₦airaland Forum

RaggedyAnn:
Awwww...why don't I ever see these kinds of things? Hmm...I must be living a very sheltered life, I should get out more often. You, Op, what carried you to that kind of place?

Ask yourself what people go to hotels to do. Obviously not to hold hands and sing 'kumbaya', right?

stevecantrell:
Lol !

I could have sworn Sean Connery was the first to use that line or maybe even George Lazenby..

Sean Connery was the first, this I know.

There isn't a James Bond movie I've seen.

Rest In Piece sir. I smile knowing you left the legacy of "my name is Bond, James Bond" behind.

makydebbie:
Nah. Not that. Arguing with you is a full time job, and I'm not ready for such employment.

hahaha! Ma baebae. You just earned yourself a kiss.

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Do it repeatedly
Your main? [/color]

This is me. I have no other me. Any attempt at saying anything about me might make this me become like the old me. Savvy?

Already did, pain is still there..

charijee:
[color=deeppink]You haven't answered my question still and pls don't cry lol

About that, here it goes
......lie flat on your back with arms and legs outstretched....
.......close your eyes and relax your mind
........breathe in and out......do this for 15 minutes and the ache will vanish [/color]

Already did that, the ache is still very much there.

What was your question again, kindly ask and I shall do my very best to answer it, albeit, discreetly.

GREATESTPIANIST:
What an evil advice...... go to church.... .read,your books and keep cultivating your relationship with God...... it will turn our fine..... if you dnt believe there is a God you are mistaken.. . There is a,God..... you will acknowledge,that very soon... . .very soon watch out

Been there, done that. It was all a waste of my precious time.

It doesn't always turn out fine, even if one reads his books. That's life, it's something you religious folks are alien to.


If you believe there's a God, permit me to ask you to prove to me there is a God.

GREATESTPIANIST:
God almighty is No 1. No matter what.......... study very hard ......very hard i say....He will pass......... Jesus loves you atheists......

It's a matter of opinion. You believe God is number 1. I believe something else is number 1. I call it The living and unifying Force.

Kondomatic:
You passed through that because you were stupid and lacked basic understanding on how prophecies work.

Who was stupid, he or the man of God who deceived him? The man of God who was suppose to educate him on how prophecies work was busy scamming him and his church members and you're here saying this. Na wa oh.

Some prophecies from men of God are mere words of encouragement. If you claim it, you must also work for it to make it come true.

Is that right? Words of encouragement? I never knew. Remember the bible say in Ezekiel 13:3? hope you know you're saying some men of God are blunt face liars! Again, many men of God are blunt face liars!!!.

Faith without work is nothing, instead of sitting down to read your book you were busy moving directionlessly in search of what you were not assured.

No doubt! But if the guy in question had come out praising God that he didn't read for JAMB yet he passed it would you have said what you're saying now.

The dream you had was you speaking to yourself while you were asleep, it's neither from God nor spiritual.

Is that right? I'm curious how you came about this point of yours. Hope it's not because the dream didn't come to pass?

You can only pray God to give you retentive memory and then take some available steps out there that helps one to develop a retentive memory. That's faith + work in action.

Rather than pray to God for retentive memory, why not encourage him to read and study harder? We all know the christian God is kinda dormant, nowadays.

If the point above is a lie, why hasn't God answered our prayers for this country to be great.

YahuBoi:
staying away from anything called church is what am planning to do next.

thanks bro

You're welcome. Just set your priorities straight and know this: you don't need any gaddamn church to pass any exam. Just study hard and you'll get there.

You're welcome.

makydebbie:
Your opinion. I care less.

LMAO! See what you people usually do when you see hard facts?

YahuBoi:
you simply talking out of point.
please go and unquote my post you quoted. it was unnecessary

Want some free advice. Stay away from churches and read your books thoroughly. I guarantee you'll come back and share testimonies.

