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Foreign AffairsChinese Comedian Arrested After Joke About Army by Ahmback(op): 9:07pm On May 18, 2023
A Chinese comedian who told a joke comparing the behaviour of his dogs to a military slogan has been arrested.

The company that hired Li Haoshi was also fined 4.7m yuan (£1.7m), and Mr Li could face time in prison.

Police in Beijing said they had opened an official investigation into his performance, which they said "caused a severe social impact".

Mr Li has apologised for his comment, saying he felt "deeply shamed and regretful".

The offending remark was made during a stand-up performance in Beijing on Saturday, when Mr Li alluded to two dogs he had adopted which were chasing a squirrel.

"Other dogs you see would make you think they are adorable. These two dogs only reminded me of... 'Fight to win, forge exemplary conduct'," said Mr Li, whose stage name is House.

The punchline is part of the slogan that President Xi unveiled in 2013 as a goal for the Chinese military.

In audio shared to China's Twitter-like platform Weibo, audience members can be heard laughing at the joke. It has since gone viral, with some nationalists saying they were offended by the joke.

Mr Li's Weibo account has been suspended, and the company that hired him, Shanghai Xiaguo, also had its activities suspended in Beijing.

"We will never allow any company or individual use the Chinese capital as a stage to wantonly slander the glorious image of the PLA [People's Liberation Army]," said the Beijing arm of China's culture ministry.

The size of the fine to the company which booked him was so large that there is speculation that stand-up comedy could be virtually wiped out in China following fears of similar punishment in the future.
SOURCE: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-65637208

BusinessRe: Cheap Data Plan Options Available Here by Ahmback(op): 8:18pm On May 16, 2023
Price List, reviewed and made very cheap

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TravelRe: Why Should A Nigerian Graduate be mandated to Write IELTS For Visa to Uk? by Ahmback(m): 1:25pm On May 16, 2023
Gerrard59:
How many white British Britons apply to enter Nigeria compared to Nigerians itching to enter the UK?
You're going to need to take an IELTS test soon grin grin
RomanceRe: I Was A Cheerful Giver Until I Saw This Picture by Ahmback(m): 5:21pm On May 02, 2023
I never see the one way I go use chop; na em I wan go dey send out? huh
Foreign AffairsRe: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Ahmback(m): 8:47pm On Apr 25, 2023
eddie7:
Send the link. Thanks
grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Buy Data That Lasts A Month At Affordable Rates by Ahmback(op): 7:10pm On Apr 20, 2023
DSHADOWWALKER:
If my sim is eligible for double data,does it apply to this plans?
yes
PhonesRe: Buy Data That Lasts A Month At Affordable Rates by Ahmback(op): 11:13am On Apr 20, 2023
Ahmback:
I am a data vendor. I sell at this rate
Thanks to all customers from on here. I'm thankful.
PhonesRe: Buy Data That Lasts A Month At Affordable Rates by Ahmback(op): 7:51am On Apr 19, 2023
30days validity
PhonesRe: Buy Data That Lasts A Month At Affordable Rates by Ahmback(op): 7:51am On Apr 19, 2023
Good morning
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PhonesRe: Buy Data That Lasts A Month At Affordable Rates by Ahmback(op): 7:50am On Apr 19, 2023
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Foreign AffairsRe: Montana Passes Bill Blocking Tiktok Downloads by Ahmback(m): 9:48am On Apr 15, 2023
no option around the globe
chatinent:
Do we have an option in Nigeria?

No.
Foreign AffairsRe: Montana Passes Bill Blocking Tiktok Downloads by Ahmback(m): 9:23am On Apr 15, 2023
well, Google is your phone; the Android. You can't do without it
chatinent:
Some people here are saying TikTok is a data mine.

Seriously?

Which app spies on users more than all Meta products the most?

Is it Facebook that reads everything? Even your browser history from other sites?


Or WhatsApp that lied messages are end to end encrypted?
Or Instagram that can access everything on your phone?

Or which one self?


Or na Google LLC? Google that controls everything on your device? Or na Apple? Which one!

The greed to be the giant is what’s killing the US. They hate a takeover!

