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anny must u comment R







should incase..reserve dis plc to lala..na here we go sidon de look dem fight ova comments

y didn't u prophesy it so dat all nigerians will knw

















welll dis question is directed to NO one entirely

am in cos its surely gonna mak fp

.leggo
actually frma collection of many girls school of thought.
summary,no long talk,u must understand alone



°she checks at your butt everytime u leave de rum
°she stil thinks abt her ex n compares dem to u
°Her best friend knows everything
°JUst looking at ur hands can turn her on
°When you go away 4 days, she sleeps in your favorite T-shirt because it smells like u
°She fantasized abt being with u a dozen times bfor it actually happened
°She will neva tell u exactly how many men shea slept with
°She has googled your exes
°When she is falling inlove with u she loses her appetite
°She wants u to talk a little dirty
°You have made her cry manytimes dan u know
°she needs constant indications dat u want her around
°When she says "AM READY"she'll nid exactly 7more minutes
°if she is going to breakup with u,all her friends knws way bfor u do
°Even if she insist on payin or splitin de bills on a first date she wil think ur cheap if u agree on either

#drop yours,no bashing pls

z

rokiatu must b crazy

Orijin101:
check my DP

mr bones...but urs is cursed....probably orijin to de rescue

Mprex:
3

ur soo right

pweedyuz:
6
#TeamCharcoal#

hahahahaha....funnybone

I know some will lie especially abt de last color....but lets just buy de lie...




mine is 5
choose yours

I like his bear bear so sexy





oga lala abeg help me find job cos u e be like say u get real job here

cc
maclatunji
afam4eva
lalasticlala

early this morning, APC supporters took on the street to run rugged with brooms n chanting CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE declaring their support for umana umana on 11th April to vote him immensely to the governorship sit..

yes this girls is at it again




























but...
























na APRIL fOOl oooo

i for say make God punish u but





God will CHANGE u for me....

woju o

Cc
Lalasticlala

vega84:
Pls who ever owns or manages nairaland is nt in any way trying @ all. This site is turning into a child's play on daily basis where kids and stupid bloggers will post al manner of rubbish to waste our time here to be frank am really getting tired of all ths OMG!, see this, see that, click here click this link and so on. I personally think too much of everything is boring. So who ever is in charge I think u got work to do here. #vegatalks#

Trying to be funny urself won't help matters

RickRichards:
I want to all see all the NL ladies who'll find this funny so I can avoid them like the plague - because of their unsophisticated sense of humour. Oya...make una start to dey laugh. Where my pen....stop there! If you modify!!!

Wooing her @reality

mirexxx:
what's happening 2mao?

That means i won't hesitate to spill this to her tomorrow

mirexxx:
this is nice

Since my name wasn't included this time,

I WANNA WOO MIREXXX

ALthough zick will b angry..





I met you on ma a nice day
Eva since then u've been on ma rader
Love they say is blind,but yours made me dumb
I couldn't speak at first sight of you
So deheartening to know you are far away from my thought
I love u not because i lust for you
Not because the love doctor told me our names match
but because you make me wanna do things!
Things like smiling with all my face muscles reacting to the stimuli
My love for u is like that of chris n Rihanna
But I'll be the Rihanna n u'll be ma Chris
I'll rada choose u to all other girls in town like tubaba did to anne
I truely love u not because i find u irresistible but because i wanna make u irresistible to myself
Mirexx,dalaz loves,dalaz cares,dalaz needs u in his life..yea i need u..i love u although this love is fascinating but I'll rather make it more realler than it can eva be...














YES
I LOVE MIREXX

Lemme c if all shits like dis can reach frontpage

I hope she has found Jonny



















Cos Jonny is not gonna marry u..u go end up like tonto NAD ashawo tiwa

Kul down na ,nyt never fall

olrotimi:
oops! the 'shares' have it

Twas bonjay

U made my day...aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahahah

patrickdarlins:
so...make i click am??

Portharcot Wen amaechi carried everything for education All i see there is CHANGE








Hit like if u want CHANGE
Hit share if u want TRANSFORMATION

Woo thread deh my head now

PLs mods n op i really enjoyed this thread after through reading... dat guy that won lovely miss farano is a genius....







He made me remember my skills, PLs I WANNA WOO SOMEONE...JUST INCLUDE MY MONIKER IN THE CHALLENGERS TODAY...THAT GURL WILL SLEEP AFTER I DON WOO HER

Clown

190theclown:
[size=29pt]Im interested who wanna woo me [/size]

Leave de yeye guy,he saw dis basketmouth post for fb n rush copy

alberto2k:
Copy copy

I guess that was ur nickname in school

Anoda wise brother.... I bliv u are a wse fellow even with ur examples..kudos bro

klark3:
Sex of lower animals & humans are two different things.

Remember animals can have sex at will & it's not a sin, but humans are expected to wait for a particular time & it's d greatest sin. Remember d only reason jesus permitted divorce was on d ground of fornication. Sex is more than what we think it is, d moment a child start differentiating good frm bad, that child start thinking abt sex.

In my opinion, even though God gave d command for them to multiply, he gave an appointed time for d act, probably satan convinced eve before that time. d idea of d appointed time was to ensure only married couples were knowledgeable abt sex, while d unmarried go abt naked.

They never knew abt sex until devil lured eve into it, why didn't they give birth in d garden of eden, but it was after they left.