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Lalas247:
Haha I will comment
When i gpsee the useless reasons why they are broke
Lol yes noticed they hiding .. mayb add free recharge card to topic

LMAO! Gurl, never knew your fingers can spew something this amusing, I'm intrigued.

How you? Thought you abandoned me?

Lalas247:
Yup ... see what they have to say ..
interested

don't you have anything to say? I believe you should have an opinion on this.

Fancy how girls (the broke ones) have thus far ignore this thread?

Lalas247:
Here to read comments from broke girls

Really?...

Dimples182:
I mistook you for one arrogant Ahole, who runs around nl with his big words.

Oh I see. Apology accepted. I'm curious though, who is the Ahole? Nairaland has many Ahole who run amok with big words these says. So, care to hint on the moniker?

The message doesn't speak to me so I can't say whether it's spot on or not... I pay my bills and fill my belly with shrimp and spaghetti

Oh then why did you complain about it not being creative? Since you pay your bills yourself, that is. Could have just ignore... or don't tell me you were once a broke ass chic? I know girls hate being reminded of their past, especially one that isn't juicy.

Dimples182:
No it hasn't but I expected better from a man known for his writing skills, this is weak. Wish you were more creative with it

Em, you must have me mistaken for someone else. I wonder why I've been getting that lately. Oh well..

Be it weak or not, the message is crystal clear and spot on. Wouldn't you say?

Btw... it's be patient or have patience, not "be patience" but since it's sooo early and you probably haven't had your morning cuppa yet, I will forgive you.

Ah thanks for that. I've learnt never to bother myself with the language of the white man anymore.

Feel free to point out more, thank you.

Dimples182:

Hope the cat didn't get your tongue?

Berlynn:
......

Space booking at this time of the day? Wow!

Of course we all know them, that is the broke girls who litter our sphere with their ever nagging and demanding habits.

Many at times we see them prowling the streets pretending to be this and that, and many at times we date them without even knowing their financial standing.

So, in other to know how to keep a peaceful and long lasting relationship with a broke girl, guys, here are ten tips that will help ease the stress...

1: Be Patient: Like the saying goes "patience is virtue" a virtue we all know most if not all of this broke girls don't have. So guys, if and when you find yourself dating a broke girl, just be patience with her and learn to tolerate her. After all, not everyone was born with a silver spoon.

2. Be Understanding: Unfortunately, understanding is what many of us aren't good at. So, for a guy who is dating a broke girl. It's paramount for him to try and understand her and know it's not her fault she's broke or better still, born broke.

3. Take Her Out: Everyone once in a while. Be sure to take her out. It doesn't have to be a fancy place. You can take her to see a movie or even go to a fast food joint or better still, hang out at your local beer parlour.

4. Buy Her Stuff: It is always nice to indulge broke girls. Buying them stuff like bra, panties and toiletries goes a long way into ensuring a long lasting relationship with a broke girl.

5. Pamper Her: This is not only peculiar to broke girls, but girls in general. Though it is standard fact that broke girls love to be pampered and treated like princesses and queens, even though they're far from it. So, a broke girl needs serious pampering just to keep her in her place.

6. Sweet Talk Her: This is a very serious thing all guys must learn. Broke girls are weak when it comes to sweet words. Telling her she's a millionaire when you know she's as poor and broke as a vagabond albino can help keep her over demanding habits in check.

7. Be Her Daddy: As a standard rule, every now and then, it's imperative for a guy to pay the school fees of his broke girlfriend. Given that her father has failed blatantly in doing what he's suppose to do as a man.

8. Be Her Brother's Keeper: I believe this explains itself.

9. Keep Her Away From Her Friends: A broke girl who has broke friends will always bring her broke friends to her guy for help. So guys, to keep a peaceful relationship with her, it's important you keep her away from her friends because dealing with one broke girl is more than a handful, talkless of dealing with two or more...

10. My Money Is Not Free: As a standard rule, it is important, that is highly important for a guy, that is, before doing any of the above, to tell a broke girl his money is not free from the onset. Reason being that she shouldn't expect you to do all the above and she not willing to open her legs for you to penetrate her the way you see fit. Or are you Santa Claus or a philanthropist?

