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COOGAR VS ELYMAXIIMUS


Voting Criteria

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

■ 12 Quatrains

■ Deadline is 2pm, Monday 28th September 2015.

■ Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than the said deadline time.

■ No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

■ No complaining about votes.

■ A no show will attract a ban.

■ No unnecessary comments

■ No smearing comments about any bar or biting accusations without proof.

■ Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

■ If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

■ No argument with established vets or voters.

■ Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

■ Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!

No breaking of aforementioned rules, bans will be handed to offenders vigorously

Debroslink:
I don't know what you guys saw in Hazard that made you start equating him with his fore fathers.

Don't mind them jare. They only saw this:


https://i.imgflip.com/rpgfo.gif

Senegalese people have found solution to losing their precious lives

ELYMAXiimus:
he said 12 quatrains. But i wish it could be upped to 15quatrains.
I've had at least 20bars written. The only reason the brawl hasn't gone down today is cos i'm having a selection problem. Plus i got pissed when i logged in and saw the parental curses.

Btw I'm sorry for what i said before. I was upset. I hope you know i didnt mean it literally.

But i still think you should ban anybody who goes parental. It's not only when the curses are directed to you that you should ban.

If it continues, you'll just be supprised that soon, seun osewa will just show up here and hide this thread.
That was what happened to the romance section chatroom (derailer's paradise).

No problem, I think 12 quatrains is ok so that the verses wont be too long for readers. As regards your words, Coogar also had called me names cos you were n't showing up, but I tried to satisfy both sides, it's all fun to me. Now that you are here, everyone looks up to great verses from both of you tomorrow. Enjoy your day.

ELYMAXiimus:
okay, maybe he can post for him. But after he posts, that's all. He should leave!

It's ok. I will monitor proceedings, he will stand by his words. Have you agreed on number of lines?


cc coogar

AdeLaNa1:
Sure we all hate Chelsea but dis Dopejemi's own i no undastand again o

Chestar5 is no more sending romantic smilies to him.

ELYMAXiimus:
i've said my mind

I thought we have reached a common ground before now. Can you post your verse 2pm tomorrow?

ELYMAXiimus:
so you're snubbing me? I told you i don't wanna see him anywhere near that thread. Is that too much to ask?

He is just going to drop coogar's verse, he has agreed not to have anything to do with the thread subsequently. Don't worry I will monitor the thread closely.

Elymaxiimus, everything is in order now. Coogar has agreed to send his verse to darkenedrebel. You should be ready by tomorrow 8pm. Ciao.

Darkenedrebel, we need decorum now. Coogar, if elymaxiimus is ok by 8pm and wont be free by then, send your verse to darkenedrebel to help you post. Few days time I am relocating and will like you guys to agree on posting tomorrow even if it's 11:59pm and do proper monitoring.

Alexpissu:
You have much to learn studying nature, tease me with respect

Alexpissu:
I script with fact...Airmark been defensive
The solomons view pyramids before imputing rhymes
Your belief growing adult ..bow tie with men
Airmark thinks I toothpick interview Coogar
I teach people to raise voice ....MOD playin intruder

Why will I defend when he hasn't attacked/you wanna trend ? join airmark in hashtag/
the only alex I respect is ferguson, Pissu sounds like a wack slang/

Your movement is slack and messed/you came 'cheap', this not how battlers appear/
whether you buy into it or not, my carriage will 'cost you an arm and leg'/

Your rants, as a major player i can side step/your products not ranked on my shelf/
i'm shutting down A P from pump action, like old petrol station at mile 12/

Turn to bird, fly to the states, england too/i can bring disease to newcastle/
if you claiming boss in the 'kitchen cabinet', then you will be biting more than what you can chew/

Call it sunday school morning teaching/curiousity kills a cat, while dog is peeping/
destroying building from foundation, boy skip drilling/you gon be fatally crushed from the ceiling/

Dont be deceived you aint stone's throw away from my level/you will be trampled upon if i address you/
throwing shots gon let you die faster than saudi pilgrims throwing stones at devil/

ELYMAXiimus:
we have agreed to post on monday by 8pm. 15bars!!!
Pls any sign of rebel in that thread should book him a ban, even if he gets spotted viewing the thread.
On monday, I will post when you confirm your presence to keep things in order.

Cool

Cc coogar

Good move

Elymaxiimus and coogar , what have you guys agreed on?. Let's be specific.

dmcdad:
8 weeks. Out of El-Clasico.

Wish him quick recovery.

Pataki:
But last week own excited you abi? When you had a rubbish ref to assist you with winning?

Only relieved cos ramires showed that he was not a crap as some people thought. Last week I was so happy, because the result confirmed wenger was a specialist in failure.

AdeLaNa1:
Nihilist, Airmark, Tval and Mourinholic looking at the EPL table like

Werey Go get concave and convex lenses.

Pataki:
Will you SHARAPPPPP?!!

I am not like dayo, who would be typing with boatank d**k in his mouth, zouma is like French version of boatank. He is most times shaky at CB in tough matches. This match did nt excite me at all.

FBS:
Na wa o. So Ramirez is now the best thing since moi-moi? wow. Just WOW!

