Good Night Rest While Travelling by agistwityusuf(m): 10:34pm On Mar 27, 2018
Good
Phones / Re: Best Internet Plan For Heavy Users by agistwityusuf(m): 10:25am On Feb 24, 2018
SamoaJoe:


Send me a mail or drop ur mail. I will inbox and explain it in detail.

Bro epp a brother too oesuph@gmail.com
Car Talk / Re: How To Tell If Your Car Tyres Have Expired by agistwityusuf(m): 12:23pm On Feb 06, 2018
Op, is the expiry date irrespective of the period of use ?
Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo’s $40m Private Jet Parked At His Hangar At Lagos Airport by agistwityusuf(m): 9:58pm On Feb 05, 2018
Control your jealousy
Business / Re: Fatima Dangote To Wed Jamil Abubakar (Photo) by agistwityusuf(m): 4:43pm On Feb 04, 2018
If you know get money hide your face

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