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Education / Re: Try This Simple Test To Know If You Have A Weird Mind by ahkenaten(m): 10:12pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
thought of a green hammer... i know am abnormal before in a kinda good way. a different kinda mind. I've been told many times say ah normal |
Romance / Re: 20 Interesting Facts!(1) by ahkenaten(m): 12:08pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
you forgot to add that adolf hitler had only one testicle oloshi ni man yen... abirun oshii 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode Denies Being Cramjones On Channels - Cramjones by ahkenaten(m): 9:51pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
OrlandoOwoh: lollll ...see this one quoting himself NAIRALANDIIII how many moniker u get seff? like 15?? 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Six Packs Or Pot Belly(pics Attached) by ahkenaten(m): 9:22pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
folly65: loll..hmm what of a guy without six packs nd pot belly if six packs a must, i better hit the gym then. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Ladies, Where And How Do You Prefer To Be Proposed To? by ahkenaten(m): 9:20pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Hmm.... i'll be busy on my laptop and call her "hey sweetie can i borrow u for a sec" then i'll just tell her i found a new job for her....and the pay is good, when she ask me which job....i'll tell her her new job is waking me up at 5 for the rest of her life,advising me in every step i take, listening and laughing to my jokes whether funny or not, showing anger and nagging me when i do something silly...and that the pay is 3 to 4 cute kids...and my heart,my soul and my body...then i say "I love u sweetpea, lets live together, forever and for always....then i plant a kiss on her lips. |
Romance / Re: See What I Saw In My Female Colleague Prayer Request Paper(photo Evidence) by ahkenaten(m): 4:39pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
agbalagbaa were see mumu story |
Romance / Re: Ladies Swallow Your Pride by ahkenaten(m): 4:16pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
omo see how guys dey yarn true talk Serious talk. |
Romance / Re: Ladies: What Is Your Description Of A "Handsome" Guy? by ahkenaten(m): 3:51pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Hmm...i guess one girl's food is another's poison.... Different guys appeal to diff ladies.... but generally they want a Tall,dark and handsome guy shioor how dey wan make i fare 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shows Off Her New Bodyguard Who Used To Guard Chris Brown (PHOTOS) by ahkenaten(m): 11:20am On Sep 01, 2014 |
kennygee: All that comes to mind is the movie " The bodyguard". yeahh me too...Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston white and black. so should we expect a relationship then?? 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: When A Man You Love Is Too Shy To Woo You, What Do You Do? by ahkenaten(m): 9:23pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
folly65: sorry this is really weird.... but can i get to knw u better?? |
Family / Re: Can You Address Your Husband As "SIR" Or "DADDY"? by ahkenaten(m): 7:49pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
why would my wife be calling me daddy...me i no like am sha.... by the way FTC 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: 10years After Baba Ara by ahkenaten(m): 1:38pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
Really enjoyed his music... he wrote inspiring songs that really minister to the soul RIP AGAIN BABA ARA By the way..first to comment |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Hall Of Fame: Let's Have Your Nominees! by ahkenaten(m): 1:35pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
andyblaze is the badoo.. troll of the year... yungwizzy too... boiledcorn is up and coming artiste in this section 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: You h by ahkenaten(m): 1:27pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
chaiii bros....na real wa o...and ur pikin go dry call u daddy o....aare musiwa 1 anoda musiwa na counterfeit |
Music/Radio / Re: A Thread For The Proud 'stans' Of The 'rap God' *what's Your Fav Em's Line? by ahkenaten(m): 1:24pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
i dnt have any eminem favourite lines too many to pick from; D i like loose yourself,stan and bagpipe grom Baghdad tho... and how he always kills lil wayne in a collabo.. by the way...first to comment |
