Of course we all know them, that is the broke girls who litter our sphere with their ever nagging and demanding habits.

Many at times we see them prowling the streets pretending to be this and that, and many at times we date them without even knowing their financial standing.

So, in other to know how to keep a peaceful and long lasting relationship with a broke girl, guys, here are ten tips that will help ease the stress...

1: Be Patient: Like the saying goes "patience is virtue" a virtue we all know most if not all of this broke girls don't have. So guys, if and when you find yourself dating a broke girl, just be patience with her and learn to tolerate her. After all, not everyone was born with a silver spoon.

2. Be Understanding: Unfortunately, understanding is what many of us aren't good at. So, for a guy who is dating a broke girl. It's paramount for him to try and understand her and know it's not her fault she's broke or better still, born broke.

3. Take Her Out: Everyone once in a while. Be sure to take her out. It doesn't have to be a fancy place. You can take her to see a movie or even go to a fast food joint or better still, hang out at your local beer parlour.

4. Buy Her Stuff: It is always nice to indulge broke girls. Buying them stuff like bra, panties and toiletries goes a long way into ensuring a long lasting relationship with a broke girl.

5. Pamper Her: This is not only peculiar to broke girls, but girls in general. Though it is standard fact that broke girls love to be pampered and treated like princesses and queens, even though they're far from it. So, a broke girl needs serious pampering just to keep her in her place.

6. Sweet Talk Her: This is a very serious thing all guys must learn. Broke girls are weak when it comes to sweet words. Telling her she's a millionaire when you know she's as poor and broke as a vagabond albino can help keep her over demanding habits in check.

7. Be Her Daddy: As a standard rule, every now and then, it's imperative for a guy to pay the school fees of his broke girlfriend. Given that her father has failed blatantly in doing what he's suppose to do as a man.

8. Be Her Brother's Keeper: I believe this explains itself.

9. Keep Her Away From Her Friends: A broke girl who has broke friends will always bring her broke friends to her guy for help. So guys, to keep a peaceful relationship with her, it's important you keep her away from her friends because dealing with one broke girl is more than a handful, talkless of dealing with two or more...

10. My Money Is Not Free: As a standard rule, it is important, that is highly important for a guy, that is, before doing any of the above, to tell a broke girl his money is not free from the onset. Reason being that she shouldn't expect you to do all the above and she not willing to open her legs for you to penetrate her the way you see fit. Or are you Santa Claus or a philanthropist?

Any guy who follow the above mention will find himself in a peaceful relationship with any broke girl. He. Shouldn't forget a broke girl has absolutely nothing to offer in a relationship, save her vagina. So he shouldn't spare her vagina but penetrate it the way he see fit, cos he's paying her bills, something her father and relatives fail woefully to do because after all, "he who pays the piper dictates the tune".

Written By Nobody

Inspired by Tosyne2much.

Dedicated to PaulKillerman.

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AHCB:
Hope the cat didn't get your tongue?

No it hasn't but I expected better from a man known for his writing skills, this is weak. Wish you were more creative with it



Btw... it's be patient or have patience, not "be patience" but since it's sooo early and you probably haven't had your morning cuppa yet, I will forgive you.

Berlynn:
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Space booking at this time of the day? Wow!

Dimples182:

Hope the cat didn't get your tongue?

I knew it. They woukde attack. It has...

Strike back
Nairaland small children tournament
NL boys Fc 1 vs 1 NL girls Fc


John Champion and Jim beglin signing out,

Op is absolutely on point

Dimples182:

No it hasn't but I expected better from a man known for his writing skills, this is weak. Wish you were more creative with it

Em, you must have me mistaken for someone else. I wonder why I've been getting that lately. Oh well..

Be it weak or not, the message is crystal clear and spot on. Wouldn't you say?

Btw... it's be patient or have patience, not "be patience" but since it's sooo early and you probably haven't had your morning cuppa yet, I will forgive you.

Ah thanks for that. I've learnt never to bother myself with the language of the white man anymore.

