₦airaland Forum

adadike:
otele dika hi. I am too big to lie and you are too small for me to tell you the market. Go and call your leader, the leader of the unknown gunman. Una think say you get juju, come to that market and see how you guys will turn on each other.

tell him that the name is nkwo Amaenyi

I live in Awka and Awka dey do business on Mondays.
Eke Awka is surrounded with both police headquarters, dss, SCID prison, etc so it'll be suicidal for anyone to try anything funny there

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omenka:
That one na only sawdust him carry for head, age notwithstanding.

Sometimes I wish Wike could even become the next president, then they'd know the true meaning of treason and terrorism and how those charged for it deserve to be treated.

Wike would feed the demented demagogue to pyranas in the brackish wasters of Niger Delta without trial and NOTHING will happen. If dem too make noise for social media sef, him go make sure dem collect for real life.

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Medianna:
Woaw.
I never knew corpses get dried up..
This is serious.
So how will one recognise the corp He/she will claim.if its dried?

it can be recognized but looks changes very well

Venymen:
Op am not sure u have been to the morgue bf,no morgue attendant or supervisor will allow u keep the leaving with the dead ,u really got some mumu to believe this superstory

it's possible but might be outside the compound where there are fresh dead bodies.
I don't think anybody can sleep inside mortuary because it's just a matter of minutes before the chemicals (garmalin 20) will choke you.
that chemical behave like tear gas

I've been to mortuary several times to know everything about it and embalming.

Medianna:
I've not entered a mortuary before.. But I thought its cold all this while

inner part and some parts are cold (mostly meant for rich men corpses)
outer part na only AC (for standard ones) and embalmed dead bodies piled up and laid dried up like stock fish.
garmalin 20 a chemical used to preserve dead body will make sure no house fly will even come close.
the only thing that smells in the mortuary is the chemical used to preserve corpses.

Mooh247:




Everyone with different principles and ideology


Goodluck Pastor

One thing is certain, should Yoruba or Southwest lose out of 2023 , history would never be kind to Judas and Akintola of 2023




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good morning my lovely friend.

have a great day pal

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omenka:
Adole. That's definitely an Idoma girl.

May her soul find eternal rest, amen.

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yes RIP to him

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omenka:
I have deliberately been avoiding joining issues with you for old times sake, but if you want me to regard you like one of those irredeemable ipob retàrds, and respond to your mentions accordingly, o sure can do that.

This would be my last caution to you madam. Have a nice day.

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Shut up there
Wetin you go do?
she's stoning you with the truth.
keep crying we don't care.
attack beremx and I'll rain Armageddon on you.
Nonsense!
face your Benue state
leave igboland alone maka Chineke abua gi onu

Beremx:
You are the one who’s attracting an invasion in Igbo land to kill your own people. You know what, you will surely be a victim because those you think you are supporting to kill your people will turn around to eliminate you. You think you know too much? Just wait for it!!

God bless you

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omenka:
Posterity will be very kind to you Udele. You've been doing a wonderful job keeping those who have sworn to make your region overflow with tears, blood and sorrow.

When the time comes to take stock, you will be remembered as a brave man who refused to be bullied into submission by ipob terrorists and their sympathisers. Know ye, there are two things these terrorists dread more than anything else:

1. The truth.

2. Udele/IjeleSpeaks.

Bravo comrade

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What about you omenka?
will posterity be kind to you for not speaking up for your Benue people.
will posterity be kind to you for keeping silent on fulani herdsmen massacre going on in Benue just because you don't want to appear to be calling out Fulani herdsmen with igbos.
will posterity be kind to you for using the lives of your people to play petty politics?
Omenka not less than 3 days ago fulani herdsmen killed and wiped out a family of 5. omenka you ghosted that thread and pretended it never happened.
will posterity be kind to you for investing energy and time on another region's security while your own hometown is in ruin by murderous fulani herdsmen.
Omenka I ask again will posterity be kind to you for supporting fulani herdsmen against your people just because buhari is Fulani.

When you search your inner self and judge yourself on the above, then you're a step closer to overall judgement.

thunder fire Uzodinma

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LeoDeKing:
Lizard in ac vent now a piece of news?

Nairaland sef.

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e concern you?

olayinka63:
You must be a stupid pastor for saying that. They would be the first to abuse and cause crisis and yet quickly run to media to cry. MURIC has been an advocate for Muslims and his advocacy is working to some extent. If not, Christians in the south would have dominated Muslims in all space. Thanks to unrelentless effort of MURIC.
The pastor must be an idiot for saying such. Face your CAN and advocate for your Christians. No body stops you from doing that.

Yoruba Christians ronu ooo

kai
this people just dey quote money like say money no be anything and like say money na just figures.


God I just need 0.01% of this money

Earlystar698:
Updated its was a typo, I meant $500m not the tissue paper called naira

lol
drop aza make I bless you with 2k to chop.
500 million dollars indeed

ndị yalabaz

Nothing kwansine me

adadike:
Which Anambra? Until the big market in my sister's area close for just one Monday is when I will start taking you serious. Infact am just coming from the market where I went to get egusi, fruits, and Vegetables. Op biko Cha nuzo.

nne rapuba our people are still living in fear.
even Awka I dey think that normalcy have returned banks didn't open.
I was a first hand victim of this sit at home today.
someone mistakenly transferred money for something important (300k) to my dormant access account.
as I wanted to transfer the money to my active account it declined and the customer care said I should visit their branch.
early this morning I went to access bank but they didn't open.
I never felt this helpless before in my life, was frustrated to the core because really needed the money today
bank used to operate coded but since Ekpa and Soludo confrontation everything went back to square 1 but Eke Awka dey sell but vigilant too.

