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raumdeuter:
[s]Goals/Assist per minutes are all that matter when a sensible person is checking the stats[/s]
Iniesta is a Central midfielderwhen he was an attacking midfielder he posted 21 assists a season

[s]But you the eternal fooll the school dropout with no sense at all despite taking extensive lessons last weekend yet still foolish wont understand [/s]

See where your defence is pushing you to again? After chelsea match, be ready to run again. I want to chase you away from all threads.

Chelseafan1:
Apari, alainironu, baldness is affecting ur brain, u need to start considering surgery

Dayo, alainironu Easy o, show some respect. Meanwhile, egbon dayo why u dey get unsettled cases like nigerian courts? . Last week it was '' tacklers only tackle to correct their mistakes''. This week it's another, only God knows what you are cooking next. Easy egbon apari, dont choke us.
In other news, who can predict our game correct score?

raumdeuter:
Tell which of these is a surprise to you? That you are a reetard or that you are the most reetarded peson in your age group from birth?

Useless apari, you think goal/assists per minute is the all in all in soccer for a non-striker. If it is, someone as unproductive as iniesta would not have entered fifa best 11 for 8 consecutive years. Use your head, that they are deprived of hairs externally, doesn't mean it's empty internally.

raumdeuter:
[s]You and your master are extremely foolish and uneducated. Go and ask people who know about stats why staticians have a baseline

E.g when they are comparing players they say "Among players who have played beyond a certain number of minutes?"

So if a bench player comes in and in 10mins score 1 goals all season that means his ratio is 1 goal every 10mins?

Like I said stats are only useful in the hands of those with common sense and that should exclude you and airmark[/s]

Chai a40, come and see your oponu mentor.

A40:
No mind that spineless odaaran ponbele known as air apoche cra cra. I don tell you before say that maiguard money na audio. If its not a bet any Jamiu Okola from Arigidi can google don't expect him to engage

The difference tween me and you and your boss, dayo is i am more intelligent than both of you. No bragging. The image below is the reason boathand may start this free goals-galore match. If today, boathand is still benched, he should go to dubai next weekend on AWOL. Mumu.

Chelseafan1:
So, Airmark, this Apari Raumdeuter has refused to come defend his senseless old man logic....this shameless guy has been found out again, e Don run.

Olori gbigbe, alainitiju

Imagine that. He will just defecate everywhere and run. See wack logic he based his conclusion on, nitori olorun? . It's disgraceful.

raumdeuter:
gbo airmark, chelseafan1. None of you is bold enough to put your lean money where your fat mouth is.

Boateng starts tomorrow vs Augsburg

You and your ajakaja40 are just shameless. I am waiting for you to defend that stvpid logic on man utd thread. You think you can duck. Apari oshi

Chelseafan1:
I also noticed he skipped that question.

The most annoying thing is, some mumu man utd fans were still using the flawed logic to ask questions. Dayo is not only a bad influence on up barka fans, he has extended his tentacles to some dolts in here. I dont know how some educated people will be reasoning like illiterates all the time. Cant people use their brains these days? The apari avoided my post like a plague. I will ask sahara to investigate him soon.

Chelseafan1:
Old man, reply airmark, u wanna stylishly dodge his post again tonight, it won't work.

Man utd fans using his wack logic will not learn, next time they will still be quoting rubbish.

raumdeuter:
This is Friday evening you and apoche cra cra should put your money where your mouth is and take the bet we made since Tuesday on the Bayern thread

foolish people

Now your logic has turned to gridlock. Take your L and dance to munich.


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Where's that apari raumdeuter to come and defend his stvpid logic? Have asked him since early morn. I have seen some mumu manure fans using same goals/assists per mins stats to ask questions about hazard. We should murk this stvpid logic once and for all.

raumdeuter:
It will do you a lot of good to slow down because one thing about stats

Mhkitaryan thats a bench warmer 7 goals 5 assists in 1642 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 136mins

Hazard that is a starter 11 goals 5 assists 2400 mins played in all comps. meaning he contributes to goal every 150mins

Now tell us how a bench warmer Mhkitaryan is posting better stats than Hidden regular starter Hazard

This is a stupid conclusion that defines how wack your knowledge of football is.

