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nihilistjnr:
I just remembered the lay off freekick too, where you would put prop the button up on one man, and then play it into the goal with another

LegoxMetahuman:
i played this thing die

we will even modify the crown cork.

tear paper, write number on it and use eba or saliva to gum it on the head.
if you are the rich one with extra 1kobo pocket money to spare, you put it underneath the crown cork and press together to form a solid keeper.

Ibime:
Yeah I forgot the boot sef.

Melting candles was our old style but it didn't make them heavy enough. You can still blast shot through them so we used those small ceramic tiles.

Big argument before each tournament as to whether you can use your hand for cutting the ball to make it change direction. Eventually we outlawed cutting in my hood.

The game is all about technology, and whoever spend the most time modifying his team will usually win. Many of my goals were from freekicks and I modify two players in my team especially for freekicks by bending out the counter so they can chip the ball. I will bend one out well well for long range freekicks and another one just slightly for shorter range freekicks

Ibime:
I enjoyed this game ehn, especially tournaments. These guys did not even dress their players in Jersey.

We dress our players properly and even put tiles inside to make them heavier. Plus my defenders were not even counter. They were those water bottle tops stuffed with tiles. We use their height to form wall for freekick.

For the goalkeeper, we knock 3 or 4 counters together and put tile in the middle so he won't be falling and letting goals in. It got to the stage, I even got my dad to cut me a solid square block of iron in his machine shop to use as goalkeeper

Ishilove:
Are you a levite? You likely had dada in infancy and your parents cut it off without following certain processes.

Let me narrate a personal experience. I am a Levite, but when I was a baby, my mum used a comb to comb everything out without allowing it to form. She combs, but by following morning the tangles are back. She battled with my hair for months before it stopped tangling and began to grow normally.

My hair grew long and thick, but when it started disturbing me, I saw fire. Spiritually and physically. Last last in 2005 after investigations I was told to go and shave off the entire thing. Gosh it was painful. After shaving the hair my bro still lathered my scalp with soap and shaved the scalp join because no single hair must remain.

Thereafter I did some Christian 'stuff' which I won't mention here and since then no more disturbances till this day.

chic2pimp:
Airmark ooo ...Flights to Naija in this day and age of Modern Tech is not necessary. Video evidence with multiple witnesses is all that is required for now

raumdeuter:
For 5,000 Naira many people will act like they are eating grass. Shebi na to touch am and he will start shaking, lie down on the grass to chew it?

No be people dem dey hire to come form fake miracles for church revivals?

chic2pimp:
£5000 to those dudes on that thread to see someone chop grass? Make them swindle me abi? . Besides the only time I might be willing to drop 5grand is if you can connect me to a Baba that would make me rich

raumdeuter:
Why has nihilist education and common sense not been questioned and why is he not getting triggered but you? Maybe because he has a track record of showing common sense and evidence of education, How many times will you see nihilist telling us jazz will make someone rich, or that investing in MMM is a viable retirement plan

raumdeuter:
Why is it that you get triggered when common sense or lack of education is mentioned?

Only a cripple gets triggered when someone is limping

chic2pimp:
I have actually gone through the majority of the thread and I thoroughly enjoyed the Comic relief it provided . Unlike you, the Majority of the would be Jazz Men on that thread are not civil so not point asking.

chic2pimp:
Why must I enter Naija first nah? . Video evidence will suffice. Then we can start making arrangements.

raumdeuter:
Its to underscore how important common sense is in everything you do in life

When it comes to the art of defending, Maldini is the closest you will ever get to being perfect not a failed USL ball boy who couldnt even make it to MLS

raumdeuter:
It requires common sense to interpret, Work on that first.

raumdeuter:
Maldini did not make the mistake there, he had to run to cover someones elses mistake its basic common sense you know..

raumdeuter:
So the greatest defender in history should not be believed when talking about football, but a failed USL ballboy

No wonder you refused to learn from the best and are always swayed by mumu display by local Aramoko Ekiti jazzmen

chic2pimp:
LOOOL .....Bruvvvv!...The funny thing is that there is never an audience to witness it. It's usually stories that touch. Abi how do you explain the fact that we are yet to see even one video of an individual chopping grass?

chic2pimp:
Which Locals nau? Because right we've already established the Juju men in Makurdi are Local Champions.

Oya Make we talk Man to Man. You fit connect me to one juju man?

raumdeuter:
You are here busy celebrating his top scorer in 2004 tell us how he scored all those goals in 2004? He is an AM, how many goals did he create for his attackers

raumdeuter:
[s]Basic education and intelligence is always necesary in life and lack of it will always show

In football everyone on the field has responsibilities and spaces they cover, If a right-back gets dribbled and the CB had to run to cover to tackle you will say the CB made an error?, if everyone is doing their job perfectly, no one will need to go into emergency mode of lounging tackles.

