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Education / Re: Try This Simple Test To Know If You Have A Weird Mind by ahkenaten(m): 10:12pm On Sep 02, 2014
thought of a green hammer...




i know am abnormal before grin



in a kinda good way.




a different kinda mind.



I've been told many times say ah normal grin
Romance / Re: 20 Interesting Facts!(1) by ahkenaten(m): 12:08pm On Sep 02, 2014
you forgot to add that


adolf hitler had only one testicle grin





oloshi ni man yen... grin




abirun oshii grin grin

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode Denies Being Cramjones On Channels - Cramjones by ahkenaten(m): 9:51pm On Sep 01, 2014
OrlandoOwoh:
Typical of Igbo man, trading comes first.





lollll ...see this one quoting himself grin grin NAIRALANDIIII grin




how many moniker u get seff? like 15?? grin

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Romance / Re: Six Packs Or Pot Belly(pics Attached) by ahkenaten(m): 9:22pm On Sep 01, 2014
folly65:
Six pack is a must




loll..hmm what of a guy without six packs nd pot belly


if six packs a must, i better hit the gym then.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Where And How Do You Prefer To Be Proposed To? by ahkenaten(m): 9:20pm On Sep 01, 2014
Hmm.... i'll be busy on my laptop and call her "hey sweetie can i borrow u for a sec" then i'll just tell her i found a new job for her....and the pay is good, when she ask me which job....i'll tell her her new job is waking me up at 5 for the rest of her life,advising me in every step i take, listening and laughing to my jokes whether funny or not, showing anger and nagging me when i do something silly...and that the pay is 3 to 4 cute kids...and my heart,my soul and my body...then i say "I love u sweetpea, lets live together, forever and for always....then i plant a kiss on her lips.
Romance / Re: See What I Saw In My Female Colleague Prayer Request Paper(photo Evidence) by ahkenaten(m): 4:39pm On Sep 01, 2014
agbalagbaa were grin grin




see mumu story grin
Romance / Re: Ladies Swallow Your Pride by ahkenaten(m): 4:16pm On Sep 01, 2014
omo see how guys dey yarn true talk cool



Serious talk.
Romance / Re: Ladies: What Is Your Description Of A "Handsome" Guy? by ahkenaten(m): 3:51pm On Sep 01, 2014
Hmm...i guess one girl's food is another's poison....





Different guys appeal to diff ladies....



but generally they want a Tall,dark and handsome guy grin


shioor grin




how dey wan make i fare grin

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shows Off Her New Bodyguard Who Used To Guard Chris Brown (PHOTOS) by ahkenaten(m): 11:20am On Sep 01, 2014
kennygee: All that comes to mind is the movie " The bodyguard".




yeahh me too...Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston





white and black.



so should we expect a relationship then??

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Romance / Re: When A Man You Love Is Too Shy To Woo You, What Do You Do? by ahkenaten(m): 9:23pm On Aug 31, 2014
folly65:
Tnx kiss


sorry this is really weird....


but can i get to knw u better??
Family / Re: Can You Address Your Husband As "SIR" Or "DADDY"? by ahkenaten(m): 7:49pm On Aug 31, 2014
why would my wife be calling me daddy...me i no like am sha....





by the way



FTC grin

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Music/Radio / Re: 10years After Baba Ara by ahkenaten(m): 1:38pm On Aug 31, 2014
Really enjoyed his music... he wrote inspiring songs that really minister to the soul







RIP AGAIN BABA ARA



By the way..first to comment grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Hall Of Fame: Let's Have Your Nominees! by ahkenaten(m): 1:35pm On Aug 31, 2014
andyblaze grin


is the

badoo.. troll of the year... grin


yungwizzy too...


boiledcorn is up and coming artiste in this section grin

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Politics / Re: You h by ahkenaten(m): 1:27pm On Aug 31, 2014
chaiii bros....na real wa o...and ur pikin go dry call u daddy o....aare musiwa 1 anoda musiwa na counterfeit grin
Music/Radio / Re: A Thread For The Proud 'stans' Of The 'rap God' *what's Your Fav Em's Line? by ahkenaten(m): 1:24pm On Aug 31, 2014
i dnt have any eminem favourite lines


too many to pick from; D

i like loose yourself,stan and bagpipe grom Baghdad tho...



and how he always kills lil wayne in a collabo.. grin


by the way...first to comment grin
Politics / Re: Day Old-baby Becomes Younqest Monarch¶entered Guinness Book Of Record.¶ by ahkenaten(m): 1:19pm On Aug 31, 2014
long live the king....abi wetin mah talk aqain..





first to comment pos still dey pain me sha....na dis kind thread dey make first page grin
Romance / Re: When A Man You Love Is Too Shy To Woo You, What Do You Do? by ahkenaten(m): 1:06pm On Aug 31, 2014
folly65:
Asking nigerian guys out aint worth the humiliation
No be me them go take do beer parlour gist






Not all men drink ....and Not all men talk much, and by the way you are very pretty.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by ahkenaten(m): 9:20am On Aug 26, 2014
FrancisTony:


Shakur 2nd. grin

Wetin you score? I sure say you kill am. cool



how i wan kill am.....post utme no be rabbit na grin



guy ah don knack head for wall grin
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by ahkenaten(m): 9:17am On Aug 26, 2014
*in psquare's voice* Now we activating money grin grin









cutoff is 80, me seff pray make e no reach...bt some werey pipp qo hike cutoff grin
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2014/15 Admission Process.... by ahkenaten(m): 11:09pm On Aug 25, 2014
Mbbs cuttoff na 80 fah; grin grin grin

























































































































