spixytinxy:
team July to sure

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Honeysweetest:
BS
contractions started on the night of first Jan 2020,I thought it was just Braxton Hicks,cus was expecting to deliver January ending,ignored it,went to buy few baby things the other day,well on 2nd night mehnnn the thing increase,jjc like me don't know it was real labor oo,by 1am,my hubby and I left for a health center close to me,the nurse after shooting his hand in my vaginal,told me to go home that is false,haba, I went home,the thing double, could not sleep,dh too,by six we left to the second hospital that I registered,I was like I don't care whether is false labor or true oo,cut me and bring out this baby oo, something else has taken over my body,the nurse we met checked me and said haa madam u are already 4cm oo, oya pull off ND lie down,the thing increased ooo, I screamed ND screamed,by 7:30,a doc came shook his hand again and said am just 5cm and told the nurse that if in 2hrs there is no change,they should put the hot drip,I said two hrs ke!I will just die,put the hot dream now,they put it,women of Nigeria,naso madness started oo,ewohhh,I was screaming,kambashing in togues,chei,shouting mama moo,dimoo, doctor remove this thing,give me CS,is it by force oo,I pull my head, scratch anyone that came close,my eyes was on the clock,at 2pm,I was checked,7cm,chai,na how I pull out the drip,ran out of the room to the corridor naked, shouting,they were saying hei,hold this woman,hold her,me I don't care,I felt like village people were against me that moment,they brought me BK and said they will chain me,did they force me to do it,better behave,haa,by the way Dh was begging them,give her CS please,my wife ehhh, I stayed on the bed, shouting,I can't explain the pains,I get relieved on for 7or 10 second and it start,by 4pm,an angel nurse came and checked me, she told me madam,I want to help u and birth this child,if not u will stay here till tomorrow,she said oya comply,I said nurse oo, anything,get me out of this pains,she put hand,is like she pulled the baby down and said oya pull like u wanna poo,I pushed,pooed,pushed the second time,na how this my little boy came out screaming like I have been screaming ��,with a little cut,I felt relieved immediately,baby weighed 2;7,chooooo, see mamas I skipped alot as not to bore u ooo,but it ended in praise,I appreciate all the mamas here regardless of how u birth,we are the real deal,the special grace given to us eeh, January mamas Weldon,u will all have a very smooth delivery,fear not,u have been given a very special destiny that must be fulfilled,ehe,they said as soon as u birth u forget,Biko I never forget oo,my mouth is still paining me��,baby ND mama fine fine, Osinachi Jasper my son came into the world on the 3rd of January 2020,entered into the next stage. signing out,let other mamas follow. God bless u all.

This is comic abi you dey act comedy movie in your real life? You reminded me of my first how I used to walk naked in the delivery room I no send anybody

spixytinxy:
team July to sure

Include your name nah and have seen kosibaby quoting you add her too, and thanks for the acting cappo duty

My people abeg make Una help my ministry I no say na my package but its getting out of hand I now prefer morning sickness that I was experiencing in my first journey to this nausea oh, pls how do you people deal with it or even suppress it or is this how I'm going to be till 9months is over



Team July are we here at all I think it's time we start roll call or what do y'all think, me I'm not feeling fine oh so nobody should call me for cappo duty oh

At 11weeks plus nausea is still dealing with me as if I'm in 6weeks

FloraEC:

You don't face each other during spooning, that's side by side ✂ (spooning is among the picture attached) 2nd picture is scissor
Then try and support him with your arms when he gets tired.
I would have said cunn8glig.us & her twin but den dunno if your DH will agree but they'll prefer her twin
You can try reverse cowgirl if he can carry your weight. He can also carry you on a chair/settee or you sit on him facing him but you'll be the one rocking while he can access every other thing accessible.
Doggy like someone said is good too, you can lean on the edge of the mattress with your arms and head on the mattress (to keep you from having to hold up all that belly weight with your arms) while supporting your belly with pillow.

No apologies , good morning

Imagine the lecture, now tell me how someone like you not take in when she never expected, infact I'm waiting for your next rant

zaynie:


Shakes off the baby dusts, packs and pours it back on you.

