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lordfalcao:
I hope you will quote me when he goes on a goal drought?

I don’t want you to tell me, he came from a new league and will need 500 years to gel.

Keep the energy when that time comes.

20 non penalty goals still on the table, you still have time to wager.

You dey rate your jakujaku Jackson, who every club is avoiding like a plague, above someone who is better than hiim in the box.

The last thing I remember about Jakujaku Jackson, is his stupid red card against Flamengo.

lordfalcao:
Frankfurt rejecting 75M bid for Ekiti pikin, who is not even premier league tested.

If that boy goes for 80M; Jackson should go for 85M. Jackson is already a premier league tested, scoring double digit goals in both season.

Ekiti pikin doesn’t even have a higher ceiling more than him, yet to be tested in the premier league.

If the club wants to sell Jackson, Jackson should never be sold below 70-75M.

If you get club, go waste 85m on Jackson.

MorataFC:
🚨 Bayern Munich enquired on Xavi Simons again, but were told a move is not possible as the player has his eyes set on a move to Chelsea.

[Florian PLettenburg]

Wetin dey do dis Bayern sef?

Jackson dey there dem no pick. Raumdeuter warn your team.

Unlimited22:
Both Nkunku and Félix are going

Ekitipikin is definitely not better than Jackson so calling 80m for him is ludicrous in the extreme.


We are in for Gyokeres. Fingers crossed.

But we still need a good LW.

After 5 matches we will come back to review this.

I don't know what attracts you people to a striker like Jackson, terrible in his primary role of burying chances.

Thazard:
Timbros and his crew please pick Jackson.

Na Chelsea them dey prescribe poison for.

Salarys:
Did this same striker not come in against Chelsea?

What's with this obsession to declare yourself right?

That everyday it is one thing over and over again?

How old is the person behind this account?

Man City - Haaland
Liverpool - Ekitike
Arsenal - Gyokeres
Chelsea - Joao Pedro

So these clubs are stupid for spending big on strikers now, you just jumped into a convo you had no idea how it started. Dolt.

I will start blocking you mofos now. I don't want to be quoted by idiots that open multiple accounts to talk rubbish and waste my time.

MorataFC:
EXCL: Chelsea have now completed the agreement with Marc Cucurella over new deal.

Seen as key player on the pitch, leader off the pitch and really important for present/future.

New contract is signed and sealed for Cucurella at #CFC.

Nice one

Great.

Joao Pedro - 5 goals from 7 shots for Chelsea.

A40:
You never tire for the ekuke barking for my mentions?

Which striker did they use to win CL last season?

Who was Madrid striker in 2024 when they won CL

Vs Inter in the finals who scored for City? Was it a striker?

Did you guys have striker when you won CL in 2021?

Always analyzing ball like a simpleton.

Will a striker score every match?

A40:
Where's Airmark? This PSG team be like who need striker to you? Or you just want to do your usual elejo wewe

Why did the Psg attack fire blanks against Chelsea?

If Enrique followed this stupid post above about the team not needing a striker and didn't bring a washed striker in, they would have left the stadium empty-handed. Learn from knowledgeable people, you no go hear. Ajakaja40

OasisX:
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Good or bad news?

chrisooblog:
More clarity of what happened on the flight.

An Eye Witness Account - Ibom Air Flight No. QI 513 from Uyo To Lagos on Sunday 10 August 2025.
So, I was on the now infamous Ibom Air flight from Uyo to Lagos on 10 August 20225 at 1:20pm. I sat on seat 14B, the aisle seat on the left side of the emergency exit row of the Plane. Miss. Emmanson sat across the aisle immediately to my right on the corresponding emergency exit row aisle seat (that should be seat 14C or D depending on how the seats were numbered). Considering it was a small aircraft, it could be said that we sat about two feet apart, so I was privy, first hand, to all that transpired prior to take off, and upon landing until I exited the plane before the entire drama began. I will detail hereunder what transpired, suffice to say, at no time did Miss. Emmanson refuse to switch off her phone for take off.

Disclaimer

It is important to state that prior to meeting Miss. Emmansonon the aircraft by pure happenstance, I had never met her before. She is a complete stranger to me. In the same vein I have never met any of the Ibom Air hostesses before Friday, to the best of my knowledge, and I am only speaking out now out of a moral duty and civic responsibility to speak the truthso that everyone, whether highly placed or not, highly connected or not, can be treated fairly and justly in all circumstances.
I must also state immediately that I do not condone or endorse the acts of violence and disorderliness exhibited by Miss.Emmanson as seen in various videos circulating in the media space. It is not justified.

