kerny: I find a guy who reads and tells me deep things about himself absolutely totally attractive.

what do you wanna know?

julioralph: Congrats to the Mannschaft.

manshaft keh..hehe..the shaft wey i know na diff thing o

* in ayefeles voice* eh yahweh..eh yahweh kumama* omo am happy tonite jho

diarisgod: Oluwaseun oooo... Post-UTME Registration Completed!

after printing ...did it show your pic yhu submitted

nickz: ase!! none of my buisness!! doesn't pay my bills so why should i care so go find something more mentally demanding to do than brag about something you do not even profit from!

omo enahh....yhu claim yhu dnt care and you waste your life away here.... sorry o

Dawinlove: ahkenaten..tai....u are banned

bananna ni

as in ...ko tie show pichure mi rara...and when i upload picture..he talk say picture uploaded succesfully o...he talk say picshure must be under 20kb..i resize am...na wetin con do am again...abi the site wan make i give am bribe ni before e release my picture

guys i don finish the registeration...shey when you click final submission...the thing show your picture ? the the no show my picshure o...oloshi ni site yen...

Ifyx: na gurl u dey find shey?
ah no go add u den

alaye add me jhoooo...

Ifyx: dapada

owo baba ijebu

omo...na physics tinx since morning.....tommorow na chemistry....i kuku don finish am...na revision..my coming here will be limited o...eyin padi mi....oya ifyx add me to that group ...hope say ladies plenty

Pr0ton:
And the big fear is when I visited www.jamb.org.ng/tme1 I pretended to reprint my eslip.. I entered my jamb reg number in the box provided and I clicked on reprint.. Normally, jamb will first bring your info(eslip) on the screen before printing it out using the printer.. To my surprize what I saw was different from the one I collected at the cafe.. What I saw was still my former info(O.A.U) without the new info(U.I).. And thats my big fear.. What's wrong

it is not the eslip yOU Will print...print the result slip...the change will be there

Spotless180: i reside at abuja. Must i go to ibadan before i register? Is d the registration nt online?

no you dont need to go to ibadan..just pay to one of those banks as instructed... with ur jamb registration number slash ur name...ur jamb name...after you have paid ...they will ask you for the teller number online..then after supplying the details... you will be given username and password... on u i website....you also have to scan ur signature and pic...then uvsupply all other biodata needed.. but you will need assistance...from maybe a cafe owner.

welll...among songwriters and performers of all time...these guys are top ten...they got inducted into multiple hall of fames...won 8 grammys when winning grammies was still tough... name their song you like best.. mine is fantasy and shining star!

Ifyx: hmmm
moses' tym?

rara o... way before moses... before that little boy tut...became pharaoh

althoigh when i was still the pharaoh that time i commissioned the building of the library

Ifyx: na jst 1 library dey Egypt?

ever heard of the great library of egpyt??

omoh....these pipo don spoil my plan sha no more time for being silly...time to read...ahkenaten... off to the great library in my country ....egypt

mutulu was a bank robber...he was a former member of the black panther panther...also a membrer of the rna....they wanted to break out of america and form a new country
.they killed any people..robbed many banks...he was a killer..on the top ten fbi most wanted list

DjAndroid:

ok, if no amount is involved, what will you call it?

let me help you with the answer :

if you hear kilometre, mile, metres etc, it means you are talking DISTANCE .
if you hear lengh, width, height, circumference, diameter etc, it means you are talking DIMENSION.
If you hear dollar, Naira, Euro, pound etc, it means you are talking CURRENCY .
if you hear hour, minutes, seconds etc. it means you are talking TIME.

now if you hear byte, kilobyte, megabyte, gigabyte etc, it means you are talking what?

now you get the answer?

smh.. everything i said you repeated bro ... you cannot say i travelled 2000dimensions.. you cannot say i used up 2000times...you cannot say i used up 2000databundles... you mention the unit... and everybody knows what you are talking about... rather you say.. i travelled 2000km, i used 2000hours, i used 2000mb... thats why there are units in the first place...

quantity; mensuration unit
mass kilogramme
length meter
time seconds(we use hours too)
databundle bits (kb, mb,gb...)
so its a quantity..i can say..i travelled 10 kilometres today... remember i didnt say i travel a length of blah blah.... there is nothing wrong with saying i was given 2345mb....since mb is the unit.. its not neccesary to say i was given 2345mb databundle...infact the former is even more correct..nothing is wrong with the expression.

yeepa

Ashley2389: shakur na my personal person, my own sweerie, he just dey Bleep up sometimes

guess who liked your post awa naani

ah don land ooooooo....oya con offer ur sacrifice of dodo to me

Dopeyomi:

loll.. ah dey play na..when ure not gbomo gbomo

zenti99: With the rate other schools will start releasing postume form Ui may be under pressure guys read o our putme may be sooner than expected.

exactly what am thinking too..unilag don dey sell form