Iheanacho has 7 goals and 3 assists in 842 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 85mins

Ibrahimovic has 26 goals and 9 assists in 3480 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 100mins

Lukaku has 22 goals and 7 assists in 2637 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 90 mins



Now tell us how a bench warmer Iheanacho is posting better stats than regular starters ibrahimovic and lukaku ?

Based on your i.diotic logic, iheanacho >>>>lukaku >>>ibrahimovic


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raumdeuter:
Chelseafan1 nihilist sircumalot come and tell the foolish apoche cracra its Friday evening

Make he come stake his money

Mumu, it's not yet evening here.

raumdeuter:
It will do you a lot of good to slow down because one thing about stats

Mhkitaryan thats a bench warmer 7 goals 5 assists in 1642 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 136mins

Hazard that is a starter 11 goals 5 assists 2400 mins played in all comps. meaning he contributes to goal every 150mins

Now tell us how a bench warmer Mhkitaryan is posting better stats than Hidden regular starter Hazard

This is a stupid conclusion that defines how wack your knowledge of football is.

Iheanacho has 7 goals and 3 assists in 842 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 85mins

Ibrahimovic has 26 goals and 9 assists in 3480 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 100mins

Lukaku has 22 goals and 7 assists in 2637 mins meaning he contributes to goals every 90 mins



Now tell us how a bench warmer Iheanacho is posting better stats than regular starters ibrahimovic and lukaku ?

Based on your i.diotic logic, iheanacho >>>>lukaku >>>ibrahimovic


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dopeJemi:
juventus 2014/2015(cl)

hazard??

Let's check that 2014/2015 season real quick, shall we ?


Ballon d'or 2015

Hazard : 8th

Pogba : 15th


Uefa best player in europe 2014/ 2015

Hazard : 6th

Pogba : 10th

bykebyke:
Team success does not equate to Individual ability you idiot.

Chelseafan1:
Lol, its just so good to see these Man utd fans wail and claim everything Man utd is better than Chelsea's.


We've dealt with this team too much in recent years, why won't they be asking how Hazard is worth 100m when 89m Pogba has been uber - useless for them.

They have easily forgotten that Pogba has no excuse, same Coach managing him now managed Hazard for 3 years.

Useless Pogba is worth 89m but no, Hazard isn't worth 100m.

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bigkesh:
He even mentioned Pogba... .my chest

That's where i decided not to reply him again. He even prefers theoretical evidence to practical as seen in videos. He deserves no reply.

Lana1:
Lol Irrelevant gifs. So bcoz he won penalty for Chelsea now validates Zidane's assertion??
Lol. U're only proving the fact that he's nothing more than a take-on merchant. Nothing exceptional!!

If you have him in your team this season, you wont need concave lens to view the epl trophy.


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Nihilist:
Weak....

How weak? How wack?

Like DarkRebel weak?

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Here you are posing like an armed robber that got caught stealing puff puff, and you have to guts to call someone else 'weak'?

Mate you look like you're one mosquito bite away from an early grave. You're so skinny, I'm sure you can get away with submitting an xray for your drivers license.

I'm a bit annoyed with coogar though. Instead of him to dash you money from the Arif business, and save you from kwashiorkor, he was dashing you lines to use on Nairaland.

How did i miss this ? I know many barca fans would like this post too.

LoRdCaT:
[s]Are you trolling? So Zidane is UEFA or FIFA now right? Just read the rubbish you have been typing. [/s]Zidane saying Hazard is the Third worldbest is just as valid as Pele saying Godwin Opara will be world best someday.


