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raumdeuter:
Thats why its common knowledge that Chelsea fans are the most morronic on the interwebs

Wat does it cost you to reseach why Dybala was not invited

https://in.news.yahoo.com/dybala-edging-closer-juventus-return-011153439.html

So a 27 November 2016 news made argentina not to invite dybala in march 2017? After playing more than 12 matches, scoring goals since that injury period. Are you this stvpid? Copped from the link you sent :


Massimiliano Allegri expects Paulo Dybala to resume squad training next week as he steps up his recovery from a thigh injury.

The Argentina international has not featured for the Serie A champions since their 1-0 defeat to AC Milan on October 22.

You be mumu.

Griffon:
So dumb that he fails to see he's shooting himself on the foot.

Dybala wasn't invited, but Pratto was, so Pratto must be better than the Juve's hitman.

Give this man a job at goal.com and watch him crash that site with punditry from the pit of hell.

Sometimes i feel ashamed of him.

Chelseafan1:
Raumdeuter will never forgive Hazard.... Lol

See humilation, my God!!! , only Messi and some few players can render Bayern legends useless like that

No wonder d guy is always on Hazard's case.... Lol

He buried 3 bayern legends within 3 secs. Ribery was full of his praises.

A40:
Did you know Carlo Ancelotti is actually on Twitter? This is his official handle @MrAncelotti

You can ask him

Thanks bro. No need of asking him again. Going by his last tweet, he is contented with the team that won him quarter final ticket, no addition needed. Boathand should start looking towards china.

Carlo Ancelotti‏Verified account @MrAncelotti Mar 8
Excellent work from my team!! Now let's face the quarter-finals!! @FCBayern #MiaSanMia

A40:
Looks like Douglas Costa would be fine after all. Word is he could be back in training next week

When is boathand returning to first team? Against madrid ?

raumdeuter:
So you first told us Pratto doesnt play 9 now you have it. Pratto played 09

Second Higuain replaced Pratto from the bench, Aguero wasnt even considered for the ntire 90mins and Dybala was not invited for that game

So based on your reasoning, dybala was so poor he couldn't be called to play, right ?

raumdeuter:
Neymar Confed cup winner, Olympics winner treble winner

Tell us about this Hidden Hazard

bykebyke:
Team success does not equate to Individual ability you idiot.

raumdeuter:
Your half education is the problem, despite all effort ibim3 put on saturday you still miss it

Going down to tackle Aguero was the most risky and inefficient thing Boateng could have done in that situation. Aguero was in an alley but Boateng maybe to retrieve the ball quickly he took the risk

Maldini wont take that risk that is why he said its only when he has made a mistake that a tackle would be necesary

Shut it. So boathand was stvpid for making that tackle, yet you didn't stop showing the gif anytime boathand's quality was questioned. Can you see how irresponsible you are ? Meanwhile, below is your view on tackles:

raumdeuter:
Tackle is a last resort when you have already failed to do what should have been done

Now tell me what boathand failed to do here before making these tackles:

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https://j.gifs.com/vpzaNZ.gif

May be we should agree boathand was stvpid making these tackles . Next time when we argue about boathand, i hope you wont bring these gifs again to prove his world cup final great performance. Apari oshi

raumdeuter:
So you are the one missing the point like Hidden Hazard

Hidden hazard missing the point here too.

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raumdeuter:
You still didnt learn anything from ibime, Boateng had the choice of joining with Schweini to crowd Aguero out and dispossess him easily without that tackle

Are you a mor0n? You quoted maldini that tackle can only be made when a mistake had already been done by the tackler. You flaunted it and attacked me telling you it isn't only when you make mistakes you can tackle. Are you now telling us you have accepted you were wrong for thinking that way on saturday ? This is how you argue blindly all the time. Happy you have been educated.

raumdeuter:
Yes these are numerical stats not based on sentiments, id won 2 of the last 3 CL so they understandably are the number 1 team

You should have learnt something from the re-education 1bim3 gave you last Saturday

I want 'up barka' fans to confirm that bayern is superior to barca. I am still waiting since saturday for you to tell us the mistake boathand made and corrected with this tackle .


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raumdeuter:
Yes Madrid of now is a better team than Man Utd of 2008. They have better players than that Man utd

Dortmund is superiior to all EPL teams in the last 4 yrs, Dortmund have played a CL final, And 2 CL quarters tell me any EPL team in the same time frame tht can match that

Below is UEFA top 10 club, Tell me which EPL club is above Dortmund

So bayern munich is superior to barcelona and Real madrid is superior to bayern munich and barca?

cc up barka fans

Hmnnn, now the VC will need to tell us what records informed him dino graduated.

bykebyke:
[s]You aren't saying anything you haven't said three posts ago...except this time you've added pictures.