Any guy who follow the above mention will find himself in a peaceful relationship with any broke girl. He. Shouldn't forget a broke girl has absolutely nothing to offer in a relationship, save her vagina. So he shouldn't spare her vagina but penetrate it the way he see fit, cos he's paying her bills, something her father and relatives fail woefully to do because after all, "he who pays the piper dictates the tune".

Written By Nobody

Inspired by Tosyne2much.

Dedicated to PaulKillerman.

All those saying NSYC should be scrapped are the ones who truly didn't serve. They're either ghost corpers or redundant corpers.

If you conduct a study and check the activity of those calling for the scrap of NYSC, I'm sure we'll see that they fall under what I listed above.

So, for me, it shouldn't be scrapped.

To the lady, congrats on your M.B.E. I respect your day for keeping it real.

Kudos!.

Quinn22:
A guy who has no future, no plan or ambition. A guy that stays at home all day sleeping, eating, party everyday, play video games all day, without doing anything productive. A guy that doesn't care about his future and depend on an independent woman to pay his bills and provide for him.

Lucidly put. Thanks for explaining.

Quinn22:
I prefer to commit suicide than to date a broke guy

What's your definition of a broke guy?

Quinn22:
Sex, sex, sex and more sex

Great minds think alike, they say. So, wanna fuck_?

HellRaiXer:
you better start , bro.

I'm already at it, brother man.

For me, there's no limit to how many times couples should Bleep. Times like this, I usually say "as the spirit direct".

McBrooklyn:
Chei, since when sex don become food wey dem go dey chop anyhow na??

Oh boi forget that thing. Na food oh. The food sweet pass party jollof rice.

Dimples182:
For me: 5 times a day, every day. After the honeymoon period then twice a day every day (morning and night) Also maybe two rounds in the night.

Lord Have Mercy! Men I'm starting to like you.

Seun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugUaxot1UgE Eww, right?

Hmmm. Then why are you still single?

ephi123:
Here comes another escapee. Did they release all the patients today? Why so many on rampage today? Phew.

Oh my. Don't tell me being serially rejected has made you a bitter vixen with bruised ego?

Ohhh you poor child. Pele.

ephi123:
Shame is very foreign to some people, unfortunately. They have no clue what the word means, not to talk of having it.

Have you taken a look at yourself in the mirror lately?

HungerBAD:
Wow.

Just watched the video. They even brought a woman from Calabar wearing bra too,to be a speaker and she is claiming Biafra.

All right thinking Easterners,that are well brought up,should condemn this show of shame by their women.

These are mothers,wives,grannies and should not act this way at all.

The painful part is that i dont even see Nnamdi Kanu's mother anywhere near them.

When will these guys have sense?

Where Mama Nnamdi Kanu?

Show of shame? What do you expect from poverty stricken market women?

Have you asked yourself why majority of them look poor and un kept?

Seun:
There's no good reason for female atheist to marry a devout Christian or Muslim. It is highly unnecessary, because for every female atheist there are at least 10 male atheists. Also, you would be miserable, because major religions teach that wives should "submit" to their husbands.

You don't want your wife to obey you?

ismart:
What did wizkid did to her? To the best of my knowledge, na wizkid beg last last even though I no support wetin Linda do.

Prove that Wizkid begged Linda?

kenex4ever:
airhead. Blogging is everywhere, even more in America. In every rumor there is always some truth.

Ignoramous. So because blogging is every gives one the right to slander and commit libel? Is your "some truth" facts or evidence? In the court of law will your "in every rumour there is always some truth" stand as evidence? Please spare me this narrow minded insight of yours.

Wizkid showed he is not civilized n ojuelegba behavior hasn't left him dats y he acted dat way.
Y did he finally swallow his shame n acknowledged d second baby mama.
Bloggers revealed Davido's but he never acted like a local celebrity lik the kid did.

And what business is it of yours and those demented bloggers if Wizkid denied the baby? Or don't you know what minding one's business if all about?