Unjustified Humiliation and Provocation By Ibom Air Hostess

There were only two air hostesses on the plane which I presume to be as a result of the size of the plane. One of the hostesses approached us and gave us the regular briefing for passengers sitting on the emergency exit. This hostess was exceptionally kind, polite and amiable. I will refer to her henceforth as hostess 1. After the briefing she asked Miss.Emmanson politely twice to switch off her phone. I noticed thereafter that Miss. Emmanson was fiddling with her phone with some uncertainty.
After hostess 1 left to continue her duties, hostess 2 came with an almighty huff and told Miss. Emmanson to switch off her phone with a very high voice. Miss. Emmanson in a low voice tried to explain to hostess 2 that the buttons on her phone for switch off were not working so she did not know how to switch off the phone. Hostess 2 rebuffed her and kept insisting that she switches off the phone. Hostess 2 then told her that the phone she was holding was an iPhone which did not require buttons to switch off. The lady now asked the hostess to assist her switch off the phone and hostess 2 replied “I am not touching your phone”. Hostess 2 now told her to go to settings and from there click on general. The lady now responded in an even lower voice saying “please I cannot read and don’t know what you said I should do. Can you just help me?” Hostess 2 now retorted “Please I don’t have time for your nonsense. Better switch off that phone immediately”.
The gentleman sitting to my left in seat 14A and I were flabbergasted when we heard this and could not believe that an air hostess could speak so condescendingly and unnecessarily humiliate a passenger, perhaps because she was a single female. We then intervened and asked the gentleman sitting next to the lady by the window of her row to assist her. He collected the phone and was assisting her. Miss. Emmanson then started asking hostess 2 if there was anything wrong with being unable to read and why she had to humiliate her like that to the whole public. Hostess 2 now told Miss. Emmanson to keep quiet or else she would deal with her. At this point Miss. Emmanson started cursing and told her she could do nothing to her. Hostess 2 then said “ok, you will see” then she left in a puff and proceeded to the cockpit and never came back.
Some passengers sitting afar who did not know what truly transpired were shouting for Miss. Emmanson to switch offher phone. However, the passenger in seat 14A and I rose up stoutly and defended her and when they heard our explanations they all calmed down and the flight took off.

Airborne
Throughout the flight Miss. Emmason was upset and simmering. She kept on discussing the situation with the gentleman on her right till the plane landed. She was obviously quite annoyed. I also noticed that Hostess 2 kept peeping at our row throughout the flight. She stayed upfront in the plane most of the time if I recollect correctly.
Hostess 1 on the other hand was completely oblivious of the raging storm (at least I thought so) and was kind, polite and professional throughout. Hostess 1 gave extra water to Miss. Emmanson when she asked for it in-flight and also helped her with bringing out and returning her food tray when snacks were served and also as we were approaching landing. Hostess 1 also helped put away some of Miss. Emmansonthings in the cabin above before landing.

Disembarkation
Once the plane landed, the gentleman in seat 14A and I joked that we had better get out quickly before a war breaks out. We both expressed hope that nothing happened as we disembarked. Disembarkation was being done row by row and just before it got to our turn, Miss. Emmanson exited her seat to the back of the plane and I presumed she went to the toilet. We happily disembarked and I forgot all about the spat in the plane until I started seeing all the videos and statements flying unabatedly. I hope the other gentlemen who witnessed this unfortunate incident on row 14 along with me will speak up and corroborate all I have said, which is the truth. I am ready to stand by all I have said here and will be glad to stand as a witness if need be for Miss Emmanson.

Conclusion
1. Miss. Emmanson never at any time refused to switch off her phone for take-off.
2. Hostess 2 acted very poorly and inflamed a rather simple and small matter. And this is putting it mildly.
3. Hostess 1 was exceptional and if she were the one that handled the entire episode, this would not have happened.
4. Ibom Air needs to do better in training their staff to learn to be sensitive and empathetic where necessary.
5. Miss. Emmanson’s reactions, though founded on grave unwarranted humiliation and provocation, has no place in any sane society and should not be encouraged.

https://x.com/egi_nupe___/status/1955552125729075649

This has every trappings of a staged drama.

You have social media presence and you couldn't switch off your phone and you couldn't read, and when disembarking you ran back so you would disembark last for the impending action.

BlewMahn:
On second thoughts...continue

When them dey call me out, una dey always keep quiet. But na me no dey tire. Make una continue I no send anybody.

No be washed striker majorly rescue them today?

A40:
Where's Airmark? This PSG team be like who need striker to you? Or you just want to do your usual elejo wewe

Singapore1:
na why e dey always seek your validation . you are the only supporter he has

He is an ex-footballer so he is not ignorant like you, Timbros, Lordfalcao and your mumu friends.

Enzo5:
Kvara off, been struggling though.. have psg fired a shot on target so far 60mins

They said they didn't need a striker. I am always at the unpopular but the right side. Now a washed striker rescued them from the jaws of death.

If we meet them again with the same lineup we will bang them.

