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RuuDie:
What a very generous assessment. Chelsea need 31 players and new coach. Na only Kante suppose remain inside that team!



See the bolded. Na there u go take know betta coach... e don dey scout already. Wen e buy am now, una go vex, shout and complain. Meanwhile una own useless managers go siddon dey chew nicotine upandan

Better coach or Messi-dependent coach?

A40:
Mschewww shey Hidden Shakushaku na the kin player wey dem dey use quench thirst for Champions League before? Orisirisi

That's the truth as revealed by aparisports and you must accept it.

RuuDie:
Weda u like Pep or not, bottom line is, e go deliver las las. Even with all una shakushaku and headless chickens, e go deliver. Sweet football plus cup - local or international...

He said he needed 9 players to buy, for Chelsea.

He can only deliver local trophies without Messi. Gullit and some of us here know that. He's already in Argentina looking for the new Messi.

A40:
Lmaooo. That's the point. At no point did Madrid offer to buy Hazard, not even for £5. If Barca could pay €140m for Coutinho Madrid could easily tempt Chelsea with €150m.

Remember they sold Ronaldo so they could have easily afforded Hazard's price tag

No more thirst to win ucl again. That's what your boss, raumdeuter, opined.

raumdeuter:
This is the words of Benzema the guy on the field interpreting the tactics

"Before, there was a guy that scored more than 50 goals a season and I was in the role of a passer. Except that I had the No. 9 on my back. I didn't play centre-forward in fact, in spite of my position. I played in terms of Cristiano. We formed a great duo. I looked for him constantly with the aim of helping him score even more goals. I was in a secondary role.

simonjassy what do you have to say about the above

Mumu excuse from the bag of beans.

Maybe Ronaldo was in epl when Higuain scored 22 goals in 2011/2012. Was Ronaldo dead in 2015/2016, when Bale had his best scoring stat of his life? Oh, Bale was the CF.

Nonsense.

Ibime:
Because Chelsea set everything up to come through Hazard and if he decide to be unserious, he can kill a game by slowing our attacking play

Playing against 10 men since 30th minute, he was just walking with the ball like it's training session. That match was 0-0 till 85th minute when Cahill scored from corner. Hazard wasted the first 85 minutes doing walking football instead of killing off PSG

I remember he was kicked all over the pitch that day, as he was having Psg players doubling up on him. What did other players do for us? Not that he other players didn't have the ball.

raumdeuter:
Arindin na him you be.

Cahill making errors in defence is an excuse for Hidden to be totally doing shakushaku all game?

Who said this?

Your reliable raters, rated Hazard higher than other goal scorers. Maybe they didn't have eyes too. By the time you rubbish all your reliable sources, you will start quoting www.aparisports.fool

raumdeuter:
This is why your lack of deductive reasoning always comes to the fore
And why did Dybala have to change his position from last season? Was it not because of Ronaldo?

Dybala last season 22 goals
This season Ronaldo came had to change position to accomodate Ronaldo and his production dropped

Same way Benzema and Ronaldo, when Ronaldo will always be in the box unlike other left forwards

You are a dullard.

Now, was Benzema situation, same as Dybala's? Is Benzema playing new position now, as opposed to last season's?

You fraudulently made it look as if Dybala is playing from same position, as he was playing last season. Ode.

A40:
Bale? The permacrock Zidane had started benching? If Madrid were really serious about Hazard they would easily offload Bale for a much fitter and younger Hazard. At the drop of a dime

Bale had issues with injury, and to Perez, he hasn't recouped his investment on Bale fully. Also, you think clubs were readily available to sign stars with huge weekly pay, with incessant injury problems?

You think Chelsea wouldn't have slammed like 200m+ on Hazard if Madrid had offered to buy him, while his contract hasn't neared expiration?.

raumdeuter:
Whats there to destroy? Men lie, women lie numbers dont lie

What I told you for free and predicted here many months ago is what people are writing articles on and getting paid but I am dishing the knowledge for free

https://www.foxsportsasia.com/football/1083715/juventus-real-madrid-superstars-stats-show-better-without-cristiano-ronaldo-benzema-dybala/

https://www.givemesport.com/1470029-how-karim-benzema-and-paulo-dybala-have-performed-with-and-without-cristiano-ronaldo

Bale had his best goal per match of his life in 2015/2016, maybe Ronaldo died that season.

