₦airaland Forum

Aareonakakanfo:
Lol i just discovered the thread. That gave me a lot of joy but because not so many people are there, i'll spend more time here. I saw you trying to dodge my question. Which under 17 player in La liga and Epl is better than that boy. I need just one i'm not asking for too much

Aareonakakanfo:
gulfer and chic2pimp we must revive this thread ooo. How will a whole ACmilan thread be in 21 pages after 9 years. Chai!

Aareonakakanfo:
Lol shey acmilan thread dey? speaking of Berlusconi, don't get carried away. Watch out we will soon be the new man city. There's a Thai billionaire who's likely to be the one to run things in the club between have you heard of Hachim mastour? watch out for tha boy. If you show me any under 17 better than him in your team, i'll quit nairaland

Aareonakakanfo:
That's the club of Champions .bone say we dey fvck up at the moment. As long as you're not a madrid fan, never brag near me hun

Aareonakakanfo:
Airmark i don show! na my new spot be this meanwhile get ready for some Acmilan bragging

AdeLaNa1:
iSee. I didn't attack her either. I just said my mind. Madam Chestar É mà bínù ó

Besides if u guys cant differentiate between trolling and hating, then.....SMH!!

Aareonakakanfo:
Airmark i go soon come join una for that sports section.I gats retire from that politics section, Dem talk say i be tribalist

ELYMAXiimus:
you fumbled.

Aareonakakanfo:
Coogar did what Yorubas call 'O fa irun idi iya elymax"


Holy ch!t see finishing!

llaykorn:
Cc:
Sinizia


Thanks, sir.

llaykorn:
LOL. I don't know Airmark should; ask him.

ELYMAXiimus:
max didn't lose to cooger. it's a matter of preference.
you ain't even ashamed, you can't boast of your own.
so, for your mind, you don bring me down with Ur swaying?

you know, I talk and I do. but when you talk, you get whooped.
every tom and ugo in this section has had a taste of Dark's @ss
if we look at Ur trousers, we'd see it dripping of liquid.
you've been badly fxcked, left, right and center.
so I don't really blame you; it's only natural you resort to b1tching.

AdeLaNa1:

Lool! Someone's angry o.

See dont vent all ur anger at me! I'm not the one coaching ur relegation threatened club. If u cant deal wit ur clubs new found status, and u looking for someone to blame, feel free to board the nxt available flight to London and go straight to Mourinho's house.

Besides i can count the number of times u've not made sense on the Arsenal and United thread either.
We all ve our ways of trolling.

And nowhere in those posts did i mention u directly. So from now on, u can do us both a favor and ignore my posts

krendo:
really?

before some of you will wake up, Nigeria will turn to Zimbabwe

keep promoting dictatorship!

ELYMAXiimus:
airmark which kyn thing be this na? Why did you hid my original post? Pls unhide it. I quoted cooger in the original post. It didnt show in urs.

GIYAZZ:
Airmark, you should put back the personal criteria. Don't let one person's decision ruin the fun of battles. Don't embed anything into anything. That will only make a room for disagreement between a personal and a punchline. Put back that personal criteria. You don't want battles to be manipulated, do you?

ELYMAXiimus:
So, I've simplified as much as I can. This should be fun.

Enjoy!


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[size=50pt]COOGAR'S EXECUTION!!![/size]

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I brought an elastic bag



Specially sewn for the snitch/
Coog don't worry, it's UNISEX, incase you pose as a b1tch/
But Ur mum killed Ur pa, . . . we know she's a witch/ toasting ladies, like her pussy's closed with a stitch/
She's known to COPE IN HAGGING. . . . . so I'm bringing lonely DANISH . . . . to get her choked with 'em d1ck/




[quote author =.coogar]till his tone go low......like D'banj's chorus [./quote]




His wackplays sound funny/ well max-cray's now coming/
Since he's got REACHES than bill gates' found company/ my fists invest great pounds on him/
Then I hop in his new place, rounds popping/
set his home ablaze . . . . . . . . . . house warming!/




