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infogenius:
She’s shaved her hair about three weeks ago, to properly attend to it but same thing.
And as I write her hair is low

Not low cut....skin shaved more like kodo(bololo) or gorimakpa

What if the person travelled on a long trip only to returned to see his shop sealed?

Tell her to barb skin cut....then monitor it from there.

I don't know if kerosene is a good alternative.

The gods visited

GboyegaD:
Why people no dey but this type for Christmas?

I think next Xmas m gonna get this frozen chicken to save me the torture of watching her the chicken is killed.
Just buy n cut... straight to the pot.

This

Alapogentle:
Cc: Mynd44 nfpm ahnie pls push to front page

Goodmornin sir,I m not a moderator,I m just a forum member like you.

Do well to cc the moderator of this section and hopefully e knows what to do.

Many thanks!

Met a lady recently that was eating noodles with custard,I was like oh my God.

People dey eat Sha o.

Here to read comments.

The lasgidi boy i's cheating already.

derommyvent:
Hot Akara for dinner.

You just burn my floating grocery.

Charisma01:
Made groundnut soup today for the first time.
Previous chowing has always been made for me or brought by friends.

I no wan stress myself for cooking meat so filled my soup with roasted chicken from Yahuza suya😋Abuja people know this place. 😊

Ahnie
Akposy
GboyedaD
watch out for me, I'm coming to dethrone u all

Woah...thanks for the mention we appreciate.Enjoy your meal.

This is ours....to flex spaghetti,I nor get power to pluck feathers

mariahAngel:
What I like about Indian cuisine is their use of natural spices and how they build their flavour.
I kinda like their style of cooking.
Most of their street foods are not it though.
Looks so unappealing.

Have you tried what I suggested on the other thread?

Lookingback:
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Did this happen in ASB?

Plenty signboard okpanam road

ShaqFu:
where did this happen? There's no source for this and nothing to go with. Is this how Nairaland now operate?

I wonder the motive for the mods to move this to front page.

@plenty signboard okpanam road.

Fuvk the moni moni

This last conducted Nigerian army recruiting,I saw two identical twins that scaled through the exercise I was like....nawa o.

Why their parents go even think of letting them get the forms in the first place?

I just cannot can at all.



My condolences to the woman.

Which part of the leg?

It will favour all of us.

youngreezy:
you've not stayed with a nagging wife that's why you're talking like this, forget joke,a nagging wife can lead to death of the husband

Tell me the koko,tell me wetin I nor know.is that the reason why a sizeable number of men spends long hour in beer houses or taverns?

bekpo:
I have all sorts of bear and spirits in d bar in my house, though i hardly drink. Anytime i feel like having a drink, i seat at my bar and take one. If i have guests at home, i don't drink with them. Once i am done at work, i retire straight to my house, no time 4 long talk. All frns r not frns. When i am ready 2 marry, i marry a woman that will not forced me stay outside after close of work. I marry my frn that i will always longed for and missed while at work.

Nice to avoid stories that touches the heart.

An episode played out some months ago,I sat down to have a drink with my female bestie,and was fecking pressed to use the loo,I left my drink both in the bottle n glass up ,when I returned back then ran from it she warned me sternly never to be that careless again,that the way I take myself not the same way another person takes me

For those in need of immediate employment... there's opening in an hotel at anwai road.

A cook
A laundry man
A receptionist


Are needed....the name of the hotel is exclusive suite opposite ibori golf.

RepoMan007:
Very soon people will be taxed for being jobless. The rate at which we glorify useless things is alarming.

Dem say na cruise

Puss360:
Ewww

He claimed he needed to provide for his family,who re hungry at home waiting for him to provide.


It's really tough on some men..

A man man was caught on CCTV camera this morning stealing a jumbo loaf of bread, which I believe he wants to feed his family with.

He was thoroughly beaten and disgraced,they had to call his wife to witness the show of shame.

Some people said,he has been caught several times in the act.that he's a kleptomaniac.

I feel instead of going thru that channel of lifting the loaf of bread, he should have simply asked for help from friends n relatives.

I believed they would have come thru For him, and he has a respected aura.

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