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pkasso:
You be one wicked person walahi I don even forget about this one. Boateng na comedy gold i swear.

He has mental problem.

Do you remember this moment below?

raumdeuter:
See the look on Martials face, he is obviously regretting his actions on VVD. He thought VVD was the greatest defender in the world and gave him something small

After small dribble the best defender in the world is lying lifeless on the field

Boathand greeting Griezmann, in Ogbomosho way. You never greeted anyone like this, since you left Nigeria.

[img]https:///media/9-28-2016/SswB0r.gif[/img]

Segedinho:
This one bad o

Is that guy a defender or a backman...?

Backman, i remember street football.

He has the same brain as raumdeuter, monkey post brain.

He just jumps into every ball as expected by raumdeuter, no second thought. Too reckless, clumsy, calamitous.

These are things experts saw and never put him among great defenders.

raumdeuter:
VVD after meeting Gnabry

Boathand, after meeting VVD's brother. He couldn't stand on his feet, disappeared from the screen.

https://j.gifs.com/6R3Mkl.gif

diggz:
Please forgive him. Lilbros aka timbros problem is comprehension

Timbros, you are forgiven. Go and sin no more.

CAPdan21:
raumdeuter knows all this...he's just trolling...if we start analyzing boathand mishaps with screenshots we will get to page 10,000...People saw VVD performances and gave him European best buh raumdeuter will call it polling booth awards cuz all his champions Lewandoski, boateng only excel in thrashing bundesliga farmers

LewandFLOPski, after meeting VVD.

thorrvik55:
Show him the Allianz Arena one, how VVD was running away from attackers at the Allianz Arena.

Raumdeuter ngbo?

raumdeuter:
Abeg wetin dey happen for here

When your best defensive tactics is to run away from the attacker

Boathand is useless and you know it.


See VVD running away from attackers below.

Lana1:
This gif will never not be funny. Be like say dem dey play Boateng in rewind mode.

Boathand of Kumasi.

timbros:
[s]This is one of the very few times "...when called upon..."

Look at this image very well. There are 5 Liverpool players here but we all know that VVD will be the very last person to engage Messi. He will point till even Henderson will mark Messi first.

Messi can never dribble past VVD, not because he doesn't have the skills to, but because he will never catch the retreating traffic warden.[/s]

You told us nothing was in what i uploaded apart from VVD not getting dribbled in the ucl final. Where's your shame? Should i ask diggz?

monerozi5590:
.. What type of marking is this?

Epilepsy-induced marking.

Let's ask raumdeuter.

Dmail:
Same reason why adultery is prohibited in the Bible yet some Christians are fully indulged in it. One time I heard a prostitute in a motel shouting Jesus Jesus yet she is in the worst place doing the most absurd job someone should indulge in.

How did you know she was a prostitute and not with her husband?

kendrick93:
This is not monkey post football...
If everyone attacks messi, who then is left to mark the player messi is about passing the ball to?
This is defending 101 na.....
The kind things I read here eh

The only thing my bro, larride, had ever kicked, was stone. Pardon him.

timbros:
...when called upon...

This clearly shows that he did little to nothing. Why won't Matip gas when he was doing all the work in that backline? He even contributed an assist in the other end of the pitch!

It's shameful that all what we read in those attached images is VVD "not getting dribbled past"....

Can you dribble pass a retreating traffic warden?

Has corona affected your eyes?

kendrick93:
Is that not Gini Wijnaldum..
When did gini turn into messi
Chai Boateng have suffered,
Nowadays, he's always on the end of countless nutmegs

If Segun Odegbami at 67, wears his boot today, he will dribble Boathand. He is that useless.

[img]https:///media/10-01-2017/D3UDwp.gif[/img]

timbros:
* Alisson made 8 saves in the Champions league final (a record) and kept a clean sheet (first time since Julio Cesar in 2010).

* Joel Matip made 14 clearances in the final (VVD 5), more than any player in the pitch that night.

BUT

We should ignore these defensive contributions and crown VVD the alpha and omega that delivered UCL to Liverpool because he is good at organising the defence.

The kind jokes one read here ehh!

So clearances are the most important things expected from Cbs, right?

Ask raumdeuter to bring his Guardian and independent newspapers ratings and let's see if they rated Matip above VVD in that match.

kendrick93:
So he couldn't even make team of the tournament
Chai

An ok performance in one game alone was not enough to put the idiot there.

Without Hummels, in one of Germany's match against Algeria, fans nearly died of hbp, as the defence was porous with Boathand greatly exposed by the Algerians.

How would fifa be deceived by having an above average game? They are not from Ogbomosho like raumdeuter.

raumdeuter:
If you are not holding the brief for Henderson then shut your mouth. Tell us boldly that Henderson is the best player in Liverpool this season or just shut your illiterate mouth

Boateng has dominated many seasons, CL finals and world cup finals where he was not pointing and shouting but actually doing the defensive work

Product of Feyingbole comprehensive high school.

Wtf is Boathand dominated many seasons? He must have dominated seasons in Ogbomosho champions league.

The calamitous defender played for about 10yrs with Bayern, he never made Fifa best XI even once.

Who among those superstars of his Bayern generation that won Ucl, didn't make Fifa best XI? The idiot was falling up and down for Wjnaldum, Azmoun and other average players.

You should hide your bald head somewhere.

https://j.gifs.com/6R3Mkl.gif

raumdeuter:
So what is in this youtube you just posted?

