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raumdeuter:
Abeg make una destroy City

I wager on barcelona home win, but at this point i wont mind if the match ends in a draw or man city shocking them.

TRendlona:
Yea cos you're better than Boateng right?

Ribery saying hi to messi here too.

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dokiOloye:
Watery reply.
I expected to hear something like "For d records, I have never been to Justice Okoro's house".

Same thing i was looking for in the presser.

Kennyortega:
Na wa o. Why are all these long time relationship couples* getting married this year?

em..em...em (mmm)

A40:
OMOGO. If you were Ibo your name would be OGO-Chukwu
You are so brainless you don't even know to hype a player when their stock is high. An entire article on cyberspace was largely dedicated to Hummels's poor defending in that particular game and you are here phoolishly bleating like the apoche cra cra you are.
If you must pick a game to discredit Boateng at least be sensible enough to ensure it isn't a game where Hummels played terribly as well

Fact is , hummels was the best defender on that pitch that day as against the nonsense you wrote that he was the worst. I now see the reason arsenal fans kicked your azz outta their thread. If dayo's credible whoscored.com and espn could prove you wrong and you are still here bleating , we need to call dayo apari to attend to you.

Pataki:
You are an epic foool. I asked you one question, when and how did it to translate to questions? I thought your AWOL was for you to perfect your English comprehension skill. You are clearly still as dangerously daft as your first day on this forum well over 8 years ago.

Now go and face your internet daddy, and tell him he is an idiooot for saying 88th minute is equivalent to extra time.

raumdeuter:
[s]That is an analysis of the game from a Bayern Blog above
Regular readers here are probably wondering why the useless airmark has not gone to pull his goal.lol ratings as usual, It was because they dissapointed him
Every analysis Airmark made about the game was shown by everyone as wrong, while he praised Hummels every sensible analyst out there acknowledged that Mats had a poor game, while he was trying to blame Boateng, every analyst there praised Boateng as the best player in our defence
Below everyone with a functioning eye would see
Hummels: "Not the best defensively
Boateng: Led by example and a reason why he is noted as one of the best defenders in the world[/s]

Boateng led by example causing both goals. hahahhahaa

A40:
Only an uncommon phool like apoche cra cra would come here to criticize Boateng when Hummels was arguably the worst defender on the pitch. With every passing match it is starting to look like Dortmund have scammed us big time. I have been holding my tongue because na me dey yab other clubs pass for paying maga money

I am starting to wonder if Boateng is responsible for his misfortunes as well

Pataki's Arsenal thread's gain of your dismisal is dayo's bayern munich's loss.



In that frankfurt match, no bayern defender played better than hummels. Even ramuzaki's whoscored confirmed it. May be you watched the match in your dreams. When the first goal was scored i asked your mentor who caused the goal?. he was so disappointed in alago that he managed to angrily type this :

raumdeuter:
are you leprous and cant write

How you could tag hummels the worst on the pitch really exposed your intelligence on soccer. You are daft.

A40:
definite shape, sloppy and the midfield not protecting the back 4 well enough

Its a pity that Vidal and Javi are out for a significant period and it could not have possibly come at a worse time. I think Carlo should strongly consider going back to 4-2-3-1.

So the midfield was to blame for boatehand's poor defending in his last two matches against athletico and frankfurt?. I thought you have gone to format your brain when you took a break from here. You came back as a more terribly damaged product. You need deliverance.

raumdeuter:
Alexis Sanchez joined 2 yrs later and has 33 goals already.

Alexis has always been playing closer to the goal compared to hazard. Some arsenal fans will even tell you he played mostly as a supporting striker/striker. who else is supposed to have goals edge between the two?. Meanwhile, i will prefer the new role hazard is playing now closer to the goal, as he has more freedom to rove and cause problems against opposition and improve his goal stats.

Greatihex:
firstly, I don't have any resentment towards anybody.
Secondly, if you re-read the post you quoted, you will see that it says something about "visionless".
Wait, Are you saying that hazard is a mediocre?
Do you still hold the belief that he is visionless?