Ibime:
PSG better come back

We can't have Spurs diminishing our CWC final performance

And a striker raised them from the dead. A40 how far?

I am happy Enrique didn't buy a quality striker like Gyokeres. Let's see how they will win next Ucl.

Skimpledawg:
You no well normally

Na the way you and Timbros take hold airmark for blokus with better counter-attack since dey make me laugh

Which better counter-attack? Why not ask about their jakujaku Jackson?

We are the World champions, anything below that is local title according to us at Aparisports.

When are we sending Sterling, Jackson, Disasi out oo? It's not good as Simmons misses Preseason.

lordfalcao:
Nobody dy mention you, you are more likely to mention me than I mention you.

I dont even know the imaginary win dem talk say you win.

Ibime will not kill you if you ask him. Mumu.

Enzo5:
Oga pleaseeee, because I didn't go back and forth with you doesn't mean I wasn't part of the genesis of the so called matter.

From early last summer window I was calling for a new striker, I ignored all those your posts airmark was responding to, because honestly[b] I don't think anyone who wished us well would have wanted us to go into another season with just jackson as our cf[/b].

Thunder don fire them.

Ibime:
Airmark, you done win oh

Accept your win gracefully and stop typing paragraph upon paragraph

Let me tag them, so they will stop mentioning me in their megedefegede again.


Nateevs, Timbros, Lordfalcao, Kimbeast, Singapore1.

timbros:
Where did I say this?

JP is a support cast and not a striker. You want to deny it as usual?

Griffon:
Una get time for person wey wan mad.

See how you mumu dey defend a useless striker below that we replaced and became the World champions. We want goal from our top striker, you dolt was talking about occupying . They called someone a striker and he can't shoot well and you typed rubbish. Oya go and fight for him at Stamford bridge na.

Griffon:

His shooting is his biggest weakness, bar that, he’s a very decent forward esp off the ball.

You rarely find strikers who occupy the defenders. An effective occupying of the defenders drags them out of position which ultimately creates passing lanes and spaces for the likes of Palmer, Madueke and Neto to exploit and score.

Jackson does this effectively, the only reason you’re not seeing us scoring so high is because those ninjas NJ creates spaces for are either profligate or play with hindsights. This is the singular reason why myself and the likes of nateevs and Ibime believe NJ isn’t entirely the problem upfront rather his supporting cast.

Weeks ago we saw Dembele playing as a false 9 for PSG. He only had one job to do - drag the defenders out of position, while Doue and Kvara carries out the damage. If na some Einsteins for here, they’ll be clamoring for Ronaldo de Lima to lead the line, forgetting that football has gone past the stage when traditional no9 is everything.

Jackson in either of Barca, City, Madrid, PSG, Arsenal etc is great asset. If you know you know.

The boy will cook in a team with a good attacking band.

One of the Jakujaku Jackson's supporters not happy with me and our becoming the World champions with new strikers and without a goal from their werey striker. Na you and other Jakujaku Jackson supporters go run mad. Ibime has left your ignorant group of Jakujaku Jackson defenders. Ode.

Amethyst101:
Make Una die this matter now

At least, it's a new season, and for the first time in about 4 or 5 years, we actually go into the season with high expectations. Most Chelsea fans are eager and have at least some hope for what the next few months hold and promise.


Let's all just enjoy the ride and support the boys
KTBFFH till infinity ♾️ 🔵

Timbros, Lordfalcao, Kimbeast and co are setting a league title target they hope we don't meet so they will say the attack/Jakujaku Jackson is not our major problem.

nateevs:
Sir, we are waiting. You are conveniently omitting the actual premise of this whole debate, going on a tangent with yet another round of.....megedefegede.

The one gan gan that you are trying to prove to everyone that you got right, you are now side-stepping.

Are Bellotti, Vlahovic, Dovbyk and Guirassy all upgrades to Jackson?

I don bold am for you. So you no go say you no see am. So abeg Uncle Airmark. We don plenty now wey dey wait for dis answer.

Nateevs wey dey tag and ask me questions last year October, now has no time to talk about how his Jakujaku Jackson's replacements helped us to become the World champions.


Guirassy and Gyokeres nominated, where's your jakujaku Jackson?

Ihebu4chelsea:
Airmark, you no dey tire?

No.

Not against those that plotted the downfall of Chelsea with their jakujaku Jackson and I warned them last August.

Katcall:
when maresca was making tactical errors, you did not say anything. Now you come out like a rabbit from a rabbit hole to defend him becos he won sth

Nateevs left Jakujaku Jackson issue and was busy talking about his support for Maresca. We are talking about 'head' he was bringing 'tail' issue.

This is one of his numerous posts defending his adopted son, Jakujaku Jackson. He wouldn't talk about his replacement that contributed to our becoming the World champions. He typed thousands of words with no single substance.