Feel free to point out more, thank you.

AHCB:
Em, you must have me mistaken for someone else. I wonder why I've been getting that lately. Oh well..

Be it weak or not, the message is crystal clear and spot on. Wouldn't you say?



Ah thanks for that. I've learnt never to bother myself with the language of the white man anymore.

Feel free to point out more, thank you.

I mistook you for one arrogant Ahole, who runs around nl with his big words.

The message doesn't speak to me so I can't say whether it's spot on or not... I pay my bills and fill my belly with shrimp and spaghetti

This should be a counter thread bro it seems u take nl girls seriously afterall.................u even dey take them and the topic serious? I just dey laff, let them show you their boyfriends u'd know most of what you see online are just rants.


The earlier you know this the better....

Dimples182:

I mistook you for one arrogant Ahole, who runs around nl with his big words.

Oh I see. Apology accepted. I'm curious though, who is the Ahole? Nairaland has many Ahole who run amok with big words these says. So, care to hint on the moniker?

The message doesn't speak to me so I can't say whether it's spot on or not... I pay my bills and fill my belly with shrimp and spaghetti

Oh then why did you complain about it not being creative? Since you pay your bills yourself, that is. Could have just ignore... or don't tell me you were once a broke ass chic? I know girls hate being reminded of their past, especially one that isn't juicy.

Hmmmmmm

I'm still broke I'm still broke

Dimples182:


I mistook you for one arrogant Ahole, who runs around nl with his big words.

The message doesn't speak to me so I can't say whether it's spot on or not... I pay my bills and fill my belly with shrimp and spaghetti

And you told me in a previous thread that you didn't have dimples. Isn't that dimple I see in your pic?

Children everywhere....

Here to read comments from broke girls

Lalas247:
Here to read comments from broke girls

Really?...

AHCB:
Really?...

Yup ... see what they have to say ..
interested

Lalas247:

Yup ... see what they have to say ..
interested

don't you have anything to say? I believe you should have an opinion on this.

Fancy how girls (the broke ones) have thus far ignore this thread?

AHCB:
don't you have anything to say? I believe you should have an opinion on this.

Fancy how girls (the broke ones) have thus far ignore this thread?

Haha I will comment
When i gpsee the useless reasons why they are broke
Lol yes noticed they hiding .. mayb add free recharge card to topic

Lalas247:

Haha I will comment
When i gpsee the useless reasons why they are broke
Lol yes noticed they hiding .. mayb add free recharge card to topic

LMAO! Gurl, never knew your fingers can spew something this amusing, I'm intrigued.

How you? Thought you abandoned me?

AHCB:
LMAO! Gurl, never knew your fingers can spew something this amusing, I'm intrigued.

How you? Thought you abandoned me?

Im ok was a little down .. but better fully recovered told ya
Have my moments bees mite only sting once but when it does a visit to A&E is needed

Lalas247:

Im ok was a little down .. but better fully recovered told ya
Have my moments bees mite only sting once but when it does a visit to A&E is needed

Okey dokey. Next time if and when that bleached bee sting, never fail to come rushing to my pharmacy. I have their cure, always ready.

I see one viewing this thread already.

Lalas247:

Haha I will comment
When i gpsee the useless reasons why they are broke
Lol yes noticed they hiding .. mayb add free recharge card to topic

An invitation to a certain someone

any sugar mummy in phc? watsapp me 08120936185

yankeeguy:
any sugar mummy in phc? watsapp me 08120936185

Dude, do yourself the favour of being gainfully employed.

Jeez! What kinda thread is this?
The status quo has always been for the Man to provide and not the other way round. Any man that cannot provide for his girlfriend or wife as the case might be is worse than an infidel.
Man is the head, the woman is the neck. So Op, I don't agree with you at all and I know that sensible men likewise would never agree with you.

yankeeguy:
any sugar mummy in phc? watsapp me 08120936185

Yea i am one...let's meet!