AXYZ:
God's ways are different from man's
He can go ahead and study diligently without recourse to prophecies. if God wills, it will still come to pass.

Yea yea. I wonder why his pastor didn't tell him that in the first place, but chose to deceive the poor boy with fake prophecy.

Kondomatic:
A very useless opinion.
Good afternoon sir

According to you.

Afternoon to you too.

Kondomatic:
A very useless post

It's a matter of opinion.

AXYZ:
I want to point out some things
1. You're apparently still young in the faith
2. You don't work towards fulfilling prophecies. Let prophecies come true by itself
3. You shouldn't have depended on prophecies alone without reading.
4. It may take years, even decades, to actualize.
5. Why not follow all these again and trust him still?!!!!

So by the time he gain admission he will be 50 years old? Come on now, don't be this cruel.

makydebbie:
My brother, God is not a magician. You can't eat your cake and have it. You can't test God. Do your part and He'll do his.

Really? But if he hadn't read and passed I'm sure you won't be saying the bolded.

Remember our earlier debate, about that kid that fell from the stairs, and the mother said God told her to go home and the kid will be well, which later tuned out he became well? Well that sounded like a magician to me. Don't you think so?

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Discreetly? .....not again

What happened to your main handle ....noticed your absence few days ago.....yeah I care in a little way [/color]

Well, the real me is this me you're reading. It bears hidden sign of me, you only need to wear a bra and bikini to see...

Awww thanks for caring, you're gonna make me cry.. LOL.

So, about that ache in my loins... LOL.

postmann:
Alright, lezz, AHC B, TSOM what's your take on this?

It's a solid plan as well as it being full proof. But the greatness in it its what makes it a failed plan.

Yes, Nigeria is truly blessed beyond recognition. We have everything other country long to have, but yet, we are this way because of this very reason: we have visionless leaders.

Mimzyy:
Thanks beau

Again the kiss emoji. though I like your lips. I wonder if it's as inviting as the one below.

makydebbie:
LOL, dear another day. Let's be grateful we didn't lose the little boy. He's safe and happy with his family. That's what matters now.

Okay my padawan.

charijee:
[color=deeppink]It's not fair.....you keep giving şeun the impression that nairaland population is increasing.....little did he know it's just one man with a thousand alternates
Seems I've got an antidote for your aching loins [/color]

It's not my fault if he keeps living under that delusion, is it?

Oh yea, well let's hear it albeit, discreetly.

Joavid:
Instilling fear is the only way most Nigeria fathers know how to discipline kids. sadly, unfortunate.

Never confuse fear for discipline.

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Lol .....we'll leave it to the couple involved [/color]

The ever cheeriest and corrosive Charijee. Still being elusive, I see. My loins still ache for thee.

makydebbie:
This woman's story is enough I think. If you want more, you can read the Bible.

Nope. I don't it's enough. If you ask me, there was nothing seriously wrong with the kid in question.

Would she have said all this if after she got home, that is, after following the instruction from above and something bad happen to her kid? Nope I don't think so.

Mimzyy:
AHCB, Oh ye of little faith

I prefer being pragmatic, my queen.

makydebbie:
Yes

Prove it.

makydebbie:
Wow! That's a Miracle.

We thank God for your son's life. Faith moves mountains.

Really?

He gives his brother a hummer jeep as birthday gift and give the people of Ekiti state 2 cups of rice as dividends of democracy. Isn't something wrong with this man call Fayose?

So these bloody religious bigots are trying to say their bloody religion and faith supersede that of the nigerian state?

What manner of nonsense is this? I didn't even finish reading the hogwash these set of brainwash miscreants type for me to know they're out for trouble, as usual.

Any muslim who feel the army recruitment exercise and NYSC orientation will interrupt his or her Fasting should sit at home and Fast. Let's see if their Allah will come from Heaven and feed them.

Brainwashed nonentities!

Lalas247:
Yes much better Thanks

Okey dokey. Be cool and most important, remain hawt!.