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coogar:
you are a bastard!
when did i say PFA awards started september 2015? i said the PFA player of the month that sky is now sponsoring started only last month.

When i said you lie for living, i know what i am saying. You fvcktard have forgotten i quoted you because i knew you would deny it. Son, i dont need to do pre-writtens for you. I just need to be online to show the world how f00lish you have been in this section. Below is a screen grab of you saying PFA awards started only last month. If you like go and edit that post. You are dealing with someone with superior intelligence. The most ludicrous thing is you even emboldened the crap. Check below. I dont expect you to come online until next month. Shameless m0f0


cc mourinholic, elfenomeno1, nihilist i have murdered the dolt again.

coogar:
bring it on.....kiddo!


it seems you have recovered from the beatdown you got over the weekend - it's a sign that you are a masochist!

i don't have your time to analyse your stüpidity now. LVG has clearly stated he pulled the plug on all the dutch players in his squad because of what happened to holland.

blind/depay didn't start.......you foolishly told us it was because blind was having a stinker in the defence. i told you blind was nominated for the most prestigious player of the month award & you told the world i was lying......until the facts were posted for you.

even if i work in a charity organisation, i cannot do more than this. the education i perpetually serve you lunatics on this thread is like dead batteries -

First you ran away when you said PFA awards started september 2015, have you now realised you lied?
Now below was the warning given to your new CRonaldo after everton's match which everyone saw a better man utd team without the two dutch men. All the replacements for the two dutch men played better than them which was seen by all and only a scummy like you would want that altered. If we follow the latest news you quoted LVG said he benched the dutchmen PARTLY cos of Holland loss. This to smart alecs is what we call damage control and a way of lifting the affected players spirit, that they are still part of the team. Blind and depay would be stvpid if they did nt feel threatened with performances of their replacements in that everton match. LVG goofed by warning depay immediately after everton match that he would throw him out like falcao if he did nt impress, thats the truth but it was ill-timed. In order to control the psychological attack he came with this excuse. Only a dolt like you will believe this control effort. Even depay will not swallow the words the way you suck it like an hungry m0f0.

Chestar5:
hmmmnnnn, well i have always been welcomed here or am i not

Stop cheapening yourself. Someone goofed that PFA awards started september 2015 and was called out on it and was silent when he realised it and you are here talking disgrace and asking if you are welcome on their thread. Please dont present yourself in this form, real chelsea fans dont beg for attention.

ElFenomeno1:
You are a fu..cking wastewater drain pipe!
I am here when i need to.
That nonsense said Depay was dropped partly ... Since you are a media luvvie why not find out what the other part was?
If you continue to believe the nonsense that Depay was dropped because of the Dutch defeat, then i am sorry, i cant help you!

It's like you overrate coogar's intelligence, you beat me to that reply. A good manager will know what to say when his player is down at least not to compound his woes. Coogar was expecting LVG to be crude when it's obvious merefish needs the criticism and at the same time some kinds of words of encouragement. It's so appalling the level at which this dude reasons. I am happy we still have sensible peeps like you and also few man utd fans here like elampiro and co. The truth of merefish benching came out immediately after everton's match where LVG said if depay does nt impress he will go the way of di maria and falcao. Any subsequent comments are to help the boy from descending to the level beyond repair.

Leyqute:
So the name Westham can make you run into the shadows?

Run go where, elekute?

AdeLaNa1:
How Dinamo ll rape Chelsea on Tuesday

https://i.imgur.com/D2X37XR.gif

It means they will try to r,ape but will be unsuccessful cos there wont be penetration let alone tears of some kind.

Pataki:
All these goal.com children sef.....ogbeni, if you cannot type in proper English, please type in Yoruba.

I hate getting headaches when you lot mention me, and your response is laced with horrible grammatical blunder.

@ Coogar and Raumdeuter,

No be say I dey run this Tuesday. But I just realized that my flight back to base is late in the evening on Tuesday. So unfortunately, I will be missing the disgrace of Alago and his team mates. Airmark please get the gif ready. Ramudeen is about to be finally shot down on this forum for this season!

It's been long we had a party on this thread. Even if i am not around i will send the ankara materials guys can use to you. I just hope arsenal wont fail to declare for us. We are born-party animals

AdeLaNa1:
SMH

https://i.imgur.com/gsCo39A.gif

Perfect. This is the kind of look i got when i imagined damian facing ahmed musa.