If the world comes against their products, they’ll fall!
Foreign AffairsRe: Montana Passes Bill Blocking Tiktok Downloads by Ahmback(m): 9:22am On Apr 15, 2023
imagine trying to block Google grin grin grin
welcome to the Stone Age
iHateFraudsters:
When the world starts blocking US products, na then they go know say no be only them dey block.

They blocking Chinese products because they perform better then theirs.
PhonesRe: Buy Data That Lasts A Month At Affordable Rates by Ahmback(op): 2:50pm On Apr 10, 2023
uwuana:
your price is too high,even direct from MTN I can get 1.5gb for #300
mine has one month validity
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ComputersRe: HTML & CSS For Beginners Whatsapp Group by Ahmback(m): 7:27am On Apr 10, 2023
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PhonesRe: Zoom Abruptly Fires President Greg Tomb ‘without Cause’ by Ahmback(m): 8:55pm On Mar 03, 2023
Investor cheesy cheesy
TinubuShet:
And i just invested in zoom days ago
PhonesRe: I Want To Buy Telegram Accounts. by Ahmback(m): 10:10am On Feb 13, 2023
Cravemore:
are you selling or not?
i'm in.
how do we transact?
PhonesRe: I Want To Buy Telegram Accounts. by Ahmback(m): 10:26pm On Feb 09, 2023
Cravemore:
reduce the price ?
it is a working telegram if you know what i mean. I'm in top channels for pressing gees and lots of other international groups
PhonesRe: I Want To Buy Telegram Accounts. by Ahmback(m): 4:47pm On Feb 08, 2023
Cravemore:
how old and how much you selling?
Sorry for the late reply. It's about 4yrs old. Price i 7k
PhonesRe: I Want To Buy Telegram Accounts. by Ahmback(m): 9:33am On Feb 08, 2023
Cravemore:
still available?
always
Phone/Internet MarketRe: If You Have Any Phone For Sale, Post It Here. Meet Your Buyers Here by Ahmback(m): 1:21pm On Feb 03, 2023
Please i need a phone of 2/32gb for 15-20k. Possibly around umuahia and environs.
ComputersRe: Which Of These Is Better For Backup Storage. by Ahmback(m): 10:46am On Feb 03, 2023
udede:
Abeg which one be cloud storage again ?
primitive man, lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: . by Ahmback(m): 8:08pm On Jan 16, 2023
I sent my application to the mail
Foreign AffairsRe: BREAKING! Brazil's Bolsonaro Admitted To Hospital In Florida by Ahmback(op): 10:38pm On Jan 09, 2023
YeyeBoyfriend:
Nigerian leaders?
It's everywhere bro.... Nigerians just love louding theirs
Foreign AffairsBREAKING! Brazil's Bolsonaro Admitted To Hospital In Florida by Ahmback(op): 10:26pm On Jan 09, 2023
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has been taken to a hospital in Florida with abdominal pain.
It comes a day after thousands of his supporters stormed government offices in the Brazilian capital.

Mr Bolsonaro was admitted to a hospital near Orlando on Monday.
The former president was stabbed in 2018 and has since been taken to hospital several times with abdominal pain.
In a statement, a source close to his family said his condition was "not worrying", according to Reuters. The story was initially reported by Brazilian news outlet O Globo.

His wife later confirmed the news to AFP.
https://www.msn.com/en-xl/video/health/bolsonaro-condemns-violence-after-supporters-storm-key-government-buildings-in-brazil/vi-AA167Cdt?ocid=wispr&pc=u477&cvid=b1ef71575aa24d579c0aee01f01cb3ea

ProgrammingRe: My Journey Into Web Development by Ahmback(op): 9:15am On Dec 30, 2022
romklef:
For early stage, w3shcool is very good.. Buh surely you will need this site too.

HappyCoding
thanks boss.
ProgrammingRe: My Journey Into Web Development by Ahmback(op): 12:46pm On Dec 29, 2022
romklef:
Check freeCodeCamp website for more...
I want to practise with w3school, so i won't get myself confused. But thanks for the suggestion. Please let me ask, between the two which is more easy? Get what i mean?

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