In order to shy away from getting dragged by his post below where he said we didn't need a prolific striker, he called JP, a support cast. Shame.

nateevs:
Like I say, Airmark is creating a followership on this topic but only on half the story.

This is the nuance. Only 1 of those big chances fell to the striker yesterday. The other 3 fell to Enzo, Madueke and Sterling. All 3 failed to convert a single one.

If we had the prolific Halaand on our side, the score would have 4-3. If we didn't, but had say Nico Williams on the left, Olise on the right, and say a Lampard type midfielder instead of Enzo, it would have been 5-4 in favour of Chelsea. That's the other half of the story.



We need to score 80 goals minimum to stand a chance of finishing in top four. 87+ for top 3 and 90+ for top 2.

A prolific striker is only going to get you 25 (PL only) of those. Where's the rest going to come from?

That's why the more pertinent problem is the support cast we have and not a prolific striker.

nateevs:
Statistical neophytes coming up with bullshit again. There is no striker alive that will finish most of our chances. Find us the stats and prove us wrong.

If you think we are wrong, name names. Give us the strikers that you know will bury most of our chances.

timbros:
Airmark is not a Chelsea fan, he is a fan of selected Chelsea players. He is here just to support certain players and force other players down the throat of anyone whose opinion differs from his own.

We were arguing Chelsea attack and Chelsea defence but he somehow twisted everything to me supporting Jackson and wanting him at the club no matter what. Like, seriously! Is Jackson the only attacker in Chelsea?

The bolded above is exactly what I want.. Chelsea to win and haul trophies.

But JP will score and airmark will mention me, as IF I'm angry that JP scored. Sancho score airmark will look for a post made months ago and quote it completely out of context. Cucurella have a good game he will mention Ibime. As in, nitpicking stuffs... But when Chelsea as a club is being discussed, the technical and tactical aspect Chelsea as a club, he will disappear.

This is one of your numerous posts you condemned the personnels in the defence and as usual defended your jakujaku Jackson..

Who was the true fan between me and you? Thunder fire you, Gucciboy and all those who wanted Jakujaku Jackson to wreck our team.

timbros:
Again, Jackson is not the only striker who miss chances.

Are you telling me that it's Fofana James and Colwill that will help you keep clean sheets that will improve the defence?

You still blasted Colwill during the season because we didn't sign another CB as you suggested after Tosin was brought in.

timbros:
Have your defence improved with Colwill? How many cleansheet can you boast of this season?

Shame on you
.

Lowkey you are pained that we became the World champions with no single goal from your jakujaku Jackson and without addition of a new CB. Now you are brewing another target since you got disgraced at the CWC and your 'i told you so' didn't come to the fore.

The day we throw out your jakujaku Jackson, shots will be fired on your dumb head.

timbros:
Enzo5 look at this conversation and tell me why you ask me to take the L.

Why are you talking about Colwill injury when we have fixed the attack? Can't JP and Delap produce the goals to hand us EPL title irrespective of what is happening in our defence?

Your L is fat.

timbros:
Airmark said we have 10 defenders so therefore, we are stacked in defence.

Our defence is very okay with Badashile, Disasi, Dr. Fofana, soon to retire Silva, Dr. Reece, Dr. Chilly etc etc...

Let's focus on attack. Once fixed, we are challenging for the next title!

timbros:

Is it the Colwill we watched earlier in the season or another Colwill?

But you can't be responsible and accept supporting your Jakujaku Jackson and condemning our defenders.

Below is what a responsible man does.

Ibime:
Nah Jackson gotta go!

Airmark done win!

I apologise for taking same sides with people who backed Torres and Morata!

timbros:
Tram outscore is suddenly concerned about an injured defender.

I thought the plan was continue scoring and scoring and scoring, no matter how many you concede.

Maybe Colwill is an attacker now.

The Liverpool and Arsenal you were always using as examples why we shouldn't replace your jakujaku Jackson, have bought strikers and we bought two. If not that you are shameless, you shouldn't have attempted to talk about this issue again.

Mr. 'Joao Pedro is not a striker '

Emaprince:
Honestly. We need to do that.

The title "CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD" is paramount.

Maybe you should organise a poll. Lets see howmany chelsea fans will support the creation of a new thread.

Them ogas like Ibime no dey interested na why I lock up since.

If we are proud of the achievement we should flaunt it.

BikeMan:
I hope things keep running softly, teams should be worried about us this season.

Yes o.

Timbros and Lordfalcao are wishing us bad from Senegal but God go shame them again.

Enzo5:
guy everything is not an agenda you need to learn to take your L and move on. Next thing is if gk gets injured and we need a new one it's "oh we have fixed our attack there's no need" 🤦🏾‍♂️

Timbros no get one ounce of a shame.