[s]Shinobi Hazard of the "hidden" leaf village should be starring in Naruto not playing football.[/s]

If you cant differentiate between an assertion and a prediction, that's your problem, not mine.


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LoRdCaT:
[s]I just dey look you as you dey yarn opata since. Dem say make you post hidden hazard achievement, you dey post mumu gifs, so scoring against united na achievement abi? Now you dey compare De gea(goal keeper) with hazard(attacker) you well so? The world record amount for a goalkeeper is 33m while its 89m for an attacker so there shouldn't be any comparism at all but here you are posting trash in the name of supporting hazard. Oga you better collect your L in peace before you are pushed into posting more balderdash [/s]

Who is this mumu asking me about former epl best player of the year and zidane-certified 3rd best?

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Funlordjnr:
200 million naira for the Belgian Garba Lawal? Why not!

66million for spanish ike shorunmu

Funlordjnr:
TOO BAD MADRID:



David De Gea would only be allowed to leave Manchester United if Real Madrid double the world record fee for a goalkeeper.

That record still stands at the £33m that Juventus paid for Gianluigi Buffon so that price is likely to prove prohibitive.

According to the Mail, there is no £52m release clause in De Gea’s contract, contrary to reports in his native Spain.


www.football365.com

De gea 66m? Hazard should be 200m

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Lana1:
Ok. Make i break am down for u. Pretend Zidane never existed. If a useless manager like Moyes had said his top 3 players were C.Ro, Messi and Hazard, would u ve taken that comment with any seriousness??

No. Do you think zidane was the only person that hailed hazard? Your coach, mou stated at a point that hazard was better than ronaldo. did you see me hammering on that ? Everyone is not driven by sentiment, Mr. Lana.

Lana1:
I gave u solo goals from other Average joes who were never compared with C.Ro and Messi. And that's just to prove to u that there's nothing Hazard has done that we haven't seen the Ben Arfas, the Martials, the Lawals l, the Zahas and the Bolasie's of this world do before. Whether it is take-ons or solo goals.

Since hazard is garba lawal with belgian passport and lawal had scored goals like hazard's before. Send me the link of lawal's . Is that too much to ask?

Lana1:
That was Zidane's honest opinion. Surely u dont expect me to believe u took Zidane's opinion as Gospel do u??
If Moyes had said same thing, ll u be posting it all over the section??

Zidane and moyes ? You must be kidding.

Lana1:
I'll show u three:
Ben Arfa's goal solo goals vs Bolton & Blackburn.
Martial's goal vs Liverpool.

You stated that hazard was garba lawal with belgian passport. I asked you to prove it with a quality goal like hazard's, you are now telling me about ben arfa. You will just type recklessly and wont be able to defend it.


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weedtaker:
what was mustafi thinking seff, say hazard wan score from there abi wetin?

That's a world cup winning defender for you. Why wont dayo rate boathand so high?

weedtaker:
coquelin na kolo o

abeg post dat one wey mustafi sweep field.

Ibime said he turned our pitch to mosalasi (mosque)

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Lana1:
The only real defence airmark and Hazard fans will ever ve are his goals against United, his pointless take-ons and an irrelevant comment from Zidane.

Hazard's mates are busy balling for either their club, their country, or their club and country but some people will still ve mouth to come here and be putting Hazard in same Category as C.Ro and Messi. Rubbish!

Elite players ll keep winning where it matters. Hazard can keep winning his Take-on trophies.

Overrated Garba Lawal with Belgian passport.

Zidane said after those two, hazard. How is that difficult for you to understand? That we have schmeichel in ucl qfinal and de gea in one lacklustre europa competition, doesn't make de gea inferior. Show me a quality goal by lawal against any team, in fact mobil pegasus like the one below and get 50 bucks sent to you.


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raumdeuter:
Zidane hyped Hazard just like Pele hyped Godwin Okpara

Prediction is different from assertion. Pele's was prediction, zidane's was assertion. Stop making elementary errors.