If a teammate fails to do their job, Maldini or another sensible defender will have to go into emergency mode and use the last card in his repertoire

Is it not rich that a ball boy in the USL not even MLS can confidently say the best defender of all time is wrong when he is discussing about defending?

Its akin to a primary school dropout telling Einstein is wrong when discussing Physics[/s]

raumdeuter:
Tell us how his goals in 2004 were scored, He is an AM how many assists did he give his attackers? in 94, 2000 2002 or 2004

No wonder na tier 3 teams dey always sign am. PSG Fenerbahce, Hull City Bolton Frankfurt

raumdeuter:
2000 vs Cameroun was a freekick
In 2004 Okocha scored 4 goals
Freekick vs Mali
Freekick vs Cameroun
Penalty vs Tunisia
Penalty vs South Africa

This is why its important to watch games and not going to wikipedia to look up goal scorers

Our AM who was supposed to be feeding attackers ball is here celebrating penalties and freekicks

chic2pimp:
What Streets? .....As someone asked on that thread, where were these dudes when the Fulani Herdsmen attacked their Villages/stronghold a few years back? Apparently they were the first ones to flee the scene when the Fulanis came calling only to return with Cutlass, Machetes and Guns after the Herdsmen had long gone

Their own brand of Juju is only for terrorizing innocent harmless villagers, chasing skirts up and down and butchering each other.

raumdeuter:
Go and bring it out, a tackle is necesary as a last resort if you cannot intercept, Interception is the biggest and most important attribute a DM can have

raumdeuter:
Maldini wont take that risk that is why he said its only when he has made a mistake that a tackle would be necesary

raumdeuter:
There are other ways Boateng could have won the balls back without tackles. Tackles are very risky and with proper positioning you wont need to tackle

raumdeuter:
Who was PSG in Europe at the time Okocha played for them?

We are talking of CL winners of that time you are mentioning Juve

chic2pimp:
More Fictions than Facts on that thread.

Someone actually claimed to know someone who cheated death. Apparently this Cultist came out unscathed after being shot at numerous times. His Vest was bullet ridden but somehow He had no scratch on His body(well apart from going blind for a few moments). The Wonders of "Juju".

raumdeuter:
When I dey vex for showboaters like Okocha you need to watch efficient footballers and know the difference

Big ups to Sunday Ogochukwu Oliseh, strong in tackle, Calm in possession with vision like an eagle, left leg, right leg, shots he dey there

raumdeuter:
When I dey vex for showboaters like Okocha you need to watch efficient footballers and know the difference

Big ups to Sunday Ogochukwu Oliseh, strong in tackle, Calm in possession with vision like an eagle, left leg, right leg, shots he dey there

See this break in attack and immediate vision to launch a through ball to his attacker not wasting time. Imagine say na JayJay win ball there, he will first relax and look to disgrace the opponent while our attackers will be there suffering



See the same type of ball over the top in the Nations cup final


vs Senegal in the 2000 Nations cup we were suffering Oliseh had Malaria, he saw the team down and hopeless with Okocha doing his thing, Oliseh begged to come on from the bench and before long sent a long pass that opened the Senegalese defence and Aghahowa scored (elampiro where were you that day)

Omo that moment madness catch me, See as I run, Even watching the highlight now sef I wan dey cry.

If you watch all these good times of Nigerian football, you can see why some of us cant be bothered to watch the current eyesore we have now

That is why he played for European giants of his time like Ajax, Juve and Dortmund not the likes of Fenerbahce, Frankfurt or Bolton

raumdeuter:
When I dey vex for showboaters like Okocha you need to watch efficient footballers and know the difference

Big ups to Sunday Ogochukwu Oliseh, strong in tackle, Calm in possession with vision like an eagle, left leg, right leg, shots he dey there

See this break in attack and immediate vision to launch a through ball to his attacker not wasting time. Imagine say na JayJay win ball there, he will first relax and look to disgrace the opponent while our attackers will be there suffering




See the same type of ball over the top in the Nations cup final



vs Senegal in the 2000 Nations cup we were suffering Oliseh had Malaria, he saw the team down and hopeless with Okocha doing his thing, Oliseh begged to come on from the bench and before long sent a long pass that opened the Senegalese defence and Aghahowa scored (elampiro where were you that day)

Omo that moment madness catch me, See as I run, Even watching the highlight now sef I wan dey cry.

If you watch all these good times of Nigerian football, you can see why some of us cant be bothered to watch the current eyesore we have now

That is why he played for European giants of his time like Ajax, Juve and Dortmund not the likes of Fenerbahce, Frankfurt or Bolton

hardeycute:
It will be hard to replace anyone from this list.