What positions did Dybala majorly play last season and this season? If you can't use your brain, you need mucuna therapy.

A40:
We both know if Hazard was option A for Madrid they would cough out the required money to secure his services long time ago like they did for Bale and others before him. Right now he has turned himself to the available sarewagba after all Madrid's main options have Amaka'd them

Why would Madrid, with prime Bale and Ronaldo cough out money on Hazard who could have cost them a fortune too?

I don't even need to refer you to reasons given by Raumdeuter for Madrid not spending big after achieving la decima.

raumdeuter:
Apoda this is why Cahill did not top him in ratings

https://i0.wp.com/www.cleansheetsallround.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/terry.png?resize=300%2C334

Mumu.

So Cahill should be blamed and not Hazard.

Hazard shouldn't have topped too since shakushaku is wrong and your reliable medium should have deducted from his point.

You didn't tell us why psg goal scorer didn't top Hazard too. Were they doing shakushaku too? Oponu.

Ibime:
Cahill will get points docked for conceding twice

So Cahill or other defenders should take more of the blame.

One wonders why Hazard always getting rated higher for shakushaku even when he didn't score from open play.

Matic, Oscar and Fabregas were useless in that match, but Hazard knocked us out.

A40:
Madrid are not the kind of club you need to beg, they have a standard tradition of going all out for their man. How can you be begging another team to come and get you for the past 4 seasons? This is what you expect from Samuel Chukwueze not a star boy like Hazard.

At some point personal pride needs to kick in. Like a woman you have been dating but no gree propose then one day she kneels down and decides to propose to you since you no wan take initiative. Won't you be embarrassed on her behalf?

You were the one using 'beg' to describe his move. 'Flirt' is appropriate and he did that because that's his favourite club and he knew they are not ambitionless like Chelsea.

Madrid go for the bests and send out dead woods like Morata. Hazard knows this.

Ibime:
Only for scoring a penalty. A goal adds points to ratings. Also ratings do not take into account the speed with which you do things, they just check how many times you touched the ball, dribbled etc. Go and check our comments on Nairaland on the day of the game. Hazard slowed our tempo to zero that day. Opposition has 10 men, and someone will be receiving every pass, when you give him, he will slow the attack to walking pace. My vexation that day no be here. Because he knew PSG had little threat, he turned the match into training session instead of killing them off.

If Cahill's goal didn't make him top Hazard in rating then that goal excuse for high rating should be blotted out. We've seen moments players wouldn't score and still won motm.

I will find time later in the night to check each players stats and see who nicked it with key passes, chances created among other key stats.

raumdeuter:
That is why we always tell you to use your eyes cos it seems the fat tissues from your lips are covering your eyes

Scoring a penalty inflated his score

So why didn't Cahill, who scored from open play, top him in rating? You be mumu walahi. Your head just big for nothing.

raumdeuter:
Mumu Ikputu onu, Go and check his scoring record before he joined Man Utd, or you think Man Utd just went to pick him from a dumpster to give him 500K a week,

BTW whats Sanchez age?

Oponu apari with his stupid age excuse.

How old is Ronaldo with Messi at present? What's
Suarez age still scoring for Barca?

What was Ibrahimovic's age when he played and scored a lot for Man Utd? How old is your Benzema?

A40:
See mature small boy Mbappe. Unlike some Shakushaku dancers wey don dey advertise their market since

Psg are on a mission, aggressive in their approach to win ucl. Plus Mbappe is still young so he can be patient with his team, having been majorly responsible for their crashing out of ucl this season.

I can't even say what Chelsea are planning to achieve with bringing injured, average, spineless players every year.

If Hazard is your brother, swear that you wouldn't locate Zidanes family house in Algeria, to go and beg his family head to help talk to Zinedine to rescue your brother from working like elephant and eating like a rat at Stamford Bridge?

Ibime:
Anyone with eyes should go back and watch the PSG match in UCL where we lost despite playing against 10 men. This is what Hazard was doing all game and made us lose that game with his lackadaisical attitude. When you are playing against 10 men, you have to move the ball quickly to capitalise on the man advantage but Hazard injected anaesthetic into our game that night.

