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NYSC › Re: Corpers Sleep Outside As Lagos NYSC Camp Becomes Overcrowded (Photos) by AHCB: 10:27am On May 27, 2017

carzola:
To imagine the Nigerian
Youths celebrate this shit
Called NYSC..

I didn't do it.. Buh am
Not a beggar desperate
Broke ass like most of
Them that did it.

Stop being pained. The joy in being a corps member is the joy of getting to see the country.

I'm sure the only place you're seen is your father's parlour. tongue

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Family › Re: Happy Children's Day (upload Picture Of You Children Or Family Member's Child) by AHCB: 10:22am On May 27, 2017

Happy Children's day to all the kids in the world. Here's hoping the female kids will grow up not being broke-ass chics who beg guys for 200 recharge cards!

Work hard, strive to be your own woman when you grow up. The Lord is your strength. Know that there's dignity in labor, but there's no dignity in begging.

The future is yours, take it!!

Cheers!.

Career › Re: The Disgraceful Thing Called Salary In Nigeria by AHCB: 6:49am On May 27, 2017

skarlett:
What a child you are

I won't be surprised that you're a Jambite eating Mummy thank-you and using Airtel cheat to come and spew trash with your rubber band bound Motorolla phone, rubbish

Hope the person you quoted didn't touch a nerve? grin

Romance › Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by AHCB(op): 10:05pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
That's not the issue sef. I still am the Chairman of BGAN and we demand an apology

Okay. The apology will come when I get a deep throat kiss from you. Hehehe. grin

Romance › Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by AHCB(op): 9:32pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
See this one oh. In the recession that we're in? Bro I'm broke

Recession or not, I know you're far from broke. You're self sufficient. This I know.

Romance › Re: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by AHCB(op): 9:16pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
On behalf of BGAN(Broke Girls' Association of Nigeria)I consider this thread offensive and therefore demand that it be taken down immediately.!

You and I both know you're far, that is billions of light years away from being a broke girl. wink

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland/General Section Chatroom by AHCB: 9:01pm On May 26, 2017

handsam:
Thanks Love.

I discarded that number tho.

Happy Birthday. Hope you had fun.

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Celebrities › Re: Jackie Appiah Pictured With Her Son by AHCB: 8:56pm On May 26, 2017

I like this.

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Romance › Re: GIRLS WHO LIKE ANAL,why? by AHCB: 8:21pm On May 26, 2017

Dimples182:
I was dumb to think I could have an intelligent conversation with you. Btw, Lezz maybe, you never.

Oh come off it, don't tell me you've never had a dick in your mouth before... What's the difference anyway. There's nothing dumb about that. Is there? grin

Literature › Re: "They Came" by AHCB: 8:14pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
Lmao! I d
well,fridays are for fun. And fun and sense are Fayose and APC

LMAO!. Now I won't argue with that, gurlfriend. wink

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Romance › Re: GIRLS WHO LIKE ANAL,why? by AHCB: 8:11pm On May 26, 2017

Dimples182:
I have sense! Ain't nothing in anal. It's European sex, it's dangerous and counterproductive. I'm kinky but smart first

Now I'm curious how you came about that when you've not tried it. Or isn't experience the best teacher anymore? grin

Yea I know you're smart and kinky. But imagine this, I and Lezz double take you from under and behind. Won't that be uncontrolled bliss. wink

Romance › Re: GIRLS WHO LIKE ANAL,why? by AHCB: 8:06pm On May 26, 2017

Dimples182:
I still love and value you my life

Oh! So you've not tried anal. Wow. shocked

I'm shocked. Thought you was a kinky pinky girlie.

Wow.

Literature › Re: "They Came" by AHCB: 7:57pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
Really? I bet you'd love it better if I sent you a nude..

I know you know we know the answer to that question. grin

Ps:I hardly make sense on Friday

Oh yea.. tell me about it. Lol.

Literature › Re: "They Came" by AHCB: 7:48pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
Hoe my gosh!!! I'm suchan open book

LOL. Indeed you're jovial Hahn. I'm glad. I love it when you're in this mood. grin

Literature › Re: "They Came" by AHCB: 7:39pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
Lool. I have my happy days

I know when to detect them.