He proved you wrong

I have said it times without number I am not always comfortable with zouma as my CB.

luvmijeje:
They must use carrot and stick approach on them.

raumdeuter:
WHen I tell you that you are dull, Just accept it as your fate

That is Sergio Ramos in midfield vs Juve away

Do you have brain at all? If kroos could confirm by himself he was playing defensive role as a midfielder now in real Madrid as against when he was in Bayern, do you need to bring a make-shift introduction of ramos to play in a 4-4-2 formation in a match to disprove the fact that Kroos confirmed to be enjoying his new dm role at Madrid? How will you describe a player said to be controlling proceedings from the deepest midfield position? or the anchor of a three man- midfield? You are a very useless fellow. Goodnight.

hensben:
Mehn you dey F up. Kroose can be refer to as DM because his primary assignment is to protect back 4. Same khedira that was a bench warmer last season when he returned from injury. Bousquet and kroose who is more physical? If the formal can play DM what stop the later from doing same huh. Who replaced Alonso in Madrid? Kroose. What position was/is Alonso playing? DM. Smh. All these things I'm saying are there to see, except one lack football knowledge. I played football though didn't make it to professional level due to injury.

Dayo is a disgrace to Bayern munich fans.

raumdeuter:
In that game Madrid simply played 2 central midfielders in Modric and Kroos

Simple question would be is Kroos a defensive midfielder? If he is because of what you show, then can I ask if Fellaini is a striker, Essien and ferreira central defenders? Carrick and Alonso defender?

They did nt play 2 central midfielders, it's a lie and stop bringing senseless explanation. You are talking to an ex-player. Kroos is an utility midfielder who can play as Central midfielder and as a defensive midfielder. Read this below, because if I explain, you wont accept. Modric is the one playing as CM, kroos has been playing as DM since carlo ancellotti era, he played deeply behind modric, not as a co-central midfielders. You are nt conversant with other teams other than bundesliga ones. So stop arguing blindly here.

Bimffo:
[size=35pt] ITS MATCH DAY!!! YAAAAY!!! [/size]


Tired of all these Boateng this, BoaTANK that. Boateng Better this, BoaTANK best player that.. Its almost 2 Years now. Arrrgh!

You remember this:

https://d13csqd2kn0ewr.cloudfront.net/uploads/image/file/31103/cropped_Hazard2.gif

raumdeuter:
You are a concrete mumu

Neuer playing as sweeper was part of the game plan as the team was playing a very high line But you wouldnt know this Since you still see Xavi playing as a right back in Nigeria 1999

Boateng was the only central defender who played all games and dominated the finals like Terry has never done in his career

What plan? To expose Neuer to series of attacks? Besides, was I the one who wrote it on goal.com that Neuer bailed out his defence many times? You are a fvcktard. Well read what carragher said about Hummels' general performance at the world cup too. Let me read another lame excuse that it was also planned by other defenders to let hummels shine. Dimwit.

CFCfan:
You're right. But if the Algerian forwards had a lot more footie "intelligence", the Germans would have made a shock exit in the Round of 16.
I recall several instances in that game where an Algerian player blasted the ball wide, when it would have been better to tee up a team mate around the 6-yard box.

You replied him? That's raumdeuter's ploy to continue arguing by digressing when cornered. The said game dragged till extra time after misses by the Algerians, who scored a goal adjudged as offside play. Germans were so scared that everyone was looking forward to hummels return against france. Neuer as usual had to come out and saved the leaking defence. Algerians did nt take their chances. See what goal said about Neuer below. Hummels was a god at the defence for Germany .

dmcdad:
Abeg, you no get any better thing to do other than responding to these guys? Na you go tire oooooo. Their ignorance and stu****** knows no bound.

You can help Dayo bro. What position is kroos playing in the graphic below ( against Granada 19/9/2015), because you hailed him when he said kroos did nt play as DM for Madrid before.

raumdeuter:
A team can play without a DM

Xabi ALonso, Essien, Carrick were played in central defence does that make them defenders

Fellaini was played as a striker does that make him a striker?

Why did you refuse to tell me what kross played for real Madrid in graphics shown earlier? That's how you keep feeding guys here wrong football technicalities info and they will be hailing you. How I wish Pataki can be here to watch how I exposed you again.

hensben:
dayo and that dmcdad are confuse people. Na only them go talk say DM nor be by power when they are arguing for bousquet, na only them go argue pirlo n kroose are not DM due to their playing style. Smh. When a club have good attackers like Real Madrid kroose can be played as DM or when you have two energetic midfielders(pogba n Vidal) like juve pirlo can be played as DM. Simple analys this guys failed to grab.

You see as he keeps disgracing himself on all threads. I don't think he watches any team week-in week-out except Bayern munich. He did nt know kroos was used as DM in Madrid and performed well. Dayo has been misleading some nincompoops here for long, he is pathetic.

raumdeuter:
One dindinrin said Toni Kroos played as defensive midfielder

You dont need a priest to tell you he is an oponu EPL fan

And one apoda, dmcdad hailed your stvpid comment, tagged it epic. Please what did kroos play in the graphics below in 2 of real Madrid matches ? You don't know anything about technical aspect of football.