₦airaland Forum

Fighting over petty things.
Funny thing is ..if the husband by any chance goes to prison to chop aginomoto maggi beans,the wife will move on with her life.

Onitsha is a place where no reasonable human being should stay.

The filth,rot, moral decadence there is best not imagine let alone experienced.

brain54:
You tooooo Dey rake…

If e reach your turn,make you dash them the money.as you dey pluckam from treetops.

brain54:
Haha…

No let fish put you for trouble o.

How you later settle that your matter self? You no give update again.

I hope you don collect your money back!

I be barracks geh,I used solders collect my money.
I used some part of the money buy catfish cook,no time o

Babe,how far with proceedings?hope it's going well.

brain54:
Yes ma…

I did!

Doh

brain54:
Chai…

You don finally laugh.

I must give it to Ahnie for bringing out the humor inside of you.

Ahnie… you deserve a round of applause barbecue fish.

For making kobo see the lighter side.

More oil to your sauce pan!

Kobojunkie na my babe anyday any time,na you nor understand her,if you do,you go know say aside her long dragging big English vibes on nairaland,na very good person wey nor dey hide her mouth.


Kobojunkie you owe me one hot barbeque fish and chilllllllled fanta.
E nor easy to make you laugh on nairaland

brain54:
Chai…

you don get my point

nedekid:
Keep them in guard room no problem, but they have already done to you what they want to do.
Remember Abiola and the officers that dealt with him at Ikeja those days?
One billionaire told me many years ago, when he drives he behaves himself, does mumu for any soldier etc, I asked why, considering how powerful his contacts was then. (Ie first time I met a head of state was at his guest house in vi). The man says before you call your friends in high places, before you tell them military head of state na your paddy, they would have dealt with and embarrassed you without mercy.

I get you clearly,but let them be reported and dealt with firstly first.

Buddha3:
The way some Nigerians reason and talk can be very painful to the mind sometimes.

Like, how can one individual monopolise stupidity without bothering to at least, blend in a sprinkle of sense?! Are soldiers meta-humans? Who says they can't be cautioned?

And the animal even had the audacity to reference other countries of the world as if he has ever crossed Nigerian borders.

I taya really.
One blocked my shop days ago to go drink Ogogoro,I had to go tell him to follow me and reparked his car or I go lessen the tyres.

No body tellam.because he knew he was at 4th and If I decided to report him,he would be kept in the guard room.

Nigerians too fear solders.

The motorist was right to caution him.

brain54:
I know you…

You can’t make a good disguise!

Disguise from whom?from my vituperation I know you knows me....you know say I nor Sabi pretend.

But it's good to tell pipu the truth, atleast dem go know say na the truth.

It's like topping egusi soup inside coleslaw.

Samantha124:
I'm just curious.

I mean if you want people to come for your services, you must be willing to answer every question they throw at you.

Sammy obviously the lady is tired,your myriad of questions is getting to her.

Buddha3:
Cautioning a soldier is not done anywhere else in the world?

You don cross border enter Togo for your entire life? No vex.

Like they're above the law.that comments really pissed me off I nor know why people dey fret for uniform men o.

Look for his brigade/battalion/barracks and go report him to OC military police.


That was how one blocked my shop front days ago to go drink Ogogoro,I had to go call him to come re park his car or I shall lessen the tyres,no body told him.

I don't know why peeps are afraid of soldiers,when you can simply report them and they will be kept in guard room.

2braithe:
Sure. Going for therapy is better than getting impregnated by a mad man and even giving birth to 2 scrawny kids for him.

You must really have a very horrible and messy childhood,where it's comfortable for your sisters to be impregnated by useless men and you brought that warped mentality to nairaland thinking every woman out there must be like your mum n sisters


Chai you wished.

Oh you re pained I TURNED YOUR LOVE AFFECTION TOWARDS ME DOWN?
With screen shots attached

oya take sniper,you suicidal drained gutter rat,a decorated security man .


Only you with too many negative vices
Pedophile
Rape apologist
Druggie
Colossal failure
A serial baby daddy
Thief
And a scammer,how your life go take better?


Mugu


Zero attention to waste on low deranged lifers.

Now the floor is opened,you can start entertaining us.
It's well with whatever that has bn troubling you from your foundation.
Seek for help, whilst you're still semi sane.

Bye!

Seun I think we should be concerned with the recent resurgence of frustrated young men on this forum lately?

Could it be they're high on cheap drugs? probably on colos.

2braithe:
Sure. Going for therapy is better than getting impregnated by a mad man and even giving birth to 2 scrawny kids for him.

May I not be unfortunate like your mother and sisters,who Gee boys have harvested every good things in their lives.

Go for therapy you're DAMAGED mentally in all ramifications,this is what you becomes when you have a messed up childhood and you lash at innocent people because your useless diabetic mother was so daft to not have aborted you.



I'd help you book a session,tag along with that your useless mother n your wombless unfortunate sisters.

Tag your doofuz father to fall in line.
You better face your security job before them go sack you n you end up in the street robbing people of their valuables.


Mu-gu






Local mu-gu.

After you get paid for that your 30k monthly security job,calve out like 22k and register for therapy session,you need it.

2braithe:
A sane man can never ATTRACT my shameless mama who's a baby mama with 2 kids.

You must have squandered June salary on gamble n illicit drugs,so use July's own to book for therapeutic session,you re SICK NO DOUBT.

MarryToday:
Thanks ahnie



I'm actually a Woman.

Ok

Sammy let the young man breeeet
Wassup with you this morning?

MarryToday:
That is why we will have a VIP membership of 1million naira. We will use the money to arrange for people that will beat your partner if they ever dream of leaving you.

I love your sense of humor on this

Mummiesboy:
oza doh

I m a lady

MrBrownJay1:
whatever this couple does, they should do it AS A FAMILY... so if she goes to UK, everyone goes... and if he wants to stay back in Nigeria then EVERYONE STAYS BACK IN NIGERIA!

I kinda like your assertions on nairaland,you say it as it ought to be.
You be like me....we hug them with the bitter truth....our truth dey breeet

Rain wan begin fall again?Mr 969
This is me singing....Am walking away,from awon online
CEO on nairaland.
Craig David is a seer













Still smells FAKE
All these Aba-louis Vuitton wannabes

Doshian:
Sorry ma'am

The feeling is mutual.please sincerely sorry for my earlier outburst.normally my head dey hawt 24/7.

My sincere apologies once again.

Baba your baby boy is cute....I don't joke with kids

Nlanalyst:
Wow.
This looks quite yummy for a pig though, you really tried dear.

The hungry must be FED...Don't worry we do it for humanity sake,it's a charity gesture since you're a charity case on nairaland.

Awwwww compassionate ahnie

You can have it all, there's still more where that came from.
You nor go need go do peek a boo for your neighbor window dey snap their food claiming it's yours .

I was even kind enough to drop a quote on that piece of paper
For you.i dey fear say,you fit thief the pics go claim say na you getam




Take a seat doofuz

Face front Mr man,I don't need a publicist whenever I need one I would ensure to hang the Collar on your frail neck.

Doshian:
You this lady,you have quite a temper you're mouthed,see how you just finished a full grown man like lettuce.please remind me not to ever cross your path on this forum.you are really a no nonsense lady.

Now beat it,go play with sand.

The way peeps die every minute.i don't really place emphasis on material things,I live my life each day like it's my last.

Make Una add HR join the resume

Untouchable comedies suppose feature this trio.















Oh my ovaries!
Fvck this comedy skit is bae.