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by AHCB: 7:21pm On May 26, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Okies

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by AHCB: 7:09pm On May 26, 2017

SarahBonetta:
What you have in mind?

Like a pm for starters..

Literature › Re: "They Came" by AHCB: 7:03pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
"They came.
Oh yes,they came;
With weapons which left us all more than just lame.
They came.
Oh yes,they came;
We saw them
robbing us of our rights without any sense of shame.
They came.
Oh yes,they came;
and executing vengeance was their sole aim.
They came.
Oh yes,they came;
with a fury that not even the shrilling cries of children could tame.
They came.
Oh yes,they came;
and our lives never remained the same."

*Courtsey*.

This is for Yemen,Borno,Southern Kaduna and those who have witnessed terrorist attacks

You seem pretty happy. Something wonderful happen?

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by AHCB: 7:00pm On May 26, 2017

SarahBonetta:
That will be fun I'm pretty sure. Light up and puff away the stress

You have no idea the amount of fun it'll be.

Was thinking about making our communication more spontaneous. What sayeth thee?

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by AHCB: 6:03pm On May 26, 2017

SarahBonetta:
The rugged streets of PH

Brown is not bad really, its just highly addictive.

Oh PH. Not bad. I'll be sure to look you up if ever I visit there. Hoping it'll be soon. Who knows, we just might take a spliff together cos if you can smoke brown, you can def smoke weed. Lol.

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Celebrities › Re: Debie-Rise Shows Off Hot Legs As She Shares More Photos With Bassey by AHCB: 5:39pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
I'll call you

Okay. I'll be waiting..

Romance › Re: GIRLS WHO LIKE ANAL,why? by AHCB: 5:35pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
It's hotter durh. Especially when there's another object or whatever in the vajay. Trust me, double penetration is the bomb

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Politics › Re: Release Ubah Or Face Our Wrath, IPOB Warns FG, DSS by AHCB: 5:27pm On May 26, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Lol! You have no chill

Nah I have my moments. Just don't like reading foolish things from overblown idiots.

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by AHCB: 5:25pm On May 26, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Brown cos it's old and trusted.

Whoa.

that's heavy. I can't smoke that. You have stamina, I must say.

SarahBonetta:
Where is your terrain? I hear if you smoke weed your head will always be screwed in one or the other.

My terrain is Benue state. Don't believe everything you hear and read about weed. It's harmless I believe.

And where is your terrain, if I may ask?

Celebrities › Re: Debie-Rise Shows Off Hot Legs As She Shares More Photos With Bassey by AHCB: 5:23pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
Lmfao!!!!!!! My oh my! This is hilarious! What did you do?

Absolutely nothing.

How are you!? Told you I changed numbers

I'm fine. Never knew you changed numbers. Though I'm wondering why I don't have your new number(s). Lol.

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by AHCB: 5:02pm On May 26, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Benson. Why is a woman smoking generating so much interest?

I wouldn't know. I have many female friends who smoke.

Which of the Benson do you smoke, brown, switch or boost? I smoke boost cos I love the menthol.

Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by AHCB: 4:58pm On May 26, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Nope. I don't want to go too far. You weed?

I do. But it's been a while I smoked it though. Alcohol seem to be better after I changed location. Still trying to understand my terrain before I even think about resuming.

Politics › Re: Wole Soyinka Reacts To Dino Melaye’s Book Launch by AHCB: 4:56pm On May 26, 2017

Ah! Our esteem Literati extraordinaire. I love it when he spit fire and burn these useless politicians who know better than to speak from both side of their mouth.

Ride on sir.

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Family › Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by AHCB: 4:54pm On May 26, 2017

SarahBonetta:
Cigarettes, Shisha

Have you tried weed? What brand of cigarette do you smoke?

Celebrities › Re: Debie-Rise Shows Off Hot Legs As She Shares More Photos With Bassey by AHCB: 4:53pm On May 26, 2017

Hannysmilez:
Seriously,like I don't even remember who you are. Maybe you changed usernames?

Oh I did. I'm being hunted by a mod sith. That's why I changed it.

It's me anyway, the teacher.

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