Monday seems to be useless and e dey pain me.

onitsha sef na worse

Truthisunique2:
Awon muric doesn't speak for Yoruba Muslims

Yet nod in silence, hope you know two can play this game

Make una no suddenly find una voice when poop hits the roof

take it or leave it.
MURIC is 100% voice of an average yorobar Muslim
they only pretend to decieve yoruba Christians.
I pity Osibanjo team who are buying into yorobar are one deceit.
their betrayal will be monumental.
to an average yorobar Muslim it's Tinubu or nothing.
a yorobar Muslim will choose fulani herdsmen over yorobar Christians.
that's why you hardly criticize Fulani herdsmen whenever they kill Yorubas rather they try and divert attention to igbos.
very old trick they've been using on Yoruba Christians.
same trick they used to sell out igboho and neutralized amotekun.
fake support just to gain access inside.

Cyynthia:
Yoruba Muslims should be very very careful.. The silence of some of us Christian Yorubas is not an act of cowardice..



Be very careful!!!

Cynthia

serving it to yeriba maslims hot hot

Hehehehe

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omenka:
If Omenka speaks, our Billionaire tribesmen will totally ignore the content of the original post to build permanent residences inside mentions.

The dragnet is gradually closing in on that other Baron in Abuja with his thin facade of Night Life Entertainment mugol.

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omenka:
You rushed to type this trash and mention my name to:

1. Pretend to be okay with the situation in your terror ridden enclave, dotting your witless comment with laughing emoji in the hope to mask your inner feeling of pain and sorrow from those reading the comment.

2. Try to deflect the course of the thread knowing fully well it will be overrun by HUMANS with a desire to see commensense prevail.

I swear I had no clue a resplendent clown like you exists here. You probably hope into my mentions everyday, but this is probably the first time I'd reply you, and definitely the last, because clowns like you, with a penchant for sticking their middle finger in their own arsehole, and shoving same into their mouth, disgust me no end.

If you must, know this today, I couldn't care less if your house or your state is reduced to ashes, heck that would probably be pleasureable to watch. The reason I comment on these stuffs is to ensure scrawny little yokels like you continue to hurt from reading my comments. I know how easily threads become about Omenka once I comment on them, courtesy of mentally handicapped gasbags like you, and same thing would probably transpire on this thread.

A thousand silly mentions won't stop me from commenting on threads I feel like commentin on, matter o'fact, a million wouldn't! I get them every effing day, moreso when Okoros are having a bad day.

You people's pains, Omenka's endless pleasure. Get used to it.

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MadamVanessa:




I can imagine how Tinubu will be so jealous now
because another person has been given that title "Drug
Baron "

MADAM VANESSA

adadike:
Ijele bu go du fine boy. The heights, the look, the body, the boldness, very brave and a star? Who wouldn't want to be with such a man? Mere looking at him, you suppose know say the guy ga bu ezigbo odogwu in the other room.

forgetia
this one no be ipob mata that guy ga na anyu osiso.
nne bia ka anyi lua
esoo m ogonogo gbaa dimkpa biazia bulu ogonogo amu.
nsua gi my piston ehhh, ojezue gi aru, ikweta na ona eme
Just ofu anyasi with me, m lasia gi ehhh, i kwalu ngwogwo gi nata my house
just megodi ka anyi fugodi first

adadike:
ngada awo jide kwa amu ya aka, maka adadike agaghi ekwe chacha

nne ife ina eme m adiro mma cha cha

otego iji agu m
biko ka anyi fuzia anu.
obulugodu one night adim ok

MadamVanessa:






I am even looking for money to buy the latest solar vibrator I saw online few days ago.

Even if I didn't see anything to do with my money, I would rather put fire on it, and burn it to ashes rather than giving this fool that parades around.


The crowwe apps he developed is not fetching him millions?

madam Vanessa

Afonja ooooo

Bunch of skull mining criminals

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omenka:
The coke addict misses the limelight. Never read such a big bag of bullucks my entire life.

He should just go back to pressing the mumu button of those people from that side of the country. I'm sure they wouldn't mind going back to worshipping him.

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omenka:
Tolu should come to Nairaland and and see the attitude of those punks. They simply imagine Pandora should have his thieving ass kissed by everyone.

The truth is, Pandora's supporters aren't the ones guilty of this behaviour, AfghanEasternis generally are, especially their ipob stock.

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omenka:
Anytime I remember how these guys literally made a career of licking this man's big balls, and how he has today made a career of cvmming on their faces, I just know God is indeed alive.

See them complaining and wailing as though they didn't expect him to cvm after giving him such fantastic beejay.

Wike, na man you be!! Pepper them!

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SE/SS presidency or the north continues

Yoruba presidency na fallacy