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Celebrities › Re: Maheeda Turns Born Again, Says "A Celebrity Will Lose Her Husband" by Ahumanbeing: 6:13pm On Jun 26, 2020

Kingstanding:
. internet may not forget but Our Lord Jesus Christ will forget

Is your Jesus retārded?

TV/Movies › Re: Should I Get This TV? by Ahumanbeing: 6:10pm On Jun 26, 2020

womenareapes:
oga before you start talking, I worked for Jumia about how many years ago.

many of those reviews are fake. mostly by the sellers, and if you make a review that's negative. the company will remove your review because that's were they go money too.

this company is too bias with reviews onlike Ali

Oh you just slammed off someone's insight and you think I give a crap about your shittty work experience or trash? Just say you are an Ali agent and stop generalizing your problems to everyone else!

Celebrities › Re: Maheeda Turns Born Again, Says "A Celebrity Will Lose Her Husband" by Ahumanbeing: 9:07am On Jun 26, 2020

Zuorom:
That was why Jesus came, to die for the sins of mankind so he was meant to be killed according to the divine purpose

Nope, he came to show mankind the way to his father.
If he came to die, why did he intercede for mankind when he was hung on the cross and destruction befell earth? (Father forgive them for the know NOT what they do)
Why did he ask God if he had forsaken him?
Why is Judas' action which caused his death seen as evil? If he came to die,judas is a good man for selling him to his death

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Celebrities › Re: Maheeda Turns Born Again, Says "A Celebrity Will Lose Her Husband" by Ahumanbeing: 6:28am On Jun 26, 2020

Righteousness89:
As long as she is sincere, The Blood of JESUS cleanses , forgives and forget!!

And that is what Matters

The blood you guys murdered 2000 years ago and still murdering till now?
If you were present during the crusifixion, would you join the crowd to kill him?

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Romance › Re: White Lady Gets Beat Up Mercilessly For Calling A Black Lady Nigga by Ahumanbeing: 6:20am On Jun 26, 2020

scrolldown88:
So it's ok to refer to the white woman as "bitch" but it's not ok to call the black lady nigga. Smh.

Black people have taken this too far. They have turned around to become exactly what they conderm, and the worst is, they don't even know it yet.

Ignorant

TV/Movies › Re: Should I Get This TV? by Ahumanbeing: 6:05am On Jun 26, 2020

womenareapes:
are you jumia agent!

this set of people can convince you to buy rubbish for Africa.

be honest guy

Do you even read? A users honest review is termed "Jumia agent".
My country

Business › Re: My Fiverr success thread by Ahumanbeing(op): 8:41pm On Jun 25, 2020*

I've lost about 5 customers cuz their requests were more than what I can do.
If I placed offers and gained their money, by now I would've gotten 30$ but I prefer being a good person since NIGERIA is written on my profile.

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 8:37pm On Jun 25, 2020

Meedon:
No be only you ooo

And dem the download like mad but to buy dem no go gree buy

How many books you got

Business › Re: My Fiverr success thread by Ahumanbeing(op): 8:32pm On Jun 25, 2020

Tomorrow is the date for my first clearance grin

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 8:30pm On Jun 25, 2020

Meedon:
No be only you ooo

And dem the download like mad but to buy dem no go gree buy

I need to go back to Fiverr at least 20$ a week better pass this thing cry

But 20$ is fucking stressful, and I'm too lazy for stress

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 6:57pm On Jun 25, 2020

Orders from promo for about 5 books

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 6:55pm On Jun 25, 2020

Every day chicken change grin

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 6:54pm On Jun 25, 2020

sammieddi:
Copyrighting my Bad.

Second page after title;

Business › Re: Kindle Money Keyword Research Method $100 Per Day by Ahumanbeing: 6:51pm On Jun 25, 2020

Smashspesh:
Were you able to solve it and how bro?

I sent a Gmail to them with a photo document I made, but they still requested for another document so I left it

Business › Re: Error Message On Publish Drive •Info• by Ahumanbeing(op): 6:06am On Jun 20, 2020

eliok:
Is it the title and cover of the book the same with that on Amazon?