You rub NUTS like peeling fresh pea/ you good with balls than even messi/ the way you gripping test1s / is the same way I'll grip this wicked DEZZIE/ though the EAGLE'S form's poor . . . . . you're getting fired like Steven keshi/



Alcapone; I'm the fierce lord of the mobsters/ I swing! GMB; the bad axe sent's [/I] fxcking obnoxious/ he gets cut till he's bloodless/ his belly pierced roughly with cutlass/
When he looks down . . . . . it's a wasted TOMMY HE'LL FIGURE . . . . . like men's undies & boxers/





Unlike you, I cruise on flows . . . . . elusive sailor/
When it was bars [i]we traded, . . . . this PRO DUCKED . . . . like a goods retailer /
You thought I'm gone, you fool . . . but I'm COMING SOON . . . . like a movie trailer/ I'll shoot this wailer/
"Two pops" in his mouth like I brought good inhaler/


He a screwed derailer

While I drop hot flows than boiling-kettles/ your yap keeps spinning like running pedals/ I'll spoil ya mouth, when I come with metals/
Tools will spray, coog will faint, when I give ya tooth d K . . . . . like rotten dentals/



Normally, I'll leave fools to shout, talk/
But when he goes bananas,. I'll bring tools to ground nuts /
"Take shots to the b1tch" . . . . party grooves are now such/ the b1tch PANTS . . . having dudes ar0u$ed up/
Niggas want his head, . . they asking coogar how much? /




If he flirting, I'm giving him a slap/ next I'm speeding in with gats/
Shoot him while "he gossips". . . . then tell people; "curiosity killed the cat"/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . next I'm at his FAM house, condoling strictly with his dad/ it's "wake keeping" . . . so I'm facing him . . . to "clap overnight" . . . . . . . . . with the biggest Mac/



I script the sickest rap

Buh this f@ggot wack crier/ din't sight this coming. . . these bars will shock him; . . . . sparky barb wire/
He tried voodoo to make this active max tire/ till I put flames in his spine;[/I] . . . that's a [i]backfire /
And since you bite & praise yourself. than a mass choir/ I'll punch Ur lips . . . we'll see blood all over Ur mouth . . . .like a famished vampire /







Thecrook, Ur days are numbered! How?


On Monday; a 9 will have yo pleading/
Tuesday; the 5th Will crack those weak limbs . . . till you lamer than shino Rambo spitting/
On Wednesday; the 45-cal blows his chin/
Thursday; fours spray the wacko villain/
Friday; the 30-30 carve holes in him/
On Saturday; he'll get killed with the 50-50. . . . . and that's no cheating/





Not efijacdator, flash did mistake/ that for £jaculator, cos you have niggis r@ped/ but not in battles we staged/ u're practic'ly gay/ thecrook might be ranting his great/
But we only call you an OVERCOMER . . . cos from morning, . . . . you w@nk tiil it's late/



You've had no challenger slain/ bis whooped & left you rambling with pain/ cos you're john champion; you only rant in the game/
One verse per year . . . . that is his name/ y'all seriously think . . . . this devious being will . . . last in the fame?/ naah!
Jeff Lew! ; I make my peeps "kill a being". . . when max is insane!/




Max-cray!










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* Jeff Lew is the producer of killer bean

* Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark

* I believe the rest are easy to d

coogar:
ELYMAX'S SEPULTURE

•Any option you choose....never attempt to spite me/Your torture would be worse than a pastor........ trapped in a tent with ISIS/Text-batting with me never ends well...it makes a death decisive/Tummy aches shall cause your death......if you allow a pen decide this/

•Odunharry hired me to come do some maiming here/Max is a nobody, his job in real life is taming deers/He's getting carbonized .....I'd put him to shame this year/So if I say i'll set Ely on fire ......I ain't an arsonist in Cambridgeshire/

•Brawling with Ely feels like I'm tarnishing myself/Mikuz is a petty thief....He happily bites Cex/Liricyst & Obiano remain stagnant like the Shackleton ice shelf/These roaches are begging crumbs outside me door.....Fück that charity mindset/It's time to take out the Enemy at the Gates .....I'm Vasily Zaitsev/