Hazard is not a mediocre player. He may not be ruthless in front of goal as most of us expected, however he is the type of player you need in your team to unlock stubborn defence by forcing them to lose concentration with his mazy runs, good assists and generally unpredictable decisions. You cant fault the likes of zidane , ribery , henry etc, admiring him when he was in-form. Unless you want to convince us they are novices in football world.

raumdeuter:
[s]Bundesliga has never boasted great CB's yet Boateng and Hummels are rated head and shoulder above any CB in the EPL
Benatia best defender in Serie A was bought benched and sent out, Mertersacker and Mustafi defenders for a top side in EPL were benched by Boateng. I remember someone boasting how Mertersacker will bench Boateng but the shame was too much he had to deactivate

The Bundesliga doesnt have great CB yet 3 different coaches cannot bench him and buy another CB


How do you maintain your daily level of foolishness? Are you always overdosing on adderall [/s]

Just as mourinho kept on using ivanovic despite playing poorly or every coach kept on using mikel despite many people criticising him for his backward passes and sluggish plays. Barcelona fans knocked their heads on the wall but that did not stop barca from making valdes the number 1 keeper for many years, since messi and co were there to erase whatever mistakes the average keeper made. With players like neuer, lahm, robben, ribery, muller, lewandowski in the same team with the alago defender, his errors would go unnoticed especially by bayern munich dolts like you. Over 90% of goals scored aginst neuer were caused by boathands poor defending. Coaches would use boateng because he is seen as a german and with great players to cancel out his errors, no problem. If he is a ghanaian, he would have been sent packing long time ago to accra heart of oaks. Hummels is really exposing him in that defence. By january a new defender that would not fall to injury spell like benatia and co, is needed to pair hummels and boateng sent to the right full back position where his errors could be easily dealt with.

raumdeuter:
[s]Juup doesnt know what he was doing that is why Boateng was a regular,
Pep doesnt know what he is doing thats why Boateng was a regular,
Low doesnt know what he is doing thats why Boateng was a starter
Ancellottu doesnt know what he is doing thats why Boateng is a starter

But you a koranic school dropout you know what you are doing

Is there a better diagnosis for foolishness than the above?[/s]

Germany/burthisleaguedown have never boasted of great cbs in recent times. Thats why boathand could be starting matches.
Meanwhile you remember i told you hummels was the truth . He keeps giving spectacular performances back to back. I watched today's game and i could see many times he was covering many lapses created by that tall for nothing boathand. I wasnt surprised when your whoscored.com put him among best performers. Even the blind will rebuke alago. I am always justified.

raumdeuter:
You ranted more than this last week and Boateng still started today

You can wager any amount you want that Boatank as long as fit will always start

Thats what we are saying. Martinez is not a better choice, january will determine if ancelotti knows what he is doing. Twice bayern was ahead in this game and twice boathand ensured the team did n't have a smooth sail.

Bang 2-2 , another boathand's unawareness exposed . He lost his man and 2-2. If ancelotti does nt get a better defender by january then he is a fool.

raumdeuter:
You must know more than Juup, Guardiola, Loew and Ancelotti who start him every time he is fit mumu

[s]Benatia, Mertersacker, Mustafi, Dante all lost their shirt to him alone[/s]

These are average defenders. Hummels just fixed another blunder that made them concede by going forward to give an assist. Bang 2-1 bayern leads, but expert would not forget boathand's blunder. Ancelotti knows what to do by january. Last league match he was benched, but it seems he has nt learnt anything. Hummels has been a delight to watch in this match, with his superb positioning to clear dangerous passes where boathand was missing.

Chelseafan1:
Lmaooo

Boathand is the most useless defender playing for one of the top 5 teams in europe. If oboabona should be a german he would bench him. The dearth of solid defenders globally have made light-weights like boathand to be given a second look. Ancelotti must hit the market in january for a solid defender to pair hummels if he wants to make any impression in ucl.

raumdeuter:
are you leprous and cant write

Boathand , the most useless defender in bayern munich history. After the half time, robben looked at him and shook his head. I just dont know if boathand would be able to lift his legs when he reaches 34 years. I know by january ancelotti will put him where he belongs.

raumdeuter:
Frankfurt levels

1-1

Can you tell the house the bayern defender who caused that goal ?

kante why?

nice goal

nateevs:
Superb

o je irin

Leyqute:
Seems you're the one who needs more sense to learn how to read better.

Ramudeen and his wuruwuru yarns.

