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mukina2: how i wish persin could use pursestrings head/leg for rugby i will be happy

All weapons aimed at RVP's legs will not prosper this season.
If na joke,stop am.

mukina2: ox off for per

forced change

mike dean God is watching you o

Tell Kors that there's a difference between soccer and rugby.

mukina2: yessss

saved!!!
i love you chesney!!!!

How long can you love him?

One man down against Citeh no be joke oh.

Pers warming up.

Phuck you Dzeko

What happened there?

See mumu foul!

Let's go there!

Even if you don't win,do remember that RVP's 20th goal of the season is dedicated to Arsene Wenger and all Arsenal fans.

Mukina, I'm reporting for duty.

mukina2: 4 mins added time

see idiotic pursestrings wan score two left legs

Kpele. I will meet you at your thread to console you when Citeh deals with you.

For now,lemme enjoy my 10points lead.

She's really pretty.

mukina2: pepe to break legs soon rubbish!

Hope you know his 20th goal of the season is dedicated to yours truly.

Modern Family S04 E11

Prison Break

xzit: thanks but actually my botched downloads were mostly online software installations on my laptop. That cant be downloaded with these download managers really. i usually use FDM,IDM ot expressfiles for my large downloads on pc. I wonder if i can get a download manager for my galaxy tab though...

Go to the Play store and search for XWindDown.

Thanks

Mehn,sorry oh.

Jigawa,the land of retrogressive development where 70% of the elite live in Kano.

Yuck.

Let them open up slots in Southern Nigeria. Can they work in Maiduguri?

It looks like an octopus hibernating on a human head.

If they can't get me Beyonce,then I'm not interested.

Arsenal taking the jokes bashing lead with Raz Benishyyt and Fernando 50cent to follow.

Dygeasy: Can we all contribute to the death of this thread and every other Tonto Dikeh thread making front page by not commenting on them? Please. After this comment kindly don't add yours, you can just like the ones you've read. Thank you.

I think we should avoid her threads anytime we see them.

This is spamming of the frontpage.

This girl again?

Sorry Dr Dre,everyday is a Tonto day.

Una dey form gangsta abi? Lemme get back to Lagos una hear.

What's this I read about sending the card to the head office of the issuing bank?

Does it mean that a transaction gone awry in Minna would have to suffer more by waiting for the card to travel to Lagos before coming back to Minna?

If this is the case,I think I will have to stop using my ATM cards in remote locations.

1. Always present photocopies of documents. This includes your drivers licence.

2. Try and gauge the accent of the officer and use it to your advantage. You can also look for the name tag on his/her uniform. The tribal card comes in handy 95% of the time.

3. Speak pidgin fluently as it makes them less intimidated by you.

4. Request to see a superior officer. He is always willing to listen to your Queens English and has the power to tell his boys to free you with a mild settlement.

5. Always bargain to the teeth even if your car is loaded with cash. They don't like time wasters and will collect whatever you give them at the end.

6. Never ever follow them to the police station. If you do,OYO is your case.

P.S: This applies if your documents/car accessories are not up to date or you violate traffic regulations. If it is a routine stop-and-search,kindly remain calm. The worst they can do is ask for a bottle of Coke or TGIF money.

Four Tonto Dikeh threads currently on the front page.

#itsova

So many hidden posts here.

Boiz are not smiling.

O ma ga oo

Nairaland is owned by . . . . . . . . . . . .

A. Seun Osewa B. Tonto Dikeh C. All of the above D. None of the above

The hottest Nairaland celebrity of all time!

www.google.com/m?q=tonto+dikeh+nairaland&client=ms-opera-mini&channel=new

This doesn't look like the real deal and a simple google check will tell it all.

ignis: This match wasn't interesting at all.

I actually slept off and woke up to the roar of fans ushering in Michu. That boy badt gan!

I will come back when the King of satellite pictures gives this thread his blessing.

Someone should go and fetch musiwa.

Congrats,its a replay folks!!!