•My last brawl had Ibime writhing in pain/I cremated the fatso....now I am seeking for preys/Take no offence if I'm disrespectful...It's your season of shame/I'd carry Bis' ashes to your funeral....Just to spray some Spit on your Grave/

•Vet vs rookie...you should never look towards me/Beating a cannibal like me requires......a million rhyme books to study/Stop hyping my past opponents.......as if you could top me/Just cos I called you a failure does not mean you should suck Sid/

•I'm your god....To slay you.... I wouldn't rent a rifle/I've got the aura of a street-fighter but meaner than Ken & Ryu/ These bars would have this cünt bleeding for days like the Menstrual Cycle/ Then use Max Ipad to soak his flow ....I'm his Mental Idol/

•Max's a slow coach....I doubt he knows the answer to 88 + 9/When I got the contract to kill you, I practically ate buffet all night/Na your momma I pity pass.... when I made today's punch-lines/watching her son tortured like Nadal....used to flay Murray one time/She'd be crying on Youtube for the loss of a loved one.......Yetunde Bustline/

•This one is for those of you who crave for gossips/ How many of youse know Ely spends his days in churches/He's a deacon at home....He fakes on purpose/This tool is like Tompolo .....He'd deny he prays & worships/ **lemme bring that back**.... This tool is like Tompolo ....He'd deny he preys on warships/

•If you're sailing & the water runs dry, you need to get off the boat/You want war but your flow has receded.....your ascent is terribly slow/My Uzi would have you on bended knees ....whether you are a friend or the foe/ You have failed to graduate from the class of Boyz 2 Men......this is your End of the Road/

•The Coog is an impeccable lyricist...My status shall be inked forever more/You were a raging bull in the last tourney....It's time to meet your matador/ I'm putting the heat on Max ...till he gets singed with temperature/ My kill-count is numerated in Yoruba-English ....that's why I'm the King of Metaphor

•Stop getting ahead of yourself like a hasty shopper/I paid my dues....sprinted to the top....While you're a lazy plodder/If I see you dïck-ryde ThePrekky again, I ma turn this brawl into a crazy slaughter/A slüt scheming to fellàte on a Man of God ...........You're Ese Walters/

•This is the hour/I'm killing the coward/Y'all have witnessed the power/Ma fans want his execution swift....the victory is ours/Gimme Ely's aorta instead...this chicken is sour/I'd cut in around his arc precisely like Shinji Kagawa/ This cannibal would put Ely's bitch-àss on a plate .......Issei Sagawa/

coogar:
you are both correct!
why wait to delay his humiliation here?
i go post first.....elymax must deactivate today.

airmark.....if elyfart doesn't post by 2.30pm - this should go
down as a no-show battle. he has about 5 mins to post after i
drop.

letzzzz go...........

ELYMAXiimus:
thanks. but you can't just enforce me to post first. when you know the traditional way of doing it here. I checked in first so he should post before me.

what's the big deal? why doesn't he want to post first?
I don't trust him

coogar:
shey you can now see this time-waster has no concern for rules and regulations.
he's been demanding for sun and moon all day. demanded that darkrebel should leave.
he demanded changes should be made about the time and so on and forth.
what kinda human being is elyfart?

ELYMAXiimus:
coogar should post his bars Na. I checked in first. this is how it's done, isn't it?

ELYMAXiimus:
he has been the one setting the rules, giving conditions
saying what time to post and so on. and so far, I've complied to all his demands like a slowpoke.
this time, he has to post before men I checked first.

if he post and I don't follow suit immediately, ban my nick pls.

coogar:
any criteria you add is fine by me.
however, as the mediator....you should decide who goes first!!!

ELYMAXiimus:
lmao.

go and post Ur bars. I checked in first. I've sacrificed my time to wait for since morning. post, I'm right behind you.

ELYMAXiimus:
airmark, I think you omitted personals in the crits listed.