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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by agroronnie: 10:07pm On Aug 05, 2016
I applied too but i didn't get an invite for the test, it seems that most invited candidates are all qualified acca/ican members because that is the only criteria that i am working towards as acca student.
Oh well am very optimistic that we will nail it next time... just have to keep trying.

Pls send materials

Don't forget you are the product and the marketer too, if you market yourself properly to the interviewers you will sell your brand
No one rule in marketing; you must have absolute knowledge of the product inside out and you must believe in the product (yourself).
All the very best guys.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by agroronnie: 11:51pm On Jul 07, 2016
has anyone been invited for the tests online?
I am currently ACCA Student member, however, i answered No to the question of ICAN/ACCA member.
Is the test online or do we have to take it at deloitte's test center?
Cause I read that no calculators were allowed.
Any update on the recruitment process please lemme know.
NYSC / Re: Scrap This Shit Called NYSC by agroronnie: 3:39am On Jun 04, 2016
Its not all the 2 million corpers that pay the 3045 naira oo.... besides they spend way more per person eg 1500 and 1000 and 19800 and cost of running camps, operations in all 37 states. If that was a business it would faill.... its clear nysc gets grants from elsewhere, which is clearly not sustainable anymore.
Am with this most recent batch my dear gone are the days when people actually did service for the love and adventure of it, i am currently walking through the scheme like a zombie just to get the almighty certificate . You force me to work for almost for free in rural and underdeveloped areas in a field that i have zero passion for and you want me to be self reliant after a year? How? How do i become self reliant as a teacher do i get my own school after 1 year from the government? Or do i join the queue of unpaid teachers still relying on govt or private proprietors.
U want me to join saed no problem, i actually want to gain the skill as a part time thing, but my dream actually lies in finance, in this field if you dont practice you wont become qualified especially now that am almost past 26 years age limit for employment. I want to become a professional and open my own firm in Abuja in 10 years target from now. So what did i do, my advice to anyone doing nysc is..... dont let these insensitive policy makers in our country derail you from your dreams, they dont realise that if one Nigerian achieves his or her dream, nigeria will attain greater heights, instead they always put barriers to everything admission into schools, studying in school, even employement after school or practicing what you studied in school.
Nigeria's unemployment crisis sterns from the fact that it doesn't value its graduates. Because of the quantity of graduates out there, even an nysc official told us that we are not the only graduates out there, nothing special about us. So my dear, i didnt let nysc ruin a whole year of my life, i went and met some professional firms and am currently working as a trainee finance assistant.
If these insensitive policy makers wont adjust to present day reality of a Nigerian youth, then corruption will always be there to help the youths get away from insensitive schemes like the nysc and jamb.
They fail to realise that unemployment rate has a negative correlation with economic growth, if no one is working in this country, nobody is adding to the gdp, economic growth remains stagnant, its simple economics not rocket science lets not be sentimental over national orientation civil war bull crap.
How can you pull a medical doctor who has been working from his well paying job to go and be earning peanuts in a rural area. Is nysc creating unemployment or ending it? What of people who already have businesses, do they leave it for one year, running at a loss? I know how many jobs i've lost just because i dont have the nysc certificate, so my dear corpers, dont let nysc fool you, civil war happened over 40 years ago, do not suffer or loose your dreams over it, i learnt how to be corrupt from nysc scheme o, because if they subject everyone to an unreasonable and agonistic scheme, some people are bold enough to grease any palm greasable to get out of it and face reality. So.... they can take all the time in the world before it gets scrapped, my children wont go through this, i will see to it personally by then.
Nysc doesn't support the dreams of any Nigerian youth, rather it just teaches you the barest minimum and survival skills in the wild, and of course corruption. I recommend that nysc be scrapped or reviewed to introduce national apprenticeship scheme, for graduates to gain experience in their field for a year, in their own state and they will be paid a national apprenticeship allowance. There is no way anyone won't get experience to go into the world and multiply.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by agroronnie: 6:22pm On May 13, 2016
Just finished nysc camp in kano. Got invited for A.c audit nxt Tuesday. .... any tips?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by agroronnie: 10:36am On May 03, 2016
I submitted my credentials through an email on the 22nd april which was acknowledged. I have been waiting for an invite to do AC up till now..... is it too early or should i call em. Currently at nysc camp kano
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by agroronnie: 10:36am On May 03, 2016
I submitted my credentials through an email on the 22nd april which was acknowledged. I have been waiting for an invite to do AC up till now..... is it too early or should i call em
NYSC / Re: Any Prospective 2016 Batch A stream1 Corpers Posted to Kano State Lets Meet Here by agroronnie: 9:24pm On Apr 21, 2016
I got pushed to kano. So am working on getting med report to redeploy to nasarawa after camp. But lets make this camp less depressing than it is.
Full blooded igbo girl getting stuck in kano for a year? All the way flom abia steeti, repping imo steeti.
The fact that kanos population is very high means that there are more children to teach..... school posting nothing relevant to your career.
If its to fake lassa fever i will o,
Heading to nasarawa or abuja after camp.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016A Nassarawa official otondos by agroronnie: 9:19pm On Apr 21, 2016
no
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 7:03pm On Apr 21, 2016
Omolola1:


I feel your pain, it can be very annoying

I also have a friend deployed to Kano, his mum has been sad and mute all day. He plans to redeploy to Ogun or Enugu based on health grounds? Is it that reedeployment from Kano isn;t possible?

