₦airaland Forum

[color=#1980BC] [b]Story,story...back in the day before the advent of 2go,facebook,Nairaland and to a larger extent,telephone...I had me these pen pal,actually they were two penpals from different schools at different parts of the country i had been able to hold down from Jss2 to SS1 subsequently there was pressure for faces to be shown and feelings re-ignited. The first one from Niger state had a leadership course at Snake Island with a group from my school therefore i was inundated with rave reviews on how she looked,behaved and so forth...I even got me some devout followers, for a 15 year old geekboi, that was huge.So out of appreciation and in my magnimousity i decided to 'let go' my second pen pal to the most unlukiest fellow amongst my crew,a short dark boi called olamide aka Lamo..Lamo had been pretty unluky in love, he never got a fair shake of the whip whatsoever whether at holiday parties or In-school organised 'boogie-woogies' so we had to perk his spirits up a bit with a blind date between him and my second pen pal.....Which turned out to be an unmitigated disaster,Lamo came back to school from holidays narrating his ordeal as to how the girl was short,black ugly, blah blah blah, and this was coming from a guy who was short,horrendously pimpled and bland...Like what the fucck man?! [/b] [/color]

[color=#1980BC] With elections prosecuted Ekiti and the other forthcomin in Osun, Tinubu nay APC are yet to release funds to oil the propaganda machinery known as #bringbackourgirls.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Good for him...Let him go to hell.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Real hip hop never took off in Nigeria, since the heady days of Junior and Pretty all we have had are sell outs and misfits goofing around never mind waxing dumb shiite.Although we must give credit to this motley Nigerian crowd for making this here a commercial success even though it exposes the lazy/ dumb intellect of the average Nigerian listener but we must as usual look to Ghana for true inspiration as far as Real hip hop in Africa is concerned...acts like Reggie rockstone,quattara,Tiny etc springs readily to mind..... [/color]

angela98: A rich cheat of course. I will be using his money to flex younger guys..Wetin be my own? I no send.

[color=#1980BC] I haff waite hair,can i interest you in some ghana must go bags??. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] They'd prefer a satanic sex god from maggot death... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Rubbish Propaganda....Try again.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Down with the muffuguh!!! The end of Nyako's admin is the end of Boko Haram in Adamawa State... [/color]

angela98: Nyako matter again? Pls tell us about body organ snatchers..una remember that time weh, if you visit busy area like oshodi ladies dey grab hold of their breast while men dey grab hold of their manhood to protect am from being snatched ...now back to nyako..he is too old to be going through all this stress. Make himsef leave politics. After all he has made his money..abeg nyako I am looking for a man to take care of. Contact me. I will help u pick your white hair and rub your shoulders to relief all this stress. Please dont forget to bring two big bags of money when you are coming.

[color=#1980BC] I haff moni,can i interest you in ghana must go bags??... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Down with the supporter of APC!!! [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Nigeria needs keshi... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This plan cannot go down in the south east nor south-south,maybe South West will fall to these invaders but ofcourse that area is thrown up with the connundrum of Tinubu..... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Why?! this imperial persecution can never halt the movement... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Stereotype; A terrible conjecture enacted just to put a good dog down....... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Every one needs a hug, i can't be bothered about what or who hugs my wife 'cept if that entity is a total stranger that hasn't been introduced to me...i'b like " what the fucck man?! Who the fucck was that?.......Vice versa. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Our gallant soldiers, our valiant dead may the sun never set over your souls as we lay our heads to sleep in the peace your have shed your blood for.....R.I.P. [/color]

Ogetogeo:

Aiyenugba rather.
Was following Enyimba like a religion then.

[color=#1980BC] Die hard fan here,almost went unclad after they won the african title back to back... [/color]

pussyeater: Aiyegbeni is a player! Ode

[color=#1980BC] Fool... i meant aiyenugba... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Krul in for Clijjsen...Goalie for goalie..Reminds one of the Enyimba jazz when Aiyegbeni always comes in for Enyeama during tense champions league knockouts... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] I give up!!! [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Van persie latches on a blindt follow ball but is flagged off side.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Carbero in for Tejeda..Striker in for midfielder... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Robben's corner is smashed in by a bullet header but navas comes out in time
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The resulting corner finds navas flappin at empty air as the ball bubbles loose with no one to help it on
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[color=#1980BC] De vrij flick on...offside robben. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Kick off...Leggo!! [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This ball refuse to fly into the net...What a match!!! [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Fantastic game so far.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] The arabic inscription is a symbolic indicator of the overlordship of the hausa fulani nay northern moslems to those except igbos who they regard as their subjects in other climatic zones in Nigeria.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Rodriquez sends bacca tru on goal[ but Caesar clatters him...Penalty.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Smashing swerving shot from luiz at 30 yards to beat Ospina at the near post [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Yaya toure comes to mind when james rodriguez embarks on his runs.... [/color]