I'm done with you..


Sod off[/s].

Mumu, next time dont state what you cant defend. Your neymar was dead according to your barca colleague in january.

Chelseafan1:
Na dmcdad I go pity pass, shey den don start to dey deny Pep and Bravo....

I will run the street nak.ed if busquets is transferred to play in epl this summer.

Chelseafan1:
LOL.....that night go be like say we win ucl ni, na baba Mourinho go kon be hin coach

We will start reading true positions of these up barca dudes on neymar. Since he will no more be their property, they will start bshing him, calling man utd, mugu.

bykebyke:
How would Neymar be the second best player on the pitch if he didn't put in a good shift you fücking spastic..


Jesus Christ.

Well at least you properly spaced/paragraphed the rubbish you typed up there.

Significant Progress made.


Next is to make you start thinking like a human being instead of a Donkey.


Inshallah...it will happen.

You are one of the reasons everyone marks down 'up barka' fans' intellectual abilities. Neymar was 2nd best in your dumb head. Few sensible barca fans criticised him here after those matches, but you watched him only on whoscored probably.

Terver23:
Neymar is dead !

Chanchit:
As for Naymar I won't want to believe the Brazilian players syndrome has caught up with him already cos it would be too early.

Chelseafan1:
No, Bykebyke didn't post those this season, they were last sessons posts, watch some pple come defend him that he has been good this year like August to December isn't part of this season.

That's how stvpid these people are here.

Chelseafan1:
It would be my greatest joy in 2017 if he signs.

I will drink myself to stupor the night he signs

bykebyke:
This is coming from someone that posted a gif of someone sliding in a rondo to prove that Pep teaches tackling.

If what you could conclude with that gif is this, then no need taking you on anything brain-tasking. You are mentally disabled. Someone stated nobody slide tackled in rondo, i showed him one. Now, your dumb brain interpreted it to have meant i proved that pep trained tackles. You analyse soccer like a local person. No wonder your verdicts are so wack, few sensible barca fans couldn't stand your illogical views.

bykebyke:
My thoughts are clear enough for anybody with a functioning brain,stop deliberately distorting them.

3months.

Neymar was the second best player on the pitch after Messi vs Real Betis and Villarreal..

But you wouldn't know that because you did not watch the match

This tells it all. You are a local viewing center kinda football follower that rushes to whoscored to form an opinion. Those are matches your barca fans here lamented that neymar had lost it. I watched those matches and especially against villareal he lost couple of chances and he was very poor. Your head will serve a better purpose for rituals to help enrique out.

bykebyke:
[s]Typical dumb airmark.

Fantastic strawmanning of my thoughts and taking posts out of context to prove a nonexisting point.

Well,everyone on this section knows you are dim.

I will let this slide,But the next time you delibrately distort my posts...it won't be funny.


January,February,March..not few weeks...Few months.


Olodo.[/s]

You are one of the dumbest barca fans in this world. Is September through january not more than february through march?. If you recommended a player to be sold because he was a piece of sh1t for 5 months, but now he is as good as winning ballon d'or because of few games in 2 months, you need your brain immersed in polyphenol solution. You are a disgrace to all genuine barca fans worldwide. You are so foolish to recommend a player ''inconsistent as fxck '' for world best because of what he played from february. What did he play against betis ?, what did he play against villareal? . Below are your barca fans lamenting on neymar in january. So my neymar's few weeks' brilliance stays valid, unless you are still dull in maths.

Terver23:
Neymar is dead !

Chanchit:
As for Naymar I won't want to believe the Brazilian players syndrome has caught up with him already cos it would be too early.

bykebyke:
Neymar go fück yourself..Piece of Shït.

bykebyke:
Sell Neymar to PSG next season for 220m,buy Carrasco

bykebyke:
I need Neymar benched.

Arda has been better at LW this season.

bykebyke:
When I tell people I want him to be sold next summer they think I'm mad.

He is inconsistent as fück.

Now, same player should win ballon d'or for few weeks' brilliance.



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A40:
I don't know what Robben is still trying to prove by playing 90mins and partaking in the disgrace that is the Dutch National Team.

Müller on target for the 2nd straight game. I hope this is a sign he is slowly picking up form. We are going to need him vs Madrid

Is boathand out of action for the rest of the season? He is no more playing for both club and country again. I saw suleman on bench, how would coach prefer howedes as cb to him? Many questions begging for answers.

