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Segadem:
who is Davido among the them?

pls re u fighting ur English lecturer ? kindly go bck nd beg em

hmmm

I wonder y sm IDIOTS re shouting and wailing over dx issue, as if d gal dn dy smack done even reach 18yrs, yeye pple doing yeye tinx,nobody holy pass jare

u see dy tot dy wud gt anoda compensation nii pha, not dr fault, Saudi authority caused it, dy should av end d hajj b4 announcing d money, pple wan die so dy can compensate dr family, African mentality nd poverty , if statistics is bn done, most of d pple(African-Nigerian) who died re free goer, loan goer,

Richie0974:
The bible says my people perish for lack of knowledge.....

NB Am not a saraki supporter

Why should they stone him with stones and water, the man is still a leader. For crying out loud he's still the Senate President. It only shows the level of animalistic behavior some people have if they can start stoning the senate President just because he's being tried in court and has not even be found guilty yet. Even animals respect their leaders so why can't we just for the mean time respect ours.

what is dx one sayn, gt ur fact b4 u say nonsense here, it bn lyk dat snce e finished es regime as a gov , 4gt court case jare Bukola is useless nd heartless being

i done enter wt my hot pop corn nd my chilled origin, op front seat stl dy

silvermania:
shine your eyes

I smile in Chines :Pe [b][/b]

silvermania:
I go work hard become celeb one day then date her inshort have seen my wife. It SILVERMANIA again lady F no vex, but am seeing something on omotola's dress am I d only one seeing it. Am too young to say it

u re seeing ntn my dearie

dayojags10:
rubbish song, he should better promote Chinko ekun and Xino

haters re around, nah em go write lyrics for them,

I cudnt belv I wud stl meet dx pple dr dx marwing, its so annoying no1 is ready to tk responsibility on dm

guys, am bck wt yet anoda dx tym, thanks for d previous hlp, reli appreciate ur concern guys, my problem nau is li2 bt very serious nd annoying, MY CONTACT list wen viewed wud ALWAYS take lyk 5-7mins to cum up nd my CALL LIST wud tk lyk 3-5mins to load, kindly hlp me, av almost uninstalled all apps nd Stl same problem, wats d way out

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The Cucumber Girl

June 30, 2015 adminLeave a comment


It was on Monday morning. Nancy woke up to prepare for school. She brushed her teeth, washed her face, prepared a little indomie which she took with bread. She took her bath and left.

School was nice. You will see your mates going to lectures. Some would be going with their girlfriends, boyfriends, and some going alone. The school environment was nice, ranging from the trees around to how conducive it was for students who love staying under trees to make love, the lecture hall was situated almost everywhere, the library which was assumed to be the biggest in West Africa. Coming inside the school, you may have to trek for a little longer distance before you get to where lecture halls were situated. The hostel was a little bit old but nice. The boys hostel is different from the girls hostel though they are on the same compound but on different location. The girls hostel has always been believed the finest; very opposite of the boys. There were only four girls per room and six boys per room. The six boy would spread their bed vertically so that it will contain them. The boys had a little hostel bed which was old and some Smelling. They would share among them the person to keep the room tidy. And when it gets to your turn you do it nicely. In spite of that. Hostel life is still the best.

In the lecture hall, the lecturer was busy teaching, some students were listening while others at the back was busy doing what they thought was the best. Some have their girlfriend sat on their lap discussing what the people around could not hear even if you try hard to listen. Others were busy looking at some girls who wore something very tight that almost showed all their body lines. The semi unclad girls.

Nancy was busy listening to the lecturer when a guy, probably a student who got pass their department. Her eyes could not go off him. He was sexy, Hansome and romantic. She knew that. He has everything a woman would want from a man. The body building and the sexy look. She imagined how big his thing will be. “wow!” she exclaimed within herself. She could only see his back side. She imagined how the front side will be since the back side was sexy. The guy was wearing a fitted cloth that were so tight on him. Because he was huge and has a fat ass, the cloth became very tight on him. Nancy could not stop thinking about him. Starting from the time he got pass through her department, Nancy’s mind was on him. She completely lost it. She forgot she was still in the lecture hall. Every other thing the lecturer said from that moment, Nancy cannot give an account of it. Only what she wished at the moment was the guy.
After lecture, she left for the hostel still think about the guy. It was like when someone is possessed that he or she will not be freed until delivered. She needed a means to deliver herself from that entanglement. She could not think of anything since she was in the hostel and other students were still at the lecture hall. Until a thought came into her mind. She left immediately to a woman opposite the back gate of the school and bought the biggest of all the Cucumber she had in her shop. Trying to ease herself, she was still imagining everything from the guy body. She could only remember the back side but she kept imagining how the front side will be. She kept doing that until the Cucumber broke in to two. One got stuck inside of her. She did not know what to do. At that moment, the thought of the boy completely disappeared from her mind. She became afraid as she was bleeding. She tried all she could for the Cucumber to come out but all seemed abortive. She became more afraid. She wished the ground could open and swallow her. She regretted everything she did and wished she was still in the lecture hall. She cried bitterly as she tried to pull it out. This time it has become very painful for her.

