₦airaland Forum

Sentry2023:
"JuJu dey find blood, you go dey beg am with malt".

In essence, do not respond to trolls. This thread has come too far, courtesy of the amazing posters, to allow it to be derailed by idiots who have never posted anything inline with the objective of the thread.

The mission of a troll is to distract via misdirected interaction. Ignore and report such posts.

I come here daily to incite my appetite, thank you all for that.

I gave you a like .
The likes were actually 11th,I gave you the 12th **likes**
Have a great weekend! .

You nor call names....but IDAN conscience burst like citrus .

Here to read comments ...of a truth,I was kinda expecting him to disappear Sha

IconicR:
Just kidding 😂

Better!

Puss360:
Lol.. it is well ... God is your strength

Amen!

mariahAngel:
A crate of large eggs is sold for N2,500 in Lagos. Na WA!

A supermarket close to me sells for 3k nne.

See eeh...prices of things are skyrocking every damn second.

A thief is a thief

Justbehave:
What of me that is taking care of 3 boys single handedly? I no dey shout again. If I just open eye everywhere go calm.

Hey there....it's bn long,where have you been?
Kisses to the boys!
I salute, you re one hell of a strong man.

Justbehave:
Go and register them for extra moral classes. I usually do so once they are on holidays.

They're about to embark on a 2 weeks summer camp.

Mehn the relief nor go be here o.

Puss360:
Yes oo...and once they go holiday, 2 days, you are already missing them😂😂😂....
My neighbour kids, they don't speak yourba (though they are one), so when they fight eachother, and the mother wants to separate... What happened?? English grammar is heavier than dictionary 🤣🤣🤣... Nice kids though...

Yes,years ago when I went to register my daughter in school,I ghosted around the school like apparition.

Them vex chased me again,I had to make vdc to my husband .


But in the case of my son....I just went to the school,paid for everything, immediately they gave him uniforms,I personally THREW him inside his class then happily sped off.
Because his wahala was too much.

Of a truth....kids dey disturb,let alone someone birthing 6 kids....mehn I can't deal.

mariahAngel:
How interesting. 😀

Protein diet is quite expensive in Nigeria for the common man, so we have to make do with carb and leafy vegetables.
Unfortunately, most Nigerians do not like vegetables.
Even eggs that were formerly very cheap, have been taken away from us.
Ike gwuru. 😩

I went to get a create this morning,it's #2300 .

Omorr I don turn veggies to meats

Puss360:
Honestly... I always pity my neighbour (wife especially) when her kids are giving her hell ..
EVERYDAY she must shout at one of dem if not all of dem...
The husband leaves early, comes back very late... Poor woman, shouting upandan 🤣🤣🤣... 4 kids by the way

Days ago I had a crack voice from too much shouting,my head was banging and me dey also dizzy.


Kids wahala nor be here,sometimes one would feel like wrapping them in gift wraps and displaying them on the galleria make person buy them

mariahAngel:
Ahnie, how are you?

Adim okay nne.

mariahAngel:
It's now clear that he staged his own abduction. 🙄

Nne

IconicR:
Mind your business. I love kids too and I intend having eight

Hahahaha you're kidding right?



Just 2 wey we get ....if dem start fights here, person wey nor know go think say my kids reach 13

I m badly craving rice and catfish peppersoup with a lil touch of utazi

skinnyinc10:
Hi! Ehn respond na

Respond to what? If I may asked?
Anything you want to say,say it here.

I may not reply this message again

Oizee:
congrats to them.

Where have you bn.u went MIA

DenreleDave:
But she asked for it.... Didn't she?

Try

DenreleDave:
Someone offered to take care of your child and even send her to school but u refused....

Africans with mentality that everyone is evil

Be nice on her.
You think it's easy letting a child go like that abii?

Kobojunkie:
Talk about majoring in mindless things. Abegi!

Kbj,good pm,how re you this wonderful evening?

And mine took the 1st position
Infact both our kids in their respective classes

Wow man you're fertile olohun
Palliatives everywhere for you.

For the first time in my years on this forum I nor get advise to give.



Congratulations sir!
See how your quiver just juru'eju

skinnyinc10:
They pretend to like us too.

Hello you sent me a mention?
Good pm!

Pls how may I help you?

VTJN:
please what is the difference between man and woman? Did bible frown at adultery for only men or women? What of fornication? Was it only for Men or women?

If that man truly committed that offence, that woman should divorce him with serious fine. She had evidence for his promiscuity and abortion committed. He will dearly pay for it. I am a man but i don't support anything just to favour my gender. God forbid.

That man don't deserve a woman in his life.

firstly sir
You're amongst the few I hold in high regards on this forum,it's not a compliment,it's the truth.

The issues if divorce is really not necessary here sir,the way forward is for her to cut off anything monetary from him.she has to find away to handle monetary issues going forward.

She has no business with the sidechick,the person she should face is the wandering phallus in her house and cut anything sex with him off pending or indefinitely the choice is hers.

This is a very simple case.
She can still recover her money back by putting up the husband tricycle up for sale.

Be safe

descarado:
Ahnie, come and see.
I'm over the moon right now.

This is the second one I'm doing.
All 25kg.
Will do 10kg of red millet too. I love my pap with red millet.


For some of us that hate powdered pap( I'm actually skeptical of drinking pap I didn't know its origin hence I love making mine) staying in cold regions
As long as you have freezer, summer is the best time to soak corn. Keep under the sun and keep on changing water. If its naija, 3 days is OK to grind but these cold regions take more time for the corn to soften a bit. I did 3 days and it spoiled my blender b4 somebody told me of this secret. Some said to add lukewarm or boiled water. I blended 8 days after soaking. Used 2 blenders. One for coarse blending while the other for fine blending. Powerful blender for fine blending. Give the blender time to cool down intermittently.
Freeze and enjoy.

Thumbs up nne

He go come use the same mouth use take kiss person .ewwwwww

Beremx:
Let her raise the money again and learn her lessons. Inukwa akuko busy wife?

Nne eeh Ike gwu'rum o.

Twaaa twaaaa twaaaa is a man's way of praising the Lord when he kneels down during sex because it gets sweeter.