Politics / Re: Day Old-baby Becomes Younqest Monarch¶entered Guinness Book Of Record.¶ by ahkenaten(m): 1:19pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
long live the king....abi wetin mah talk aqain.. first to comment pos still dey pain me sha....na dis kind thread dey make first page |
Romance / Re: When A Man You Love Is Too Shy To Woo You, What Do You Do? by ahkenaten(m): 1:06pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
folly65: Not all men drink ....and Not all men talk much, and by the way you are very pretty. |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by ahkenaten(m): 9:20am On Aug 26, 2014 |
FrancisTony: how i wan kill am.....post utme no be rabbit na guy ah don knack head for wall |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by ahkenaten(m): 9:17am On Aug 26, 2014 |
*in psquare's voice* Now we activating money cutoff is 80, me seff pray make e no reach...bt some werey pipp qo hike cutoff |
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by ahkenaten(m): 11:09pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
Mbbs cuttoff na 80 fah; Lng time no see... left the thread when it had just 45pages...met it at 256 I am back sha |
Education / Re: I Think Oau Ife Is Over Hyped by ahkenaten(m): 4:07pm On Aug 07, 2014 |
FrancisTony:you mean say ebola dey oau |
Politics / Re: Bolivian President Declares Israel A 'terrorist State' by ahkenaten(m): 12:12am On Aug 01, 2014 |
d61073: Story & Reason Behind Israel & Palestine Issuethat is a blatant lie.. the second day Israel declared itself a state.. all arab nations..saudi arabia,egypt,iran,iraq syria attacked them...just the second day...the population of israel that time was still less than 8million..israel won the war..and took sinai from eqypt, gaza and west bank was taken too...imagine over 5nations gangin up in a natiin the second day it was created..they hated each other right from day one. there waa nothing like jew and musl asvfriend..and they did not give them land..the land was eretz yisrael...or land of israel..gaza wasnt even part of where they settled until the end of the war,, and they conquered enemy territories when they were attacked...so ure totally saying what you do not know. get more knowledge and dont try to feed on false sympathy..the muslim countries never received them with open hands. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Girls Be Like Ebolakemi(photos) by ahkenaten(m): 1:58pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
do you think nairalanders are stupid/ mr man..yhu just renamed that contact nii..chei..you are very...desperate to make a stupid point o..it remains a joke and nothing more... 5 Likes |
Education / Re: I Think Oau Ife Is Over Hyped by ahkenaten(m): 8:27am On Jul 27, 2014 |
jaryeh: Why do you all keep ignoring the key question here? - OAU IS WORST, IS YOUR SCHOOL BETTER? In what way?why tag me?? i no wan join discussion i came to pull my brothers out of this meaningless thread.. i dont personally like oau..for personal reasons but i love the bat peppersoup and palmwine |
Education / Re: I Think Oau Ife Is Over Hyped by ahkenaten(m): 11:46pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
ifyx and francistony ...una well done o... ..funny thread.. oau is this oau is that..at the end of the day yhu sleep and wake up in the morning....your height or weight remains the same that is you've gained nothing. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Maths Haters Will Like This !!..hnmm by ahkenaten(m): 8:27pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
Olamyyde:i see Fibonacci's number as being arrested and kidnapped into 'maths' maths did not create Fibonacci...it has been in existence before Fibonacci himself was born..in nature, i.e honey comb and and stuffs..so a guy stumble upon it...they named it after him and called it math..thereby complicating the whole shit. |
Education / Re: Maths Haters Will Like This !!..hnmm by ahkenaten(m): 4:34pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
none of you got his point..what he meant was...why would seven mean a stone and a stone and a stone a stone a stone a stone and a stone...its stupid really..or why would two mean..a stone and a stone...its really confusing..you have a bundle of many stuffs and you assigned a number..like Albert Einstein said...."he stop understanding relativity when mathematicians began to explain it with maths" maths has no place in real life..its abstract to be precise...and some unintelligent ones that dont understand what i just posted will beqin quoting and saying i flunked maths...we call raw thinking maths..its stupid. |
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