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Raumdeuter, did renato actually finish the season without a goal and assist?

Debroslink:
Ogbeni you no see how Sandro (team C player) repackaged your legend Ivanovic and Mikel in one move in same match. Dude even barb John Terry's hair.

The three players you mentioned are no more with us and they were about leaving that time. Same can not be said about the players hazard ran rings around in your team, to score that pretty goal. Take the L in your moniker and link up with bykebyke. He has taken some back to nou camp.

bykebyke:
Airmark.


Chat to me about Kante always getting destroyed whenever he plays against a quality midfield.

Will you remind me what you said when this happened to busquets in particular and your team in general?

https://i.imgflip.com/rpgfo.gif

airmark:
They believe man utd na maga and enough money to throw in the air. Real will just add peanuts and buy mbappe. soft work.

I dont want to believe my team is the maga now. Madrid is not only adding peanuts, they are bringing the whole tree. I dont even know the amount to quote again. First thing tomorrow morning, it's road work. I must get my fitness back, straight to monaco.

There are levels to stuffs in life. Some of us know the quality required to triumph in ucl, while some get carried away by inferior things coated in fascinating colours. Because i am a fan, won't let me have stvpid hope. Batshuayi may be a player for the future, definitely not the one to rely on, to paddle our canoe after costa, upfront. I will gladly loan him after this match.

diggz:
Lol....

Morata is tall sha!!

Yes, thats why he scored some crosses. I am not sure drogba is taller than him, only that he hasn't got his heart. I hope they bombard his system with animal pak.

Please work on him, he needs private sessions like this.

https://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article10856304.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Chelsea-on-Their-Pre-Season-to-Singapore.jpg

Where's a40, dayo apari ?

weedtaker:
how was benzema bale rashford lingard and ukakus performance? are theirs better than Anthony's?

The only anthony i know in england at the moment is a pugilist.

weedtaker:
that lindelof go really be afo-anu, been shite in de whole preseason he has featured in (was decent against man city sha), what a stupid tackle from him not 4getin de shite penalty, fvckin sell him already and buy micheal keane.

The weed taker himself.

Nihilist:
You guys all missed the stand out bar there sha. Maybe you guys didn't watch the people's champ back in his hey day.

He used to ask that rhetorical question all the time just before he entered the ring. But nobody could smell it....well, ibime just exposed the only person who could.

Yeah you are right. I also like how he was creative with lines quoted below. Instead of asking him to lend him his ear, for the next warning line. He decided to use his nose (object of ridicule) and punch it with a line he had set up earlier for a cure for a knee injury. I call this a double strike on an innocent nose. Give me your ears nose, dont go near pep and give me your nose i have a knee injury to treat.

Ibime:
I have knee injury myself. Can you lend me some nose?

Don't let Pep catch you. He will use you to treat Gundogan.

The guy served into ibime's hands. Don't joke with a battle rapper when he is battle ready. Where is chic2pimp, come and request for round 2.

sebod:
Hahahahahahaha......
Sanchez, a la Liga reject, who left because he couldn't bench Neyboy suddenly became the biggest player in one of your top teams and became the most wanted guy by almost all your co Shkpites
Ozil is currently the best midfielder in that same one of the top teams in your league. Ozil?
Yaya is now a City eternal legend, I mean Yaya Toure?
Zlatan turned himself to 'god' in United bro

All these players have one thing in common; la Liga.
While la liga keeps poaching the epl biggest players, the rejects, second rated and the bench warmers are being sent to you guys to become gods there.
Having dodged the big L in Lukaku, we handed you Shekpite a bigger one in ensuring you broke your transfer record on a mere bench warmer in Spain. The greatest L awaits you guys when he becomes another god in epl

The same sanchez that scored 19 la liga goals in his last season in laliga and came to epl and got his numbers dropped, both in goals and assists is a reject? The same ozil that many arsenal fans call lazy midfielder, who is just playing for fun is the best midfielder? Mr sebodi hope this neymar issue has not affected you. Valdes and pique are two of your products who can testify. One came early and was banished for low quality. The other came with stvpid experience and got relegated to u21 team of man utd, at 33 years of age. Negredo and soldado have their own tales. Pedro came and needed to be drilled to measure up, playing nonsense in his first season. Epl is a risk for neymar, he is smart, he knows.

bigkesh:
Make I no lie ,Batshuayi has a lot to work on....A lot

His finishing for a start

If he was a youth player,we would have heard something like "He is nor ready to play for Chelsea,Loan him"

I dont just know how some people analyse football they watch with their own eyes, not borrowed ones. He scored brilliant goals, which i applauded, but should we now turn the blind eye to so many aspects of his game that are let downs in a pre-season match? Conte is not blind, if he could say kante still needed to improve, i know he would tell batshuayi more than that after this game despite scoring. I saw some weak shots from him which i didn't even talk about. At a point willian screamed at him for shooting timidly when he should have set him up for a goal. Some people are more interested in batshuayi's dreads than what he does for the team.

funlord:
You are so right sir! Touch me not?