Lng time no see... grin














left the thread when it had just 45pages...met it at 256 grin grin



































I am back sha grin
Education / Re: I Think Oau Ife Is Over Hyped by ahkenaten(m): 4:07pm On Aug 07, 2014
FrancisTony:


Ebola virus alert. gringrin
you mean say ebola dey oau grin grin
Politics / Re: Bolivian President Declares Israel A 'terrorist State' by ahkenaten(m): 12:12am On Aug 01, 2014
d61073: Story & Reason Behind Israel & Palestine Issue

After World war II when Hitler started killing the Jews in Germany, they left Germany & went to search for new home, Muslims in Palestine welcomed & helped them as JEWS & MUSLIMS are called as Cousins. So Palestine gave their land to them. If you see the world Map before 1945, Israel didnt exist.

From 1941 - 1948 in the span of these 8 years, 259 Terrorist attacks were conducted by Jewsih Terrorist via Many Organization like "IRGUN" "Stern Gang" "Haganah". The most famous event was of King David Hotel in Jerusalem on 22ND JULY 1946 which was done by "IRGUN" which was headed by "Menachem Begin". In this terrorist attack total 91 Innocent people were killed , 28 Britisher, 45 Arabs, 17 Jews & 5 other. This Irgun Group dressed up like Muslims Arabs while doing this attack so that it looks like that MUslims have done this attacks. At this time "Menachem Begin" was declared as the No. 1 Terrorist by Britishers. The Irgun" believed that any means it is necessary to establish the Jewish State of Israel in Palestine. 

Later on after few years when they got the power they established thier Jewish State Israel in Palestine & "Menachem Begin" was the prime minister of Israel & after few years he also got the noble Prize for "PEACE". Imagine a person who was responsible for killing so many people get a "NOBLE PRIZE". All the other Terrorist organization of Jews & thier respective leader became the Prime Minister & high holding ranks in the state of Israel.

Now the palestinians muslims fighting with these jews for just cause as they want thier land back so jews stated the palestinians as terrorist. Just Imagine if a traveller comes to your house for a help & you helped him & after few days he kicked you from your own house & you has labelled as terrorrist now.

Hitler was the one who killed 6 Million jews in Germany & kicked them from Germany, why these jews came to palestine , they should have fought for thier land in Germany but palestine Muslim welcomed them with a great heart & now they are kicking palestine from thier home.

Today Palestinians are called as Terrorist for what ? they just want thier own land back. Most of the countries are agreed with this UNJUST cause.
that is a blatant lie.. the second day Israel declared itself a state.. all arab nations..saudi arabia,egypt,iran,iraq syria attacked them...just the second day...the population of israel that time was still less than 8million..israel won the war..and took sinai from eqypt, gaza and west bank was taken too...imagine over 5nations gangin up in a natiin the second day it was created..they hated each other right from day one. there waa nothing like jew and musl asvfriend..and they did not give them land..the land was eretz yisrael...or land of israel..gaza wasnt even part of where they settled until the end of the war,, and they conquered enemy territories when they were attacked...so ure totally saying what you do not know. get more knowledge and dont try to feed on false sympathy..the muslim countries never received them with open hands.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Girls Be Like Ebolakemi(photos) by ahkenaten(m): 1:58pm On Jul 28, 2014
do you think nairalanders are stupid/ mr man..yhu just renamed that contact nii..chei..you are very...desperate to make a stupid point o..it remains a joke and nothing more... grin grin

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Education / Re: I Think Oau Ife Is Over Hyped by ahkenaten(m): 8:27am On Jul 27, 2014
jaryeh: Why do you all keep ignoring the key question here? - OAU IS WORST, IS YOUR SCHOOL BETTER? In what way?

tag: chigodo, coded80, ahkenaten et al.
why tag me?? i no wan join discussion i came to pull my brothers out of this meaningless thread.. grin grin i dont personally like oau..for personal reasons grin grin but i love the bat peppersoup and palmwine grin grin
Education / Re: I Think Oau Ife Is Over Hyped by ahkenaten(m): 11:46pm On Jul 26, 2014
ifyx and francistony ...una well done o... ..funny thread.. oau is this oau is that..at the end of the day yhu sleep and wake up in the morning....your height or weight remains the same that is you've gained nothing. grin grin

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Education / Re: Maths Haters Will Like This !!..hnmm by ahkenaten(m): 8:27pm On Jul 26, 2014
Olamyyde:
lol @bolded, ever heard of fibonnaci sequences?
i see Fibonacci's number as being arrested and kidnapped into 'maths' maths did not create Fibonacci...it has been in existence before Fibonacci himself was born..in nature, i.e honey comb and and stuffs..so a guy stumble upon it...they named it after him and called it math..thereby complicating the whole shit.
Education / Re: Maths Haters Will Like This !!..hnmm by ahkenaten(m): 4:34pm On Jul 26, 2014
none of you got his point..what he meant was...why would seven mean a stone and a stone and a stone a stone a stone a stone and a stone...its stupid really..or why would two mean..a stone and a stone...its really confusing..you have a bundle of many stuffs and you assigned a number..like Albert Einstein said...."he stop understanding relativity when mathematicians began to explain it with maths" maths has no place in real life..its abstract to be precise...and some unintelligent ones that dont understand what i just posted will beqin quoting and saying i flunked maths...we call raw thinking maths..its stupid.

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