tushwitch:
dude, nobody cares

you claim you don't care and you took your time to quote and reply me.

funny, by the way do not quote me again, take care.

*unfollows thread *

see wetin u i turn this thread to...

they shd release the 2nd list already jahre...maybe all this ish will stop.

Renegade147: . How is he a racist,so a white man abusing a fellow white man is termed Racism. Guy u no get sense.

i wonder why you guys keep quoting 1stola ,


Ferguson's comment stinks of racism, how is that so hard gor you to see,


is it because you people love Ferguson or what??


Ferguson claimed arsene Wenger was not intelligent because a black boy can do what Wenger can do....that is racism and if ure not a bigot its very easy to see.

we are sixth according to bbc


cnn ranks us 10th den dey cwaze....

wow lovelyyyy

Unibenstudent: is it. Through that u have been to the moon cos u shine/reflect like a moon

and unibenstudent

try and work on your lines bro


That line is outdated man, it reigned during the sixties when america and russia were doing space race

swtesther: Hi, i want to use this opportunity to warn nairaland guys to stop disturbing me with emails!!! I jx registered , and lots of guys are sending me emails. D one dat made me loose my mind was wen i logged in, nd i saw dat abt 35guys sent me emails, i had to do sumtin to stp dis madness! It is making my mail box crowded wit useless mails, nd i hate letting my email get crowded! Its tooo much, and it gives me headache. I try to be nice nd answer 'em all, bt thrz jx too much a girl can take okay? embarassed pls stop sending too much mails. Am sure thr ar some gals who ar facing the same thing im complainin of. Ask bfor u send, nd if i say no. Pls dnt try to send! Iv tried to make u guys stop, bt it seems impossible, so i had no other choice but to post lt here as a topic. And pls does anyone knw hw to ban someone frm sending u prvt msgs or emails on nairaland? If u knw, pls share wit me. I rly need it to tame these nairaland guys angry Sorry if i sounded rude, but like i said, i had no choice. No insults pls. angry



this is exact example of wat the op is insinuating.....guys dey fall hand on social mobi as if they ve nt seen ladies undies before.gosh

you don register since 2012 naa...haba

AdamaziShuga:

what na...


do u want me to un-crush you ni

sainty2k3: Chinese on my mind

if a chinaman speak english it will be like say them dey whip them before they talk

6. Nigerian

Famous tongues:King Sunny Ade, OmotolaJalade Ekeinde

Dignified, with just a hint of willful naivete, the deep, rich "oh's" and "eh's" of Naija bend the English language without breaking it, arousing tremors in places other languages can't reach.

Sounds like:The THX intro with teeth


5.Queen's English

Famous tongues: Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley

Authoritative.Upright.Erudite.Scholarly.Few accents promise the upward nobility of the Queen's English. It's a take on the language that sets hearts devoted to James Bond and Hermione Granger aflutter.

And, should the speaker fail to slake your most wanton desires, eh, at least you'll learn something.

Sounds like:A crisply ironed shirt playing a harp


4. Czech

Famous tongues:Petra Nemcova, Jaromir Jagr

Like Russian, without the nettlesome history of brutal, iron-fisted despotism, Czech is a smoky, full-bodied vocal style that goes well with most meats.

Murky and mysterious, the Bohemian tone is equal parts carnal desire and carnival roustabout.

Sounds like:Count Dracula, secret agent

3. Spanish

Famous tongues: Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz

Sensual and beckoning, but with the passion to unleash hell kept just barely restrained, Castilian is like a dialectic Hoover Dam. But then there's the lisp. Tender, vulnerable and cute as a baby's hangnail -- no one owns the "th" sound formed by tongue and teeth like those who speak the language of Cervantes.

Sounds Like:An outboard motor on Lake Paella

2. French

Famous tongues: Marion Cotillard, Jean Reno

The come-hither condescension and fiery disinterest of the French tongue remains paradoxically erotic.

Sounds like:A 30-year-old teenager


and finally

1. Italian

Famous tongues: Monica Bellucci, Alessandro Del Piero

Raw, unfiltered, the Italian accent is a vowelgasm that reflects the spectrum of Italic experience: the fire of its bellicose beginnings ... the romance of the Renaissance ... the dysfunction of anything resembling a government since Caesar.
Insatiable, predatory and possessive, this is sex as a second language.

Sounds like:A Ferrari saxophone

Which is your favorite accent?


source: http://edition.cnn.com/2014/09/17/travel/sexy-accents/index.html

11. Trinidadian

Famous tongues:Nicki Minaj, Billy Ocean

For fetishists of oddball sexuality, the Caribbean island of Trinidad offers an undulating, melodic gumbo of pan-African, French, Spanish, Creole and Hindi dialects that, when adapted for English, can be sex on a pogo stick.

Sounds like:A rubber life raft bobbing on a sea of steel drums


10. Brazilian Portuguese

Famous tongues:Alice Braga, Anderson Silva

perhaps owing to its freedom from French influence, the Brazilian Portuguese accent has a more colorful, puerile flair than its coarser European counterpart.
The resulting yowl of drawn-out vowels reveals a flirty freedom of spirit that suggests a permanent vacation.

Sounds like:The near, then far, then near again hum of a low-wattage vacuum cleaner that runs on dance sweat

. U.S. Southern

Famous tongues:Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Lawrence

There's nothing sexy about being in a hurry, and you could clock the growth rate of grass with the honeyed drawl of a Southern beau or belle.