SeekinAttention:


This bald man just like mediocre names.
Ahmed Musa
Godwin Okpara
Shabani Nonda

He is acquainted with all of them. That's why boathand is like gold to him.

sebod:
The door will be shut because Chelsea would be parading the greatest footballers the world has even seen in Hazard-Lukaku-Sanchez

They will perfect what draxler - cavani - dimaria failed to execute.

raumdeuter:
Zidane hyped Hazard just like Pele hyped Godwin Okpara

Zidane didn't predict like pele did in what you quoted. Zidane's wasn't a future tense, i expected you to know the difference.

dopeJemi:
in this disgraceful post, no offence to you, you have just shown us that scoring against man united makes you the next big thing after ronaldo

let's list players that are the next big thing after ronaldo

odion ighalo, scored against man united
welbeck, scored against united
lescott, also scored against united
berahino

hazard's mates are scoring in cl finals and world cup finals, you are posting gifs of him scoring against man united

wehdone sir

I just showed you tips of the iceberg. Tell me a player consistently terrorising man utd, scoring de gea year-in year-out, and you have a great player in your hands. Below is how he sodomised 3 bayern legends in 3 secs. Neuer is arguably the best keeper in the world in the last few years. This moment nearly made dayo jump from skyscraper. Ordinary player like merefish wouldnt do this against bayern, the then ucl champions.

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dopeJemi:
[s]hahahahahaha

next big thing indeed, by doing what exactly? running around? dribbling? what is that noteworthy thing hazard has done to make him the next big thing after ronaldo?


before ronaldo moved to madrid, he was the league's top scorer, the best player in the world and a cl winner

like how is he the next big thing after ronaldo when

bale, in the euros, he shone, in a champions league final he shone and scored, pre Madrid, he shone, both in the league and champions league

neymar, world cup and olympics he single handedly led his team to the semis and final, the champions league, he shone and scored in a final

hazard?

please just do with hazard as I have done with neymar and bale[/s]

Not every player will be rated 100m+ and be playing below par like pogba. Real madrid's zidane has said his mind, he knows more than you and what he needs in his team. Bring on those tackles.


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We know why zidane wants him and some man utd fans hate him.

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You dont expect any man utd player to do this consistently against one of the best keepers in the world. Quality at its best !!!

sebod:
So, you think the addition of [b]Sanchez(a Barca reject) and jambody Lukaku(with no UCL experience)to Hazard( with poor UCL record)[/b]would be a sudden threat to Barca and MSN?
Instead of you guys trying your firepower against the likes of PSG to see if they can help you go past them, your immediate target is Barca.
That's why you are Shekpite, always biting more than you can chew

Muniru was barca's reject and it didnt stop him from pulling the trigger against your team few weeks back. He was so kind in that game. Mbape had no ucl experience but contributed to the dispatching of ucl legendary coach, pep and his pepper dem gang. Hazard would have more freedom to kill as defenders would have other men to focus on. If you are true to yourself, you will pray that barca wins this year's ucl. From next year, the door will be shut.

raumdeuter:
Exactly In Madrid there is a set of Zidane, Ronaldo, CRonaldo, Canavaro the elite buys that have delivered elsewhere before joining whether by winning the CL or the world cup at their previous club

[s]There are the medium level players like Bale, Figo Kroos Modric, Benzema who are good players but not on the level of the legends

And there are the Drenthe, Robinho, Isco Hazard Oodegaard level, the overhyped players who the media helps to get into Madrid[/s]

So bale and james' are what kind of buys?

dopeJemi:
it's left for us to place the players in the different categories

hazard is in the small category just like drenthe, illaramendi etc

Only a mumu boy will put illaramendi signing and hazard's in the same category. Hazard's is in same category as ronaldo, bale and james'. In fact, he is expected to be the next big thing in madrid after ronaldo.