Ibime:
Kids in Nigeria play 3v2, 2v1, Fool etc. I'm disappointed in you though. You supposed to teach us some things about pro football, you started telling us all the games we already played as kids in Nigeria. What's next "dribble and score"?

How about the one we call 'American football' that one where if someone opio ie nutmeg you, everybody is allowed to slap shege out of you until you run and touch a tree. That's the best drill for teaching players how to keep their legs closed. Did they teach you that one in professional football as well?

Kids play 11v 11 everywhere too like pros . Kids play monkey posts , pros also use small posts. Garden egg is different from egg. If you want to train, hit gym first and tell me the amount of pounds you dropped before I can give you tips on how to nutmeg dayo and silence him forever, even if he comes with his Ill-timed tackles.

Ibime:
Shut it mate. You told us that a coach can show a player how to make a slide tackle like Boateng did on Messi. We asked you how and you started talking about piggy in the middle.




There is no professional player that needs a long jump coach to show them how to slide on their arse. If you have not worked out the physics of your own body by then, it is not old men like Ancelotti and SAF that will come and break their knees showing you how to jump like long jump coach. Coach does not show professional footballer how to control the flight of his own body, coaches only job is to keep the professional footballer in shape and the player can sort out his own mechanics. Before that player signed pro-contract, he already knows how to slide on his own arse.

You went to Phillipines to play football, instead of learning proper skills so we can send you to China to make shaolin money, you went to start using piggy in the middle to learn how to slide on your arse when other players where using it to learn touch, technique and speed of passing. No wonder you dropped out of football to play MMM, and now when we ask you which slide tackle drills you used in your football career, you start telling us about pig in the middle.

You are a f00l. If i give you soccer drills with cones, you will defend better than man utd's jones in 6 months and dayo wont be yabbin you again. 1v1 , 2v1, 3v2 , piggy can serve many purposes in training sessions. That 1 man attacking advantage in 3v2, 2v1 will force the defender(s) to always tackle to stop goal-bound move among other stuffs. I dont blame you for not knowing this, but you need to calm down and understand that no one is an island of knowledge.

Ibime:
[s]My friend shut it. There is only so long one can stomach eediocy. We have always known you are not bright upstairs but claiming that piggy in the middle is a slide tackling exercise is the height of eediocy. Using gif of slide tackle during pig in the middle to claim it is a slide tackle exercise is just as stewpid. You might as well use gif of slide tackle in monkey post to claim the same thing.

Playing 5 a side is chiefly a possession and pressing exercise like piggy. Players shooting during 5-a-side is not evidence that 5 a side is a shooting drill. Shooting has its own drill.

Crossing has it's own drill. Set Pieces have their own drill. Ball control has its own drills through head tennis etc. Dribbling has its own drill with the slalom cones. Even pressing has its own drill, where cones are set across the pitch and each player must block all passing lanes through two cones.[/s][s]

You are busy telling us you are an ex-pro footballer and cannot point to any slide tackling drill, you are busy telling us nonsense about piggy. In all your years in pro football, which coach taught you slide tackling and what was the drill? Please don't say Piggy!
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I never told you piggy was a slide tackle training. Quote me. When you lose argument, you start misrepresenting facts. You stated ''nobody does slide tackles in piggy'' and 3v2, i just exposed you as a nincompoop with that gif. You never played semi-professional football except in local oloibiri high school field and on your street. What you dont know you keep mute and learn. I said 3v2 and other sessions could be used to improve tackling skills. I dont know if fat has done you bad to forget stuffs so easily. When you are found out, you keep quiet and move on. Dayo has done that, but agidi will not let you eat the humble pie. Everything you were saying about tackles since yesterday showed you lack knowledge of what you immersed yourself in. Tackle is one of the essential skills a great dm must possess to be above the rest. Matic did it in 2014/2015 for us. Kante is doing it. If you dont like it, dont visit whoscored, skysports, squawka and other media that hold it in high esteem in rating players. Stop telling us nonsense here.

Ibime:
That's a playful matter, not regular pig in the middle protocol. This is how fights start in training.

Your brain has been noticed - "Pig in the middle is a slide tackle drill".

I hope you are not thinking of coaching career. The day you come and tell your players you want to show them how to slide tackle using pig in the middle is the day you will lose your job. We have all played pig in the middle a million times bro. Stop it.

You keep shifting post, dabbling into ridiculous stuffs when cornered. Spirit of ramuzaki has taken over you. If i show you 10 gifs of slide tackles in piggy, you will still find something to say. Tackles generally and interceptions are improved with piggy sessions. You need to learn it today. Stop arguing blindly.

