₦airaland Forum

kstyle2: God knws I hate this programme more than cleverley and that says a lot...somewhere in warri...

*dead*

He's definitely from Anambla...lol

sluvy4tune: Bro how did u know this guy so well ? The first time I called him I actually tot it was a scam and had to check the number to be sure it was foreign, the guy speaks so annoying and u hardly understands him. I have all his VOICENOTE sents to me still stored on my fone, when ever I play it na lafta till my belle go wan pull out...imagine the guy calls Naira....Naila , I don't know which version of IGBO that guy is....smh

InZA: Hmmm.. I see

LOL...






Goodnite!

InZA:

Oya bring that your before before hug, let me take it like that

No more available

Person wey value am don grab am since

Take hrt...some other time hun

InZA: Give me full frontal secular hug... Or else

Which one is frontal secular again...lol

I give up

Infact nothing 4u again

Oya cry me a lagoon hun

InZA:

In that case give me towel.



Handkerchief is too small

Okay wat do I do so u cld stop crying

InZA: Since I'm hugging you I don't need the handkerchief again now.. Abi is it church hug you're giving me?

Yes oh holy hug

InZA: Till tomorrow .. And I didn't do anything oo

Don't mind dem dear...

*big hug*

Hands him hand kerchief

InZA: Thanks a bunch.. For some reason I'm yet to understand, I was banned by one anti-spam something something in the phone section.. 1one still

Really? Watz d duration of the ban?

1one: @Op

With all these bashing and insults and cursing... I guess being #Teamvirgin is not the only team you should be in ... #Teammature... #Teamcivilzed.. and #TeamTakeaJoke are other teams you should be in because I don't see how and why you just turned all toxic and insultive all of a sudden.. Abi is it all the compressed and pressurised heat from lack of sex that you're blowing out here on Sapphire86... At the end of the day from all your insults.. It's not just about closing your legs alone that matters and be claiming #Teamvirgin.. It's about closing your "mouth" too.

Sometimes one can't help but fall in love wid some posts

E.g this one in particular

Kudos bro...a word is enough for the wise!

I'm from the land of uncommon transformation

We can't even remember the beloved name of the state again

So don't bother asking which state has that title if u don't know already

Oya...Apc die on top my post

cruise14: I really need answers to why whitecat007 was banned and shizzlestar wasn't on "inside innosson plant" thread. I know Seun has no foresight, lacks integrity and hired Mods just like him but, he needs to tell us about his new plunge. I knew he would go bad when Fg started dangling money in his face. A stupi.d man whom grace accidentally fell on, we all know what will happen to you. I once prayed for you that hackers bless you, and now you will now go down as far as it takes to reach oil. Your best days are already behind you. You have not made fairness part of your business as evident here and we are going to help you burn it down. You Seun Osewa, you will not even get a room to sleep in any house you build. I will make sure you do not have the opportunity to sell Yoruba again. You will never get to any position of influence except the one you might be given by your pdp masters in the dead of the night to follow up the money they already given you, Ole! Olojukokoro! We will soon see your end!

this one is STRONG!!!

Subscribing

Hehehehehe...oyibo sha can stress themselves for nothing

Have been in this kind of situation b4 only that in my case I wasn't already sitted in the front seat. We were about going out in my brother's car and the new gf he had then just rushed to occupy the front seat while I quietly went straight to open the gate for my bro to drive out of the compound, in mind I was like "this babe never even confirm weda na she go occupy dat front seat 4real" well I over looked everything cos to me she was was nt matured.I jus balance for back sit as car owner jor


Fast forward to now...what went thru in my mind came to pass cos my bro is not dating her again due to her unquestionable character.

cole265: If truly she does not want to be guilty of cheating, what she needs to do is simple. Break up with her boyfriend and hook up with her true love (the guy) before it is too late. Say the truth. You are the one...better take to my advice or you live to regret it for life! a word they say is enough for the wise.

Bursted!!!

Nairalanders sha can say some bitter truths

Op I concur pls do the needful

Lumyboi: Exactly...ur friend is simply a cheat. Al tru ones life u always c pple who r handsome or pretty, if u cnt stick to ur partner den no oda word for u dan 'u b bread'

U're on point tho bt the 'bread' part is what I don't get. mind to elaboate?

elnino3: I like PDA....but I just don't do it...Cos my other girls might be watching....just saying

Okay

I came here to read the comment now I'm done

poiZon: i wan open chorsh, go bank to go collect loan tek start d thing since i don get 6yrs experience, dem say make i bring my tithe contribution since 2007 come. or weada i fit do one miracle before them give me loan. had to leave cos d experience na jst for praying n prophecy not miracle thngs. n tithe na always undocumented. abi u fit borrow me tithe book?

U sha can derail thread, no be me and u for dis apc e-rats thread dem

Shey Imo and Rivers are among the APC states oya Barcanista abi na whatlyf be ur new moniker now come and tell me wat ur apc is doing wid d two states allocation abi na crime for the state to do federal road, or is akpabio the president cos I knw of many federal roads he has done in akwa ibom

Runs outta thread b4 d apc e-fighters descend on me




Oya pdp make una give me job since I don talk in favor of una

poiZon: ya some states, here na calls dem call. me no c call not even flash. wish dem for ping me e fr nyc

Hahahahahahaha...dead wid laff over here
Dey dia dey expect call who u knw for yellow house??
Black house sef u no knw anyone let alone white house
Akpabio u no sabi, udom u no sabi, ekpenyong abi wetin be dat sss DG name sef u no sabi too
Go sell ur papa property carry money do biz jor

Leave me oh make I go fyn hot coffee drink cos cold dey do me strong tin over here

poiZon: for akwaibom?

Was it not general? Saw some ppl's post checking result for dat una sss thread

poiZon: mma ama akene anam mkpo sss em?

Nop. Immigration was d last 9ja govt work I wld ever stress myseld to write till 9ja govt is reset frm default setting of man knw man..wish u best of luck I hear say result is out. Besides sss job na like dead sentence. # mma yime ikedeghe kpukpru...lol

whatlyf: Walahi some people are foolish

And who are those? Hope I'm not inclusive

# tang iko wod inan#

Haba...I'm not watching but those commenting on the live verdict thread said the case has been adjourned till 9 am tomorrow



Op are u sure of what u're saying

I don't wish him dead but then I hate the 'law'. It can be so twisted to set the accused free, too bad!!!

I wonder how many judges will make heaven tho...
R.I.P once again to the death!

Again so these people have vowed to reduce 9ja pop wid d dis deadly disease. What in God's name is their problem?? Why can't they leave us to battle wid 'Shekau' and his boys alone in this our so corrupt country

HisSexcellency: Bola should be quarrantined for ebola. He has touched something....

Ebola is not something to wish even ur worst enemy because it highly contaguous so pls joke shld be aside.

@op are u sure of what u're saying?

Ewoooo...who's watching the highlight oh, Peter don finish SA team he said bafana is a team dat even enyimba can beat, chaiii...truth be told he has a point there oh, super eagles truly don Bleep up

Falls frm iroko tree...lol, nigga u harsh gang

Folksyharry: don't worry. since you are from the US they will let you stay. they may even give you an apartment in Bama since many people are relocating from there.