Chelseafan1:
Una don dey knack Mr Apari head for here again

You dont have resket for header? Mr. 88thminuteisextratime

chidexxy007:
Bia, e b like Pa Ramuzaki don buy new dog o..lol
cc Airmark, Pataki

I have been away. Ajakaja40 was on probation since the middle of the year, so it was expected. Though the former was stvpid, the latter engraved the double O and S in f oo lishne ss.

Pataki:


You see why I call mr. ramuzaki an apari apoda pundit.

I don see am teytey.

patrickmuf:
You caught him but like his usual self, he wants to twist his way out...88 mins is now extra time, lawd epp us in this section, the lies is becoming too much.

Yes ooo. Dayo apari, the hair on his head that migrated inwardly, has caused serious damage to his brain. As expected he was trying to change it to '' 88th mins is as good as extra time''. He thought he was chatting with ogbomosho locals, no offense. Na lie make the hair disappear from his head. He is just irresponsible . Even his pet ajakaja has deserted him like a plague.

abumeinben:
Praising someone for his primary responsibility...


Your tax at work

Why cant you stone those who are not doing their nursery responsibilities? .

raumdeuter:
88mins is just 2 mins to the end of the game you foool

[s]O ye foolish airmark Have you cared to explain to us how a player with 3.5 star is man of the match ahead of a player with 4 star?
Thats why I told you goal.lol is made for lab rettards like you who dont have a brain or whose grey matter has been infected with eczema[/s]

Can 88th minute be called an extra time in soccer ?

Airmark : Laughable, It's not. 88th minute is within the regulation time

Rahmanzaki : Yes, 88th minute is an extra time because it's just 2 minutes to the end of the game


Ajakaja40 right now


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raumdeuter:
You are a big fool. Gotze entered in 88 min, 2 min to the end of the game, That is as good as extra time
[s]And BTW O ye foolish airmark Have you cared to explain to us how a player with 3.5 star is man of the match ahead of a player with 4 star?
Thats why I told you goal.lol is made for lab rettards like you who dont have a brain or whose grey matter has been infected with eczema[/s]

Shameless apari , 88 mins is as good as extra time So if a goal is scored in 89th minute, you will open your mangled mouth and tell us the goal was scored in extra time. Even your ajakaja has finally abandoned you

raumdeuter:
Yes it was Gotze who entered in extra time that stopped Messi from scoring. [s]You see tat you are the foool here

Posts on Nairaland during the world cup final for those like airmark who depend on goal.lol for analysis

None of the posters was a Bayern fan

[/s]

I knew it. You would mess up again. Gotze did not enter in extra time of the world cup final. In fact he did nt come in in injury time which is not even extra time. Should we start explaining what extra time is in the game of soccer again to you ? Pa rahmanzaki when will you stop posting rubbish? Is this as a result of brain fatigue? Well this one has been saved, added to the long list of your mumu posts. Mr Gotzeenteredinextratime

raumdeuter:
Yes it was Gotze who entered in extra time that stopped Messi from scoring. You see tat you are the foool here

Posts on Nairaland during the world cup final for those like airmark who depend on goal.lol for analysis

None of the posters was a Bayern fan

See this mumu, motm by fifa or by nairaland? So these were those that deceived you and you started writing motm for boathand everywhere before we called you to order. who were those major players who hustled for germany to get to the final? If all german players waited for final before playing well, would boathand have a final match to play in? Use your brain dont always follow the crowd, thats why you went to higher institution. Dont reason like a foolish drop out. Consistency is whats paramount in the minds of legends, but in boathands heart, he is planning to gserve us another ludicrous stunt soon. Like wilkins said, ''stay on your feet'', but boathand would never heard that. He has started crumbling before griezmann. Only God knows what he would do this term if he meets his murderer again.


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raumdeuter:
In the biggest game of football Boateng won

All glory went to gotze in the world cup final. But no one will forget what messi did to boathand.



Get that into your apari skull, '' it's me boathand slayer , i am not done yet, watch out baby'' .


