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raumdeuter:
Conte predecesors did a good job recruiting young players and he added a few thus was able to play 11 players where 10 of them were 30 and under. Cortouis, Azpi, Luiz, Alonso, Kante, Matic, Fabregas, Hazard, Moses, Costa, Pedro Willian all under 30

Pep inherited a team where all 4 full backs were over 30 in addition to Yaya, Kompany, Jesus Navas, fernandinho

Excuse of a bad workman flying up and down like nukes. He was given free hand to the till, to change players as he deemed fit. Did they force the old players on him? Didnt mou use ivanovic and terry to win epl when he returned? If after spending almost half a billion euros within a year, you are just expecting him to be above man utd (19th over united's 20th), then you must be out of your mind. Since epl is easy according to you, he must win it this second attempt and reach at least ucl semis, after buying all kind of players ( walkers , runners and flyers).

It's high time they added state of origin of Nigerian passport's holder on data page.

Nihilist:
Put down your laptop or tab,

go out of your house,

walk down the road to that woman at the junction

Give her 50 naira

Collect one cane

Give her back the cane

Give here another 50 naira and tell her to flog you with it. 12 strokes only.

Don't forget to thank her after she's done.

Lordfalcao, what's happening to you lately?

raumdeuter:
Light at the end of which tunnel? We checked the latest UEFA ranking only 1 team from your useless league made top 10.

Last season how many teams from your league made the CL quarters?

The two teams from germany got walloped both home and away. #Burndisleaguedown

raumdeuter:
Loardfalcao Guardiola finally buys Dani Alves

You should notify your boy a40 too. If fraudiola doesn't win epl next season, he shouldnt be fired. He must be shot multiple times at close range.

Since there's buy-back clause in chalobah's deal, no cause for alarm. Mine is for the club to buy effective players, not rejects from other clubs. Since we have learnt from lukaku's case, some of these boys should go and come back when they are ready.

ToyinDipo:
It's the team that wins that gets remembered.

Thats the point. Everyone remembers chelsea won ucl in 2012, nothing concerns anyone that barca dominated them with slick football at nou camp.

ToyinDipo:
Which technique, isn't it same counter attack?
Not even half as slick as what you played in the first half of 2014/15.

If counter-attack will help us win ucl or do better than we did in ucl 2014/2015, fcck slick football.

Griffon:
Tiemoue Bakayoko has followed Chelsea FC, Willian, David Luiz, Michy Batshuayi and Didier Drogba on his twitter account this morning.

This boy is blue.

But he tweeted good morning from Manchester. I hope he was trolling the manures.

PattyCake:
You are making #NoSense...Its quite clear the only thing going into your head is air...That skull of yours is as empty as this room...Emptymark.

Despite your big nose, you cant still smell it when your brain is stinkingly poor. United fans were supposed to present you to funlord as a party cake.

chelseabmw:
Bakayoko just can't wait

Conte should polish this guy, he is a tank. Will man utd still nab matic ?

PattyCake:
You are the real fool here, so you are saying you had a seizure yet you were standing up straight and talking...once again Cool story.

Keep moving from post to pillar. 'I too know' will always expose your limited knowledge. Once blood doesn't supply into the brain momentarily, you are starved of oxygen, get that into your brain now.

PattyCake:
Cool story, once again oxygen starvation won't do that to a person, your experience
Was no where near Nouri actually it must have been your village witches reminding you that they are in still control over your head.

Mumu, what carries oxygen to the brain? Have you heard of anoxic seizure before?

Ibime:
That's a different one from oxygen. That's a concussion. I once took a standing concussion going up for a corner. It didn't knock me out but it wiped my memory completely for 30 minutes. We were playing far away in South West London, Berrylands, home of King's College, near Kingston to be precise. I travelled there from my home in Edmonton, North-Central. I let out a scream like someone bust my head open and I was gonna die. But I didn't fall. I kept on playing, and didn't even remember my name or who I am again.

To cut a long story short, after about 15 mins, I realised I must be far away from home and didn't know where I would be going after the match as I forgot where I lived. The thought made me panic that my memory would never return so I started crying. That's when my teammates came and started reminding me of my name, what course I am studying, what year I am in etc. I was still crying though cos nothing could register. What made me calm down was I suddenly remembered that I had stopped by a family friend's house in Kingston on my way to the match, so I said worse case scenario, I will go to her house after the match, then she can call my people to come and take me home, and I would be straight from there. So I took heart and stopped crying. Slowly through the match my short term memory started returning, then eventually my long term returned also. By the time the match ended, I was back to myself fully.

Wow. You are right, i couldnt remember my name and that of my friend. I was even asking the guy what we were doing before. It happened so fast and i would have started crying if it took more than a minute to recover. But, i thought concussion could only happen as a result of blow in the head or so, because i never received any blow or butts in the head. finished the match well and about 5 minutes later, i experienced it. That stuff was scary, i was afraid to play the subsequent match.

PattyCake:
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But you could remember that you couldn't remember anything...Cool Story.

Are you well at all? Didnt i recover from that moment and got all that occurred back immediately ? You troll senselessly.

Ibime:
So many quack doctors in the house.