Aareonakakanfo:
Hahahaha i no be land lord for there oo abeg not even in top 10. I use to be a resident there before but not anymore, I only make cameos these days and settle e-battles I entertain them with some nice gifs too but once in a blue moon if you tackle my pipo, i fit quickly put you on check.That's my duty as a kakanfo you know

https://i.memeful.com/media/post/BRkjDbM_700wa_0.gif

I like that your forbes list line i saw somewhere. I never saw you as a mediator, you have always been a facilitator of brawls. I will need you in rap battle section.

AdeLaNa1:
Nope! But i ve one we can use when Moraes nets a brace on Tuesday

That will be nice lemme have them. It will be pretty, seeing him netting 2 own goals.

Aareonakakanfo:
Lol otondos too plenty for that politics section,Chai! I gats come chill for here You don ever visit that section before?

Yeah , i visit. They are time wasters. I just go there to read stvpid posts most times. Na you and ilekeh be landlord and landlady for that place. Meanwhile i am watching felabration live on youtube. Kinda bored sha.

AdeLaNa1:
I'm saving them for the next Chelsea defeat

Do you have any funny gif useful to celebrate when doumbia scores on wednesday?

Aareonakakanfo:
Hahaha kagawa10 you come chill for here. emi na sa kuro .You be man u fan?

only God knows where u don go cause wahala come run .

@adelana1, next weekend i wont be online you better exhaust all these your gifs on arsenal vs bayern's match.

leggo:
you are a tool and only your parents could be proud of your unthinking ass.
What is not credible about facts? Cazorla won it twice, Fact. You are a waste of space,dude.

Adelana1, can you please fling this bastard outta my view like LVG signaled to giggs on chicharito?

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Davidbanky:
even goal.com acknowledge his passes yesterday ... dey there dey hate

I did nt watch yesterday's match, but wait is bayern munich now using him as DM or CM? When we now rate a CB only by his passing skills then something is wrong. I never criticized boatank on his passing ability, i dont just see him as a dependable defender yet. He is proned to painful error like a blind man handling razor.

ElFenomeno1:
Retar ded and imbecilic scummies who keep waving new league new challenge crusade to cover Depaynaldo's back side...
I hope you saw another stellar performance from Giorgino Wijnaldum.
In a crappy Newcastle side he has turned up almost week in week out... he was in the same bloody Dutch league last season and didn't so as much as Depay.
I wonder why he isnt struggling

Wijnaldum is a good player. He won the best dutch player award last season. There must be a reason depay was not given that award. Now we could see it with our own eyes. Its a bitter pill to swallow for red devils faithfuls. merefish is fatigued in his new aquatic habitat of epl, while his brother wijnaldum has hit the ground running. May be man utd will need to declare the whole of manchester city depay's own before he starts playing well.

hensben:
Ok

Careless mistake, that graphic mehnnn. you be madman .

leggo:
You have a muffin instead of a brain. When I pointed out Cazorla won it twice last season that wasn't enough? The egg that was wasted conceiving you should have gone to mishai seller

You said carzola won it twice so its not credible , you read my response and disappeared like a fart cos i told you non-arsenal players have won it even when arsenal players were nominated. My response made you look like a f00l, i proved it that you had a senseless point. My parents are proud of me, i wont abuse your parents cos you have none.

Mourinholic:
You have been very insensitive to their feelings..... Killing them left and Right....You should understand their grief,pain,sorrow and hardship

Sincerely i did nt know they were this pained. They must have been waiting for long time to rejoice but they failed, imagine coogar said that PFA player of the month awards started only last month and none of them was bold to tell him he goofed. Instead they started rejoicing. Even leggo could n't correct him in his response to me. Even dopejemi fell for the lie. They all see coogar as their god here. Now i know the bunch of zombies coogar leads here.

funlord:
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Why are you, a simian so pained by the amount of likes a human beings moniker has gotten? This is the 2nd time today you are crying like a skank being dis-virgined for the 1st time over coogars likes! Or you want us to like your _imbecilic texts? But we don't understand your "lower classified ape logic" so that won't be possible na!