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raumdeuter:
This is how you beast a final
Molest Messi

He really molested messi

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raumdeuter:
This is the extreme foolishness we are talking about. Maybe Guardiola, Juup, Loew and Ancelotti didnt see those clips before making him their number 1 central defender

They told him actually , but since the likes of neuer, muller, robben, ribery were always there. His errors could be easily erased by these stars supreme performances. Thats why at the world cup, muller, neuer, hummels , neuer were all individually awarded. Boathand was just there like howedes.

raumdeuter:
[s]You are extremely foolish and at this rate you might wound yourself with this foolishness.[/s] Anytime Boateng is fit, he is a sure starter for Bayern and for Germany cos he has done it at the biggest level [s]unlike the useless Jon Terry. The only CL final he played, he threw away the trophy, the times he missed finals his team managed to win

No one in Terry's lineage can tie Boateng shoe laces[/s]

Excuse of a bad worksman. He was n't fit here right ?

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raumdeuter:
You are extremely foolish, Has your senseless JJohn terry played a world cup semi finals before talking about being man of the match?
Most German defenders inconsistent? Can any more drivel come out of your mouth? When any football watcher knows Germany is one of the top 3 European teams known for their defence.

Juup and Loew German coaches trust Boateng as their main man in defence, Pep a SPanish coach trust Boateng in his defence, Ancelotti an Italian coach trusts Boateng in his defence between these coaches we have multiple CL titles, World cup titles and all trust Boateng but some never do well who dropped out of Koranic school is telling us this drivel. Boateng was fully or partially responsible for the retirement of Mertersacker, the permanent benching of Mustafi, the exile of Robert Huth and the lack of world cup trophy for Messi and Argentina

When Terry can point to half of that we should be having this discussion

After boathand started prostrating for griezmann , ancelotti asked him to watch how natural and good defenders like hummels does it. Once martinez could sit up, boathand should be ready to play his passes from the flanks as italian coaches dont give a fxk if you were part of a national team that won the world cup. He knows quality defenders , having worked with terry and serie a top defenders in the past. One more prostrating carlo will send him to olubadan of ibadan to continue hitting his chest on the ground.

raumdeuter:
Of course you are a retarddd that is why you will make such morronic statement, John terry will not make top 20 defenders of German nationality and that is a fact. A country that produced Beckenbauer, Sammer, Kohler, Aughentaler, Brehme, Breitner, Boateng, Lahm Hummels etc .

Boateng is god to Terry and all his countrymen. That is why he has won everything all English defenders will kill themselves for.

The day boathand wins fifa world cup man of the match then i will know he is getting there. Most german defenders are known to be inconsistent, but boathand was even the poorest of them all. You cant compare a defender that reigned for a decade to flash-in-the-pan defenders. Boathand has not even reigned for half of a year. If you saw the expression on the face of ballack when he did his halleluyah thingy, you would know he was just being tolerated because half a loaf is better than none. His position for now in bayern is shaky. A decent defender that can pair hummels will see boathand probably pushed to full back position. Italian coaches know their onions.

weedtaker:
as in eh, the tin tire me, defensively he's bang average, i don't know why they are creaming their pants over his passing ability, that's something a player like blind whom dayo labels a mediocre fullback does for fun.

Thats how mischievous the rahmanzaki could be.

raumdeuter:
[s]The ezcema in your brain is spreading to your spinal cord and you need to apply nixoderm on time. Find time to print this and put it near your bed to read it every morning and night. If any defender from your club can be half as good as Boatank you need tokill a ram to offer the gods[/s]

Terry is a god to boathand and all german defenders whether dead or alive, get that into your brain. When a defender lacks positional play, he would be stretching himself to cover up for that in matches. He does n't know how to position himself and poor body balance, thats why you would see him prostrating for griezmann, rolling on the ground for messi , using hand to spike ball on the air, fumbling aerial ball against martinez, allowing aguero to score cheap goal etc. At his age a legendary defenders would have won many individual awards, playing for a big team like bayern, but no one fancies a calamitous defender.

raumdeuter:
[s]You and your boy are the foolish one, Tell UEFA who counted it as an assist that it doesnt meet the criteria for assist. UEFA the organizing body for football and the tournament said Bale had an assist 2 foolish dumb and dumber are saying it doesn't count[/s]

I have no boy on nairaland, chelseafan1 is a brilliant and matured fan unlike your ajakaja40. He has his own views independent of mine. He made his point and you could nt do anything about it. Hazard had more assists than bale in euros and with fewer minutes. When ninjas use your logic to spank you, you would be looking for escape routes.