Redeployment is very possible from kano.
Just getting abuja from kano is restricted to marital grounds
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 7:00pm On Apr 21, 2016
jayloms:


grin grin I can see a broda can't bottle his dissatisfaction any longer. It's well.

There are two threads on Nasarawa already and I'm pretty sure I saw that of Kano.

Chillax and Hold steady bro cool

I am a lady.not a guy
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 5:14pm On Apr 21, 2016
You know the thing, the two states kano and nasarawa which i have been deployed to and will likely be redeployed to nobody has even thought about starting up a thread for any of them.... i guess we are all still recovering from the shock, the happy ones who got rivers, delta, abuja lagos have already started a thread.
Dont worry i will still be depressed throughout the 14 hours journey to kano. If i probably get redeployed to nasarawa am most likely sleeping under a bridge my first night there
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 5:07pm On Apr 21, 2016
I feel so depressed being told that i cant redeploy from kano back to abuja after camp cos am not married not even on grounds of health matters.

Honestly i dont see any value in being forced to suffer for one year and rendering almost free labour in return for peanuts. And being mistreated with all these unfair bye laws eg if i say am not doing nysc again i will be declared wanted, is that a joke? am not military, am a bloody civilian and would love to remain one.
If there was no nysc in Nigeria, i would have been well on my way to the labour market, so that i can work take care of myself and family. Yet these fools are busy derailing people from their life plans and goals within the next one year in the name of serving father land. What has this country done for any of its citizens other than use and misuse their electoral and fundamental human rights.
Gosh! Who even makes these rules, the worsť part is that all this nonsense falls within my ACCA exam period, this is just going to be a very depressing and sad 12months period. I am trying to get redeployed to nasarawa at least there i can try to look towards my second favorite thing...... agriculture :pomology... heard lands are cheap in nasarawa too and its closer to my family in abuja. So anyone who is getting to nasarawa b4 me pls keep in touch. Camping in kano first angry am praying so hard for march 2017 to come so badly i hope thats the pop period cos its dead depressing. Let me get that almighty certificate that without it you are not allowed to work and contribute to Nigeria's Gdp yet we wonder why gdp is sooo relatively low.
I will never value nysc. Infact if i ever fulfill my political ambition am going to be one of those people pushing to scrap that failed program that these fools are acting like it was written alongside the 10 commandments and handed down to moses from mount sinai.
I believe it will be scrapped one day. Imagine being forced to live far from your family in the name of serving fatherland. I will serve my own father not some fools running a supposedly cultural integrating program. Maybe they dont want to be unemployed like the rest of us thats why they wont scrap the scheme.
Its so difficult for people in power to understand the plights of others, they just acknowledge the issue and do nothing about it..... it continues. Anyways everything that has a beginning has an ending.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by agroronnie: 12:33pm On Apr 21, 2016
Ok a faith lady keeps sending me emails to get the original copy of my waec results from my school. I have given her the one i collected shortly after high school and online print out results but she insists that a waec certificate must have passpory photo and date of birth.
The one i have doesn't have pic or dob but carries my high school letter heading.
I really dont know of anyone waec certificate cos i used these one to get into undergrad and postgrad studies.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 11:24am On Apr 21, 2016
Ok i just got my medical report from abia state general hospital to be able to redeploy back to abuja from kano. I just called kano nysc secretariat and the guy said redeployment back to abuja is not possible, katsina secretariat said abuja redeployment is strictly based on marital grounds..... other than the fact that am seriously thinking of marrying the love of my life who is resident in abuja, am also thinking of redeploying to a neighboring state jos or nassarawa.
Can anyone confirm this abuja redeployment condition?
Or suggest what to do
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 2:08am On Apr 21, 2016
amodu:


It is not necessarily Abuja, authenticity of the report matters most.

So i can get a medical report fŕom abia state hospital on grounds for asthma to be redeployed to Abuja. Hmmm
Doesnt that sound fishy.
But the scenerio is that i have regular checks up with a private hospital in gwarimpa which nysc wont accept. Am not where near abj right now, so i'd hv to make due with abia.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 1:49am On Apr 21, 2016
Quick question if i want to get a medical report to be redeployed back to abuja do i have to get it from a general/govt hospital in any state or it must be specifically from an abuja govt hospital
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 1:47am On Apr 21, 2016
[quote author=LOola12 post=44892387]

Lmao! @ how terminal it is[/quote ]
Asthma could be mild, moderate or severe.
Its a chronic long term illness that has no cure but can only be managed. Its caused when the airways are inflammed and continously becomes narrow giving little passage space for air and difficulty in breathing. Severe cases could lead to death in one attack if not managed properly
In Nigeria, people dont take it seriously but adequate medical and self management procedures go as far as developing an action plan for asthma which requires forming a close communication with your medical personnel,
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 12:43am On Apr 21, 2016
Even though i was aiming for abuja as my first choice, these sad sad people gave me kano.... i will certainly redeploy to abuja on asthma grounds, i just need a medical report from an abuja based general hospital to show them how terminal it is.