Henderson wont even be top 5 Liverpool player this season. He is not even sure for best Liverpool midfielder never mind best player in the team or best in the league

They make such polling booth awards for people who dont watch games. Jordan Henderson ko, Jericho Henderson ni

I could see like 8 clean assists that Mane alone, denied him in the video, among other things a midfielder is expected to provide for his defenders and attackers.

I am not holding brief for him, just telling you that Boathand is supposed to be in your black book, if you use the same eye you are using here, to watch the calamitous Ghanaian.

raumdeuter:
When we were warning folks about polling booth awards, they will be shouting this won award that won the award

Can anyone here say that Henderson was even better than Mane Trent or Salah this season in his own Liverpool team

Henderson is the best player in the league

Henderson was better than your wasteful best African ever in Epl history this season.

You always dropped your edited gifs to hype that calamitous Boathand. Henderson fans could also edit and show you why he did more for Liverpool than the wasteful Salah.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ud-xgIMElI

larride:
Dayo see our lastma official.


Always pointing.

He is still better than all your defenders, without fingers.

chic2pimp:
...Unlike others days were You would watch Boateng and simply throw out a blanket statement like "Boateng is one of the Top 10 Defenders in the world", He was actually played like THE BEST DEFENDER in the world on that night.

I'll give you an example. Hummels up to that point had had the better world cup of the two and I won't be pushing it If I said He was amongst the Top 2-3 in world footy. However on that night, Boateng Looked a Cut above Him. Yes, He was that good.

Boathand was average cummulatively in the tournament. He didnt make team of the tournament, because a single game doesn't define a player, from Burundi to Cambordia. Patapata you go get motm, which he didn't even get, and that's where it stopped.

raumdeuter:
Guardiola won with Etoo Henry Sylvinho Yaya in 2009 changed them

And in 2011 won with Pedro Villa alves and Mascherano

Mourinho won with Inter that was dominating italian league Pep won with a team that has gone 2yrs trophyless

I don't know who asked Fraudiola to change anything. Why didn't he change Messi, Xavi, Puyol, Alves, Iniesta after 2009?

Mou won with totally different sets of players at Porto and Inter. When will Fraudiola do same?

raumdeuter:
After that world cup he went to the euros and was also one of the best defenders in the tournament

Praise the Lord.

chic2pimp:
Boateng was immense that night. That was probably the only day I truly believed He was the THE BEST DEFENDER in world footy. My man was having none of it that day. Nothing could get past the Him. He was really and truly a TANK that night.

Imagine 'the only day' for a player that played for Bayern for about 10yrs. When we have uncountable days he played like the worst defender in the world.

raumdeuter:
Pep took a Barcelona who had gone 2 seasons trophyless and finished 3rd in the La Liga to win the sextuple

When will Mourinho try that

3rd in the league is bad, but 5th and 10th are what? You are a clown.

Fraudiola always like to join a team that finish well in ucl, for a reason. He is always after an in-form team.

Barcelona finished in Semifinal in 2007/2008 before he joined them.

Bayern munich won the ucl in 2012/2013 he quickly joined them.

Manchester city finished in semifinal in 2015/2016 he rushed them.


Fraudiola is an overrated manager, a gold digger.

raumdeuter:
How long ago did Mourinho win it?

Mou has won it with two different sets of players. He won it with teams that weren't european heavyweights.

When will Fraudiola do this without Messi and Barca?

Got this from twitter. Naira marley - Ashley Young and Zlatan Ibile - Lingard.

Wizkid - messi
Davido - ronaldo
Burna boy - neymar
Olamide - zlatan
Fela - pele
2face - ronaldinho
Dbanj - zidane
Psquare - gerard and lampard
Kizz daniel - henry
Naira marley - ashley young
Zlatan - lingard
Rema - halaand
Fire boy -mbappe

NextD18:
Like Boateng like his fans!

Always trying to control damages with unnecessarily point.

Wetin concern this humiliation by Messi and World Cup that took place before Messi humiliated him.

This got to Boathand.

People are wicked sha, why tag the Ghanaian?

TLona1:
He has won the UCL and that's all that matters.

Not sure. Winning it like 10yrs ago, matters to Fraudiola as seen below. He should pity Monsur's billions and win it with City, without Messi.

pkasso:
I knew you were going to post this There is another meme-worthy pic of Rafinha trying to acrobatically clear the ball off the line after Messi chipped Neuer. That one looked very much like the Bundesliga logo

That game pain me sha. We held our own against Barca for over 70 mins without Alaba and Robbery. Even Lewy had to wear a mask after suffering facial fracture. Messi's ingenuity was what decided that game.

It was as if Messi used voodoo on Boathand. That moment was magical.

raumdeuter:
Monaco played the CL final in 2004, Yaya joined them in 2006, That is a big team. Why didnt his agent not take him to Sunderland, he left Monaco and went to Barcelona when he could have gone to Hull City

Mourinho coached Porto the biggest club in Portugal, He should have joined Gymnastic and won the CL with them, He later went to Chelsea and Inter big rich clubs why didnt he choose Yeovil and Augsburg

And some idiots liked this post.

Yaya joined a Monaco that finished 10th in French league1 in 2005/2006. That's a poor team.

Mourinho joined a struggling Porto team in 5th position in Portuguese league. A team in the last position of ucl group. A team already knocked out in Portuguese cup.

Fraudiola would never attempt what Yaya and Mou tried. He is always looking for where food don done. He is a jellyfish, a fraud.