Giddyperson:

I pack it, mix it with water to make it sticky and pour it back on you.

zaynie:


I step into the bath tub to have a hot shower and wash it away like Jesus washed your sins away

Abeg make Una allow me fight my nausea this early morning oh

zaynie:



Congrats and happy bumping!

Thanks... sprinkle baby dust on her

zaynie:


My eyes are tricking me.
Let me go back and see what missed

You can as well wash your eyes so you can see well teamie

Regards to my baby's twinnie joor

BligsMiss:
Good morning, i don't know na like this pregnancy dey o I'm not doing again after this one abeg , I'm seriously weak, no strength, sometimes I can't sleep it's just 8 weeks 3 days today. No vomitting, but this body weakness is too much abegi, my GP said I should come back 11/12 weeks for my antenatal classes. She only gave me this drug to be taken everyday. Whalahi, it's not easy at akl

We are in the same boat sweety let's hang in there for our lo, it will surely end in praise

24kmagic:
Teaching job is the best for a wife.
She leaves 7am and comes back by 2:30pm

She can use 1hr to rest or sleep, after which she enters the kitchen and prepare something for the family.

During holidays, she will be at home all through.
Wives/mothers should be home anything 4PM, not all these nonsense Carrer ladies that will be having board meetings even as late as 6PM.
Having a teacher as a wife and mother is bae.
All ye NCE and B.Edu girls, I'm coming for you..


NB: Im talking about reputable or public schools, not all these 15k private school ooo.

No reputable school that pays well closes by 2pm bro the earliest you get is 5pm

zaynie:



Please go front and find your teamies.

I came here to rant but with the kind atmosphere here let me carry my package jeje

Olalekank:
This is 2019.
You don't need to go to anyone's house or "school" to learn how to develop for the web.

However, here are some of the things that learning would have to cost you
- A laptop
- Internet
- Light

Referencing one of my previous posts


You can start with web development

1. Go on YouTube and type
"Introduction to web development"
Watch a few videos to get an intro on what to do to get started

2. Visit W3Schools.com and go through some of their tutorials on HTML and CSS

3. Google mini projects you can work on with HTML and CSS

4. Learn responsive web design, with Flexbox and/or grid

5. Repeat step 3

6. Learn JavaScript and make sure to understand it's intricacies. Build some projects with it and make sure to understand the DOM

7. Pick any framework. I recommend React and learn

8. Work on react projects

9. Apply to jobs

10. Get a job


All of the above steps seem easy, but to be honest, they are not
Make sure to code everyday and try to understand what you are doing
Make sure to use stackoverflow when searching for answers
Timebox yourself for these steps above.
Ideally, with 25 hours a week for the next 3 months, you should be good

25 hours: {3 hours per day from Monday to Friday, 5 hours during weekends}

Thanks

kokaiye:
Hello mamas, i don come again.... Pls ooo, wat gud soap can i use to bath my baby cs d one am using is causing rashes on his body.

Use agnesia

rositabuchi:
pls welcome me fellow mum, am a new mem
ber

A warm welcome dear pls indicate your month let your members add you

oluwaleokey:
Hey mamas
Trust we are doing great

Please malaria drug can i take...a breast feeding mum n baby is just 2 months old.
I was giving P-Alaxin Tablets at the pharmacy and the guy there (guess a pharmacist) insisted that it is the malaria drug that breast feeding mums take along side he gave amoxil 500 mg to treat typhoid

Getting home, i discovered it is written on the leaf that breast feed mum should not use it for malaria treatment.
I don't know what to do right now
Please advise or recommend for me...
Thanks

Take the drugs back to the pharmacy tomorrow and buy from another pharmacy store and this time read the leaflet before leaving there

Good morning great mothers pls those of us that used cabbage in breast during weaning pls how long am I to use it please no waka pass

Surulady:
Good day mummies please I need my senior colleagues to help me out,I noticed my babies cry so aggressively for 2days now like they are feeling pains somewhere they don’t sleep at night I don’t know what exactly the problem is,I’ve given them all their necessary medications but they still cry like that..pls help me out..

Please for my senior colleagues that gave birth thru cs how do one get back the tummy dou it’s down but still kinda big...