And by the way, in case you have not noticed the only _dick rider currently on this thread is you! You do a good job giving some major reverse cow girl moves to "memphis depay" daily! Try and switch to " female ape _punani" okay?...Now kindly GTFOH[/s]!

igbsam:
[s]
I see you have recovered from d flogging. are u hiding behind that slowpoke to spew your trash again ? Walahi, when dem flog u this time around, 6ft wud spit u out with disgust.

SailorXY:
[s] how you survive in the anus of an inbred swine tho is not surprising.[/s][/s]

Here comes the coogar's d1ck riders. I must have dealt y'all a lot of blows


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Mourinholic:
Waiting for the next Orangutan to call Hazard a one season wonder



Peace

Be assured, their leader here, that is coogar, will even tell you hazard has been zero season's wonder and they would still massively quote and like his post. They are bunch of d1ck riders.

leggo:
you know this is a popularity contest right??
how can a fan vote be more credible and devoid of faults? Seeing as Cazorla won this award twice last season with arsenal's army of online trolls.

But why did Harry kane and Coutinho win it against same arsenal trolls? We are supposed to only see arsenal players all through the calendar year. Carzola appeared more than any nominee in the team of the weeek based on PPI in the said period. I have studied the PFA award and backlay's, to me it's more credible. De gea was awarded by PFA deservedly, backlay's would nt do that.

coogar:
barclays' player of the month award has been existing since 93/94, PFA fans player of the month started only last month where rëtards, trolls, fools,

Id,iot, by my calculation PFA player of the month, according to you started september 2015. Thats what i said about you, you lie for living, tell one truth and subsequently tell hundreds of lies. diego costa won september 2014 edition, alexis october, de gea november, carzola december and january , coutinho february, harry kane march, ozil april etc. And many mumus liked your post which their lazy a,ss could nt find out it was a blantant lie? You are a king in deception, i duff my hat.

coogar:
[quote author=coogar post=39095190]a 12-man list was chosen by sky sports analysts and the fans were asked to vote. the best 3 was shortlisted via public votes which martial won. it's not credible cos fans' rivalry come into play in public votes.

how can you not know these things and then claimed i lied about blind being nominated? this is lethargic coming from you......and yet you big up yourself as a pundit when you have clearly displayed that your brain cells are perforated? you are a fücking disgrace to all brilliant chelsea fans!

You are ode, the award is not done in isolation, it is done in conjunction with the panel of experts like mike riley, holloway and co. It's when you have seen anomaly in it in the past that you can say it's n't credible. coutinho of liverpool won it in february even against players from arsenal, chelsea and tottenham. hary kane won it against chelsea, arsenal and man utd nominees, so shut the fvk up about fans' rivalry crap. The award is handled by professional experts and has nt been heralded with criticisms unlike the other one that had blind as contender for september award. For instance, De gea was superb for man utd last season and deservedly awarded by PFA in the month of november, backlay's award panel would never do that. The last time they gave a goalkeeper the award was in 2013. It's a known fact that the backlay's award has been criticised by experts as not being the true representation of what panned out most times. You are known for always rating alexis over hazard last season, did nt it shock you that backlays never awarded alexis for his exploits for once last season? PFA awarded alexis as POTM. You should just bury your head in shame for trying to trash the award.

When you said blind was your best defender in september, he played 3 epl matches and only did better than smalling in one i.e against liverpool, against saints and sunderland, smalling was the rock of your defence. In fact blind was indirectly responsible for the saints' 2 goals for his poor positioning in the game. which brain computed him to be the best if these are the 3 matches he played in? Everyone has said it even yourself when you wanted to defend a point that smalling was your best defender this term. Dimwit be true to your words.

coogar:
if smalling should pop his hamstring now, we have no other leader in that defence.

adeyemi2015:
Depay was benched not because of "Fatigue", but because he needs to learn from a cool-headed, talented 19yrs old Martial! Airmark and Nihilist are right on Depay! He shouldn't allow the Media "hypes" to get to him rather he should concentrate on his games! No doubt he's a talented Lad, but he should master the art like Martial!

God bless you. LVG even warned him after yesterday's match that he would fling him out like di maria and falcao if he does n't impress. Coogar the leader of some mumu here said it was because of fatigue, depay was pinging on the bench. I cant imagine how senseless someone with physical head could think so poorly.