Chineke kpochawaa ha niile oku dia
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 9:03pm On Apr 20, 2016
heeyyy! kano stream 1. honestly i will abscond if i cant redeploy to abuja after camp

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by agroronnie: 11:39am On Apr 20, 2016
sisichels:



I was waiting for you to say so, don't worry u will get the invite for AC soon enough,u can take permission, I had a friend who took permission to leave for a test when we were in camp. which unit did u select.
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Audit as always......
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 10:20am On Apr 20, 2016
You can also use chrome on your phone to check just request for desktop site
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 10:03am On Apr 20, 2016
i couldn't access the website using the chrome browser on my phone i had always gotten error page since February until i use firefox browser on my laptop. and am viewing my profile right now, but still yet to see any CUL, i think we will receive sms and email alert when they are ready, so lemme focus on other things.... this is so nerve wrecking
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 9:07am On Apr 20, 2016
Nerve wrecking........
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 8:57am On Apr 20, 2016
Ok who keeps saying print has been shifted to 21st April.....
Hmmmmmm......
Thats the official website.
Jeez i wonder what is holding that nysc IT intern from uploading the cul. Maybe too much data, web page bout to crash

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by agroronnie: 6:56am On Apr 20, 2016
[quote author=sisichels post=44849430]


ve they replied. 've u sent them the email. what unit did u select as first choice. [/quote
Yes i call and was provided with an email to submit my credentials to. Filled the form last night and submitted everything, thank God for phone scanners.
Thank you sisichels
I hope i'll get invited for AC, if its anytime with the next 3 weeks of nysc camp am definitely going to ask for permission to leave camp.]
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 8:56pm On Apr 19, 2016
If the CULs will be out by 12pm... that means we have about 3hours to crash that low budget nysc website with excess traffic
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 10:32am On Apr 19, 2016
Sorry for breaking your chats but i saw an amendment on the nysc time table that the posting and online print out of call up letters will now be from 20th april thats tomorrow till 27th april as opposed to from 24th to 27th previously stated. Can anyone confirm this please
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by agroronnie: 8:45am On Apr 19, 2016
At this point... everyone on this thread owes sisichels their first salaries whether or not they get the position. Thank you. I have all my documents scanned and ready to email. I will call them to enquire by 9am this morning

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by agroronnie: 6:16am On Apr 19, 2016
hello everyone, i just got a successful BAT response and was invited to submit my original credentials. even thought the email is confusing saying "scan" you original credentials and submit in person at their address in V.I by 20th wednesday, that is tomorrow by 12 noon. my problem right now is that i live in the east, i know i summoned courage to go to lagos to write the first test and sat in that vehicle throughout all the uncomfortable hours and came out with an ass flatter than a sand paper. but cant i just submit the soft copy to them via email? i mean its just to submit your credentials do i have to come all the way to submit soft copies?
another thing that bothers me, is that i will soon be going for nysc camp, and i will be sure to miss out on the next stage A.C, is it safe to just reschedule my a.c. sometimes i wish the recruitment process wasn't so lagos oriented. Klyveld, Peat, Marvick and Goerdeler is a global company, i once took an aptitude test for KPMG malaysia and london without even knowing where their offices are in the city. i guess i'd have to call them otherwise, i have to look for a way and appear in lagos by noon tomorrow, and with fuel price now.... those transport companies will just save your head when you ask how much. sad embarassed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by agroronnie: 6:29am On Apr 15, 2016
I got the email for BAT, one needs to tailor his or her answers to kpmg's core values, in every scenerio always ask yourself, "what would kpmg do".
Imagine if i didnt check my email this morning for feedback on world bank analyst program tests i took i wouldn't have seen kpmg's invite and would have missed the deadline by 1pm today. I would have been hoping on the lady's word of mouth that the results will be out 2 to 3 weeks..... mtchew. That lady on 9th was somewhat rude though.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by agroronnie: 12:52pm On Apr 09, 2016
Just wrote the test..... passed it .... wrote essay parents and friends who has more influence on young adult... repeated current affairs questions. .... thank u all

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by agroronnie: 3:05am On Feb 09, 2016
Ok.....
I submitted but I can't provide an arrival stamp until I come back home later this month, so my application has not been evaluated and my number will be sent via sms. I felt ambushed cause I was surprised when I saw limited categories, so I chose abuja, kano, lagos and rivers. I really wish to be posted to lagos but I feel the arrival stamp that am yet to provide will impede or enhance thr lagos probability.
Anyway, if I dont get lagos, am certainly not going to the north, I'll just join next batch.

What do you think, is this delay good for getting the third choice good or bad

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