Can I use coconut oil as hair oil for my babies or which oil is good for babies hair,

For the hair if it's thick use Shea butter so it will be soft when you want to comb coconut oil is still good but Shea butter soften the hair fast

Mzleemah:
happy birthday cutie

Thanks we appreciate

Mama Zaynie happy belated birthday to Akorede I can remember she was my baby's EDD mate

Hello great mother's just like yesterday my princess is a year old help me celebrate with her




Thanks so much great mothers for your well wishes we deeply appreciate

queensnow:
I want to make the cold pressed

Okay you can check YouTube for the video I didn't do coldpress

queensnow:
Pls how do u separate the cream from the oil after separating it from the water

Just scoop the cream into a frying pan or pot and heat it at low light till it turns brown then you'll start seeing oil then you scoop it... hope it helps

Surulady:
Hmmmm seriously they don’t know once the baby has taken their bath that’s all,I do the cleaning,I dressing the babies the laundries make food for them breast feed lay bed vertualy everything.. sending your hubby elder sister errand is the greatest insult they count the only help is wake me up at night to carry my babies when they are awake :-Xthis person knows I need help o don’t need to instruct her but since she feels it’s my work..I just made sure I prepare only what I eat..I can’t kill myself

Eeya Pele MMA honestly the people around you are not trying at all and twins for that matter pls if you have the resources hire help abeg cos you'll be stress and stress is very bad for your condition, so you cook for yourself? That's too bad, me I would have change am for them oh, go your house make I know say I no get help haba

scondy:
Oshe11......the rebellious nephew.....i see u.....Last last....u must bow for the elders....wetin we see when we sit down ....u no fit see even if you climb mount everest.....lol.....

My forumites Mambi, Geezeem, Eeghe......we don tey ...no be today ...the gbas gbos is a yearly event.....nothing fit divide us......see yall next year for a new round......

Team Lambo.....Nadesh, Munzy14, Mrs V, MissCookie, Mercymustwin, Styrese(1/4 fan), Amya (1/4 fan),......we changed the narrative......a woman can be the stronger one.......una too much ....

Chibabe, Switlily5, Senatordave1, .....Seeing u loose is refreshing......Bitches will definitely become believers....who pass u pass u......

To the one and only bear......u are the salt of this thread......too much of it spoils the taste.....while the absence of it makes it tasteless....i wonder y pple care about ur gender....makes no difference

Add me to the team lambo I was a secret fan I don't like commenting cos I'm the emotional type if someone gets to insult me online it might affect me in real life so I hardly get involve in online battle, there was a time some teams were attacking and decampaigning lambo I was so worried my husband had to ask if I'm okay it can be that serious

Tonnyray:
Mike?
Thought Omashola had best time

Looking like consolation price ooo

I'm surprised myself

MissCookie:
Ah! Ima ima! Would have loved to be there but I am set to host some family friends here at my house for the big show.


Would be with you guys in the spirit

Wow I'm coming over pls reserved the goodies for me I never knew you're my sister

Geezeem:
My problem is not that Tacha is gone, my problem is, who will seat on that yellow chair tomorrow during eviction show?

creolehunt:

Really? Na BB and Kayode go watch that one.

FloraEC:
Please I need weaning tips, my nips are red/pink in color. I have tried everything but he no gree. Even when I pick him up from creche after work, first thing he does is to put his hands inside my clothes and scream to suckle. Night time nkọ, if I refuse to give him, he'll cry and cry and cry(wailing, shouting cries oo) till hubby wakes up, brings out the boobs from my top, shuk it inside his mouth so that he(hubby can rest).

Permit me to laugh pls cos the part hubby remove the breast from your clothe to feed him got me rolling on the floor

Now I'm scared for my DD as it getting close

Chibabe005:
come take a Loki loki

come take a Loki here

My 10months old baby can flip breast and go dance to the advert

CaptainMeks:
Mercy: she should use strong deodorant
Omashola: water no dey bite,let her take her bath
Frodd: she smells like garlic

Some peoples "Queen"

Bathing a thousand times doesn't solve the puzzle mercy is right a strong deodorant will do the magic she should just bath twice and apply it even while indoor