Doctor done already tell Una say he collapsed with cardiac issue, the brain damage was a secondary problem caused by lack of oxygen to the brain after he collapsed. Una still dey speculate blunt trauma and neuro issues.

I once knew a girl who was oxygen deprived during her birth. A very beautiful girl, but those few minutes of oxygen starvation meant she had no retentive memory. She could not remember what happened yesterday, and had to write everything down to recall them, some of the basic things we take for granted. It was a sad situation cos this girl fine pass Beyonce and Alicia Keys put together.

I swear this is similar to what happened to me after an inter-departmental match i played. I couldnt remember anything for like 50 secs, a friend in front of me almost started crying. I was just saying 'i am finished ' ' i am finished help me, i cant remember anything'. It was scary.

raumdeuter:
Before you discovered internet posters have been using that phrase. Its even a common saying everywhere in the world

Story for the gods.

raumdeuter:
WHat is my business with this? Like I predicted, City is exchanging old players for young ones

Jesus Navas for B Silva
Cabalero for Ederson
If the Walker and Medy deal goes through

Thats Sagna for Walker
Clichy for Mendy

How many years have been shaved off the team total age?

What some of us see lying down in the dark some wont see in bright sunlight on top Burj Khalifa

I had used similar line for a40 before. A40, you see your life? Will you now call this fraudiola's move, a stvpid one?

diggz:
Stoppeeet

Nice one rooney.

raumdeuter:
Lordfalcao, diggz you no see this news or the one of Kyle Walker? The person who informed you about Dani Alves to City is now on leave

See what your boy said about walker when i stated he was my fav. Do you agree with him or you go with fraudiola?

A40:
Washed up Walker? Wey don lanaa. Ok

Spy360:
Obviously you got laid last night.


This morning, you got morning sickness.

Why is arsenal full of all these shameless batty boys?

hensben:
Bro so you want cfc to sign Belotti for 100mil huh, a one season wonder in Seria A? Ha ba

Drogba was a one season wonder for merseille when chelsea bought him. Torres was not a one season wonder, before we wasted 50m on him. So a one season wonder can still do more wonders. Life in itself is a risk bro.

Spy360:
Between Belloti and Morata? Bleep it, I take Mo.

Well, you are an arsenal fan, finishing 4th on the league table, is an achievement over there.

donjazet:
I quite agree with nlimited22 here



Abumeyang seems the cheapest and at the same time the proven one amongst our current limited options. It's best we go for him.

Well i have no problem with auba, he is my second choice. I only prefer belotti considering the number of years he will serve the club at his peak under his countryman.

donjazet:
We shouldn't be overridden by our sentiments.

Nice one, if you are in conte's shoe, how will you resolve this issue?

Unlimited22:
Jesu!!
Airmark calm down naa.
Kai.

I don leave am.

lordfalcao:
i replied your post because i am allergic to lies and i spot them easily.how come is so easy to find out that bale started as a left back in transfermrkt but no single match indicated belotti started as a winger?

Belotti early years started in albinoleffe and it is on transfer market. I will expect you to run away when you don't have facts

Do you know that pique was a striker before? Can you show me on transfermarkt where it was captured? These are stuffs that are not difficult to understand Mr man. Finish your bottle and go and sleep in peace.

diggz:
Airmark why u wan dey run Ur brother down like this?

He foolishly jumped on my post and deserved flogging, i was being subtle at it. Will you help me educate him that not everything about a player's early years, was captured on transfermarkt site? It's like looking for kanu's stats on that site when he was playing for iwuanyanwu national in 1985. Belotti was converted by albinoleffe's coach, he was initially a winger. Is that difficult to understand, diggz? I dont know why i replied him initially.

lordfalcao:
unless he was playing as a winger on trainings.. Then you are the one having comprehension issues.

You better let your brain choose 1

Chai. So if i say drogba started as a defender, you will be looking for it on transfermarkt site? You are a real shekpe fan, not a chelsea fan. What bottle are you on now?

lordfalcao:
which match did belotti play as a winger? Because I can't see none. Is it oshodi fc vs Julius berger?

Stop disgracing yourself. Someone asked you earlier today if you were having problem with reading and comprehension. Read below.

Nihilist:
It took Suarez 2 good seasons to acclimatise to the gruelling physical demands of EPL.

But Suarez wasn't signed for 100m by Liverpool...

Belotti will joining the defending champion. Suarez joined a liverpool team that didnt qualify for ucl. There's sharp contrast in teams' quality. Forget the amount, we should be concerned about what he brings to the table. Everyone knows the market has been bastardized. Our focus should be can conte bring out his best to help the team? My answer is YES.

Nihilist:
2003 was 14 years ago.

Between 2003 and today, Italy have won the World Cup, and played in a EURO final and quarter final. Yet none of their players has come to England and not flopped.

How come they are doing relatively well internationally, but can't replicate such success individually outside of Italy?

This jinx will be broken one day and i think it will be with belotti under conte. Just like suarez, belotti started as a winger and his work ethics on the pitch is impressive. He will succeed in epl under conte .

CapitalCee:
You forgot Zaza

Was zaza a serie a star? Did he ever score upto 15 goals in a season over there?