Nope

Business › Re: Error Message On Publish Drive •Info• by Ahumanbeing(op): 6:05am On Jun 20, 2020

eliok:
sorry for replying late. Its a similar message I got a year ago when I wanted to publish on google play. I had to give them an attach copy of the paperback and send them a message that I used a pen name. B4 they lifted the hold on my Google books account

I just created a sort of agreement between me and them, I sent it through Gmail as a photo
Something like this;

Business › Error Message On Publish Drive •Info• by Ahumanbeing(op): 2:06pm On Jun 19, 2020

Hello good afternoon everyone into book publishing.
Please what should I reply to;
"please send us documentation showing that you have the exclusive rights for publishing this book." On Publishdrive.
I've only been using Kdp so this publishdrive message Is confusing, please help me.

Eliok ilegendd mk82

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Business › Re: Kindle Money Keyword Research Method $100 Per Day by Ahumanbeing: 1:37pm On Jun 19, 2020

eliok:
you are right but they are little problems. I do put them in mine own. But o have sold many books without TOC.

Cheers

Hi please what should I submit here? I wanna publish on publish drive but I keep getting this message;

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 12:14pm On Jun 19, 2020

Meedon:
Okay

Guy which document did you submit on publish drive when they asked for exlusive copyright?

Education › Re: Gore Lovers Most Chilling Pictures On The Internet by Ahumanbeing: 7:32pm On Jun 18, 2020

iamoyindamola:
Really??
Never knew

Mystery (my story)
History (his story)
True story (truth story)

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Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 5:39pm On Jun 18, 2020

Meedon:
Lol

Na so

You just atart this month right?

Yeah, been writing on Fiverr for some time then orders just "FRozE" so I decided to try Kdp.

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 5:33pm On Jun 18, 2020

Carmal90:
When did u upload?

I enrolled kdp Select on June 16th, but I published the books on June 11th 2020

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 5:31pm On Jun 18, 2020

Meedon:
Lol

Bro you're just starting what of me that has more than 1,000 downloads and above I for don buy Range Rover

Lol abi, no worry time go reach all man go buy duplex

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 4:51pm On Jun 18, 2020

To everyone reading this, even if you don't have a laptop; download Ms word for Android from Softonic. It's about 80MB but it's a brilliant app, effective as windows version and simple to use.

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 4:44pm On Jun 18, 2020

Just imagine if these free mongers all bought my books for 3.99$, by now I for don buy laptop :-P

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 4:37pm On Jun 18, 2020

I'm getting orders from my promo, but the page reads are so low - for my old books oh.

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 3:20pm On Jun 18, 2020

erjo:
Pls help a brother...I just published my first book....

Help me review and suggest possible changes to make my book standout and make sales...

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08BF957FG

Help a brother

First of all, the subtitle's last word should be "Ageing" not "Aging".
You didn't add paragraphs to your description, paragraphs makes it look professional.
Your last sentence talks about "Reversing sickness" I think observing from the previous statements, it should be "Avoiding illnesses associated with ageing" or "Curing sickness with the mind".
I no be pro Sha, I just observed as a normal reader.
Your cover photo looks gloomy and sad, I presume reading your book should make an ageing person feel happy and lively, your cover photo says otherwise.

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Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 3:16pm On Jun 18, 2020

Meedon:
We surprise ooo

I've formatted it, the KDP previewer showed 991 while uploading but now it's 58 pages on the store.

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 3:15pm On Jun 18, 2020

tubolancer:
How can eleven thousand words manuscript turned to 444 pages in kindle publishing-that is impossible. My novel was 50,000 words plus before I published it and when I uploaded on kindle it gave me only 256 pages. So this your own get as e be o.

Read with understanding.

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Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 9:52am On Jun 18, 2020

Meedon:
See what matter here:

You should use Laptop to format it in MS Word

1. Your page size for example 6.69x5.56

2. Your font size e.g 12, 14, 16

3. Your font style e.g verdena, times new roman etc

4. Your spacing for example single line spacing, double spacing

Thanks, I'll update you after doing it..

Business › Re: Finally Published My 444pg Book On Amazon Kdp by Ahumanbeing(op): 8:56am On Jun 18, 2020

sammieddi:
Good Day Bro, pls can you kindly run me through the process of copywriting your Book?

Copyrighting or copywriting?

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