But Raumdeuter's reliable independent raters, put him as one of Chelsea's best performers that night. None outperformed him in that match.

Maybe Dayo's reliable source, should be ignored henceforth, it seems they don't have eyes.

raumdeuter:
Leave bros Sanchez alone, God don pick him call

4 more yrs of 500K per week

The same Sanchez you wouldn't let us hear word about his quality.

Shameless apari.

raumdeuter:
Wait make season end first abi dem don give you trophies ni

Now we must wait for season to end.

Must we also wait before we know Hazard's shakushaku's output has been better than your Sane's non-shakushaku's?

Itsmedozie:
did God forbid you to borrow me

My God didn't ask me to help a devil.

Your Australian doctor here can help you out. Beg him, abi una no fit help each other?

raumdeuter:
Dem go say na me dey teach you to criticize hazard now

You've not been highlighting goals+assists in epl this season. Why ?

diggz:
Abeg make season do end ojare.....make we know if Madrid go still manage epp us carry the one wey dey auction himself like olosho for under obalende bridge for years now.

Fnck you sarrri

Hazard has already agreed terms with the Madrid giants.

Let's wait for Pulisic, his replacement.

larride:
Don’t mind the guy jare.

It’s 6 bad games and 2 good one

Help me show our great Lingard own jare.

iamrosheed:
Hazard's contribution in Chelsea last 10 premier League games
Vs Burnley 0 goal 1 assist
Vs Liverpool. 0 goal 0 assist
Vs Westham. 2 goal 0 assist
Vs Brighton 1goal 1 assist
Vs Cardiff. 0 goal 0 assist
Vs Everton. 0goal 0 assist
Vs Wolves. 1goal 0 assist
Vs Fulham 0goal. 1assist
Vs Tottenham 0goal 0 assist
Vs Man city. 0 goal 0 assist
Eden Best player

So where are the 3 bad games and 1 good game he has been dropping in this last 10 matches?

Chelseafan1:
Raumdeuter would even say, My younger brother snatched my gf....which younger bro snatched gf, we have never dated same girl b4... I no know where hin dey see that rubbish post.

Trust that buffoon to look for the post and still laugh, then he'll go off for days until he sees that kinda post again... I just taya.

Your uncle na agbaya.

You no see as apari raumdeuter, hasn't been hammering on goals+assists to rate attackers this season?

RuuDie:
Imagine pipu that have Sarri as their manager will be dragging to call Pep fraud... as if Roman no go use cane pursue all of dem comot from the under bridge with immediate alacrity if Pep say e wan coach Chelsea

Roman na mumu too he might go for Fraudiola.

He was just being pushed around by iddiotic advisers. Who approved a Sarri, who never won anything and sacked Conte, that won epl in his first attempt? Even Fraudiola couldn't achieve that, with millions spent.

Sarri out. I won't be surprised if those farmers from Burnthisleaguedown dump us out of europa.

Ibime:
Spot the difference. . . .

He buy Otamendi/ He buy Otu Mendy/
He even buy Sylva. . .. but no GOLD without Messi/

Fraudiola has sent scouts to Argentina to look for the new Messi.


Manchester City are reportedly keen to sign Argentinean wonderkid Thiago Almada.

The teenager, who turns 18 next week, is already a regular starter for Velez Sarsfield in Argentina's Primera Division.

And Pep Guardiola is said to have sent scouts to check up on him.

simonjassy:
you do realise dybala doesn't play as cf anymore,unlike last season

The effect of Dayos stupid views misleading people in this section.

2015/2016 season Bale had his best scoring stat in his career , playing with Ronaldo.

Chelseafan1:
Lol, u get time. Ur stomach never rumble, baba go dey talk nonsense comfidently, e go be like make u just see am, give am hot, brain-resetting slap

How can someone be calling the league local league when it concerns Hazard and other people but will hail the league cos Pep made 100 points after spending more than half a billion on getting players, league that Raineri won without spending much.

You wan slap your apari uncle,raumdeuter? Lordfalcao will come for you.