Sounds like:Molasses taking a smoking break


8. Scottish

Famous tongues:Ewan McGregor, Rose Leslie

some of the vocal strangulations heard echoing around Glasgow are registered as a danger to shipping, but in less industrial corners of Scotland melodic voices capable of ranging a full octave in a single"aye" tumble like soft rain on warm bagpipes.

These are gentle, knee-melting tones that conjure cozy firesides and beguiling knitwear before their sudden swing to reproach leaves us whimpering for more.

Sounds like:A stroked tartan cat



7. Irish

Famous tongues:Colin Farrell, Andrea Corr

Valued slightly more in men than in women, the Irish brogue is a lilting, lyrical articulation that's charming, if not exotic.
Fluid and uplifting, it can swing from vulnerable to threatening over the course of a sentence, restoring your faith in the world again ... right before it stabs you witha broken bottle top.


Sounds like: A marauding pixie

While some accents could be very funny to the ear
some accents are being envied by people who dont speak them. and while some of our ladies change accents like clothes

Below is the list of sexiest brogues we came up with by deploying an admittedly unscientific methodology -- meaning we asked around the office, which does at least account for more nationalities than colors in the M&M universe.

13. Argentine
Famous tongues:Fernando Lamas, Gabriela Sabatini

A historical refuge for Spaniards, Italians and Germans, the hyper-libidinous South Ameripean melting pot of Argentina has cultivated a proud, pouty tone.With its own pronunciation of Spanish letters ("ll" sounds like "shh" and its own words ("you" is "vos", this is a dialect that's hard to get. (Or at least plays that way.)Sounds like:A tightly tuned guitar of G-strings strummed by a lamb shank


12. Thai

Famous tongues:Tony Jaa, Araya 'Chompoo' Hargate


With five tones comprising their native speech, the traffickers of this often fragile accent turn any language into a song of seduction.
Thai is largely monosyllabic, so multi-beat foreign words get extra emphases right up until the last letter, which is often left off, leaving the listener wanting more.

Sounds like:R-rated karaoke

when you are in love and mature enough. no specific date, love comes without knocking.

marieolae: seriously, let's protest agaisnt this !!!!

let se.un see to this and set a committee first


the outcome of the committe will tell whether we protest or not.

this is the type of the thread we need around here...touching!!!


not like some mumu love declaration threads

nairaland is fallen

i cant blame you...i love myself too

sunboy: Now I can see the USA is determined to destroy this country. Just yesterday the military was complaining about the USA blocking their ways that we were blacklisted to buy arms because of human rights violations, I didn't really believed it because we can always buy from Russia, Iran, China and even India who won't wait a second to sell. Now I'm reading about human right publishing this shi.t now I believed whatever the military excuse of laundering such cash. This mu.mu human right people no see Israel on Palestine soil committing anything, the USA Guatemala bay ? The Russian KGB method which was considered the toughest? The Indians torture was sef especially their police. What the mess does the USA stands to gain from a divided or destroyed Nigeria ?
I also strongly believe that I.diot Australian old man is a plant by the western world who's volunteering to talk sh.it he wasn't paid to do. All these doesn't just add up ?
Bottom line: either USA like it or not, petrodollar is going for good, then they can start surviving on their technology and become their dream world largest oil exporter. I'm beginning to dislike that country this days and their puppets media must especially BBC who never publish any good news from the military but look for lope holes. Like the same USA would have brought peace to Liberia suppose Nigeria army didn't single handedly did.
I'm vex.ed

cant we just start creating our own Weapons


we do not need to buy everytime.....we need to create.

MizMyColi: The Yoruba Nation - Best Tribe In Nigeria
By Ralph Uwazuruike.

you just lost my respect.

ole olori gbeske pcdm number ko




efcc's number


guy go learn vulcanizing if u no fit feed yourself

Nairalane: When she eats banana, does dat means she is a mammymonkey or a word of the tree?

The bolded got me laughing


word of the tree


oro igi...

cc

andyblaze

yungwizzy

boiledcorn

and all other TAN members


Troll association of Nigeria (Nairaland).

abegggg

sombori should like my pinshoor jhooo

jealousy is of many types and could be dangerous if not properly managed.



Love and jealousy are brothers tho..



Trust is needed to control jealousy.

izaray: I have a friend dat usually pissed me off, wit her mumu love wit her boyfrnd, it got to an extend dat, when ever dis girl noticed, her guy is upset by her, tins like, he checked on her, an she was n't @ home, dis girl dn't mind flying over a pit, when she sees her guy coming, just to escape 4rm him beating her up, and when he finally does, you still see her moving comfortably wit d guy, without letting space 4 d guy 1's to come in.






In a nut shield, dis my frnd's boyfrnd is just too violent! D most annoying part of it, is dat when ever his beating her, he hit her as if 's his fellow guy his beatin, and dis girl keeps loving her d most, dn't even kno to say to get her convinced anymore!

thats too bad... i know ladies like that too...her friends and family needs to intervene before he beats her to death

help your friend m'lady.

i really dont like ladies that talk much really...i like them a bit reserved



anyway it doesn't matter



#notime

Dayhorla:
Rumurumu indeed

i found out that gurls that are rumurumu are most of the time intelligent

maybe because their brain is also rumurumu


beside are you rumurumu

my nl crushes


farano

mzrozzay

ivvy
temigracie


adamazishuga


justi4jesu (business woman)




*runs out*