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Kobojunkie:
Ngwumpiti! How does it taste? Great? I love trying all sorts myself.

Soggy.
Waste of ingredients Kobo.
We all make mistakes Sha.


What's ngwumpiti sounded kinda funny.

Dunno what to call this
Cooked by small madam.

Which one are you op

lanrefront1:
You're damn right. Cut off both hands and let him go

Long sleeves straight with a lil vee design with a chainsaw on his preek.

Same treatment should be melted back to him.

Laslas e go end up as peppersoup no matter how dem pet ham reach.

I have always wondered why that DSS lady jumped into the lagoon to kill herself,even after assuming she had a good life and doing well in her job.



To every depressed soul out there,may Light find you.

Missyajoke:
That's not an excuse for the wheelbarrow pusher to stalk her goods, Stop supporting crime.

Supporting crime as how?

mukthar2000:
Sorry woman, but u are too lazy ,must u call a barrow pusher for just #23,300 food items?

Do you by chance have that switchbox they call brain?
Jux asking.

How will she ferry her load to the spot where she needs to board a cab home?

Skyla skyla I m happy for you...na to go chicken republic straight go order.lolz


I cherish days of lil beginnings

The peppersoup gangs go soon assemble.

Jennyclay:
Aside that sef,… the way these wheelbarrow pushers walk very fast ehh! One would think they want to run away with your stuff

If I go to the market and I need wheelbarrow to push my stuff, I always beg and even pay them not to walk too fast.

Lol

Mindlog:
Very common as some would be taking their sweet time pricing stuffs, not considering they are wasting the barrow pusher's time.

Exactly my dear.
Time don reach wey we go dey carry chain go market dey chain and padlock the barrow pushers .
Lolx

Mindlog:
If the barrow pushers in the market have an association, they would eventually track him down.

Some women are negligent,you would see the barrow pusher at the front and madam will be at the far back buying pepper.


I see them alot.

Mrfixiit:
Lol.. Everyone is feeling the heat

Some are not feeling the heat o.
Dem still dey Klub dey blow bottles of casket and Azul o

Hey God

This hard time Jesus!

obembet:
Just that some boyfriend no get shame... Imagine a guy turn to a begger to your wife to be sugar daddy.

Shameless guys everywhere

Nlfpmod

She's not his wife.... they're in a business ventures.

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Learnt he was called out for abandoning and refusing to come to her aid when she was sick



May her soul Rip

The butt be looking like kaduna eggroll.

Ofemmanu1:
Hahaha N500 Celebrity?!
weray.. Madafuckkin tufiakwa..

You cannot attack the facts.

You see, your heart is full of unwashed socks, your head is full of rocking horse shitt and your soul?
It is full of gunk ...

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk!"

Out. For. A. Walk… Bittch.

Imagination don finish you
See you sweating over me Lolz.
Too much canabis sativa.


You failed answering my questions

How does your wife cope with a lunatic like you?
Your kids nkor?

May Circumstances root you outta their lives,you don't deserve them.we spit on you.
Insecured tapeworm forming like a croc.


I take delight in the fact that I always unsettled you here on nairaland.


Your mental health needs serious monitoring!

You have really prepared down as of the world wants to ends...Lolz
nice one.

Mamci:
I earn 150k,very low because it finishes within one week.
Hubby gives 150k but increased it to 250k two months ago,I previously save 50k but increased it to 100k monthly. So grateful to Hubby,God will continue to bless and protect him always Amen.
I have parked my car even though he insists I use it to work,to fill my car now is about 44k and it lasts just for two weeks ooo,I won't spend 88k on fuel for one month when I have 6 kids to feed.
I have been on low cut for two years and enjoying it.
Making hair is extremely painful for me including ordinary weaving,now I no longer endure such pains and sleepless nights for days and losing hair same day I made it,the beautiful thing is I spend only 500 naira on it every two months just to cut it

Prior to this economic wahala,I have always bought things in bulk
Yam in March 100 tubers
Oil ending of February or early March 50 litres
Crayfish in September 1bag or I share a bag with someone that wants quarter bag
Beans in December a bag and half
Dry fish first week of December half carton
I buy beverages in bulk too
Milk in carton,I buy small,hanging sachets. Peak is now 20k,I seriously monitor the usage
Milo in carton
Then liquid milk for pap in pack, I process the pap by myself,far cheaper
I go to local market for garri,18k worth of garri for 4months or more depending
I avoid buying things in the street,rip off
I go to slaughter for meat,cheaper
I make soup and stew twice in a month,saves cost
You're not allowed to boil water for bathing with gas,if you can't put on the heater in your bathroom while there's light,be ready to have a cold shower
Now that my older kids are home from school and in charge of washing and cleaning, I made a liquid soap for them and reduced the quantity of soda ash, even added glycerine for their skin.I won't buy mama lemon 1k, viva soap 400 naira ,including omo detergent of 1700 every two days,nope.
No more buying of sachet water,a set is now 2,500 and it lasts for 8 days with the whole house littered with unfinished sachets of water and dripping. We now boil water with big pot,allow it to grow cold then transfer to cans,that's about 8,750 saved in a month



I shop for the kids once in a year,foot wears,clothes,toys and whatever

I haven't bought any cloth for myself this year,I'm making due with what I have

Kids sleep under mosquito net,it's a must because I don't have the strength and money to fuel the car to take anybody to hospital, we're under NHIS

I want to learn a digital skill or go into foodstuff business/storage,dealing in red oil,beans, Crayfish, melon,yam,corn etc. It has to be lucrative because 25 litres of oil which was sold for 14k early March is now double that price,bag of beans I bought for 55k in December sold for 80k few months later,I don't know how much it is now
My kids eat everything and anything, I didn't indulge them in that bad habit of being picky with food
We make all sorts of snacks at home,thank God for covid lockdown and YouTube so now we go out once in a
Luxury or necessity,but no more fuel for generator,we have 50,000MAh oraimo power bank and torches

I buy foodstuffs in bulks yam,oil,rice ,beans name them.wbat I need to cut down is frivolous spending going to the mall.

Another nice thing I do is always restocking the home with vario7s items.its well Sha.

Thank God it's only 2 kids I have and they're not picky.

Onims1:
Yes, many thanks sis.
I'm based in Ilorin, kwara state.

Ok!

fyzaila:
Lol 😆

He go soon drop a non existing blog website wey nor dey work then tell you to go read his contents there.


Baba has even graduated to listening to prophets.
It's well

Seems he jolted all our monickers down,he has bn consistent with this act for more than 6years.

He never misses any names.e be like we be his Muse here on nairaland.

fyzaila:
Op why are you mentioning all these women, did you hear they're denying their husband sex?

Seems u re new to nairaland....settle down you go soon know who the op be.

Have you spanked her blue n black again?

Jux asking?

Onims1:
I do o, sometimes, you just get short of funds... The economy is really biting o, but all thanks to God, we're still breathing, and by his mercies, things become better...

I understand Sha.
What I do is bulk purchases,I storm local villages too to get yams, potatoes and veggies that last me for many months.



Should any funds drops in...do well to follow this advice yams are alot more cheaper in rural markets.


It's well with us.where you base if I may ask?

Onims1:
It hasn't been easy, I just take the day as it comes, even if you want to vent your anger and frustration, no body to vent on...nobody to help, I've eaten what's remaining in my shop, as people don even buy on credit finish...the painful part is looking at your kids and helpless of the situation...

Try bulk purchases,it keeps the home running.