Nice battle by the battlers. I was really impressed by 007bruce. but ibime edged it in almost all the crits. That closer by ibime was supreme, but i doubt if bis is number 1 that 00 follows.

coogar:
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it's very obvious the average chelsea fan is not only born idiotic but he's also naive, clumsy, self righteous, confused, egocentric, bossy, complex, two-faced, hypocritical, nosy, pest-natured, opportunist, somehow tribalist, ,overzealous, exaggerated, unmannered, unsophisticated, classless, ill-tempered, bad-natured, uncivilised, superficial, shallow, trivial, psychotic, obsessive, half witted, simple minded, bird-brained, sensitive for the sake of it, pseudo-authoritative, arrogant, ignorant, inexcusable, self-affected, priggish, over-winning, self-opiniated, reactionary for the sake of it, self-important, conceited, verbose, vacant, sad, misconducted, wildly and wrongly imaginative, thoughtless, unlogical, pseudo-moral & a picky donkey-stubborn charlatan.

so daley blind wasn't nominated alongside martial? in this technological age of information, a sheep-fùcker like you would accuse lord coogar of lying without actually checking your own facts? you are a disgrace to formal education. another chelsea fan shot himself in the foot......as usual! airfart, if you have any decorum left in you, then you should deactivate. it's humanly impossible for an individual to be as brainless as you are[/s].

Shut up and stop being a fvcktard, i was refering to professional footballers association award which to me is more credible devoid of faults. A three-man shortlist was got from a 12-man list that did not include blind. Go and check and find out. Even manchester united did not nominate blind for the player of the month award for september. Mata won it, martial was second and smalling was third. Your manchester utd best defender of the month was nowhere to be found.

coogar:
if he was not impressive against the saints, how the feck did he get nominated as the player of the month & smalling was ignored? apply this common sense for once for fück's sake. blind was our best defender in september - it was clear for everyone to see.

Lying is your hobby. Between you and dayo, i dont know who we will give Nairaland liar of the year award. That's how you spread lies up and down for the gullible ones. Dolt, in which player of the month award was blind nominated? martial was the only man utd player nominated and he won. No right thinking person would have nominated blind ahead of smalling. That preference will only take place in your brain. May be you should start organising a player of the month award in your room .

Griffon:
Well said. Our next fixture promises to deliver a bloodbath, i've seen enough of the hammers this season, brah those chaps seem to be on steroids.

Aggression and tenacity are just what we need in our game, this isn't the period to feel 'relaxed'.

I worry about Matic, his loss of form has seen us lose some steel in the midfield. I cant help but think the lad's holiday were spent in Belgrade brotels.

Aggression was lacking in our previous matches. Though ramires may not be in best form, he still did some important dirty works for us in the middle. Just like you said putting zouma and ramires in the middle to get it locked is not a bad idea at all, so that fabregas would nt have enormous defensive responsibility cos he has been failing in it. That will give him more opportunity to make defence to attack transition better. I cant imagine seeing another black player getting total freedom to torment the heart of our defence like mane did. West ham's is a massive game.

We got the 3 points but the game was nt impressive. As i said in the past, azpi was shaky in the early part of his game as RB. Baba rahman was nt that strong as expected in top-flight soccer. I just hope mou will work on the negs and complement the positives. Not yet uhuru.

coogar:
blind has not made any huge mistake to be on the bench. like i told your blocked head, blind was one of the nominees in september player of the month. even if he was püre wänk against arsenal, one poor game isn't enough for his plugged to be pulled. use your common sense for once.

like i said - had blind played today with depay on the bench then it woulda been clear as daylight that depay got benched cos the gaffer thinks his performance is nothing to write home about. benching blind & depay at the same time simply tells me it's because the players were fatigued from the holland drama in euro qualifiers....

if LVG feels blind was poor as a CB, he woulda played him as a LB today. blind is 100% better then rojo in the LB position. i dunno why you are trying to prove what isn't there even in the face of facts & evidence. what everyone else thinks is irrelevant - we all feel rooney shouldn't be starting, yet he starts......

Blind against southampton was nt impressive as pelle and mane exploited his poor positional play. Smalling did some tidying up to cover his arse. A jones would be preferred to him, because he can be easily outmuscled by a bullying striker. He would nt have fared well against lukaku or kone. Meanwhile, I cant have rojo fully fit and defensively think blind should be my LB. LVG would nt make that gamble. In your forthcoming games, you will know you goofed as regards blind. Thank God LVG used his brain by benching depay and blind and we saw a better man utd. I hope they will replicate the performance in europe.