Lectures for that day ended and students started coming back to the hostel. It was Nkechi who saw her, she shouted and rushed to her. Nkechi did not know what happened to her but with the help of others around she was taken to the hospital.

THIS STORY IS A FICTION
NOTE: For those of you who love wearing fitted, semi unclad clothes and those that love sagging their waist. It’s time to be careful because you don’t know how many people you have made to do something they wouldn’t have done if they hadn’t seen you.
STOP IT TODAY AND SAVE A LIFE.











just to help pple from wasting their MB

many tinx re involve in situation lyk dx,
1. maybe d turn out on 1st quarter profit WS low for that branch(pressure everywhere)
2. pressure from his supervisor or manager
3. salary not being paid YET
4. contract staff full of frustration
5. seen a new job es to resume nxt month
6. maybe es to relieve d person on duty(lack knowledge nd etiquette)
7. ......... other reasons I don't knw nd other reason I cnt disclosure here




am very sure, u wud receive an apology letter/ mail b4 d month runs out

adorablepepple:
Good, the most annoying thing is that this banks will have just one system for the BVN with only one staff attending to hundreds of people,it's wrong very wrong.

banking industry is a regulated body by CBN, all directive comes frm CBN, so each machine to each branch, wat pple dnt understand is, u can do it at ANY BANK nd take ur BVN to ur bank, that's all

ckmayoca:
Lol.. did u see any Number sir?

at all oooo, I jst saw sterling verve card nd a NCR brand terminal nii oooo

I pity your mode of passing information, do you knw d risk behind showing your PAN NUMBER up dr, I pity you alongside your savings

pendusky:
Sterling bank and gtb! in Sterling they treat u as one customer bank as their advert would say! 'the one customer bank' love their services!

one tin I Stl dnt gt abt sterling bank is, do dy sack staff for poor service, cos if u go dr to complain, u wud see dm running around lyk its tym to be paid...... I jst love the one customer bank, cheap internet banking nd fast services BT jst dr ATM dy Bleep up atyms nd no master card yet

adeoti01:
Sterling bank...THE MOST USELESS BANK OF THE CENTURY...

am sure u once FAILED dr test or dd bad at dr interview, Pele dear, I feel ur pain

adeoti01:
Sterling bank...THE MOST USELESS BANK OF THE CENTURY...

@ frenzymirakk, its so stupid to av brought up an issue lyk dx here, i see dx as a means of the urge of front page or wat ever u want
1. on no acct wud u work wtout being paid(as an IT if u submit/send ur acct no to HR)
2. IT students re well taken care of at STERLING BANK(taking from experience) especially if u av a gud boss or u have a gud manner towards ur colleagues
3. I heard wen d disengagement issue started,and u ALL(I.T. students) were given DAYS OFF work to go bck to sch to bring ur VALID OND results or VALID paper to assure the bank of ur true studentship,
so frenzymirakk , kindly state wat u dd and aw ur disengagement came abt, because a bank wud NEVER want to go into law suit wt anybody wen it comes to contract issues, and abt ur boss who received query #i beg free me frm that

I wonder wetin pple Wahala be self, on inauguration day, ws she in a political office b4, to have think she used public funds
some pple av been destined to be forever poor olohun
#My gf is watching dx space anyways #

hs any1 done d reg ,probx doin d reg here,dy requested for jamb no, is it d one for OND or any jamb no,kindly update us on dx

confirmed
one Origin for u[

Finally saraki gets the Senate president seat ............

as I done get d MB nah God win

Sirniyeh:
Confirmed!
God bless you for the confirmation. Many people will still not believe it. This shows that Buhari can deal with Tinubu if he breaches the law. Buhari, a man who fears no man but God

Hope For Nigeria

This x d end of Tinubu dictating wat e wants by all means,
I was told If e request wat dy cnt offer,all case wud be refer to.d pple's general
I jst dy watch pple shouting Tinubu done hama

Sirniyeh:
"PRIVILEGED INFORMATION"



The GMB we know! Within that short moment, the few people who heard the utterances felt astonished.

One retired Brigadier General said: "...Buhari I know will never shy away from saying the truth and he can never be compromised"

HOPE FOR A NEW NIGERIA

OP,u ddnt finish it,Buhari told em frankly ,Bola wt all dx u cnt mk paradise(Aljanat),nt dr duo bt an uncle(politician)ws dr nd tld me

so it ws a dream, Buhari sounding very focus,intelligent nd confident in ur dream oooo
Sai Baba

frank442:
Show me your friends and I will tell whom you are

in as much as I luv ur comment, d last quote is smtin av NEVER belv nd wud neva belv, nt every1 is bn influence by frndx
Thanks

musing:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-32239420

wont be surprise if taraba gives it to d female#gbagoun e done shele be that,Ambode all d way,
raining tinx here already,Ayobo Ipaja,Lagos state


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This is wat I call raining sunny day