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trustyshoess:
Okay let me make it clearer then. Go bother another person, not me! Clear now?

trustyshoess:
Obviously someone else implies a different person who is not me. So no, I don't mean me.

TheUmbra:
Who's this lame duck on futile mission trying to salvage an already soiled reputation?

Aha! The one and only Edi-mugu, the sickle-cell ravaged slowpoke with lousy pickup lines. What girl is going to find you attractive, hardon's lousy apprentice?

Ok, let's sift through your lousy defence line for line, shall we?






Thou chiefest of simpletons, simple ruleof traction should have told you the chick wasn't into you. A girl aleeady knows if she's going to fall for a guy or not. In romanceland, every post is a bait, a flick of individual intellectual credential card. The ladies justles through the files and they know those they're attracted to even without DPs.

Your own file seats at the the bottom of their pecking order. You have nothing going for you, neither intelligence nor material fortune. You'd be a dark blanket over their sunny lives, you cursed Elf from a family of intra-feudal turmoil.




She said you're a boring schmuck to be with. That even all your lame attempts at cracking jokes didn't cut the ice. Given your open solicitation for romance tutorials from hardon, I didn't doubt her. Your dry pickup lines and clumsy attempts at wooing ladies here would surface as backup evidence to her claim.

Edi-malu abi na Edi-mugu, the socially awkward idiot who has no decent photo to his name except one taken lousily in front of a chemist shop like a rural dweller who is trying to adopt to urban life, it takes some dedt moves to attract women to yourself. You're a poor marketer of yourself, because you're a dweeb, a mugu, a gameless sickle-cell pansy.

You're next in line after AIDS patients You need a lot of IQ to assuage your biological shortfalls, to have any semblance of a normal life. Where strength fails, wisdom should suffice. But not in your case, restless, fractious buffoon.

You escaped monday morning cos I was officially engaged This P.mann. I've come to nail the coffin lezz encased you in. Cursed bastard!

trustyshoess:
I just can't be arsed for this. Bother someone else please? No offence

trustyshoess:
*insert eye rolling emoji*

trustyshoess:
They don't like the truth

BasketballGURU:

[color=#858482] THE BAIT. "Had she known" [/color]

[color=#858482]Weak . Now she's gonna be hibernating in that alt forever [/color]

Caringguy:

Caringguy:
I don't give a fvck okay?

I have fvcked three female here already and i have my reasons why i posted that photo of flamee, the other two i don't want to mention, they are one of the popular female nairalander.

They can't stop blowing up my pms coz they know that i paid them well

faridaije:
I do not like to identify with being an atheist,

but I no longer believe in the religious idea of God

after the person that I loved the most died in this world,

wetin i get for do wit God again? d God wey neva ansa d prayer and cry i bin dey pray and cry since?

As I don looku looku all d bad tins wey dey for dis world, i done know say no God dey at all

NLevents:
Lol
Are you coming sir ?

NLevents:
Oh, i see. Your absence won't be noticed anyways
Ciao.

trustyshoess:
Yes seriously
And ok, that was just my opinion.
Different folks, different strokes

trustyshoess:
K

trustyshoess:
They don't come cheap. That's not the same as overpriced

trustyshoess:
this is a direct full on attack. No subtlety
#TeamAndroid
#TeamSamsung
No time for overpriced overrated junk

Pussitto:
HIPTV presenter 'Pearl' shows off her 7 inch's Love Machine. The world is coming gradually to an end as most people no longer have shame anymore.

Source.
http://chikasom..com/2017/11/hip-presenter-pearl-shows-off-her.html?m=1

HungerBAD:
Damn.

HungerBAD:
to the OP.

When a man has his hands on his chin like that, the man is thinking. This Priest after seeing them Kiss is thinking to himself " OH GOD, THIS COULD BE ME KISSING AND GETTING MARRIED, BUT I CHOSE TO BE A CATHOLIC PRIEST"

To the Priest. The POPE has written to the Catholic Church, that they should allow you guys get married instead of living in the FOREVER KONJI LAND.