Ibime:
What a facetious mugu. Nobody is coaching this player to slide, and nobody told him to slide nor called him and showed him how to slide properly. He is just playing football not being coached on how to slide. This is Peps Barca team as evidenced by the presence of Seydou Keita. Was Pep coaching tackle?

Yes this is where a coach's input comes in. After he failed in that attempt, a coach like conte will give him tips why his tackle was ineffective and risked being carded. what he needs to do in such situation next time. This is the beauty of training that you dont understand as you never experienced it before.

Ibime:
3 Vs 2 session, pig in the middle aka fool etc is not coaching of tackles. It is to help your pressing, fitness, touch, passing etc. Nobody slide tackles in those sessions.

Coach slide tackle ko, coach tackle ni.

Even me Ibime, no professional coach can come and coach me about slide tackling and teach me how to slide. You either have the timing or you don't. That's as stupid as claiming NBA coach is teaching professional basketballers how to jump and touch the rim.

If you find one interview from one professional player claiming one coach taught him how to slide tackle after he became a professional, I will change my moniker on this forum. Brainless yarns.

This is how you twist stuffs. Tackles are part of what a coach can improve in his players. Those that you listed are defensive drills and can be tweaked for tackles training generally. Meanwhile you can do minimal slide tackles in 3 v 2 bro, it depends on what the coach want to improve at that time. I am telling you from a former player's point of view, you are arguing blindly. While you use a 'piggy in the middle' to train possession keeping, you can use it to drill your defenders on interceptions, pressing and tackles. Not every tackles are slide tackles, so there are cases coach will draft few defenders only in the middle and give them targets. Dont tell me what i know bro.


Nobody does slide tackle, right ?

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bykebyke:
Tah

They missed De Bruyne more...He makes them tick.


Hazard isn't very influential in Belgium.

Nacer Chadli has a similar contribution with Hazard in that Belgium team.

The day i saw your moniker, i knew you had madness in you. There was this werey in my street back then, he would shout and repeat every word : ''go go'', ''run run'', ''eat eat'', BYKE BYKE.

Nihilist:
https://e08.img-up.net/Caniggiavs82b1.gif

Baba nla tackle.

Cannigia your papa

Sledge hammer

Ibime:
You are a joker my gee

You went a brought an instructional video from livestrong for kids and amateurs to show that professional coaches are coaching topflight professional footballers to slide tackle. You are ridiculous mehn. Any coach that instructs professional footballers to do sliding drills in training will get sacked that same day. What an insult. For one, training sessions try to avoid too much hard contact to avoid injuries to players. What kind of mumu coach will run slide tackle drills with professional topflight footballers?

When Pep said he is not a coach for the tackles, everyone with sense understood that he meant he doesn't coach defence much, not that we expect Conte and Mourinho to be doing slide tackle drills while Pep is not.

This is how you get stuffs wrong. There are different drills to improve defender's tackling skills. You can have 3 v 2 sessions among others. During this session , coach will point out your mistakes in late tackle timing and all that. You can't understand these things bro. Stick to your soccer stats and calculation. Pep who doesn't give an f about tackles , has his team conceding goals left and right. Don't try to twist peps line, go and watch the interview , he asked "what is tackle ? I don't train tackles ". He was asked a clear question on tackles.

So without hazard, this team cant beat a 10-man greece .

Ibime:
Coaches don't train players on any sliding tackles. Do you think any coach comes with whistle and tell players to start sliding on the floor?

Oh boy you funny o. All coaches defensive work is positional. Where to stand, when to press, when to drop, when to spring offside trap etc. Any coach that plays the ball down the line and asks players to go sliding after it will get laughed out of the training ground.

That Boateng tackle is an anomaly. 9 times out of 10 you don't hit the floor on a tackle like that. His momentum took him down in trying to clear the ball as far as he can at the same time as make the tackle. That was not a slide tackle situation. He fell down, he didn't slide forward. When someone is running at you face to face, you don't usually slide into them.

It's obvious you have never trained professionally as a footballer. I will pardon you. You can search online for tutorials where you see pro soccer coaches giving tips on tackles. You think pep was mad for saying he didnt train tackles? Come on, you are ignorant as regards soccer technicalities. These link may clear your enormous ignorance. From me to you it's free :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ794D3zYAU



Now as regards boathand's tackle, you are just arguing blindly. If he didnt hit the floor, he wouldn't have made swift contact with that ball. Some stvpid defenders reason like this and players like hazard, messi, neymar destroy them with their quick foot. Touching the balls before they do. The reason for slide tackles is to make a contact where standing tackle will not be enough. In that boathand's tackle, standing tackle would have embarrassed him.