Lalaboi?

His first touch is still better than ukaku's.

Nihilist:
Next thing you'll hear is Play X, Play Y like Conte is holding pad in a gamecentre.

If you look out of place in a game with nothing riding on it, teams who are desperate for points will eat you alive in serious competition.

Arsenal have had chances to score at least 2 now.

Conte knows who he will try out of them. That tomori guy showed some moments of brilliance. Boga is also good and this match can build his confidence. I dont know what to say about Remy again. Talking about giving youths the opportunity, conte needs to apply wisdom. The senior boys will continue to hold the aces.

lalaboi:
1 or 2 bad touches and he is unfinished article... Mr airmark please mention a player in the whole world that always has 100 percent good touches in a match.

Dude had a good game shikena. It won't hurt to leave it at that. If na hazard now you nor go dey talk all these he needs to build on it and do even better talk.

I am not coming at you but I just hate your double standards.

Ciao

1 or 2 bad touches my foot. It's obvious you didnt watch the match from the beginning and stop all these hazard this, hazard that, anytime we are discussing other players. I had criticised hazard when he was playing rubbish 2 seasons ago. If some of us could liken lukaku's first touch to that of a rapist, that wont stop us from telling you what we observed in batshuayi's and which we believe he could still improve on. I can show you more than 6 moments he lost possessions under pressure, if i lay my hands on the entire first half video . If this is nothing to you, it's something to some of us looking for ucl glory. You cant lead the line like that and expect miracles in ucl.

Nihilist:
Lol these yoot ain't ready

They cant string number of passes together successfully .

Ibime:
Batman is a good player. We no need Morata sef. Batman and Abraham is enough

Batman is still not there yet bro. He is an unfinished article. He made some poor touches earlier in the match and not forgetting the cbs are not arsenal's real cbs. Not taking anything from him, he can develop on this and do well.

Whats wrong with batshuayi? Does he want to put more pressure on morata now?

Griffon:
That dude is a lightweight striker. LordFalcao just dey flood this thread with craps all the while.

We told him but he won't listen.

Lacasera withdrawn now.

It's me lacazette, i am out of luiz pocket temporarily, now in the dressing room. If you are in doubt, ask lordfalcao.

Batmaaaannnnnnnn

Williannnnnnnnnnnnnn

Griffon:
Is Lacazette out of town? Did Luiz provide him with a transport fare?

Already seeing lacazette out everywhere, where is lordfalcao?

Nice attempt moses

SCOOPERJEF:
abeg which channel dey show baba airmark

Na online i dey watch am.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghgbnF_UVVU

Griffon:
Definitely not ready yet to lead the line.

I tell ya. Make them send morata to gym asap. The way he looks in suit is not encouraging. See as arsenal boys dey charge batman losing possession anyhow.

Batshuayi

Moses needs to work on his crosses

Willian missed.

sebod:
Robinho and Pato are not in anyway fit to lace the boot of Neyboi. I would have loved him to go to epl if truly he's leaving Barca to at least prove you guys wrong and put all these arguments to rest once and for all. A league where Kane, Lukaku, Sanchez are the leading goal scorers

You can get advice from someone lower to you who have an experience where you never being to. Wise rich men learn from poor people who were once rich men before, on stuffs that did them in. Epl? Neymar wont want that hard work and risk, i tell ya. Zuniga did him soft thing, it was night out. By the time shawcross come with a double decker, he will run away like di maria. Aspas who couldn'tscore a single goal in epl, before he was angrily sent back to laliga, was banging in goals with ease and 36yrs sluggish aduriz as laliga's leading goal scorers.

sebod:
Airmark airmark!
The same way a midget and other Barca players help him in the NT to be head and shoulder above his contemporaries.

Marcelo is another midget that helps the man in front to fly without wings. When you have him and alves doubling up for you upfront, you dont need a red bull, you got wings already. That's why when they asked him to pick a player in madrid he wanted in barca, he didnt mince words, he hurriedly named marcelo. Apart from the fact they are friends, no sane footballer will not admire his dashing runs. How i wish he can come to epl, but robinho and pato must have advised him.