AdeLaNa1:
Lool! U too like wahala...

Will you have prefered blind instead of jones as CB today? Talk true?

coogar:
it takes less than £25 to register a company. what's the biggie in registered companies. every self-employed dolt in my borough has a registered company. what's your turnover - that is the koko.
what has that graphic gotta do with LVG's line of thought? are you a fool by default? daley blind has started in the heart of the defence until today. he was even nominated as player of the month in september - playing in that defence. you have to be very stüpid to think he was pulled out cos of poor performance. at worst, he woulda started as LB today.
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You try to always cover your weak analyses with senseless abuses to distract readers, but many wont fall for your tricks. When you come to the states beep me to have a one on one discussion, i like how things operate in the UK. Meanwhile, we saw some level of good organisation and understanding among your defenders today unlike before, especially against arsenal. LVG will be stvpid to alter the make-up by introducing blind in that defence again, barring any injury. Blind should start working towards regaining his position in the midfield, the earlier the better for him. If not, he should be ready to speak dutch with depay on the bench. Sample the opinions of your co-man utd fans here to confirm that you are here fooling yourself as regards blind and merefish.

coogar:
i have nuccas like you working for my dog. can you top that?



blind has played in the heart of our defence since the preseason. without holland's situation in the euro qualifier, blind woulda started today. blind has played against pool, saints, arsenal, etc so what is everton compared to that? blind might play against city next weekend & then you would realise your folly.

I have registered companies, none is into veterinary. Send me your article rates, let me see how i can improve your financial status. Definitely, not soccer related. I am not impressed.

As regards blind, check the graphic below, your man utd family have a word for you and LVG not to parade the poor dutch players in the next game. Any word from you for them?

coogar:
charity?
if you know how much i make per article, you would curse your creator for not giving you the kinda brains i work with.

LVG took off all the dutch players players in our team for the reason i stated earlier - fatigue! why was blind left out too? was it because of poor performance as well?

was it because of lukaku? blind räped benteke who is more beastly than lukaku so your poor performance theory simply suggests you are talking out of your arsë. had blind started today your theory would have had more credibility.

respect your superior - i lead, you follow!

Keep writing articles, i have dudes like you working for me.
Will you beat your chest for a daley blind in the heart of your defence against everton? Almost every analyst will applaud LVG inclusion of Jones at the backline in today's match. I have noticed this weakness in your team thats why i hailed LVG for the squad he paraded today. Blind would have been a poor inclusion in today's man utd defence. It was not because of any fatigue. Huntelaar and other dutch players played for their various clubs today. I dont know why it's hard for you to understand that blind had been making that defence shaky against tough teams, if not for smalling. You need more tutorials as regards soccer technicalities.

coogar:
you are talking nonsense!
it's not just about playing the games....it's about the kind of game. are you this retardëd to not know the difference between a dead rubber game & a slugfest?

i get paid for my analyses - you get shat on for yours. i mean on what planet would anyone compare coogar to a doofus like you. why didn't you predict hazard wouldn't start if you are blessed with psychic powers? why didn't you predict for matic & oscar? hell - how come you don't know you are a charlatan when it comes to football punditry?

May be willian and others also played a deadrubber game. There is no sharp contrast between dedebt and rooney this term, they both were missing clear-cut chances. When rooney came to man utd, he started better than what we have seen of this merefish. Both of them should turn sidelines to their national assembly with good seats.
Anybody or institution paying you for all these type of gibberish you spit on this forum must be doing charity. They have other reasons of helping you with funds, not because of good soccer analyses. They may be into comedy or something.
Everyone noticed a new breeze of air in man utd's game today with the absence of your useless depaynaldo for the ladies.

Pataki:
Did he really ask for all that?! The kinda life he would never have lived had he been left in Eindhoven to be playing.
Manure is a breeding ground for docility these days. SAF would have long since placed that boy in his right shoe size.

Yes he asked for all that. It's a known fact. The management told him they dont offer such luxury to new players. It's not a joke.

Pataki:
Manure won today abi? Una no start merefish for game?

Issokay na!

Now he will borrow himself some brain. He came to manchester immediately asking for 6 bedroom apartment, one cinema hall, private swimming pool. They have put him into where he belongs, coogar's new C Ronaldo .